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This 랜덤 팬 아트 might contain 새끼 고양이, 키티, and 고양이.

Well, I opened up my mailbox the other 일 and pulled out a letter adressed to me from some...person named "Kether Smith". And first thing I thought was "Kether.... that's a weird name!" but I opened up the letter anyway hoping that this "Kether" was a secret admierer 또는 something sending me some money, but insted, the letter said (word for word! I'm typing this strait out of the letter!)

Dahlia,
    I know that you’ll want to come looking for me, but don’t. I’m not worth it. 당신 remember that 목걸이 I gave you? That holds some of my power within it, so it’s okay...
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The Original Rejection Hotline®: 212-660-2245

Psychiatric Hotline: 973-409-3277

Santa Hotline (Not for Kids!): 772-257-4661

It Could Always Suck More!: 401-992-4050

Bad Breath Notification Number: 631-960-7187

The "Make It 18" Hotline: 772-257-4488

The "Human Resources" Hotline: 786-837-9893

마리화나 Legalization Line: 781-452-0647

How To Keep an Idiot Entertained: 401-285-0696

Outsource-A-Friendship To India: 267-436-5128

(i need to have a longer artical so... lalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)

Rebecca Roll: 781-452-2079
1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes 의해 waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!"
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond "that's my name, don't wear it out!"
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the "master of the pan flute".
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would go if he died tomorrow.
8. Wear...
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posted by danmarino900
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당신 get everything!! 당신 teenage girls get special treatment from everyone just cuz ur girls. 당신 have the power to make any guy 당신 want fall for you. Girls don't get rejected and called a loser 의해 guys when flirting like ever!! It's like your better than everyone and everyone gives 당신 everything and all 당신 can do about it is complain! Complain that 당신 have it harder than guys cuz 당신 pms 또는 because life is 더 많이 comPlicated for you. Guys have to get rejected 의해 girls all the time, most are super lonely in high school where less girls are, and we have to do hard manual work. Pmsing is tough...
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posted by theprettiergirl
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This is spell to turn into a mermaid I haven't tried the spell hope it works.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite 목걸이 on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me 물고기 all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast 당신 need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and 당신 will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and 당신 will get a tail but 당신 do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also 당신 will get powers when 당신 do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on 당신 but the spell the got put on 당신 will end in the mornings.
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Okay so if 당신 live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The 다음 day, cut the balloons off and 당신 got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when 당신 can barely 옮기기 as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...
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1. Men like to barbeque. Men will cook if danger is involved.


2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.


3. If 당신 buy your husband 또는 boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when 당신 go to the bathroom.


4. Most husbands’ 또는 men’s early films end with a scream and a flush.


5. Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of “rich” usually cancels out the nice of “bald”


6. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are 더 많이 women than men, it...
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posted by xneville_rocksx
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1. Know how to make 당신 smile when 당신 are down

2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but 당신 always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence .

4. Give 당신 the remote control during the game

5. Come up behind 당신 and put his arms around 당신

6. Play with your hair .

7. His hands always find yours .

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer 당신 plenty of massages

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork .

11. Never run out of 사랑 .

12. Be funny , but know how to be serious

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious

14. Be patient when 당신 take...
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