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posted by gossipgirlxoxo
1. Steal Edwards 아이팟 and fill it with nothing but Rap and fill Emmetts with classical.

2.Pay a couple of guys to say 'ew' at Rosalie.

3.Tell Rosalie that Alice is pregnant.

4.Fill Edwards closet with nothing but Team Jacob shirts.

5.Break all the mirrors in Rosalies room, tell her that her face did it.

6.Call Jasper 'chill pill'.

7.Sell Edwards piano.

8.Get all the Cullen's stuff out of their rooms and then throw it over the line.

9.Smash Edwards CD's and then say there was a spider.

10.Pretend that 당신 can see the future and that 당신 can read minds, when Edward 또는 Alice say that they can laugh at them.

11.Call Edward a stalker.

12.Tell Bella that Edward is going to leave.....then say just kidding.

13.Read Twilight infront of them...and hate it.
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"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will 당신 marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no 더 많이 땅콩 butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and 당신 have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...
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I keep ranting and raving about how great Symphonic Metal and Folk Metal are so I may as well make an 기사 on them. I mean everyone likes new 음악 right? 또는 maybe 당신 already like Symphonic Metal and Folk Metal and just want to read 더 많이 about it. Either which way, I present to 당신 an 기사 about Symphonic and Folk Metal.

What is Symphonic Metal?

Well, naturally it is one of the many raindrops under the metal umbrella. It combines elements of classical 음악 with orchestral music, 고딕 music, opera, and of course metal music. Sometimes it can actually include the folk/Celtic elements....
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posted by ivoryphills
I am a teenage girl.
The world I was brought to when I had hit the big "1-3" are supposed to be the best years of my life, right? Why am I fed this lie? Everywhere I turn, there is nothing but torture and conflict with no solution. I am expected to be a kid- do your chores, mind your authority- and yet, I have to be an adult- care for your younger siblings, finish this task 의해 Friday. Why must I obey like a child without all of the benefits of a childhood, and why must I take my responsibilities like an adult without all of the freedom like an adult? Worse yet, as I am a teenage girl/woman/whatever...
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posted by Insane4ever
1.the power to turn invisible when no ones looking
2.power to see through opened doors
3.power to give someone a orgasm 의해 looking at em
4.power to turn into a bug but not turn back
5.power to teleport 1 inch
6.power to open unlocked doors with your mind
7.power to run into walls out of control
8.power to remove your brain but not put it back
9.power to crap chairs
10.power to say things twice
11.power to talk backwords
12.power to make wrong 답변 on 질문 n tests
13.power to see a brick infront of your face when there is none
14.power to laugh at a banana
15.power to make a monkey pee on you


thank 당신 for reading....there will be more....i did not think of most of these....i said all i wanted now bye n hope u get this powers.....

P.s. Could 당신 팬 this if u like it...theres a green button somewhere near the begining please i need at least one of my 기사 to be somewhere at the top.....thanks anyway u 팬 it 또는 not