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posted by Usui--takumi
A young novice in the service of the abbot of Tōfukuji Temple went to a certain place. The master there jokingly said to him, 'I have seen many monks and priests, but none so handsome as you. I believe nobody in the secular world can match 당신 either. Your parents must also be very good-looking. Now tell me, are 당신 the child of your father 또는 of your mother? I would like to know 더 많이 about you.'
"The novice replied, 'Certainly. I am from a humble family and that is my fate. I don't know if I should feel honored 또는 embarrassed 의해 your compliments. I also don't know how to answer your question.But...
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"Where is Maybelle?"Alicia asked.
"I don't-"I was cut off
"Help!Help me!I need help!Please!!"A familiar voice begged.
"MAYBELLE!"we all said in unison.
We followed the voice into a huge hut.
"Maybelle!Where are you?"I asked.
I ran as fast as I could.I couldn't wait for them to catch up.I saw a door with a small window.I looked in and saw Ariana.When she turned back,I ran back.
"Help!Help me!Help m-MM!MUHH!MMMMMHHH!"Maybelle yelled.
I ran to the door Maybelle and Ariana were in.I knocked on the door,got out my sword,and waited for Ariana to come out.
"What?Wh-AH!"She said.
"You said,you'd leave my friends...
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posted by 90sfan
Doctor:Sir,I have bad news and worse news.Patient:What's the bad news?Doctor:You only have 24 hours to live.Patient:Well what could be WORSE than that?!Doctor:I've been trying to call 당신 since yesterday!

Maria:Kim,where's Kitty?Kim:I don't know,Maria.Maybe she's..Derek:Mom said 당신 couldn't have a cat.Ooooh!I'm telling!Maria:Mom never said I couldn't have a LION instead.Derek:WHAT?!*chewing and swallowing noises*Maria:Kitty,there 당신 are!

Yolanda:Come on,Sal.Let's play Hide-and-Seek!Sal:No,that's boring.Yolanda:We've got nothing better to do.Sal:FINE.I'll count!*after 20 seconds*Sal:READY 또는 NOT,HERE I CO-OME!YOLANDA WAS NOT FOUND UNTIL THREE DAYS LATER AT FUNZONE.Sal:YOLANDA!!I've been looking for 당신 FOREVER!Yolanda:Your right,Sal,Hide-and-Seek IS boring*slurps smoothie*Yolanda:Hey...is this icecream expired?
posted by gurlygurl123
Ok it was about 6:30am and i was going to my car to
go to school.Suddenly a figure pops up at my dads
bedroom window.Then it holds my stepmams phone up and it lights her eyes up.WEll i jumped back and screamed.My dad just kept looking up at the window.
Then the figure held the phone up to her ear and my dad got a phone call it was off my step mam.My dad looked up again.The figure pointed at the phone.My dad answerd it.
It was my stepmam saying i had forgotton my jumper
lol
but the way i jumped back was histerical i like leaped back and screamed at the 상단, 맨 위로 of my lungs
AAAAGGGHHH
lol
Once there was a girl named Amy. Amy was 9 years old and she was just terrible at art. She always had bad grades and her friend Lexi was always bragging. ”ha ha 당신 are so horrible at art! Your cubism is a mess, your Ice sculptures are always just a stickman, and don’t get me started on your paintings! They are just big swirls of nothing! Who in the world would want to give that an A? “ Lexi said. Amy just smiled, looked at the painting, and then she frowned. Amy was silent until she said, “ I may have big gigantic swirls, but I will paint something better then a swirl! 당신 will see!!...
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posted by adaug
Today,Our 질문 is from:mistymaydawngo:
Q:WHY ARE BANANAS YELLOW?
A:When unripe, the peel of the 바나나 contains chlorophyll, a green pigment that is at the basis of photosynthesis and is so intense that it masks all the other color pigments in the fruit. When the 과일 ripens, the membrane surrounding the chlorophyll weakens and permits enzymes to reach and destroy the green pigment. At the same time, that enzymes acts on vitamin A.
Get it?Got IT?Yeah I didn't either!I just Googled it








A shout out to :mistymaydawngo!
remember to 코멘트 your 질문 and I'll answer ASAP!
posted by pollydbookworm
If 당신 have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, 당신 have $1.19. 당신 also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the 링컨 Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest 랜덤 speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once...
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posted by justleeelee
I saw this on cracked.com and I don't have Excel so I want to know if this is real...

