"How do i seduce my cat?"

AS 당신 can tell, i am no longer going into the spot where i should of wrote this. To all members of the 랜덤 spot i am sorry it's just a fighting issue. I'm not posting this in the TDI spot becuase i am leaving that spot. 당신 guys just keep on fighting! Please, please stop it! 당신 are wrecking the 팬팝 family, and 당신 are breaking my heart. Please, i am begging you! If 당신 have any kindness left in you, please just say sorry.



FORGIVE AND FORGET,LIFE IS TOO SHORT WITHOUT REGRETS.


This is stupid! Fighting, i mean when i first joined fanpop, there was no fighting at all. Now there is about 3 people leaving a day. So if 당신 want about only 60 out of the 1461 fans, go ahead. But im done with it.

MY CAT BUBBA WILL WALK ACROSS ME TO GET 2 PLACES... SO ONE 일 I WAS SLEEPING I WAS HAPPY,PEACEFUL, AND EVERYTHING U COULD IMAGINE UNTIL... BUBBA JUMPS ON THE 침대 AND I GUESS HE WANTED TO GET 2 THE OTHER SIDE SO HE WALKED ACROSS MY HEAD 2 GET THERE.... THAT WOKE ME UP AND IT WAS LIKE 5:00 IN THE MORNING... I WAS MAD SO MY MOM YELLED AT HIM 4 ME..... THE 다음 MORNING I WAS SO TIRED...

AND SOMETIMES IF BUBBA WANTS 2 GET TO THE OTHER SIDE HE WILL STILL WALK ACROSS MY HEAD! BUT I DONT GET MAD MUCH ANYMORE BUT ITS SO FUNNY... SO THAT WAS MY STORY ABOUT MY HILARIOUS/FUNNY CAT BUBBA

THE END... -BY ROLIE1!!!

Okay so one 일 my mom was 집 alone and she walked into the house and there was a 다람쥐 sitting on the couch. My mom started screaming and the 다람쥐 started flying all over the house!! She stood on the back of the 침상, 소파 and the 다람쥐 flew all around her and she was like so scared!!! She called my dad and told him to come 집 so he did and then when he walked in the door he got my remote car and it finally flew out the door!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!! She was scared every night to go to sleep for like 8 weeks cause she thought the 다람쥐 was in her bed!!!

Step 1: Form crush

Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook

Step 3: Talk to 프렌즈 about crush

Step 4: Talk to family about crush

Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush

Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog

Step 7: Dream about crush

Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books

Step 9: Fall in 사랑 with crush

Step 10: Imagine having 아기 with crush

Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day

Step 12: Cry at night because of crush

Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush

Step 14: Dress to impress crush

Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice

Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush

Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter

Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc

Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house

Step 20: Never ask crush out

The End.

1. chewed chewing gum under your 표, 테이블 must never be wasted once in your mouth the taste is like OMG it tastes of syliva

2. If 당신 lick your sweat 당신 can see the future

3. screaming every time someone calls your name is normal

4. yur teacher has seen 당신 in da 샤워 no JOKE

4. people be sick on 당신 all the time right want to know why it because your ugly

5.i am your biological father i am also your grandma i have no teeth

6.Aliens will abduct 당신 one 일 and steal your brain

7.you will live on a farm

8.im sorry but 당신 see dat guy behind u he is going to kill 당신

9. i like flying wid da monkeys

10. 당신 cany dance 또는 sing so PLEASE STOP TRYING

11. i am a pervert and im comming for 당신 저기요 sexi