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Article by kinga10111 posted over a year ago
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50 랜덤 질문 people ask

1. Are we there yet?
2. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
3. Which way to the emergency exit?
4. Does this make me look fat?
5. Can God make a bathtub so big He can't bathe in it?
6. Parlez-vous Français?
7. Why hasn't my check arrived yet?
8. How many fingers am I holding up?
9. Where do bad folks go when they die?
10. Why do we park on driveways and drive on freeways?
11. Who shot Mr. Burns?
12. What time is it?
13. Can I go to the bathroom?
14. May I go to the bathroom?
15. Does this hurt?
16. Will 당신 marry me?
17. Whose fault is that?
18. I know 당신 are, but what am I?
19. What's for dinner?
20. Why did the chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?
21. Are 당신 almost done?
22. Could 당신 point that the other way?
23. Mind if I play through?
24. Are 당신 going to eat all of that?
25. Don't I know 당신 from somewhere?
Article by kinga10111 posted over a year ago
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..... 랜덤 Facts .....

If 당신 have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, 당신 have $1.19. 당신 also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the 링컨 Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest 랜덤 speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

In the early days of the telephone, operators would pick up a call and use the phrase, "Well, are 당신 there?". It wasn't until 1895 that someone suggested answering the phone with the phrase "number please?"

The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.
Article by LovingTruth posted over a year ago
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Today was a hard 일 for me,
I woke up early in the morning when everyone was asleep.

I couldn't sleep,
there was something inside me,
It was hurting me so much that I didn't know what to do to make it go away.

My soul was torn apart, 사랑 towards this girl was starting to hurt me in a way no imaginable to me.
Desire to be with her took over my soul and only she can help me take this pain away.

Now I know that strongest emotion is love, it's the most powerful thing on this planet.
Nothing can't stand beside it nor destroy it.

I just hope, she feels a bit of what I'm feeling towards her.
If not,
My 심장 and soul will be covered in thick layer of sadness, misery , emptiness, no meaning to live.

Opinion by AnimeFan66 posted over a year ago
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Hello guys. I wanted to take an oppertunity into 글쓰기 this 기사 because there is something of importance that I think the whole world on 팬팝 should know.

I have ran into many people who can be nice at times and those that can be really mean. What is with the rudness? Is it really that hard to trust the ones you've talked to for over a long time 또는 that 당신 can trust with 조언 and answers?

This has really been pulling my leg lately because I go through it every moment I come here- no matter how nice I try to be, people tend to get the best of me and it really makes me angry. I am not taking judgment on anyone but I'm just telling 당신 what I go through. And I try my best not to let these little gigs get me down but it's so frustrating when 당신 try talking to a friend 당신 have never even talked for over a 월 또는 a long time and they end up leaving without even 읽기 what 당신 have to say. I mean, I know and understand that we all have lives to think about but would it kill to just consentrate on your buddies every one in a while? Would it really be so much harm as to do that?
Fan fiction by moolah posted over a year ago
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선실, 캐빈 for the Summer
Chapter Ten: Chelsea & Others
(I know this isn’t supposed to be Chelsea’s chapter, but since Chelsea and James broke up something is going to happen!)
By: moolah

