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The 다음 일 was normal; everyone went to the underground place and got what everyone called "Monster Updates". The 다음 일 was the 할로윈 Bash, and everyone buzzed with excitement.

Right before first period Emma went up to Mellissa and Eve wearing a witch hat. "Hey! Aren't 당신 guys excited?!" Emma exclaimed. "Yeah!" Eve and Mellissa said. "Mel, are 당신 going with anyone?" Eve asked. "Leo, but just as friends. I'm not ready for guys yet." Mellissa motioned to her brother, who was goofing around with his 프렌즈 in the hall. Eve and Emma nodded in understanding.

At lunch they sorted everything...
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posted by flippy_fan210
-when 당신 ask someone for something and they try to annoy 당신 because they have it and 당신 don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give 당신 work 당신 have to do at 집 and 당신 have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your 프렌즈 call saying they'll come over and never show up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own 집 and being controlled 의해 your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if 당신 make one "dirty" 또는 "wrong" joke

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Ooh, yeah
You, 당신 got a nasty reputation
We're in a sticky situation, it's down to me and you
So tell me, is it true, they say there ain't nobody better
Well now that we're together
Show me what 당신 can do

You're under the gun
Out on the run
Gonna set the night on fire
Out on the run
Under the gun
Playin' to win

Raise your hands
When 당신 want to let it go
Raise your hands
And 당신 want to let a feeling show
Raise your hands
New York to Chicago
Raise your hands
From New Jersey to Tokyo
Raise your hands

I, I've been out on the front line
Where you'll go down if 당신 waste time
They'll walk all over...
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posted by brianna91997
1. if 당신 have mario, play some mario games.

2. Go on 팬팝 for 1 또는 2 hours.

3. post a couple tweets on twitter if 당신 have an account.

4. play outside.

5. go bike riding 또는 swimming

6. read a book (i know some people think its boring)

7. draw something on paper 또는 on the computer

8. watch nyan cat on youtube

9. play a zelda game if 당신 have any zelda games

10. watch hello kitty 비디오 on youtube

11. play your 3ds for 3 hours if 당신 have a 3ds

12. post 100 pictures on deviantart if 당신 have an account

13. make a account on a website 당신 know of

14. post 10000000 pictures on this club (i know 당신 cant...
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posted by emilyroxx
 Llamas R us
Llamas R us
Guess what? I’m back! I’ve decided that I’m going to write one of these every few days when I get bored. So… have 당신 noticed that the quality of cartoon shows has decreased within the last 5 years? I mean, what ever happened to Invader Zim and Courage the Cowardly Dog? Those were good quality shows. Now, the best that they can come up with is Fanboy and Chum Chum. (The most annoying show ever.) 당신 know what show really depresses me? Spongebob. That used to be a really good show, but now they have new writers and the show SUCKS. Whenever my brother plays it now, I leave the room.
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posted by halo_monty
Last night I had a dream. It was no normal dream. I was at the 사진 studio where my mom works and I was talking to Ian Somerhalder. That was *awesome*. But then Paul Wesley appeared and gave me a weird look then walked away. All of a sudden, Ian Somerhalder was playing baseball in the 사진 shoot room. I walked out of the room and returned 분 later. Ian had turned into a vampire! A real one, not Damon! I gasped and begged him not to drink my blood, but he smiled and said, "It's okay, I'm a 과일 vampire!" He pulled a 자두, 매 화 out of his pocket- which was weird because before I left the room, his skinny jeans didn't have pockets- and started sucking the 주스 out it. When he was done, Paul Wesley came back with a normal expression and the two leaned against a window, just like the poster in my room. I think I've looking at that poster to much…
posted by jessicamc26
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along side his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him because he was doing 50 MPH. He accelerated to 60 and the chicken stayed right 다음 to him. He speeded up to 75 MPH and the chicken passed him up. The man noticed the chicken had three legs. So, he followed to chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked the farmer "What's up with these chickens?" The farmer said "Well, everybody likes chicken legs. I bred a three legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire." The man asked him how they tasted. The farmer said "Don't know, haven't caught one yet."
posted by shutyourface
why is it people only have arguement about things
that are famouse HMMMM!
i would prefer to say how crap chocklet cake is
but know it has to be stuff that everyone likes i mean it there was only 1 일 또는 a week that nobody
to take the mick 또는 the 비스킷 out of anything of stuff like what is better 피자 또는 burgers

what brings me to the conclusion what is the best
피자 또는 burgers

answer the 질문 be my 팬 write a 코멘트 and STICK TO THE 조언 I HAVE GAVE 당신 AND PAST IT ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS

The sun is just 분 from rising and the night is growing lighter. An alter made entirely of blue marble, jade, and amethyst is illuminated. Two tiny 아기 lie on 상단, 맨 위로 writhing and screaming in discomfort. They are naked, only a few days old and the chill of the stone slowly seeping into their 본즈 will surely kill them. The larger of the two will not stop screaming while her twin just sobs quietly.
Their frail mother stands a few feet away determined to finish what she came here to do but her eyes are bloodshot and red raw from her constant tears. But she is not alone. Her husband...
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The 다음 day, Emma, Eve, and Mellissa met outside the school. Suddenly, the three girls got tackled into a bush. "Hey! What was that for?! I broke a nail!" Emma yelled. Eve looked up and realized Ms. Winters had tackled them. "Ms. Winters?!"Eve whisper-exclaimed, attempting to 옮기기 her long black hair out of her face. She had 로스트 the rubber band holding it up in the bushes. Mellissa looked around the schoolyard and luckily it was empty. "I had to mark 당신 absent for the day, but your parents won't know. Sometimes the system gets messed up, anyway." Ms. Winters said. All three girls stared...
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posted by RosaluvzJB

