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Opinion by spunkyonyx posted over a year ago
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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, 또는 to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get 당신 in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly 의해 giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the 다음 family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - 당신 may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin 캡, 모자 and feed him grapes when 당신 use this one.

6. Cowboy - this is especially endearing for the male who is quite the opposite, such as a computer nerd.

7. Cuddly 곰 - get yourself a Build a 곰 and save your boyfriend the embarrassment.

8. Handsome - is another classic cute boyfriend nickname that most guys still appreciate. If however, your boyfriend is a pimply-faced dweeb he may think you're making fun if 당신 use this name. (i call mine this)
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Opinion by spunkyonyx posted over a year ago
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1. 앤젤 Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying 또는 you'll get some action faster than a pit 황소, 불 on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all 당신 want even if she is the kind who will out chug 당신 in 맥주 and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names 당신 never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation for making out on the couch.

5. Cutie Pie - is another classic that will not get 당신 in trouble.

6. Darling - is a standard that one should adopt in lieu of trying out other experimental girlfriend names like "She-Bitch from Hell" 또는 "Carnation Instant Bitch".

7. Doll Face - is an endearing name that guys would do well to adopt.
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List by TDIlover4ever posted over a year ago
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1. If 당신 have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, 당신 have $1.19. 당신 also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

2. The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the 링컨 Memorial.

3. President Kennedy was the fastest 랜덤 speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

4. In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

5. Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

6. The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

7. In the early days of the telephone, operators would pick up a call and use the phrase, "Well, are 당신 there?". It wasn't until 1895 that someone suggested answering the phone with the phrase "number please?"

8. The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted over a year ago
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I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

To catch them is my real test

To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land

Searching far and wide

Teach Pokemon to understand

The power that's inside

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

It's 당신 and me

I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

Ooooh, you're my best friend

In a world we must defend

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

Our hearts so true

Our courage will pull us through

당신 teach me and I'll teach you

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Yeeaa.

Every challenge along the way

With courage I can face



To claim my rightful place

Come with me the time is right

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List by ladyshela posted over a year ago
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Found this online

A break up is like a broken mirror.
It is better to leave it broken
than hurt yourself trying to fix it.

I can't escape the thought of you.
Even in my dreams 당신 are there.
It's not fair how your gone,
and how you're moving on so fast,
while I am still living in the past.

Breaking up is not a stupid thing;
instead it makes 당신 a better person
and realize your mistakes.

Letting go of someone dear to 당신 is hard,
but holding on to someone
who doesn't even feel
the same is much harder.
Giving up doesn't mean 당신 are weak!
It only means that
당신 are strong enough to let go!

Breaking up is just like
having the worst nightmare after
having the best dream.

Sometimes we tend to be in despair
when the person we 사랑 leaves us,
but the truth is, it's not our loss,
but theirs, for they left the only person
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List by TDIlover4ever posted over a year ago
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01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula.
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said ‘I 사랑 you’ and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Done a striptease
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15. Seen the Northern Lights
16. Gone to a huge sports game
17. Walked the stairs to the 상단, 맨 위로 of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18. Grown and eaten my own vegetables
19. Touched an iceberg
20. Slept under the stars
21. Changed a baby’s diaper
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23. Watched a meteor shower
24. Gotten drunk on champagne
25. Given 더 많이 than 당신 can afford to charity
26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
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Article by HaleyDewit posted over a year ago
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FASHION designers Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana may stand trial for allegedly failing to pay taxes on 더 많이 than $1 billion in income.

The pair — whose designs have been worn 의해 the likes of Madonna, Justin Bieber, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Bosworth and Kylie Minogue among others — are accused of defrauding the Italian revenue agency and authorities say they failed to pay taxes on 더 많이 than $1 billion in income.

The designing duo were indicted in November after being accused of setting up a holdings company in Luxembourg in order to evade high Italian taxes. Authorities have been investigating them for 더 많이 than two years.

“Since when does one have to pay taxes on money one never actually collected? It’s an absurd demand based on a completely abstract calculation,” They had said in a statement in late 2010. “This higher taxable sum … is a virtual figure we have never received, the result of a theoretical accounting exercise.”

If convicted, Dolce and Gabbana could face a maximum sentence of five to seven years in prison.
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted over a year ago
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Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what 당신 want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee 더 많이 than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My 심장 skips a beat
When 당신 walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
당신 go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
사랑 and my friend
I wanna be with 당신 until the end

I give my 심장 and my soul to you
To make 당신 see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant 당신 see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what 당신 want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee 더 많이 than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

Oh-o-o-oa
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Article by moolah posted over a year ago
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The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!

