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For those who have no clue what my fellow Aussies are doing, it's called planking.
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posted by justinbieberfw
1.) start looking at the stuff they have in the 카트 saying things like "eww who likes this" "thats a fashion nightmere" ect.

2.) ask 랜덤 ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin

3.) start 노래 Barney songs as loud as u can

4.) go up to 랜덤 ppl and say "tag, ur it"

5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that 셔츠 is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"

6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"

7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya

8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how 당신 looked 더 많이 important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If 당신 think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone 읽기 the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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posted by MileySelena982
1. We only cry infront of 당신 when we
a) want 당신 to comfort us, or
b) can't help it

2. We only wear mini 치마 when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.

3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus

4. If 당신 ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't 또는 feel like 당신 should know, so
forget about it.

5. When we say we're mad, upset, 또는 angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.

6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?

7. If 당신 think we like to hang out with 당신 every
waking minute, think twice.

8. Have 당신 ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?

9. When 당신 ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3

10. When we say we 사랑 you... 당신 better believe it.
Just randomly found this:

1. Throw 팝콘 in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can 당신 fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling 팝콘 that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get 팝콘 yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit 다음 to 당신 because 당신 invisible...
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Many legends have been told of frightening black 개 that hunt deserted roads, gloomy castles, even town houses. But the black dog of Hanging Hills is gentle and friendly, a splendid companion with whom to spend an afternoon-and is deadlier than all the rest. If 당신 ever meet him, you'll know him 의해 two peculiar features: One, he leaves no footprints. Two, he seems to bark occasionally, but never makes a sound. When 당신 see him the first time, he brings 당신 joy. He follows 당신 wherever 당신 go, wags his tail, waits for 당신 if 당신 stop along the way. The 초 time 당신 meet him is a time of...
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Mother kept girls locked away from the world for seven years
Three girls who were imprisoned 의해 their mother in a house of indescribable filth for seven years may never recover from the ordeal, experts have said.

The girls were shut away from the outside world, existing in almost complete darkness, playing only with mice and communicating in their own language.

When they were discovered, their 집 in a smart, upper middle-class suburb had no running water and was filled with waste and excrement a metre high. The floor was corroded 의해 mice urine.

The case has stunned Austria, still reeling from...
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posted by simpleplan
really don't hate you, I'm just severely allergic to stupidity

I'm not having a battle of wits with you, I refuse to fight a unarmed opponent

Who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary

People say money can't buy happiness. They LIE. Money can buy a jet-ski. 당신 ever see anyone unhappy on a jet-ski? Well?

Wants to know...If 총 kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

Everyone's entitled to be stupid but 당신 are abusing the privilege

Why yes, I do frequently burst out in...
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 년 Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
Year Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
년 of the Rat-(1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996)
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the 쥐 symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.
Rats are full of good 조언 but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re...
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How many times do 당신 get passed 의해 and ignored in the halls at school? Wouldn't your morning be so much brighter if people actually acknowledged your existence? Of course it would. But since people are fickle, 당신 must force them. Here's how to provoke a friendly greeting, 또는 at least make someone else feel happier as s/he comes glowering into the building.

Who knows? Your target might even pass along the gesture to someone else, who will pass it along to someone else, and that someone else will then... (you get the point; joy is contagious). Just think how many days could be brightened by...
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posted by blaise_jez
Q .. Did 당신 here about the blonde who shot an 애로우 into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do 당신 do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the 거리 when the sign said "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when 당신 ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
posted by heavenly13
yea...it sounds beter with the rythem and all that( ive recorded it with drums, 피아노 , gutair...ext) and the forms probily bad.,,,,....but plzz read it and comment!!!!and be honest


WHo's dating who

walkin' down the hallway talking with my fiends
the gossip never ends
who like's who
who hate's you
who has the cutest new shoes


then i turn around and see you
and relize

Chourus: All i want is you...I dont wanna be cool. Who cares about all of this. lets get together and froget who's "in" and whos "out" , 당신 know what its all about. I dont care about who's dating who...unless its me and you......
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posted by teamian
Q .. Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A .. To see what was on the other side.

Q .. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A .. Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Q .. Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A .. She wanted to know how to cook 음식 stamps!

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One 일 the husband comes 집 from work and his wife says, "Honey, 당신 know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could 당신 fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and...
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Men Need To Understand These Things About Women.
i found it like 2minutes 이전 "HOPE U'LL LIKE IT":




1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE).
2. Don't say 당신 understand when 당신 don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.
4. 당신 don't have PMS, so don't act like 당신 know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me 당신 never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get 당신 off the hook; doing something sweet will always get 당신 off the hook.
6. We don't like it when 당신 act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good...
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posted by 1122ridr
 Em I going mad?
Em I going mad?
I know I am. I just know it. My room is covered with 펭귄 stuff, I have a really big Mad Hatter hat,And I...I hate to admit it, but, I think I'm attracted to the March Hare. I must be going insane. The only book that I read is Alice in Wonderland and the only movie I watch is A Nightmare on Elm street. Tell me that I'm not going mad! I only drink tee, is that crazy 또는 what? Do 당신 think I'm going insane? I bet that 당신 do, don't you? Tell me, "Why is a raven like a righting desk?" Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    You will never find anybody who can give 당신 a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time.

•    You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests 당신 think she's pregnant unless 당신 can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

•    The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

•    The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status 또는 ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. NAMES:

•    If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

•    If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT:

•    When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change back.

•    When the women...
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This is 의해 far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic 질문 being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some 답변 that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can 당신 send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi 바닷가, 비치 on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by boomerlover
1.A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.

She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.

The blonde replies "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail"

2.Why did the blond 십자가, 크로스 the road?

I dont know.

Neither did the blond.

3.A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish 당신 guys could get your act together. Just yesterday 당신 take away my license and then today 당신 expect me to show it to you."

4.A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the 상단, 맨 위로 of a burning building. Below,...
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1)At the movies: When 당신 meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are 당신 doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't 당신 try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When 당신 ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer 버터 Masala" dish good?...
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My name is Angela, and I'm in 사랑 with Jacob Black.And I have a weird talent. I can appear in places that I dream of and talk to people there!
I'm 16 years old and I go in "Forks High" high school. I met Jacob in one of my dreams, and after I moved in Forks I met him in real life.

Angela's POV
-Hey, anybody there?
Someone walked out from the dark. It's a boy. He was hot..Actually he looked exactly like Jacob Black..Hm.
The boy- Hey! What are 당신 doing here?!
-I don't know. I just appeared here, and I need help. 당신 see, I have this talent. What I dream of is actually reality. It's hard to explain....
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