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Not So Smart, Need A Sign?

Number One Idiot
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.
Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.
I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.
She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.
I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady....
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LADY GAGA

2
TAYLOR SWIFT

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EMINEM

4
LADY ANTEBELLUM

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KE$HA

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USHER

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THE BLACK EYED PEAS

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JUSTIN BIEBER

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RIHANNA

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DRAKE

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KATY PERRY

12
SUSAN BOYLE


13
JASON DERULO

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B.O.B

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TAIO CRUZ


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TRAIN

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LUDACRIS

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TREY SONGZ
    

19
MICHAEL BUBLE

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LIL WAYNE

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ALICIA KEYS

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BRUNO MARS


23
CARRIE UNDERWOOD

24
MILEY CYRUS


25
ZAC BROWN BAND

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JAY-Z


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ADAM LAMBERT

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MICHAEL JACKSON

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YOUNG MONEY

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ANDREA BOCELLI

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IYAZ

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OWL CITY

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JOHN MAYER

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MIKE POSNER

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NICKI MINAJ

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JASON ALDEAN

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GLEE CAST

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JAY SEAN

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SELENA GOMEZ

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MIRANDA LAMBERT

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THE SCRIPT

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TIMBALAND

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ONEREPUBLIC

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SNOOP DOGG

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DAVID GUETTA

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SADE

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SUGARLAND

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ENRIQUE IGLESIAS...
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Hey, I got bored and was flipping through some papers, and I saw where I started to write this song. So I edited what was there and tried to fix it up some and added the rest. It was just for fun. Hope 당신 like it.



Need You


INTRO:
(Hey 저기요 Hey)
Hear what I say
I need 당신 I want you
(Come closer)

And, and
Oh I know, oh
Theres, theres 더 많이 to life.
Than waiting, for 당신 to realize.
(What 당신 need, its right in front of your eyes)
But really, its all I wanna do.
Just be with you, be with you

&& I sit here
With my head hung low
And the phone in my lap.
I sit here
Wait for 당신 to call back
(But 당신 never...
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O_O I 사랑 THE SHOW SO 랜덤 I KNOW THIS DOESNT GO WITH THIS CLUB BUT ITS CALLED RANODM DO U GET IT GET IT I MAY BE FAST AND I I CAN I CAN ICAN CINA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOL U ARE SO NICE U ARE SO NICE DONT DENYYYYYY
me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH OK OK FRED! CALM DOWN
fred: ok SO I 사랑 ICE CREMA AND CAKE AND STUFF keth: ur weird
fred: SHUT Up!!! SO AND I LIKE STICKERS AND STUFF AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
me: FRED! calm down ur going to fast! OK OK CUT THE SHOW CUT THE SHOW! ok i think he ate to much 캔디 freddd fred: OK I A- *falls on ground
me: OH MY GOSH 프레드 당신 OK!! ice cream o_o
User: I'll do it when I'm pregnant.


Cleverbot: Are 당신 really typing now 또는 is it all computerised.


User: Well come on man, you're a small guy. What size shoe do 당신 wear? I wear a size 13. 당신 look like a 9 또는 ... What, like an 8?


Cleverbot: And you're a guy! You've got tiny feet!


User: You're exactly right. I'm just sayin', you're right.


Cleverbot: Do 당신 think all these 질문 are coming from 1 person?

User: 당신 keep doing that and I'm gonna drop this kid right here.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you're just not as smart as 당신 used to be.

User: They say that this should be served at room temperature, but it's best cold: Revenge.

Cleverbot: Not quite alive?! 당신 are a machine. Why can't 당신 accept this?
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