To the people of the future,
    My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I 사랑 my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a 년 and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this letter in the time capsule for school for people to remember me. I want 당신 to remember me 의해 my 가장 좋아하는 perfume and my 가장 좋아하는 movies. Not 의해 my cancer. That would make me sad, so make me happy and remember me 의해 some of my 가장 좋아하는 things.
    I used to play 농구 on a team with my 프렌즈 Naomi, Levi, and Jordyn. I 사랑 basketball, my 가장 좋아하는 team is the Lakers. I also like football. I 사랑 the Steelers because they are a great team. I 사랑 sports and the Orioles are my 가장 좋아하는 baseball team. I also played field hockey with my...
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Article by yoj123 posted over a year ago
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I was walking 집 from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a 고래 drove 의해 in his sedan and said happy 할로윈 to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.


I was like wow I went 집 and played wit my xbox, PIE!

And a cat grew a 물고기 tail and swam away from a basketball

Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!


Gggggvgggghfgjsfkfxhjcbkfzhjvxhjxgjcftafhvcihgfxbvzgcdgfgvff

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Article by moodystuff449 posted over a year ago
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“Unheeded warnings pushed me to the ground,

They pushed harder and harder till they knocked me down.

Only left with the desire to rise,

Into those lovely empyreal skies.

My wrongdoings, my feelings of hate,

Caused me to carry this troublesome weight.

To make things right is not always the goal,

I will be free when I earn someone’s soul.

I must win one heart,

Somehow, someway,

또는 after ten years I won’t live one 더 많이 day.

My dire situation, with my trust and my fear,

I must find just one person, one person to hold dear.

The skies are calling,

I’m wanting to fly.

My wings are broken, 겨울왕국 stiff and bare.

But I must find someone,

Somehow, somewhere,

To help with the search, to help with my goal,

I must capture,

An untainted new soul.”
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Fan fiction by moolah posted over a year ago
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Always & Forever
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tuesdays
    
    Hi! My name is Naomi Locket. I am 15 years old and I have no parents. None! They died in a horrible car accident, but that’s all right 의해 me, it gives me 더 많이 time to spend with the hottest guy alive-Thomas Richards. He’s my boyfriend of 2 years. He has auburn hair and green eyes. But, the disadvantage of having a boyfriend, and being so close, is the often result-babies. Our daughter and son (twins), Jordyn(girl) and Emmett(boy) are about 6 months old. Jordyn is the most adorable little baby, whenever she is sleeping, and Emmett has the best eyes-they are a silky blue and they look as soft as a bunny. We kept Jordyn and Emmett and they know, sleep, eat, burp, and poop. I’m in school still, but things get even crazier because I have my little sister, Annie and my little brother, James living with me. My older sister, Hailey took Greg, our poodle and went and decided to live with her boyfriend, Martin. My twin brothers that are older than me, took the great responsibility of taking our two hermit crabs, John and Pauline. They are so mature.
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Opinion by HuddyJoy0524 posted over a year ago
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FHM Magazine released a list a few years back of the 50 worst t.v. characters of all time. I think it mostly pertains to sitcoms. So what do 당신 all think? Agree? Disagree? Think they are missing people 또는 that any of these people shouldn't be on the list?

50. Ross Gellar - Friends
49. Wilbur Post - Mister Ed
48. Janet Wood - Three's Company
47. Dwayne Wayne - A Different World
46. Jimmy Glick - Primetime Glick
45. The Professor - Gilligan's Island
44. Gomer Pyle - Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
43. Paul Shaffer - Late Show With David Letterman
42. Edna Garrett - The Facts of Life
41. Jessie Spano - Saved 의해 The Bell
40. Harry T. Stone - Night Court
39. Twiki - Buck Rogers in the 25th Century
38. Joanie Cunningham - Happy Days
37. Joan Rivers - E!
36. Capt. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce - M*A*S*H
35. Orville "Rick" Wright - 큰 술병, 매그넘 P.I.
34. Flo Castleberry - Alice
33. Rod Roddy - The Price Is Right
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Opinion by ShiningsTar542 posted over a year ago
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Here's a breakdown of the most searched "real names" on Yahoo! over the past week. Surprisingly!..

