랜덤 Fail

Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
    Okay, so this is an 이메일 to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new 가장 좋아하는 song, just so 당신 know. omg ;i wrote 더 많이 in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, 다람쥐 clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought...

i found this on the internet and i thought it was funny!

I may not be 프레드 Flintstone but I can sure make your 침대 rock!



Is your dad a thief 또는 something? Because someone 스톨, 훔친 the stars and put them into your eyes!



I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?



Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?



Can I buy 당신 a drink – 또는 would 당신 just prefer the five bucks?



I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.



I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.



If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together....