Chapter 2; A New Friend

I get to school and go to 집 room. "Class,  I would like to introduce the newest doomed child in this doomed school of doom." Ms. 갈색 맥주, 쓴 맛 says. In steps a pretty girl who is tall, slinder, but she does have curvs. She has long, medium brown hair that goes to the middle of her back and beautiful, brown eyes. The new girl gives a scared look at Ms. Bitters' words and says "Hi! I'm Abby."  I raise my hand. "What do 당신 want, Dib?" Ms. 갈색 맥주, 쓴 맛 asks. "I want to ask Abby a question." I say. "Fine. What is it?" Ms. 갈색 맥주, 쓴 맛 replies. "Do 당신 notice anything strange about...
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posted by MadMeggi
1. Walk up to an old person and scream "Grandma/Grandpa your alive!

2. Hide in a closet at Ikea and pop out at people saying "I'm back from Narnia!"

3. Throw water balloons at passing cars.

4. Go door to door asking people for ice cubes. Take them home, melt them, and then take them back saying "I don't want them anymore.

5. Give a 랜덤 stranger a Wet Willy.

6. Get caught masturbating and watching porn.

7. Call Walmart and ask if they sell they're employees.

8. Slap a waitress.

9. When a waiter asks 당신 want 당신 want to drink, tell them "Wouldn't 당신 like to know???!!!???"

10. When 당신 hear someone say something depressing, scream out Let's have a party!
purple belt: kaio ken x1

blue belt: kaio ken x2

brown belt: kaio ken x3

red belt: kaio ken x4

red/black belt: false super saiyan

black belt: super saiyan

2nd dagree black belt: super saiyan 2

3rd degree black belt: super saiyan 3

4th degree black belt: super saiyan 4

and so on.......... im false super saiyan
It's all the same
Only the names will change
It seems we're wastin' away

Another place
Where the faces are so cold
I drive all night
Just to get back home

I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
Dead 또는 alive
Dead 또는 alive

Sometimes I sleep
Sometimes it's not for days
The people I meet
Always go their separate ways

Sometimes 당신 tell the day
By the bottle that 당신 drink
And times when you're alone
When all 당신 do is think

I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
Dead 또는 alive
Dead 또는 alive

Ohh alright

Oh I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
Dead or...
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It’s not time to give this one 더 많이 try, I don’t think so
Last night 당신 said 당신 want a last lie
I can’t let 당신 wreck my plans
I’m planning to let 당신 go
Oh, only one thing is true, only one thing to do
Time to 삭제 you

Burning up all your pictures
Tearing up all your letters
Ripping up all your sweaters
This is, this is
For the better

Slashing up all your tires
Smashing up all your flowers
Grabbing back all my power
‘Cause one mess says I don’t need you
Delete you
Oh, (Oh) 삭제 you
Whoa oh (Oh)

It’s not time to say how much 당신 care, I don’t think so
I don’t want you, I want 당신 not there...
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posted by cloudburst
I'm still alive but barely breathing
Just pray to a God that beloved in
Cause I got rime while she got freedom
Cause when a hertbreaks,no it don't breakeven

Her best days will be some of my worst
She finally met a man that's gonna put her first
While I'm wide awake she's no trouble sleeping
cause when a heartbreaks,no it don't breakeven,even,no

What am I suppose to do
When the best part of me is always 당신 and
What am I suppose to say
When I'm all choked up and your okay

I'm falling to pieces,yeah
I'm falling to pieces

They say bad things happen for a reason
But no wise words gonna stop the bleeding
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posted by 7things
Shimmy - System Of A Down link

Education, fornication, in 당신 are go
Education subjugation, now you're out go
Education fornication, in 당신 are go
Don't be late for school again boy
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
Education, fornication, in 당신 are go
Education subjugation, now you're out go
Education fornication, in 당신 are go
Don't be late for school again girl
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
I think me, I...
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RI 500 Creative suffering
RI 501 Overcoming Peace of Mind
RI 502 당신 and Your Birthmarks
RI 503 Guilt Without Sex
RI 504 The Primal Shrug
RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence
RI 506 Moulding your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
RI 507 Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
RI 508 Whine your Way To Alienation
RI 509 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence and Ostentation
RI 510 How to Cope with Jet Lag
RI 511 How to Improve your Horoscope
RI 512 How to Relax and Let your Lawn Grow
RI 513 Classic TV Guide Literature
RI 514 Recalling Bad Jokes
RI 515 Reciting Monty Pithon
RI 516 Repair and Maintenance of your Virginity
Okay, instead of just 글쓰기 about 랜덤 things that no one really cares about, I’m going to make a list of my absolute 가장 좋아하는 words in the entire universe. But first: HAPPY CHRISTMAHANUKWANZA!!!! Most people just say Happy Holidays, but I like to be original. 

1.    Blimo = The mix between a blimp and a limo
2.    Uber = It’s like very, but 더 많이 epic.
3.    Freaking = it’s like saying ‘fucking’ but 당신 don’t get in trouble for saying it.
4.    Epic/Epicness = you’d better know what this means.
5.    Pie...
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posted by sensativEmo
The argument over what's considered to be real 음악 goes on and on (and on and on).

Jyoti Mishra

How many times have 당신 been in a pub/club/brothel and heard someone start up the same old speech, pointing at some trance act 또는 차고 crew and going, "See that? That's not real music! They can't even play their instruments! 당신 just push a few buttons and it's all done for you." The best reply for this I've found is to simply agree. But occasionally I'll suggest if it really is that easy, why don't they go and have their own hit record? After all, they just need to buy the right bit of gear and...
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