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Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that 당신 think they're Tom Cruise 또는 마돈나 (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie 별, 스타 in question).
Ask the guy 다음 to 당신 to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person 다음 to you, "Are 당신 in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, 당신 have a very irate home,' she said governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....

1. If 당신 are right handed, 당신 will tend to chew your 음식 on your right side. If 당신 are left handed, 당신 will tend to chew your 음식 on your left side.

2. If 당신 stop getting thirsty, 당신 need to drink 더 많이 water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep 당신 from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz 모토 is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best 또는 nothing”.


6. The 타이타닉 was the first ship to use the SOS signal....

Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your 날짜 begins talking about themselves.
Sacrifice french fries to the great deity, Pomme.
When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live food.
Without asking, eat off your date's plate. Eat 더 많이 from their plate than s/he does.
Drool.
Fill your pockets with sugar packets, as well as salt and pepper shakers, silverware, floral arrangements . . . i.e. anything on the 표, 테이블 that isn't bolted down.
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
At dinner, guard your plate with fork and 스테이크 knife, so as to give the impression that you'll stab anyone,...

Here are some things to do with the dummy Bob,

1. Practice karate on Bob
2. Dress Bob up
3. Use Bob as a boat
4. Use Bob to help 당신 make a fort
5. Use Bob as a tree
6. Use Bob to lighten your stress 의해 punching and kicking him
7. Use Bob as a way to practice how to fall in slow motion
8. Use Bob to take your anger out 의해 punching and kicking him
9. Use Bob to tie things up on
10. Use Bob to prop things up on
11. Use Bob as an audience
12. Have a staring contest with Bob
13. Use Bob reenact David and Goliath
14. Destroy Bob! Mwahahahaha!
15. Learn from Bob how to scowl
16. Learn from Bob how not to scowl
17....