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Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
Not that anyone's interested, but here are my current 상단, 맨 위로 11 female 'celebrities'.



1. Cheryl Cole. (yeah, I didn't think you'd be surprised.)
-Words just can't describe how much I 사랑 this woman. If I try to then I'll take up this entire article.

2. Amy Lee.
- She has the most stunning voice, and she's absolutely beautiful; 에반에센스 wouldn't have ever been 에반에센스 without her. She's amazing.

3. Avril Lavigne.
- I'm a big 팬 of her music. She's cool, she's cute, and with all this, she has amazing hair. :3

4. Hayley Williams.
- She also has amazing hair, like all the people on this list actually....
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posted by nymph_tonks
Stranger: hi


You: hi asl


Stranger: 20 m


Stranger: u?


You: 15 female


Stranger: nice to meet you!


You: GO GO POWER RANGERS!


Stranger: yeah!


Stranger: what are 당신 up to?


You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.


Stranger: lol


Stranger: and where should u be?


You: probably outside ithout any 정크 음식 또는 soda


Stranger: fair enough


You: i would survive.


Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?


You: online, through text.


Stranger: where r u from?


Stranger: I am from UK btw


You: im from the us.


Stranger: nice


You: im bored


Stranger: oh...and I am italian


Stranger: we could do something...
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Dress Up Websites

link - An awesome Doll-maker website where 당신 can make things like angels, pirates, and animals. My personal 가장 좋아하는 are the element girls. The artwork on all the games are really beautiful.
link - Another Doll-making website. The only difference is that 당신 can create a profile, write stories to go along with your dolls, and make friends.
link - A dollmaking website with new games made every day. The graphics are amazingly real and the clothes are adorable!
link - A cool website where 당신 디자인 the clothes yourself!
link - A website with 링그 to hundreds of dress-up and design...
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CAUTION:there will most likely be consequences!!

1. Follow them around the house while giggling loudly.
2. Moo whenever they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when 당신 laugh.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Go around the house saying: "Beep, beep!" Then hit your head with a book.
12. Have a lively conversation with a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary...
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How to Tell if a Guy likes You
How to Know that a Guy Likes You

Here are the 500 ways to tell if a guy likes You....

01. He smiles at 당신 a lot.

02. He likes talking to you.

03. He compliments 당신 a lot.

04. He always agrees with you.

05. He asks if 당신 are single.

06. He asks 당신 out for lunch.

07. He asks 당신 out on a date.

08. He knows your zodiac sign.

09. He never burps around you.

10. He really cares about you.

11. He treats 당신 like a lady.

12. He walks 당신 to your door.

13. He wants to see 당신 often.

14. He always wants to hug you.

15. He tells 당신 he likes you.

16. His 프렌즈 know...
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posted by hrsagar
A boy had cancer & he had 1 월 to live . He 사랑 a girl who was working in a CD shop. Bu t he didn't tell her about his . Everyday he went 2 the CD 샵 & bought a CD 2 talk to her . But he found she never said anything to him. After a 월 he died . When the girl went to his 집 & asked abt him , his mom told that he died & took her to his room . She saw all CDs r unopened . The girl cryed & cryed....;-(
Finally she also died .
* u know why ???
Bcoz she kept her own 사랑 letters inside the CD packs. So it means , she also loved her !!
So if u 사랑 some1 say 2 her/him directly . Don't wait 4 the destiny of role.............
posted by dodo4
“Why Study For Exams.... Are they not about what 당신 know, not about how much 당신 can cram into your head the night before?”

“I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting 다음 to me.”

“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot 더 많이 as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.
Exams Quotes


After the first exams, I switched to the Faculty of Philosophy and studied Zoology in Munich and Vienna.
Karl von Frisch

Every year, 더 많이 than 300 million x-rays, CT scans, MRIs...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Neon lips, blue eyeshadow, shimmering glitter, and golden bronzers: This spring, some of the most dramatic looks we saw on the runways are making their way onto our faces. But not everything we dabble on pleases everyone. We had a hunch that some of our biggest beauty obsessions might be turn-offs for guys...so we went ahead asked. Prepare yourself: brutal honesty ensues.

1. Heavy foundation and powders:"The inch-thick powder is a huge turn-off," says Maxim senior editor Nick Leftley. "No guy wants to 키스 a girl on the cheek and then find he¹s wearing foundation himself." A flaking face is...
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posted by lloonny
-Last night I lay in 침대 looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

-The only reason people get 로스트 in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.


-The road to success is always under construction.

-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

-If 당신 die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

-After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone...
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posted by nikki5516
Your BFF become your worst enemies. Lollipops turn into cigarettes. The innocent ones turn into sluts. Homework goes in the trash. Cell phones are used in class. Detention becomes suspension. Soda becomes vodka. Underwear turn into thongs. Kisses turn into sex….Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? When protection meant wearing a helmet? When the worst things 당신 could get from boys were cooties? When dad's shoulders were the highest place on earth and mom was your hero? Race issues were about who ran the fastest, war was only a card game 또는 a made up fairytale in your...
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posted by smileypop9
Found this on www.funny.com. I find a lot of things there that I post...


