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Article by kingcesar67 posted 16 days ago
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Blessed be thy night in this valiant kingdom.
Twas the last night in November,
Almost to December.
A noble Knight of Camelot rode due East on the back of his steed,
Suddenly, a dwarf called out to the Knight, "Read!"
The dwarf was pointing directly towards a sign that said, "Cliff"
The noble Knight turned to her and bowed, "If it weren't for thou, I'd be adrift."
"You're welcome!" Called out the dwarf. "Just be careful of the Dragon, Kiilamush. He spits acidic venom!"
The Knight smiled brightly, "I thank thee. Dost thou know where I can find a blacksmith?" Asked the Knight.
"Thou must venture Northwest through the Swamp of Screams!"
"Thou art very helpful! Willst thou 가입하기 me on my valiant quest?"
The dwarf jumped up and down eagerly. "Yes! Yes!"


( Part Two coming soon)
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List by Canada24 posted 16 days ago
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#1:
Vanilla Ice: So what’s it like?
Girl: What’s what like?
Ice: 당신 know, having.. Parents.. Brothers.. All that, stuff.. Y’know?
Jon (dressed as alien): I am simple asking a normal human question, out of, curiousity, and not for my, deta, HUMAAAAAN!!!

#2:
Jon (singing Whitney Houston): AND IIIIIIIIIIII (HOLY SHIT!!) WILL ALWAYS 사랑 YOU, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO THIS TO ME! GOD DAMMIT, HOW CAN 당신 DO THIS TO ME!!!

#3:
Ben: That's a fake. That's not my sister.
Jenny: Ben I know those people.
Jon: PROOFF!!!

#4:
Nito (gets disturbingly close to the girls)
Debbie: We're...
Macie: Just leaving:
Jon: Oh hi, Just Leaving, I'm *blows whistle* RAPE!!!

#5:
Jon (singing): BLOOOOOOOOOD DICE! BLOOOOOOOOOD DICE! D&D WILL! GIVE YOU! AAAAAAAIDS! THEN YOU'LL GO TO HELL WITH ALL THE CATHOLICS AND JEWS AND PLAY MAGIC THE GATHERING WITH SATAAAAAAAAAN!!!

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News by SilentForce posted 23 days ago
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Hello dudes and dudettes,Silent Borse is in the house and I have a not so special announcement to make:
Remember Opposite 일 last year?Well get ready for the madness once again this 년 because after making a 투표 about whether 또는 not we should hold another Opposite Day(and turn it into an annual event in general)to see if the others agree as well:link
I(with the suggestions of Lefteris and Riku) have come to the conclusion that we should hold the Opposite 일 on November 25 this Sunday.Reason why this 날짜 was chosen?Because the majority of users on here should have free time on that day.



P.S.
If anyone has any disagreements about the 날짜 than feel free to contact me.
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Guide by RipDudeHugh posted 29 days ago
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Not all boys are visceral, but all are elegant and considerative in some way. - Featured: Holly Wood Leading Man, Junior Garett Hedlund
1.Only select of us boys will ever be sculpted.

2.You can 사랑 any boy, as every boy can 사랑 reciprocally.

3.There is a range of us boys; some of us face life incarceration, some of us like Ludwig Wittgenstein went about Aerodynamic Engineering, then Philosophy.

4.Any boy can "'go religion" if his soul is a bit chipped 또는 broken.

5.We like girls that talk smooth, especially the girls who can tie if off with respect.

6.We will act like boys, if the circumstance requires us to only act as so.

7.We know that a relation between us will keep developing a relation.

8.We do not have our own house ready in all cases, only our subtlety & charm.

9.Yes, usually we do want the sex to be good.