1. Martin Sheen real name (Ramon Estevez)

2. Lady Gaga real name (Stefani Germanotta)

3. Triple H real name (Paul Michael Levesque)

4. Meat Loaf real name (Marvin Lee Aday)

5. Nate Dogg real name (Nathaniel Hale)

6. Charlie Sheen real name (Carlos Estevez)

7. 담홍색, 핑크 real name (Alecia Moore)

8. Nicki Minaj real name (Onika Tanya Maraj)

9. Judy Garland real name (Frances Ethel Gumm)

10. Flo Rida real name (Tramar Dillard)

11. Miley Cyrus birth name (Destiny Hope Cyrus)

12. Katy Perry real name (Katheryn Hudson)

13. 에미넴 real name (Marshall Mathers)

14. Snoop Dogg real name (Calvin Broadus)

15. John Wayne real name (Marion Morrison)

16. 퍼기 real name (Stacy Ann Ferguson)

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Opinion by EmzLovesCheryl posted over a year ago
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Isn't it amazing how song lyrics can describe exactly how 당신 feel? 당신 can listen to a song, and each word aches through your body like a personal message to you. Reminds 당신 that someone understand your confusion, your hurt, your situation.


Isn't it brilliant when unintentionally 당신 smile the biggest smile you've ever smiled. That smile that 당신 thought 당신 would never smile again.


Isn't it ridiculous how a friend can go from being a great friend, to a worst enemy overnight? 당신 have one argument and "BAM"! 당신 hate eachother, you've 로스트 someone that used to make 당신 smile, and now instead makes 당신 mad, upset, empty.


Isn't it strange how we're all human, yet we're all so different? We can look completely different, we can act totally different, we can lead exact oppostie lives. Yet we're all human.


Isn't it upsetting how much war, battle there is on this planet. We lose lives, and in the end, for what? It makes me mad. Someone loses a loved one for a stupid, violent battle that could be a conversation. A conversation in which we could compromise, work out what's best for everyone. People die for...
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Opinion by cute20k posted over a year ago
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1. 옮기기 the refrigerator into the bathroom (preferably in the bath tub)

2. Hang outside from an upstairs window

3. 옮기기 all of your furniture into their room and when they return home, insist that your imaginary friend needed some personal 우주 so 당신 have to 옮기기 into their room

4. Decorate the roof with glitter and ketchup.

5. Carve the lyrics of Elmo's song into every tree.

6. Mow the lawn in certain places to create the word 'pie'

7. Memorize pi, then illustrate it on a large sheet of paper insisting that your mother hangs it on the fridge.

8. Replace all 'grade A' papers hung up on the fridge with F's.

9. Lick jolly ranchers and stick them on windows. (When 당신 try to get them off they break xD)

10. Play SPK: Spit 팝콘 Kernels. All I can say is aim for people's heads. >=D

11. Decorate the house with streamers to celebrate your imaginary friend 또는 someone everyone hates like Hitler's birthday, even if its not today.
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Article by 55xxx55 posted over a year ago
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I have a fabulous and true story to tell you. It is very interesting to most people.I do not own this story. Here it is, some of 당신 may recognize it from somewhere:





Yo, I'll tell 당신 what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what 당신 want, what 당신 really really want,
I'll tell 당신 what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what 당신 want, what 당신 really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

If 당신 want my future forget my past,
If 당신 wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine

I'll tell 당신 what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what 당신 want, what 당신 really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

If 당신 wanna be my lover, 당신 gotta get with my friends,
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted over a year ago
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CAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOPPPPEEEEEEE
CHHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNEEEELLLLLL!
HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see 당신 again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
Invader Calliope:I SAID YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do 당신 mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Iggins:O-ok!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Iggins:Hello?
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the show today! BYE! I HOPE 당신 ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
The End
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Opinion by EmzLovesCheryl posted over a year ago
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Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started 글쓰기 it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if 당신 don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest 당신 don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your 프렌즈 and either forget all about us 또는 tell a story about the hideous freak 당신 met tonight. 당신 don’t know me, if 당신 did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have 프렌즈 - except my brother. He thinks he has to be my friend.

Please. No one know me. No one knows the real me. I don’t deserve to be alive. Maybe I should finally tell 당신 the whole truth. Then 당신 could go off and be happy with your girlfriend here forever and finally leave me alone.

I did it. I set the fire. It was all my fault. The girls in my room, my roommates, I hated them. They were cruel to me. All the time. So I wanted to die. And I wanted them to die with me. But they died, and I didn’t. I heard them scream, and there was a moment when...
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Opinion by rayban00 posted over a year ago
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This link is made of very simple,The lens is dark yellow, the color is predominant. And retro-style frame has a bright spot in the whole spectacle. General wear this retro style link, 더 많이 또는 less a link with the United States. If 당신 look carefully, there is a small screw, so rayban sunglasses 더 많이 firmly. 레이 Ban prices affordable, cheap.

