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EPISODE ONE:

Spike: [snoring]

Twilight: Let's go through this one 더 많이 time.

Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!

Twilight: Yes, but why?

Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' 더 많이 to it than that.

Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be 더 많이 to it. It's all simply divine!

Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.

Spike:...

TRUTH

Who do 당신 have a crush on?

If 당신 had to 날짜 anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity 당신 would want to make out with

Name five people 당신 hate and why 당신 hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have 당신 ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If 당신 did, what did 당신 do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have 당신 ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have 당신 had your first kiss, if 당신 have, were was it and who was it with?

Have 당신 ever seen a parent naked?

Have 당신 ever seen 동물 reproducing?

Have 당신 stalked anyone,...

1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, 당신 answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, 당신 answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, 당신 answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, 당신 say “is that so?”
5. If 당신 so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher 당신 did not turn in your homework because 당신 were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...

Sweetie
Sweetheart
My love
Lover
Pumpkin
Baby
Darling
Sweetie Pie
Baby Doll
My Little Cabbage (French)
Love of my Life
Angel
Beloved
Dear
Dearest
Dear one
Deary
Flame
Heart’s Desire
Honey Bun
Poubelle
Honeybunch
Lamb
Jewel
Loveling
Pearl
Pet
Precious
Princess
Prince
My Sweet
Sugar
Treasure
True Love
Beautiful
Beauty
Gem
Saint
Light of my Life
Object of my Affection
Angel Face
Babe
Buttercup
Button
Cherub
Chica
Dumpling
Little Angel
Little Darling
Little Doll
Number One
Prize
Tootsie
Doll Face
My Idol
My Everything
My Life
Object of My Affection
True Love
One and Only
Inamorata
Inamorato
My Passion
Valentine
Dove
Honey Bunny
Smoochy
Babycake
Dream Girl
Dream...

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girls that are goth
they hate jocks
they hate it when u talk about sports
they hate it when u talk to much
they never want to do anything when their in a mood
they dont watch american idol
they dont like u to talk about american idol
they hate it when u say "why do u always wear black?"
they hate it when u bring them flowers
they hate it when u try to "make moves"
they hate it when u bring them to parties with people she doesn't know

girls that are smart
they like it when u say "your smartness is cute"
they hate it when u defer her smartness
they dont like it when u...

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn 당신 said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, 유니콘

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because 뱀파이어 are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The 타이타닉

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your 책 are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous


Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make...

The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. 당신 have to catch it yourself. ~Benjamin Franklin


Even if happiness forgets 당신 a little bit, never completely forget about it. ~Jacques Prévert


If 당신 want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy


Happiness is never stopping to think if 당신 are. ~Palmer Sondreal


Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony


The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain


If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~Edith Wharton


Happiness...

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