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posted by tooch

I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think 또는 relate to these, in some way 또는 another:

-When 당신 forget someone's name 당신 wait for someone else to say it so 당신 don't look like an idiot asking.
-I pick things up with my feet because I'm too lazy to bend down.
-I don't 삭제 my texts until it's 99% full.
-I hate when dinner's ready and 당신 are in the middle of something.
-I still sometimes buy kids meals only for the toy.
-I hate how I look after I cry.
-Saying 'Are 당신 kidding me?' even though 당신 know the person isn't.
-Stop pretending like...

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조언 for guys :P (because they REALLY need it)!!!!!

posted by teamsalvatore98

1.we hate it when 당신 grab our asses!!!(unless we are hoes)

2.when 당신 cheat,we hate 당신 and everything that has to do with you

3.dont act like 당신 understand PMS,because 당신 dont.So stop 연기 like it.

4.when 당신 stare at other girls,and we stare at other boys,and 당신 get all pissed off,you have no reason to speak.So 당신 may as well stfu.

5.when 당신 flirt,we flirt back,sometimes when we don't like you.and then we feel bad.So if 당신 arent sure,dont flirt.

6.If we like a celebritey(ex:Orlando Bloom,Zac Efron,Bill Kaulitz,etc etc.)and we say they are hot,dont act like 당신 dont care.We want...

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Bored in Class, 또는 just want to Laugh Your Heads off?

posted by karpach_13

1)Devise a secret code with your 프렌즈 then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask 질문 so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s 질문 in slow motion 2)Answer 질문 only with one word
3)Scream 랜덤 words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” 또는 “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer 질문 in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...

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179 Ways to Annoy People

posted by Mallory101

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

179 Ways to Annoy People:

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If 당신 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal 의해 conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what 당신 think."

7. Claim that 당신 must always wear a bicycle 헬멧 as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...

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Do's and Don'ts If 당신 Have Gotten 로스트

posted by Renesmee_XD

So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway 당신 never take, 또는 teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from 로스트 to un-lost.

1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see 당신 crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person 또는 kindly...

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Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me?

posted by smileyfaceddude

Like the 제목 says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My 프렌즈 said that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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Kitty pow wow:Character comparisons

posted by meow_girl

Haley:Hey!Guys let's compare our self's to 아니메 and cartoon characters!

James:Okay.I'll go first!Haley 당신 remind me of...Akira Kogami from lucky star!

Haley:...I do NOT have constant mood swings between happy and cute to mean and bitchy!YOU FRIGGIN' SON OF A WHORE!!!

James:Haley I know what my parents are.

Jack:W-What!?

Haley:Alex 당신 remind me of...Alucard from Hellsing!

Alex:...That's nice...Kara reminds me of Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran high school host club.Bland and uninteresting.

Kara:Oh screw you!...Melissa you...wait how did 당신 get into my house?

Melissa:Well I'll have 당신 know I invited my...

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The Horrible Truth part 3

posted by HaleyDewit

Chris went to his bedroom and sank down on his bed. He lay down and stared at the ceiling. He wondered how the world outside would be like. Sure he had a clear view from behind his window, but it wasn’t the same as really be outside. He heard a familiar noise and a few 초 later Bianca materialized in the center of his room. He looked up at her, with an angry look in his eyes.
“Thanks for betraying me, Bi” Bianca sighed and shrugged. “I was only trying to help you. Wyatt shouldn’t be treating 당신 this way and 당신 know it” “What can I do about it? He saved my life. He raised...

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my longest chat with the clever - cleverbot

posted by orangeturnip

User: Wendigo 또는 yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome 또는 disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious 또는 vile; an action that arouses disgust 또는 abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with 당신 at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak 당신 soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't...

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My Experiences with Racism

posted by sapherequeen

It all began when I was eight-years-old. My mother had found a new boyfriend named Nate. The two of them had a steady relationship for some months before they finally decided to find a house to live in together. They relocated a house at a different 거리 in the same town I have been living in since I was 10-months-old. At first, it seemed like a nice street. It had this peaceful feeling to it, the feeling that just made 당신 feel like home. That was one of my greatest memories of the street, the feeling of 집 that it always gave me. I also made new 프렌즈 immediately; a little girl named...

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Five Ways To Die (or get severely injured) 의해 A 바나나

posted by amethyst44

Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a 바나나 strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the list 당신 have to watch out for:

1.The simplest way is the 바나나 peel. Bananas like to be wackos and show themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if 당신 are near a slippery...

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WOMAN'S TYPE~~~~~~~~its niccc..♥♥♥

posted by scarlet009

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the 표, 테이블 with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the 우유 carton.

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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check 또는 charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a 텔레비전 set in her purse.
"So, do 당신 always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied,...

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How Girls turn Guys down

posted by McDreamyluva

LOLs!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did 당신 get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share !

HE: Will 당신 come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make 당신 very happy
SHE: Why? Are 당신 leaving?

HE: What would 당신 say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh...

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Qustions u should think about

posted by ilovepenguins

1) If 사랑 is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should 당신 believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that 개 사랑 to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at 당신 if 당신 blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a 나무, 트리 falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the 오각형, 국방부 were...

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25 Creative Ways to say that someone is Stupid

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a 캐서롤, 캐 서 롤

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole 오리

•    All foam, no beer...

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21 Ways to Amuse Yourself While Driving

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the 다음 car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The 더 많이 it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...

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5 Ways to tick off your princable

posted by Rock_n_Roll671

Okay, I;m not saying 당신 should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the 코멘트 which ones you're going to try out.
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1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz 당신 hate America."

3. When 당신 go to the princible's office, and when he asks why 당신 were sent, say, "I wrote that 당신 sucked...

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33 Really Weird Exam 답변

posted by musicfanaticXD

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited 의해 mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah 디저트 and traveled 의해 Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an 사과, 애플 tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened 빵 which is 빵 made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...

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A Poem 4 An Awsome Friend

posted by Alexyss_Cullen

당신 came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one 일 embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I 사랑 the special bond that we beutifully share,
I 사랑 the way 당신 show u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever 안전한, 안전 within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...

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When people ask stupid questions..anoying but also funny!

posted by 7things

1)At the movies: When 당신 meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are 당신 doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't 당신 try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When 당신 ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer 버터 Masala" dish good?...