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Notes: Credit goes to the creators and owners of Game of Thrones. This 팬 story is meant for comedy so please don't take it seriously.

Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.

Tyrion walked to her and said "How's it going?"

She said "Bad and I won't tell 당신 why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.

She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.

Jon Snow said "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."

She sarcastically said "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."

Jon said "Sister...
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I'm 글쓰기 this 기사 because this has been in my mind for so long that I need to bring this up sooner 또는 later. Whenever people stated Shou Tucker as a worst father ever, I immediately thought of this guy. Meet Doctor Mar Londo, the father of Brin Londo, who is commonly known as Timber Wolf. Dr. Londo is from the comic book series called "Legion of Super-Heroes". I'm going to analyze his actions in the cartoon adaption and then I'll give my reason why he's worse than Shou Tucker, in my opinion at least.

In the episode "Timber Wolf", in the planet "Rawl", Dr. Londo dragged his own son, Brin,...
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 Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Hey, Fanpoppers! CokeTheUmbreon here, and I'm gonna tell 당신 my 가장 좋아하는 yo mama jokes! Please note that I don't own most of these. The jokes I do own will have a 랜덤 emoji 의해 dem. I was bored thnx to the inactivity and my friend not being around to RP with me today.

P.S. The 랜덤 emojis neither the Umbreon pics will fit the theme of the jokes.

Anyways, let's get it on!

Yo mama so fat when she walks her 사랑 handles hit the quan. 😎

Yo mama so stank they use her bathwater as chemical weapons.

Yo mama so fat when she outweighs Groudon. 😈

Yo mama so ugly she gave Darkrai nightmares.

Yo mama...
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posted by pinkydoll
1-Dolphin sleeps with one eye open.

2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.

3-An octopus has two hearts

4-Bull frogs do not sleep.

5-There are 더 많이 chickens than human in the world.

6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the 음식 they eat.

7-The hair of polar 곰 is not white it's transparent.

8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends

9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.

10-Butterflies taste with their feet.

11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.

13-A 달팽이 can sleep for 3 years.

14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.

15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.
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posted by alice1919119
This 15 년 old girl used to maintain a common diary with her 13 년 old best friend in which they wrote how they felt about each other and their friendship. When she discovered that her friend who had been a patient of clinical depression had tried to kill herself, she wrote this in the diary and it brought her best friend to tears...
The names have been changed as per author's request...


November 13

Dear Amira,

K so... without going on about any trivial stuff this time, 당신 should know that I've 더 많이 than you'd expect to say about stuff I usually don't go on about on phone 또는 in person......
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About five years 이전 I lived downtown in a major city in the US. I've always been a night person, so I would often find myself bored after my roommate, who was decidedly not a night person, went to sleep. To pass the time, I used to go for long walks and spend the time thinking.

I spent four years like that, walking alone at night, and never once had a reason to feel afraid. I always used to joke with my roommate that even the drug dealers in the city were polite. But all of that changed in just a few 분 of one evening.

It was a Wednesday, somewhere between one and two in the morning, and...
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(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing 더 많이 than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!

I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 년 old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring 당신 to your ultimate demise!

King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm...
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1. Play hide and seek!

2. Tell your boy/girlfriend how much 당신 사랑 them.

3. STREAKING! ^__^

4. Give everyone hugs!

5. Give the homeless all your money.

6. Take a shower! Don't want to be dirty before 당신 die.

7. Play the scariest horror game 당신 know.

8. Tell your 프렌즈 all your deepest secrets.

9. Grab everything at Target. :D

10. Do the cinnamon challenge. With cocaine. (You're going to die anyways.)

11. 더 많이 STREAKING! ^___^

12. Take a look back at your life's greatest moments.

13. Do that one thing you've always wanted to do. (In my case, skydiving.)

14. Play some Pac-Man. :P Just because.

15. Go...
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