10. We, in all ways of being a boy, want acquiescence as a friend first.

11.When 당신 have 베개 fights with your 프렌즈 in your brassiere & panties - we want at joining - we wish 당신 would.
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Opinion by 2ntyOnePilots posted 1 month ago
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I find it extremely amusing that 당신 guys 토론 about my gender. Fair enough, 당신 have never met me 또는 seen a picture of me [other than my hands 또는 arms]...
Honestly even then 당신 might have trouble lol. (Oh well) Here’s a story: two days after getting introduced to a friend of my friend’s, she was like “I apologize, but I am completely confused as to what gender 당신 are.” And I was like, “yeah easy mistake, trust me, it happens a lot.” (There’s 더 많이 to the story but I’ll cut it here) this happens regularly... an$ I actually really appreciate how she appoched the situation, because many people will restort to rude 코멘트 (I think maybe the feel threatened when someone doesn’t fit to their norm, it may bring them discomfort in uncertainty) 또는 assumptions, 또는 mocking, and 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 ignorance. (Also some people feel their perspection is threatened so much that they -older adults for example- see me as s9me sort of social flaw XD. Once I heard a kid ask 5here mom if I was a boy 또는 a girl, and the mother said ‘shushh don’t ask those questions’ and then walked the kid away. LOL such a scary thing. Terrifing. Not knowing someone’s gender?! Worse thing...
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 1 month ago
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SeanTheHedgehog: *Sitting at a 표, 테이블 in front of a laptop* Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, when a movie called The Nightmare Before 크리스마스 was released. And then twenty three years later, Overwatch was created. If 당신 haven't seen a combination of Overwatch with The Nightmare Before Christmas, I'd say it's time 당신 begin now.

Song (Start at 1:19): link

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A scare 까마귀 spins around clockwise as the wind blows. We are on the Hollywood map, decked out in 할로윈 decor.

Reapers: *Singing* Boys and girls of every age, wouldn't 당신 like to see something strange?
Sombras: Come with us and 당신 will see, this our town of Halloween.
Reapers & Sombras: This is Halloween, this is Halloween, pumpkins scream in the dead of night. This is Halloween, everybody make a scene, trick 또는 treat till the neighbors come and die of fright. It's our town, everybody scream, in this town of Halloween.
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Fan fiction by springely posted 1 month ago
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 1 month ago
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The 월 award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If 당신 were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for our crossover parody.
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody will be Unfriended Daredevil.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We're combining a good show with a bad movie. Enjoy.

Unfriended Daredevil

Starring Tom Foolery as Matt Murdock
Master Sword as Franklin "Foggy" Nelson
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 1 month ago
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: 당신 see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let 당신 know who Brony Of The 월 is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, 또는 laughing.
Master Sword: We didn't say anything funny yet, so they can't be laughing.
Tom: I got an idea. *Grabs a loudspeaker, and a grenade. He talks in the loudspeaker* Now listen up!! If 당신 don't stop booing, I'll shove a grenade up your ass, and kill 당신 in a matter of seconds.
Audience: *Becomes quiet*
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 1 month ago
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They said it’s a 랜덤 club.. so 랜덤 list


#5: JAMES FRANCO:
I always liked him, but I like that much 더 많이 in his current stage, part of the Seth Rogan gang. He’s so fun.. But still low because he often does similiar roles in that stage..


#4: WILL FARREL:
He use to be higher. And when he’s funny, he’s REALLY funny., but I don’t like his new 영화 most times, so he’s lower..


#3: CHARLIE DAY:
He and Kevin Hart have funny voices, and seem to be aware of it, so uses them..


#2: KEAGAN MICHAEL KEY:
Who doesn’t 사랑 this guy..


#1: MARK WAHLBERG
Marky mark is my number one.. He makes any movie better. Even The Happening, as it’s funny how little he gives the role.. Other than that one I never seen Mark do a bad prefamance, I swear. Not really much else to be said..
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 1 month ago
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance by- I was just kidding.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody, Gone In 60 Minutes.
Tom: This crossover parody combines the show 60 분 with the 1974 film, Gone In 60 Seconds.
Master Sword: Sorry ponies, 당신 won't see anyone impersonating Nicholas Cage.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 1 month ago
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, 상단, 맨 위로 Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines 상단, 맨 위로 Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.

