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NathalieNat, VoicesInMyHead and 5 others like this

victoria7011 LOL!

VoicesInMyHead Hehehe oh and btw SUCCESS!!!!!

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When people ask stupid questions..anoying but also funny!

posted by 7things

1)At the movies: When 당신 meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are 당신 doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't 당신 try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When 당신 ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer 버터 Masala" dish good?...

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31 Ways to Annoy Your Parents xD

posted by Mp4girl

xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as 당신 can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when 당신 laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear...

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the flavors of HI-C 주스 boxes and THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

posted by itachifan1

* 주황색, 오렌지 Lavaburst
* 복숭아 (no longer produced)
* Poppin' 담홍색, 핑크 Lemonade
* 딸기 Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* 캔디 사과, 애플 cooler

[edit] Hi-C Blast

* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* 과일 Pow
* 과일 Punch
* Orange
* 주황색, 오렌지 Supernova
* 담홍색, 핑크 Lemonade
* 산딸기, 라즈베리 Kiwi
* Strawberry
* 딸기 Kiwi
* Wild Berry

[edit] Hi-C 사워, 사 우 어 Blast

* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

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My 질문 of Love;; Fear of Loving 당신 && Used Me

posted by lollipopszx3

Did 당신 really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be 더 많이 than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special 일
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that 일
there was lots to be said
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When 당신 said "I 사랑 you"
I said "I 사랑 당신 too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?
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I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be 더 많이
What if I did...

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상단, 맨 위로 10 ways to freak out your roomate

posted by chowjoyi

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) 옮기기 everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an 코끼리 weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While...

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상단, 맨 위로 ten reasons to be cheerful! :D

posted by pandawinx

10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our 프렌즈 and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if 당신 sometimes feel sad 또는 depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to 당신 sorry, but if your in any other country, then 당신 still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When 당신 think of 초콜릿 everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )

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100 Ways to Order a 피자

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. If using a touch-tone, press 랜덤 numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival 피자 place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their 질문 with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...

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Stupid 랜덤 Product Warnings (1)

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. "Do not use if 당신 cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

7. "Do not use while sleeping 또는 unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of...

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Funny 인용구 From Real People

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. 당신 can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say 당신 should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching 텔레비전 의해 candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find 텔레비전 very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...

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CONGATS! your the 1000th PERSON to... FAIL! YES 당신 FAIL! FIND OUT WHY 당신 FAIL NOW!

posted by emma-may

WELDONE!

YOU HAVE FAILED TO IGNORE THIS MESSAGE TO 당신 - THE PERSON WHO FAILED!

dear fellow 팬팝 failures...

i have failed to bring 당신 the news of fail blog sooner...

some of 당신 may know but the rest of 당신 probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your 일 to 일 FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most 랜덤 posts of failed 사진 shots of failures 게시됨 의해 dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make 당신 laugh! 당신 can take failed pictures your self...

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5 things that will make everyone think you're insane!

posted by werewolflover

Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other 기사 like this so here's another one.I hope 당신 enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks 의해 (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a 차 party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals 의해 say "would 당신 like to 가입하기 us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the 담홍색, 핑크 fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good 또는 I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?

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20 Ways To Annoy a 디즈니 별, 스타

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

1. Go to a Miley Cyrus 음악회, 콘서트 with an obsessed Twilight Fangirl, and go up on stage with her in the middle of the 음악회, 콘서트 and talk about Edward Cullen (fangirl 또는 not). Make sure 당신 both wear My Chemical Romance T-Shirts.

2. Make a gossip magazine write about a Joe Jonas and Robert Patterson scandal.

3. Tell Selena Gomez 또는 Demi Lovato that they're bad role models.

4. Diss Selena Gomez's fasion style.

5. Bring Marilyn Manson and Gene Simmons (both with makeup) to the set of Sonny With A Chance.

6. Compare Joe Jonas's 재킷, 자 켓 in "Burnin Up" and a The Black Parade jacket. Farmiliar?

7. Morph Miley...

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The one thing to prove that 당신 are a gunniess

posted by patrisha727

Show this to your math teacher, and tell me what his/her reaction is! ^_^

Pi = 3.
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Total Drama Action Episode 14 (When It Comes Out)

posted by Random9747649

"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT 날짜 IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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30 Things To Do During An Exam

posted by wild-bby

My friend 게시됨 these on her bebo page a while 이전 so I thought I'd share them with 당신 :D

1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5) Talk the entire way through the...

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famous lef handers

posted by shiriny

one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.

더 많이 famous left hander:

drew barry more

Angelina jolie

nicole kidman

Marilyn monroe

demi moore

Mary-kate and ashley olsen

julia roberts

Hans christian anderson

mark twain

Billy 레이 cyrus

celine dion

Pierce brosnan

jim carry

Hugh jackman

brad pitt

Michelangelo

leonardo davinci

Picasso

newton

Albert einstein

george bush

charlie chaplin

cary grant

napeleon bonaparte

bill gates

marie curie

rachel adams

mark spitz

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strange but cool facts-1

posted by shiriny

-chocolate kills dogs! True, 초콜릿 affects a dog's 심장 and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

-Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

-Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

-Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

-Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

-A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head

-Brains are 더 많이 active sleeping than watching TV

-There are 더 많이 chickens than people in the world

-The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows...

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How To Annoy Other Drivers

posted by BellaCullen96

After 당신 cut off a vehicle, give a "Thanks-for-letting-me-in" wave and nod to the other driver.
Always save your nose picking for when you're behind the wheel.
Drive closely behind speeding ambulances and 불, 화재 trucks so 당신 get ahead of everyone who pulls over to let them pass.
Drive with a pen and ATM envelope in your hand and write down everything a moron driver does.
If another driver honks at you, ignore it, continue to do exactly what 당신 are doing, and give him a dirty look.
If another driver is courteous enough to let 당신 in front of him/her, show your appreciation 의해 letting the entire...

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Ways To Annoy People On The Subway

posted by BellaCullen96

Take large objects on the train with you.
Sing songs. Start a round with everyone on the train.
Eat onions and garlic and talk to the people 다음 to you.
Sell stuff.
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Yell to your 프렌즈 at the other end of the train.
Make fun of other people while they are in hearing distance of you.
Ride the train while drunk. Extra points if 당신 throw up.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Ask people where they are from.
Ask people where they are going.
Quiz people on the meaning of life.
Start a game of poker. Extra points if it's strip poker....

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How To Annoy People On The 바닷가, 비치

posted by BellaCullen96

Ask everyone 당신 meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as 당신 can.
If 당신 see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to 오리 under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as 당신 can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."