A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The 일 came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing 당신 know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied...
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posted by brucewillisfan
The main problem that guys face when trying to 키스 a girl is knowing if they are ready to 키스 them. Get the timing wrong, and things will turn really awkward. Get it right, and well... 당신 will know. Here's how 당신 can increase your odds. But, if 당신 know they are ready then things will go well
1)Make her comfortable 의해 making a joke, and don't laugh too loudly at your own jokes 또는 당신 will look like a tool and might turn her off, girls don't always respond sexually to confidence, but an outgoing girl will - humor is an attractive quality. For instance, it's probably a good time to 키스 that...
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Whoa, time out. Football is on.
Sorry. I was just picturing 당신 naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't 당신 have some laundry to do 또는 something?
당신 are so cute when 당신 get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a 분 - I get it. What time of the 월 is it?
당신 sure 당신 don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of 암캐, 암 캐 flakes this morning!
Who are 당신 kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
Ashimoto ni kaze hikari ga matta nichijou ni dake tsumotta bun no kiseki ga
Miagereba kumo tooku e no kiro osanai hi no jibun yori mo hayaku
Yukidoke o matte ita kodomo no 당신 ni hashiru
Hikaru shizuku tobihaneteru
Asu no deai sae kizukazu ni iru kisetsu-tachi no naka de kagayaite iru yo

Sekaijuu ni wa donna omoi mo kanau hi ga kuru
Zutto tabi o shite yuku bokura ni chiisana sei-tachi maioriru

Deatta basho mo midori o nashite yuruyaka ni mo nagareru toki ni yudanete
Haruka ni aogu machinami no roji osanai hi no jibun ga mada kakeru
Ano yuuhodou kara kikoete kuru kigi no koe ya hibi no zawameki...
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1. Get a bag of skitles. Knock on your neighbor's door, when they open throw the skitels at them and say "taste the rainbow".
2. Leave a note saying 당신 ran away and then hide in a 나무, 트리 또는 in a trashcan.
3. Chase squirls all 일 long.
4. Ride your bike around your 거리 노래 a litte kid song like barnney
5. Go to a 차고 sale and hide things in the bushes, then come back and get them.
6. Get a bag of chettos and throw them at someone.
7. 키스 a 랜덤 person and say "remember me"
8. Take your sisters/brothers underwear put 초콜릿 on them and hang them on peoples door knobs.
1. Pretend to fall down and wait till someone says "Are 당신 OK?" Then say "I'M A MONSTER!!" And see what happens
2. Walk up to a complete stranger and say "Hey, I liked your video on youtube!"
3. If it's 할로윈 go to the costume section and grab a 할로윈 bag and go up to a 랜덤 person and say "Trick 또는 treat!"
3. Go to a crowded aisle and if 당신 know it sing the song "Party like a rock star"
4. Follow a customer and put in items in hisher 카트 and say "Ready for checkout!"
5. When 당신 see a old guy then point and say "Its Shakira!!"
6. Go up to an old man and say "MOMMY!! I HAVEN'T...
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FHM Magazine released a list a few years back of the 50 worst t.v. characters of all time. I think it mostly pertains to sitcoms. So what do 당신 all think? Agree? Disagree? Think they are missing people 또는 that any of these people shouldn't be on the list?

50. Ross Gellar - Friends
49. Wilbur Post - Mister Ed
48. Janet Wood - Three's Company
47. Dwayne Wayne - A Different World
46. Jimmy Glick - Primetime Glick
45. The Professor - Gilligan's Island
44. Gomer Pyle - Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
43. Paul Shaffer - Late Show With David Letterman
42. Edna Garrett - The Facts of Life
41. Jessie Spano - Saved 의해 The...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Guys, I just want to say. I am so so glad that I've discovered fanpop. I've met some amazing people, I've read some inspiring things, and through 팬팝 I've gained confidence, and I've realized that I'm not alone in this world, there are other people going through what I go through. I've discovered reasons to back up what I believed before, which has made me believe them even more. I've had some amusing conversations, I've learnt things that I had no idea I didn't know, and I just want to say thanks. Thanks for being here when no one else was. I've been able to talk open-mindedly, gain support...
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posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
1. Ask about 피자 maintenance and repair.
2. Ask for extra homo-sapien
3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
4. Ask if the 피자 is organically grown.
5. Ask them if 당신 get a free 날짜 with one of the staff if 당신 make an order over $30.
6. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
7. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a 설명 to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
8. Ask if 당신 get to keep the 피자 box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
9. Order a one-inch pizza.
10. Tell them to put the crust...
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posted by woohoomlb
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long 이전 로스트 in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn’t always fair; and maybe it was my fault.




Common Sense lived 의해 simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend 더 많이 than 당신 can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly...
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