상단, 맨 위로 Queer

Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder as Sue Sylvester
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Blaine Anderson
Aina as Rachel Berry
Sunny as Santana Lopez
Blaze as Kurt Hummel

At the 상단, 맨 위로 Gear studio

Audience: *Cheering*
Jeremy: Hello everypony, and thank 당신 for coming. Now, we have a problem.
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Guide by SilentForce posted 1 month ago
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Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what 당신 get. A 4channer uploaded a 사진 anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the 상추, 상 추 당신 eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 분 later, the Burger King in 질문 was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three 분 later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was 게시됨 with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 분 later, the news station was contacted 의해 another 4channer. And three 분 later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in 질문 the 다음 day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager...
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Article by 2ntyOnePilots posted 2 months ago
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Suppose letters looked backwards, sideways, completely out of place, or reflected, moving or different colors for you.
Dyslexia is a brain-based condition. It causes difficulty with reading, spelling, 글쓰기 and sometimes speaking. In people with dyslexia, the brain has trouble recognizing 또는 processing certain types of information. ... Like other types of learning and attention issues, dyslexia is a lifelong condition.

See captions of pictures^

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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 2 months ago
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Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 당신 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 10: Mack

Parker: *Angry as he sits down, waiting for his 음식 to arrive*
Kevin: Get ready.
Liam: His fist will hit the table, in 3. 2. 1.
Parker: *Hits the 표, 테이블 with his fist*
Kevin: Now he's gonna go to the 부엌, 주방 and knock on the door.
Parker: *Walks to the kitchen, and knocks on the door*
Liam: Then he'll shout.
David: *Comes out to see Parker*
Parker: Where's my burger and fries?!
David: Parker, it's almost done. Go back to your table, and be patient. Please.
Kevin: *Chuckles*
Liam: When will he learn?
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 2 months ago
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Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 당신 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 9: Movie Night

David: *Flipping burgers* Today's not as busy as I expected.
Liz: Yeah, I agree. Makes me worry about tomorrow.
Mr. Nut: *Walks into the kitchen* David, and Liz.
David: I think I know why.
Mr. Nut: Summer is just around the corner, and 당신 know what that means.
David: 더 많이 customers?
Liz: Extra work with the same amount of pay?
Mr. Nut: That actually is going to happen, but I was referring to movie night.
Liz: Oh.
David: Of course.
Mr. Nut: David, bring in the projector. Liz, 당신 are responsible for the screen. I will bring in the Blu-Ray player. All three of us, along with a few suggestions from customers, will take responsibility in the 영화 we play.
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Opinion by sadleech posted 2 months ago
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because it makes u feel intellectually superior? because 당신 associate it with education and think that the 더 많이 educated 당신 are the better 당신 are? because being educated automatically makes 당신 an athority on whatever 당신 wanna say? because when u don’t have a real argument it’s an easy way to get points?

here’s the thing

last time I had an account on this hellscape (before I was rly active on Twitter and stuff) I cared a looooooot about grammar like y’all do. I was totally a dick about it. but then I realized! It doesn’t fucking matter! someone can make a great point and not have perfect grammar. someone can make a shitty point and have perfect grammar. nowadays on Twitter the only people I still see correcting grammar are like literal nazis and meninists. people mistakes all the time. not making mistakes is not a sign of intelligence, nor is perfect grammar.

I made an account here again and realized y’all were still stuck in those ways. I made a 투표 asking how much social media y’all use and for a lot of u it seems to be like only 팬팝 so maybe that explains it. If not exactly culty this club operates on its own rules....
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 2 months ago
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Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our show where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, 또는 played as characters in skits. For instance, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The 나귀, 엉덩이 나귀, 엉덩이 Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

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Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first 일 of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoMgnJDXd3k

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 2 months ago
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: 저기요 everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: And who does the award go to?
Tom: Canada24.
Master Sword: F**k him, he doesn't deserve it.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 2 months ago
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Welcome of my 할로윈 inspired movie reviews.

I been 읽기 many of Wind's reviews only to realize "I SUCK at reviewing".. But also, his 할로윈 review did give me a review.. Lets talk about the third..

