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posted by vlad_todd_fan
1. Dress all in thick leather so that they can't bite 또는 scratch you. 2. Carry a gun so that those bitches don't kill ya. (obviously). 3. Make sure to hook up with 프렌즈 that aren't zombified. 4. Carry a 칼, 나이프 of some sort at ALL times. 5. Don't stay out after dark. 6. Go to huge houses nearby to party it up. 7. Don't get drunk, 당신 don't know what'll happen. 8. Destroy something to let off some steam. 9. Make sure to have a back-up plan when plan A. doesn't work. 10. Get over to a 베이스 Pro 샵 또는 anywhere with plenty of survival tools. 11. Go to a corny gift 샵 and destroy everything...
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Are 당신 addicted? Are 당신 a super fan? Are 당신 just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are 당신 on 팬팝 too much?

1. 당신 see something 당신 like, and think Oh, I want to 팬 that club!

2. 당신 start shipping people 당신 know 또는 see.

3. 당신 hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. 당신 hear something awesome and immediately want to go on 팬팝 and change your motto.

5. 당신 hear something and 당신 want to 코멘트 on it.

6. 당신 have great ideas of something 당신 should post on 팬팝 at completely 랜덤 times of day.

7. 당신 get a new 가장 좋아하는 and HAVE to...
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Some of 당신 girls will remember that on Wednesday i told 당신 that Miley's parents were getting a divorce.

According to the celeb news 출처 HollywoodLife.com, Miley was so devastated 의해 her parents Tish and Billy 레이 Cyrus‘ divorce that she got back together with Liam Hemsworth.

“Miley knew about the divorce awhile 이전 and she’s been taking it really hard. Pretty much at the same time, she broke up with Liam, Hannah Montana was ending and then her parents’ marriage was falling apart,” Miley’s friend says.

“She got super stressed out and that’s really when she started 연기 out...
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1. Take someone's shopping 카트 and switch the items with stuff from the person 다음 to them's 카트
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen 당신 in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of 당신 on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. 옮기기 "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
(Big idea)



Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big 팬팝 family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes 당신 mad 또는 doesnt agree with your point of view 당신 just 신고 them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes 당신 mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont 신고 thm. Because we are a big family and we dont 신고 또는 block family we care and show 사랑 for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to 신고 someone is taking it too far


PLZ STOP IT!!



whos w/ me?



사랑 all around
-Jordan
posted by kitkat709477
Girl Facts--- When a girl is mean to 당신 after a break-up she wants 당신 back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever! When 당신 catch a girl glancing at you, she wants 당신 to look back and smile. When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with 당신 she wants 당신 to hold her hand. When she wants a hug she will just stand there. When 당신 break a girls 심장 she still feels it when 당신 run into each other 3 years later. When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is stops arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at...
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okay, penguins are amazing, so i'm making a list why everyone should think so too!

10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their 음식 (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
posted by kitkat709477
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So 당신 have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! 저기요 girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did 당신 know 키싱 is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken 수프 actually makes 당신 feel better. 94% of boys would 사랑 it if 당신 sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your 상단, 맨 위로 lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult 당신 when they like you! 89% of guys want 당신 to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. 초콜릿 will make 당신 feel better! Most...
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posted by AngelVicki427
Romans invented the Lollypop

You loose 100,000 brain cells every day.

Red is the most common color in national flags.

McDonald’s is the world’s largest distributor of toys.

There are around 1,500 earthquakes every 년 in Japan.

Raw horse meat is a 인기 음식 in Japan.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

Los Angeles’ full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula.”

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Most people burp on average 15 times a day.

Thomas Jefferson thought the...
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I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope 당신 enjoy this.

Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)

If anyone has anymore ideas, please 코멘트 and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make 더 많이 lines.
__________________________________________________
이누야사
INUYASHA
HERES MY 상단, 맨 위로 TEN LIST OF ANIME/MANGA TO WATCH

10.INUYASHA!
ITS FUNNY AND ACTION PACT

9.ROSARIO VAMPIRE!
ITS JUST PLAIN FUNNY

8.BLEACH!
NOT TOO FUNNY BUT DEFINATLY INTERESTING
7.NARUTO!
FUNNY COOL & ACTIOONY XD NEW WORD)

6.OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!
ITS REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD THE 아니메 IS ONLY 26 EPISODES

5.KAMICHAMA KARIN!
ITS A KINKY ROMANTIC COMEDY THAT REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD ITS ONLY 26 EPISODES

4.NARUTO SHIPPUDEN!
ONCE 당신 START WATCHING 당신 JUST CANT STOP

3.TOKYO MEW MEW!
JUST AS GOOD AS NARUTO

2.ZOMBIE LOAN!
1 OF THE COOLEST 아니메 IVE EVER SEEN

1.DEATH NOTE!
아니메 SO COOL THAT THE WORD OOL DOESNT MAKE SENSE FO THIS ANIME
 ROSARIO VAMPIRE
ROSARIO VAMPIRE
 BLEACH
BLEACH
나루토
NARUTO
오란고교 호스트부
OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB
 KAMICHAMA KARIN
KAMICHAMA KARIN
 나루토 SHIPPUDEN
NARUTO SHIPPUDEN
 TOKYO MEW MEW
TOKYO MEW MEW
 ZOMBIE LOAN
ZOMBIE LOAN
데스노트
DEATH NOTE
posted by ShiningsTar542
The story we have for 당신 today is one of love, friendship, and how to co-exist.

Salati is a leopard that was adopted 의해 the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate 동물 that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became 프렌즈 with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a 강아지 at the time.

당신 would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two 동물 connected from the first moment. Now the two 동물 are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!

They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be given LIFE in prison without the possibility 또는 parole.

A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet 파이썬 refused to eat it was given three years of supervised probation on Friday.

Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.

The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD showing Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the 파이썬 in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.

When the 파이썬 failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
The Earth has a diameter of about 12700 kilometers (7900 miles).
The sun has a diameter of about 1.39 million kilometers (865000 miles).
Its diameter is about 109 times the diameter of earth.

The formula for volume of a sphere is V=(4/3) πr3
The approximate volume of the Sun is then 1.3 x 106 times the approximate volume of the Earth.

It would take approximately 1.3 million Earth-sized objects to fill the volume of the Sun.

(*More precise measurements would have to define the surface, i.e. include 또는 exclude the outer layers of the Sun. The Sun is not perfectly spherical and has no "solid" surface.)
posted by justinbieberfw
1.) start looking at the stuff they have in the 카트 saying things like "eww who likes this" "thats a fashion nightmere" ect.

2.) ask 랜덤 ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin

3.) start 노래 Barney songs as loud as u can

4.) go up to 랜덤 ppl and say "tag, ur it"

5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that 셔츠 is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"

6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"

7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya

8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how 당신 looked 더 많이 important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If 당신 think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone 읽기 the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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posted by Mallory101
 11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
100 ways to annoy Edward Cullen:

1. Tell him Bella has decided to marry Jacob
2. Tell him 당신 saw Mike Newton romancing Bella on one of thse days he went *camping
3. Imagine him naked while following him around
4. Prance around the house 노래 Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the 상단, 맨 위로 of your lungs every morning, make sure Bella is around to hear
5. Running it 의해 Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
6. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob
7. Show him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he's thinks that he looks like...
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posted by MileySelena982
1. We only cry infront of 당신 when we
a) want 당신 to comfort us, or
b) can't help it

2. We only wear mini 치마 when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.

3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus

4. If 당신 ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't 또는 feel like 당신 should know, so
forget about it.

5. When we say we're mad, upset, 또는 angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.

6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?

7. If 당신 think we like to hang out with 당신 every
waking minute, think twice.

8. Have 당신 ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?

9. When 당신 ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3

10. When we say we 사랑 you... 당신 better believe it.
There are a plethora of bands out there. Many of them are lesser-known, unfortunately. There’s just not enough time in the world for any one person to know them all… Unless that person is Dan Bergstein. 또는 the Easter Bunny.

Anyhow! I spotted an 기사 here on Sparklife listing five bands the world must know, and of course little me thought, “Aha! I could do that!” And here I am, telling y’all about my lovely taste in pretty music! So, without further ado…
1. The Dresden Dolls: This Boston-based duo, Amanda Palmer and Brian Viglione, is epically awesome. They made up their own brand-new...
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Just randomly found this:

1. Throw 팝콘 in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can 당신 fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling 팝콘 that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get 팝콘 yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit 다음 to 당신 because 당신 invisible...
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