    “I can’t do this anymore!” I screamed in his face, tears running down my face. “Stop yelling at me!” He yelled, a fist at his side. “It’s not helping anything!” Tori walked downstairs in her PJ’s and her eyes looking heavy. All the lights downstairs were on and Beth and David were trying to sleep, but I didn’t care. James had come back to the 선실, 캐빈 drunk again with hickey marks. “Guys, it’s…” She paused looking over at the clock. “2 o’ clock in the morning. Go to bed!” “I can’t if he’s going to sneak off again and go to the bar.” “Look, Chels, come with me, I’ll get 당신 some soup, since your sick, and…” she looked at her phone, and started typing a number. “Babe, I need 당신 to come down, grab Sam, please.” She smiled. “Love 당신 too.” Sam and Laken came down the stairs, in their boxers, while Tori and I walked up the steps, She leaned in to give Laken a kiss. “Thanks baby.”...
Article by bucherstrongest posted over a year ago
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THE DORKS, yeah umm... never mind
Well, I always wanted to create new cartoon, and I did it: Smile World, Super Broko, Planet Gaggo and the new one ~ The Dorks. I dunno why did I call it The Dorks, it was the only tittle which came to my mind. Yeah so it has 8 main characters: Saliva, Stupidness, Angry Lazy, Punka-Punka Goth, Electro-Dumb, Anti-Genius and silly twins ~ Mala and Gala (they are on the pic). OK let's talk about Saliva. Ehem-ehmm, Saliva is crazy wierdo. He's 가장 좋아하는 color is green, he's 가장 좋아하는 phrase is "I'm dumb green wierdo underware", he created it. Saliva loves monkeys, he has a monkey at his house called Monki. Sometimes Saliva is imagining stupid things, like a super man called Super-dumb underware 또는 KittyDog. Saliva loves to play with his friends, his always crazy at mall, at little store, even at bathroom O_o now let's 옮기기 on Stupidness. Stupidness is best 프렌즈 with Saliva, and also Saliva's neighbor. Stupidness thinks he knows everything (but that's not true), like Saliva, he loves to imagine things. Stupidness is wierdo too, he thinks that rest room is for having a rest O_o and he loves his broom, he calls it Lerry. OK who's next, Angry Lazy! Well he has different eye balls, he...
Fan fiction by ShiningsTar542 posted over a year ago
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Yo guys! These sweets look good enough to eat, but don't be fooled!! :D

Why not??! :(
Because they are not sweets at all, but soaps! Look a little closer:

The ice creams are blueberry, 수박, 수 박 and 체리 flavor!

The 쿠키 that look like they are are made of toffee and strawberry, really smell like these delicious foods!

Doughnuts? They are just like the ones 당신 can buy at the store, in size and shape. Of course, 당신 can't eat them, but they do smell like chocolate!

How about one of the muffins, which smell like pear, 사과, 애플 and vanilla?

The last doughnut would be perfect for a guy like Homer Simpson. He wouldn't mind that it's just soap!

These soaps would make for a really fun gift 또는 the perfect prop in a practical joke. Here's the website if 당신 wan to buy a couple of them: link

Article by ShiningsTar542 posted over a year ago
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Take a look at the singers, movie stars and athletes on the annual list of the Best-Paid 유명인사 Under 30 from Forbes.com.

The youngest 별, 스타 on the list is Justin Bieber. He ranks 초 on the list with $53 million in earnings over the past 12 months. That money, plus his incredible fame, helped him debut in third place on the annual Celebrity 100 list, which measures wealth and fame. :3

Lady Gaga, who ranks first on the list, grossed $170 million from 137 shows in 22 countries. May 2010 and May 2011 (before her latest album, Born This Way, dropped) she sold an estimated 15 million albums worldwide. Forbes estimates that over that time Gaga earned $90 million. She ranked first on their Celebrity 100 list this 년 because of her earnings power and her ability to always attract attention.

리한나 makes the list of the 상단, 맨 위로 earners under 30 in 10th place. The singer earned an estimated $29 million between May 2010 and May 2011 thanks to a tour, great album sales and endorsements with brands like Fuze Drinks and Venus Razors.
Article by Thecharliejay posted over a year ago
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1. Put your face really close to theirs while they're facing a
different direction, tap them on the shoulder, and watch them
jump when they turn to face you.

2. Copy their actions and everything they say.

3. Step on the backs of their heels while they're walking.

4. Yell across a crowded room to them: "Hey, John, the results came
back from the V.D. clinic: we're clean!"

5. In a communal 샤워 또는 샤워 house, turn the hot water all the
way up and the cold water all the way down (or vice versa) while
they're rinsing the shampoo out of their hair and can't see
anything. Or, when you're finished showering, go outside and turn
the main valve off.