1. Open Excel 95 with a blank work sheet
2. Go down to the 95th row
3. Select the whole row
4. Tab over to coloum B
5. Goto Help/About
6. Hold down ctrl-alt-shift and click on the tech support button
7. A window appears call "Hall of Tortured souls"
8. At the end of the hall and all the programmers names
9. Do a 180 turn and type excelkfa. Walk thuorgh the 벽 and see the pictures.

Sorry i'm just really curious about this.... :/ I'm probably a dumbass for this and have no life for asking, but still! I'm bored...
posted by MJangellover
Most of the world's most amazing sights have not been made 의해 people .Nature has some of the best attraction.One of the most beautiful places is Niagara Falls ,which plunges into a canyon about 11 km long .It has a 무지개, 레인 보우 as the water chases the sun's light and crash down into the steamy canyon below .

In Arizona ,the Colorado River has steadily been giant canyon for about 6 million years.The valley is so deep and steep that nearly a million tourists visit and take the trip down its deep sides every year.

through the 심장 of South America runs the 아마존 River.In some places it feels like a sea .as 당신 can't the other side .Starting in Peru and continuing all the way across Brazil to the Atlantic Ocean ,It is the 초 longest river in the world after the Nile
want to play test game ?
If 당신 want check this link
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and if 당신 don't just skip it
In a mansion far in the southern part of 일본 Miki one of the most 인기 prettiest smartest person in 일본 was walking the streets when she saw a man.She felt 사랑 at first sight.So the man walked up to her and said "hi" Miki responded "hey I'm Mi.." "Miki Mochizuki" "yeah" "everyone knows you" "i guess your right" she looked down at her feet with a sad face "and 당신 are?" "Li Shengshun" "you lie i can see it in your eyes" then he pulled her into an ally "how do 당신 know I'm lying?" "i can see everything just 의해 looking into a persons eyes" "who and what are you" "i should be asking you...
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posted by invadercalliope
HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -waves-
Now it's time to get seres i mean serues NO! uh..
SERIOUS.
Justin Bieber is dating selena gomez.
Well everyoe knew he had to 날짜 her 또는 demi.
So have 당신 seen the amazing sci fi movie sharktopus XD.
Now let's see......
I need to get note cards for this.
Well i guess i'm going to have to do this!
Meebo Emoticons
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(pacman)
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(loser)
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(beaten)
(O_O)
(o.O)
(so)
(panda)
(emo)
(rapper)
(sarcasm)
(ghost)
(hug)
Well i'm getting tired of that
PURPLE FLYING HIPPOS!
posted by AnimeFan66
This 기사 is for people who are not 프렌즈 with me yet, people who are friends, and people who must know this because these things I am about to tell are not only painful, but also terrible things.

As a lot of 당신 people have already realized, I have Atusim. I've had it ever sense I was little. At those times, my parents never told me about this until I was prouably sixteen 또는 seventeen. Ever sense then, my whole life has been nothing but garbage because not only have I been teased several occasions, but I have also suffered from depression, anger, and brainloss sometimes. These things are...
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posted by goddessoflife
I started a Language contest on the 답변 spot in this group. Here are the winners:

Round 1) Winner: darkmintoutau
Language: Greek
Όταν η ζωή σου δίνει το λεμόνι, κάνει το χυμό πορτοκαλιού και στη συνέχεια, καθίστε πίσω και αναρωτιέμαι πώς το κάνατε. Και:
Είμαστε αυστηρότερο από ό, τι σε λιπαρές ουσίες τύπος στο καλσόν!
When life gives 당신 lemons, make 주황색, 오렌지 주스 and then sit back and wonder how 당신 did. And: We're tighter than a fat guy in tights!

