Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that 당신 think they're Tom Cruise 또는 마돈나 (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie 별, 스타 in question).
Ask the guy 다음 to 당신 to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person 다음 to you, "Are 당신 in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, 당신 have a very irate home,' she said governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....
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