당신 are already late, and your key is missing, 당신 wish there was 'find tool (ctrl+F)' in life!
5 분 이전 당신 were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now 당신 are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, 당신 wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!
당신 are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, 당신 wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!
The train is so crowded that 당신 cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, 당신 wish there was 'zoom & view full screen'in life!
After marriage 당신 realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, 당신 wish there was an valuation period' 또는 atleast a 'sample download' 또는 a 'demo version'!
One 일 당신 realize that 당신 are turning bald, 당신 wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!
Keys U & I are together on the keyboard bt sadly not always there in life......
5 분 이전 당신 were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now 당신 are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, 당신 wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!
당신 are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, 당신 wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!
The train is so crowded that 당신 cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, 당신 wish there was 'zoom & view full screen'in life!
After marriage 당신 realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, 당신 wish there was an valuation period' 또는 atleast a 'sample download' 또는 a 'demo version'!
One 일 당신 realize that 당신 are turning bald, 당신 wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!
Keys U & I are together on the keyboard bt sadly not always there in life......
WARNING- THESE ARE NOT ANY EXCUSES FOR 당신 INCASE 당신 GET PULLED OVER 의해 A COP. FUNNYSTUFFLOL IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE 당신 CAN SUFFER 의해 SAYING THESE PHRASES TO AN OFFICER 또는 ANY ONE ELSE!!!!
Can 당신 hold my beer, I cant reach my license.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't 당신 the guy from the Village People?
Hey, 당신 must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!
Are 당신 Andy 또는 Barney?
I thought 당신 had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
I pay your salary!
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!
Do 당신 know why 당신 pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
Can 당신 hold my beer, I cant reach my license.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't 당신 the guy from the Village People?
Hey, 당신 must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!
Are 당신 Andy 또는 Barney?
I thought 당신 had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
I pay your salary!
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!
Do 당신 know why 당신 pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
