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posted by nmdis
"Last Call"


Hello, hello I'm searchin' for a man
With 사랑 filled eyes and them healing hands
Hello, hello I've been waiting for so long
Don't disconnect me cause it's my last call

For help...yeah help
For help...

Cause it's 8-9-9-3-8-3-3, come on and listen to me
Take my call, collect my change,
Cause Lord I'm calling on Your name

Don't wanna leave, don't wanna say goodbye
Still fifteen 분 for my thrity-five
And where's this good in goodbye?
Cause talking to 당신 is bringing me...

This life...yeah life
This life...yeah

Cause it's 8-9-9-3-8-3-3, come on and listen to me
Take my call, collect...
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posted by IloveMyLord
Grammar, perfectly understood, enables us not only to express our meaning fully and clearly, but so to express it as to enable us to defy the ingenuity of man to give to our words any other meaning than that which we ourselves intend them to express.
William Cobbett
Grammar and logic free language from being at the mercy of the tone of voice. Grammar protects us against misunderstanding the sound of an uttered name; logic protects us against what we say have double meaning.
Rosenstock Huessy
The writer who neglects punctuation, 또는 mispunctuates, is liable to be misunderstood for the want of merely...
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posted by MsMindlessAztec
1. We dont ALWAYS want sex...only sometimes
2. we dont like it when 당신 tell us wat to do
3. never, ever look at other girls with us...otherwise your kicked out
4. 삭제 any pictures of ANY other girls on your phones/computers
5. 당신 need to listen to us
6. if 당신 going to ignore us at least do a good job at it.
7. dont always say "i 사랑 you" like 5 times a day, then we think somethings up
8. bringging us to a club and getting us drunk for sex is a bad idea
9. if 당신 get in a fight, admit that your wrong...we like that
10. never say that your the "king of MY casle"
11. always tell us if your borrowing...
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posted by KateKicksAss
This is a bunch of the funnies FML's I've found on FML lately.
Credit: link




"Today, I went to the 영화 with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to 가입하기 us. We've been together for two years. FML"


"Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy 또는 a girl. FML"

"Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the...
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posted by EminemAddict09
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that 당신 "like it that way".
Drum on every available surface.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Set alarms for 랜덤 times.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with 프렌즈 in public entirely of "Beeeep Bip...
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posted by Wanda5
1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the 다음 button to get your answer

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
2.WHAT DO YOUR 프렌즈 THINK OF YOU?
3.WHAT IF 당신 GOT SO MAD, THAT EVERYONE STAYED AWAY FROM 당신 AND LET 당신 HAVE YOUR 우주 FOR 4 DAYS?
4.WHAT IF THERE WAS A STALKER CHASING YOU?
5. WHAT WOULD 당신 DO IF YOUR FRIEND BETRAYED YOU?
6.WHAT IF 당신 SAW A BUNCH OF 랜덤 PEOPLE/THINGS?
7.WHAT IF A MALE FRIEND DID EVERY THING AN ADULT CAN DO?
8.WHAT DO 당신 WANT TO BE WHEN 당신 GROW UP?
9.WHAT DO 당신 THINK WHEN 당신 SEE THE PERSON 당신 LIKE?
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
11.WHAT WILL...
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posted by shadow_luver
i made this all up

1. dress up as jason then get a chainsaw and make it look like 당신 killing there son/daughter while all your doing is squerting ketchup on him/her


2. go to their house and tell the husband I 사랑 당신 TO __________say his/HER NAME

3.go to their house and tell them WHO ATE ALL MY PICKLES


4.go to their house act like 당신 dont know them and then yell outt OMFG IM NEIGHBORS WITH GOERGE LOPEZ


5.go to their house say 당신 got a job on the news then tell them that they should be wearing something warm but acually its gonna be swimming weather


6.go to their house say that theres no more...
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posted by milorox18
YOUR GUY SIDE:


(X)You 사랑 hoodies.

(X)You 사랑 jeans.

()Dogs are better than cats.
(X)
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(X)You've played with/against boys on a team.

()Shopping is torture.
()Sad 영화 suck.

()You own/ed an X-Box.

()Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

()At some point in time 당신 wanted to be a firefighter.

(X)You own/ed a DS, PS2 또는 Sega.

(X)You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

(X)You watch sports on TV.

Gory 영화 are cool.

(X)You go to your dad for advice.

()You own like a trillion baseball caps.

(X)You like going to high school football...
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