Round 2) Winner: xXxJDloverxXx
Language: Basque
benetan behar dut off lortzeko webgune honetan!
I really need to get off this site!

Round 3) Open.
posted by TOTALIzzyluver
(Try 읽기 this story with a cowboy 또는 a hilbilly accent)
Tiffany and Pete sat in the moon light.
"Look at them stars. So bright and shiny." Pete said. "Look 더 많이 like squares to me." Said Tiffany.
"Nooooo, there stars." Pete told Tiffany.
"Hey that squares gettin' bigger.....and bigger....and bigger." Tiffany gasped. "That square looks like its hurrdelin' at us!"
"GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Pete yelled pushing Tiffany out of the way of the falling star. The 별, 스타 landed where Tiffany was sitting but she was now a few feet from it. "YEAH! Gots me a square!" Tiffany squeled
The End.

Short but it was an idea that came to me in the shower...and the idea credit goes to my non fanpopping 프렌즈 Liz and Tiffany who showed me the "Looks 더 많이 like squares to me" thingy....any way what do 당신 guys think????
posted by Free_Spirit
Me: OKay well this is for my religion class, i 게시됨 it on the 글쓰기 spot but no ones commented and its dues this week soo um yeah. to give a note i have to use an artistic form to show my image of Jesus, and i chose to use the sea as a metapor..okay please comment...and critism

Freedom:
To feel the sand
The sun on your back
It’s a no man’s land
With no fear of attack
No chains of society
The sea frees all
Lose all your anxiety
And watch as the waves fall
God’s 초 heaven under the sun
Surrounding all things being
The sea will be undone
For those people foreseeing
The sea without...
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posted by milorox18
When I resolve into the essence
Tlhat I mostly am‚
I feel a deep connection
With every living thing.
For that which most imbues me
With my identity
Is somehow in the other‚ too‚
So that when I look around
I see myself- reflected
Hidden is this union
Is the wonderful discovery
That if indeed the angels
Have wings-
Then so do I.
And if the essence of a flower
Drifts out of a gentle breeze-
Then so do I.
And if the midnight sky
Is radiant with light-
Then so am I.
And if the silent mystery
Somehow becomes revealed
In tiny dewdrops fair-
Then so willI.
For every lovely thing
Manifests the essence
Of which I am a part‚
So beware‚ my soul‚ beware‚
And 옮기기 with gentle heart
Throughout theis mystic veil.
For if 사랑 has left its imprint here-
Then so have I!

This is not mine‚ this was written 의해 Donna Miesbach
posted by twilight0girl
zydrate addicts:"i cant feel nothin at all.."
Graverobber:"drug market,submarket,sometimes i wonder why i ever got in.blood market,love market,sometimes i wonder why they need me at all! zdrate comes in a little glass vile..

shiloh:a little glass vile?
zydrate addicts:a little glass vile!

Graverobber:and the little glas vile goes into the gun like a battery.and the gun goes somewhere against your anatomy

zydrate addicts:Ahh,ahh

and when the gun goes off it sparks and your ready for surgery..surgery

Amber sweet:Graverobber..graverobber
sometimes i wonder why i even bother..graverobber..graverobber,sometimes...
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posted by DoctorSpud
I actually cried coming up with this speech last night...I think it was even 더 많이 beautiful when I first came up with it.

If 당신 were to think like me and look through multiple viewpoints of life and existence heck even trillions of different viewpoints from the stars to the planets and everything inbetween and beyond even through your best 프렌즈 eyes 당신 would be blown away.
If 당신 were to sit and truly think about it all 당신 would realize that people come up with the formulas and the math and the science even though none of it exists. They try to stabilize existence and make it pure intel...
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