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Something I got in an e-mail. Still pretty funny. Especially since I've done a few...

1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open 의해 themselves.

2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call 당신 Admiral.

3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until 당신 hear the penny 당신 dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

4. Do Tai Chi exercises.

5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

6. Meow occasionally....
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"We need" means "I want"

"It's your decision" means "The correct decision should be obvious 의해 now"

"Do what 당신 want "means" You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" means "I need to complain


"Sure...go ahead" means"I don't want 당신 to.

"I'm not upset"means "Of course I'm upset, 당신 moron."

"You're...so manly "means" 당신 need a shave and 당신 sweat a lot."

"You're certainly attentive tonight." means     "Is sex all 당신 ever think about?"

"I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!" means     "I'm on my period."

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" means     "I...
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posted by Nick16
Why did I get divorced????

Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do 당신 mind if I goin to the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 분 later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling,"SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
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