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 "How do i seduce my cat?"
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1: 당신 cant have a little meat on your 본즈 without being called "fat".
2: Boys cant be handsome unless they have "Abs".
3: The only acceptable size in clothes is "0/xs"
4: No one cares how much of a great person 당신 are if your not "Hot" no one will like you.
5: No one cares about inner beauty anymore.
6:If 당신 have pimples your intently called "dirty" 또는 people say 당신 don't wash well enough.
7: 당신 have to be 인기 to be liked.
8:Electronics are far 더 많이 important then reading/writing/playing with friends/spending time with family.
9:You MUST be 사진 hoped to be "perfect ".
10: If your smart your a "nerd".
11: 당신 cant 사랑 yourself unless people 사랑 you.

Isent this just sad? ......I hope 당신 all know all of these are 황소, 불 SHIT !!!!. Don't let the "media" get to you. We all have beauty in us no matter what!.
Not immediatly begin bf/gf. I wanna go back to the generation when a guy had to get permission from the girl’s parents to ask her out. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would physically call her and talk to her, not text. I wanna go back to the generation where your first 키스 would be with someone you’ve been da
ting for months, not hookup with a guy 당신 meet in a club. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would give 당신 his varsity jacket. I wanna go back to the generation where a girl can get any guy just 의해 wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and a pair of sneakers. I wanna...
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1.His cell phone number (picture this 당신 are on a 날짜 with him and she calls to ask wat time will she be home)

2.His parents-(If your mom knows his parents then be prepared to see sum embarrasing pics,of yuor boyfriend)

3. If he is a virgin!! (ppicture this your up in your room with him and she pops in when yall r about to 키스 and she freaks out)

4.His ex-girlfriends (if your mom knows ur boyfriend's ex girlfriends then be prepared to hear what did, tthis girl havetht my daughter didnt)

5.What his style is (your out with ur bf and mom and 당신 turn the corner and she yells OH LOOK A THOOSE SEXY...
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My friend 게시됨 these on her bebo page a while 이전 so I thought I'd share them with 당신 :D

1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5) Talk the entire way through the...
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posted by koalagirl9
저기요 babe sittin there
당신 dont see my sitting behind your chair
Im staring a at 당신 and 당신 butt
and on the back of your leg there is a cut
당신 got it shaving in the 샤워
i watched 당신 threw the window for 더 많이 then a hour
i saw 당신 fighting with your mom
about your newest stepdad Tom.
Now 당신 saw me just my hat.
Now 당신 hit me with a bat.
Ow is all that i can say.
But i still stalk 당신 anyway.
I see 당신 with your boyfriend.
But does he know it is the end.
I stab his back with a knife.
Now 당신 both are screaming for your life.
And just cuz i feel like it and that is true.
I take out i 칼, 나이프 and stab 당신 to.
Now that i've stalked her today.
Im coming for 당신 so run away.
posted by Princess_seki
    You may fall from the sky, 당신 may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in 사랑 with me.

Do 당신 believe in 사랑 at first sight, 또는 should I walk 의해 again?    

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.    

It's a good thing that I have my 도서관, 라이브러리 card. Why? Because I am totally checking 당신 out!!    

If a fat man puts 당신 in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted 당신 for Christmas.    

If I received a nickel...
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