It seems that Hollywood stars are always so charming?, They not only well dressed but never appear without makeup 또는 sweat the makeup to stains.All dressed themseves perfect even without the light.

Cheap rayban Sunglasses are their common decration,because it can make 당신 더 많이 charm and mysterious,With the developing of fashion trend and the diversification of products, it's not easy to anyone who want to find.

one pairs of perfect sunglasses with elegant desinging But 레이 Ban sunglasses are always maintained the high quality and elegant 디자인 which make 레이 Ban outstanding
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Article by LinaHarrow posted over a year ago
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6:30am, waking up in the morning
Gotta get ready, gotta ride to school
Gotta grab some breakfast before I go
Seein’ everything, my mind is groggy
Rushing round and round, everybody’s cranky
Gotta go outside and get in mom's car
Gotta be on time, before the 벨 (The bell)

Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?

It’s Monday, Monday
Gotta wake up on Monday,
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend, weekend
Monday, Monday
Waking up on Monday
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend

Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Urg, urg, urg, urg
Wishing for the weekend

7:05, we’re driving down the freeway
Speeding so fast, I think we might fly
Done, done, homework's finally done
당신 know how it is
I hate this, 당신 hate this
My sister is 의해 my right
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Opinion by Cantwait4book5 posted over a year ago
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Hi everyone,

So i'm a regular on 팬팝 chat and i've noticed that alot of 팬팝 users claim to be depressed and suicidal...

WHY!?!

I understand that some of these people are actually depressed but all of them? Really? I highly doubt it.

If I was depressed I wouldn't be telling everyone on chat how upset I am 또는 how many times a week I cut my arms, I would be pretending to be happy and create a person who is happy and content with their lives!

Does that make sense?

And if I was depressed and I cut myself, on chat when people are claiming to have suicidal thoughts I would use my experience to help them and make them feel better. Not trying to prove to everyone that 당신 are 더 많이 depressed than everyone else.

It happens A.L.L the time!

And i'm not trying to sound insensitive but if 당신 are really that depressed... GET OFF THE F***ING COMPUTER AND SO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!!

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Opinion by lucius_malloy posted over a year ago
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Answering the 질문 link

Once upon a time, there was a sad little person who had gotten bullied at school. This sad little person had gotten bullied because (s)he was shorter than the others, possibly heavier than them and quite certainly looked young for his/her age, and therefore seemed to be an easy target.
Now, this person was in fact quite intelligent, and was just bursting with snarky retaliations for these bullies, but could never say them for fear of another swirly. So (s)he kept quiet, shouting witty obscenities in his/her head.
One day, however, this person was on the computer at 집 when (s)he came across the option to 코멘트 on something 또는 the other -- completely anonymously. And so (s)he let 'er rip, and typed out one of the 코멘트 that had almost made his/her head explode when (s)he had to restrain his/herself and not say a word. (S)he really went all out, and moved throughout the website, making negative 코멘트 on anything and everything (s)he could find. It gave him/her a kind of perverse satisfaction, as if (s)he were...
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List by x-menobsessed26 posted over a year ago
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found on different websites, but crazy baby names have been driving me nuts. Time to get the word out that parents need to stop and think before they let the doctor put pen to paper.

Al Bino (albino)
Amanda Lynn (a mandolin)
Anna Sassin (an assassin)
Annie Howe (any how)
Barb Dwyer (barbed wire)
Barry Cade (barricade)
Ben Dover (bend over)
Brighton Early (bright and early)
Brock Lee (broccoli)
Chris 십자가, 크로스 (criss-cross)
Chris P. 베이컨 (crispy bacon)
Constance Noring (constant snoring)
Crystal Ball
Crystal Claire Waters (crystal clear waters)
Dan Druff (dandruff)
Richard Burns (dick burns)
Richard Head (dick head)
Richard Hunter (dick hunter)
Richard Tator (dictator)
Donald Key (donkey)
Doug Graves (dug graves)
Hugh Jass (huge ass)
I. P. Freely (I pee freely)
Iona Ford (I own a Ford)
Jack Goff (jack off)
Jenny Tull (genital)
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted over a year ago
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All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
This is not enough

I'm in serious shit, I feel totally lost
If I'm asking for help it's only because
Being with 당신 has opened my eyes
Could I ever believe such a perfect surprise?

I keep asking myself, wondering how
I keep closing my eyes but I can't block 당신 out
Wanna fly to a place where it's just 당신 and me
Nobody else so we can be free

All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
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