Now, firstly. Movie two, that was suppose to be the end of Michael.. The producer wanted different stories.. Different villain s.. But people just wanted Michael. So they were forced to revive him. Hense why the 영화 became worse and worse.. Even after 할로윈 H20 gave us the perfect death. No, it wasn't enough for people.. Just like Jason and Freddy. Michael had to be done to death.. He sadly was.. Least the Freddy 영화 are fun about it though, with Freddy becoming 더 많이 and 더 많이 of a troll..

Anyway, this, completely misunderstood, movie is about about the true intentions of Silver Shamrock, and it's song. Which I promise will be stuck in your head 의해 the end of the film..

It's defiantly not as spooky as the first. Maybe not at all. But it's still kinda creepy.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 2 months ago
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We are combining Barbie: Life In The Dreamhouse with Call Of Duty.
Tom: Instead of f**king around with fashion, and all that bullshit, 바비 인형 learns how to kill others.
Master Sword: For the boys that like Barbie, 당신 don't have to worry about being made fun of. 바비 인형 is now a soldier that kicks ass.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 2 months ago
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This is a My Little 조랑말 팬 fiction. If 당신 don't like talking 말 that come in different colors, please run for your life.



At a classic car show in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing

Song: link

Blazin' Blue: *Sitting 의해 his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting 의해 his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, 또는 당신 will be killed 의해 a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car, and parks between Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist*
Blazin' Blue: *Stands up*
Ryan: *Gets out of car*
Saten Twist: Where have 당신 been? 당신 almost got disqualified for being late.
Ryan: I'm sorry, but I got held up at one of those toll booths.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 2 months ago
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Sense we all 사랑 movies, and I was given the video game due to this.. Anyway.. I decided to do a very unique list for him.. Sad moments.. I don't collect any marvel comics.. So I only do what I can find online, don't know the whole stories... Except the film examples..



#6: HE CAN'T DIE:


Some of his 더 많이 serious sides reveal how much this "sucks". I saw one comic 사진 of Wade shooting himself for no apparent reason. And another where he is actually complaining that the villain couldn't kill him..



#5: There was this time that he ran into the Ghost Rider, and he slapped DP with his whole Penance Stare thing. It's supposed to make 당신 relive your sins.. Wade sees "himself"..



#4: INSECURITY:
The fact that Wade thinks Vanessa is only with him for his looks is very sad the 더 많이 당신 think about it. I notice some moments similar moments in the comics. Well, at least what saw from the clips..
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Opinion by whatsupbugs posted 3 months ago
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Hi. Here are some 랜덤 lessons.

1. Smiles are better than frowns.

2. A friendly greeting to a friend 또는 even someone 당신 barely know can make a big difference.

3. Making your loved ones happy is 더 많이 vaulable than any material item.

4. Being happy with the people 당신 사랑 is worth 더 많이 than all the money in your wallet combined.

5. Even when things get bad an optimistic attitude and hard working dedication can make things better.

6. Being 안전한, 안전 is important, just don't overthink everything.

7. Calling bullies the things they call 당신 in response won't make things better.

8. It's good to be nice to everybody, even the people who act bad. Being kinder than the bad guys can inspire them to change their ways.

9. Respecting opinions is important even if 당신 highly disagree with other peoples' opinions.

10. People shouldn't be mocked for being unique as long as they don't do anything morally wrong.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 3 months ago
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This is a My Little 조랑말 팬 fiction. If 당신 do not like talking 말 that come in multiple colors, please run away for your life.





The 팬 fiction begins with a school bus stopping at a small intersection in Frenchtown. Frenchtown is ten miles west of Ponyville.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A windwakerguy430 팬 Fiction

Guy

Ponies: *Getting off the bus*

Starring three news OC's from SeanTheHedgehog

Guy, Harrison, and Tate

Also starring Colgate as Guy's mom
Vinyl Scratch as Camryn
Erik Estrada as the principal
Master Sword, and Rio as the bullies

Harrison: *Walking slower than the other ponies from the bus, and goes to the right, in a driveway*

At the end of the driveway was the back entrance of a clothing store. To the left was a storage shed, 의해 a beige wall.
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