^Random^

1.Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green and insist to others that 당신 "like it that way."

2.Sing the 배트맨 theme incessantly.

3.Drum on every available surface.

4.Staple papers in the middle of the page.

5.Ask 800 operators for dates.

6.Specify that your drive-through order is "to-go."

7.Set alarms for 랜덤 times.

8.Learn Morse code and have conversations with your 프렌즈 in public consisting entirely of "Beeeeep Beep, Beep Beeeeep Beep...."

9.Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Uncle Bob's stereo with the volume properly adjusted.

10.Honk and wave to strangers.

11.Dress...

January 01 - 09 ~ Dog
January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse
January 25 - 31 ~ Lion

February 01 - 05 ~ Cat
February 06 - 14 ~ Dove
February 15 - 21 ~ Turtle
February 22 - 28 ~ Panther

March 01 - 12 ~ Monkey
March 13 - 15 ~ Lion
March 16 - 23 ~ Mouse
March 24 - 31 ~ Cat

April 01 - 03 ~ Dog
April 04 - 14 ~ Panther
April 15 - 26 ~ Mouse
April 27 - 30 ~ Turtle

May 01 - 13 ~ Monkey
May 14 - 21 ~ Dove
May 22 - 31 ~ Lion

June 01 - 03 ~ Mouse
June 04 - 14 ~ Turtle
June 15 - 20 ~ Dog
June 21 - 24 ~ Monkey
June 25 - 30 ~ Cat

July 01 - 09 ~ Mouse
July 10 - 15 ~ Dog
July 16 - 26 ~ Dove
July 27 - 31 ~ Cat

August 01 - 15 ~ Monkey
August 16 - 25...