6. Pretend 당신 don't understand what they're saying, no matter how
much they yell and how slowly they say it.

7. When somebody asks, "Hey, did 당신 get a haircut?" reply, "No, all
Article by MsPropHouse posted over a year ago
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1 Beg your mom and dad to buy 당신 something

2 Sing a song from your 가장 좋아하는 artist (If 당신 like the movie 레몬 에이드, 레모네이드 Mouth sing songs from them too)

3 Push a shopping 카트 into the check out lines

4 Throw items in your shopping 카트 that 당신 don't need

5 Talk really loud so everyone can hear you

6 Walk behind your parents and act like 당신 don't know them

7 Go up to 랜덤 people and say "Hi"

8 Babble like an idiot

9 Say your 가장 좋아하는 show's title's name

10 Talk about your 가장 좋아하는 TV show idol 또는 singer
Article by Thecharliejay posted over a year ago
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100 Ways to Annoy People
1.Get to know a 프렌즈 bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
2.Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
3.Call other people "Champ" 또는 "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
4.Drum on every available surface.
5.Sing the 배트맨 theme incessantly.
6.Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
7.Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
8.Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
9.Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
10.Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
11.Insist on giving weather forecasts in public. Claim to be AMS certified.
12.Surprise old friend's 의해 visiting them at 3AM "to discuss old times".
13.Insist on buying airplane tickets for 프렌즈 to "save them money." Make sure the plane departs at 5AM and the tickets are non-refundable. Point out that 당신 didn't really save them any money.
List by galou_2010 posted over a year ago
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found it on the internet... hope ya like it!

1. Insist that 당신 are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the 침대 holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say 당신 know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors 의해 your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as 당신 can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't 당신 be going now?"

4. Trash the room when your roommate's not around. Then leave and wait for him/her to come home.then act surprised. Say, "Uh-oh, it looks like, they, were here again."

5. Every time 당신 see your roommate yell, "You jerk" and kick him/her in the stomach. Then immediately buy him/her some ice cream.
Article by KateKicksAss posted over a year ago
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This is a bunch of the funnies FML's I've found on FML lately.
Credit: link

"Today, I went to the 영화 with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to 가입하기 us. We've been together for two years. FML"

"Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy 또는 a girl. FML"

"Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML"

"Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, 또는 even a girl for that matter. FML"
Opinion by Hot_n_cold posted over a year ago
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Nosebleed (noun) - When your boogers get their period.

Unicorn (noun) - When a narwhal and a horse 사랑 each other very much...

My hand (noun) - A dolphin.

Lent (noun) - A 초 chance to fail at your New Year's resolution.

Imagination (noun) - The ability to turn anything into a rocketship; usually 로스트 at puberty.

모기 (noun) - Mother Nature's way of getting 당신 to slap yourself.

Just kidding (phrase) - A phrase used to get away with something 당신 said and fully meant.

Etc. (adverb) - Used to make others believe that 당신 know 더 많이 than 당신 actually do.

Cleaning your room (verb) - Shoving everything into the closet and hoping it ends up in Narnia.

Because I said so (phrase) - What parents say when they know that they've 로스트 the argument.

Studying (verb) - Student and dying put together.

High School (noun) - Where self-esteem, innocence, and dreams go to die.
List by Hot_n_cold posted over a year ago
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The Game (noun) - Something 당신 just lost.

Science Fair (noun) - A time for parents to show how talented they are.

Laughter (noun) - When a smile has an orgasm.

Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.

Period (noun) - Monthly congratulations for having 안전한, 안전 sex.

Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.

Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

Politics (noun) - 'Poli': latin for "many." 'Tics': blood sucking insects.

구글 Translate (proper noun) - The only reason 당신 passed your French class.

Tomorrow (noun) - The best time to do everything 당신 had planned for today.

Teacher (noun) - A person who helps 당신 solve problems you'd never have without them.

Opinion by MusicLover427 posted over a year ago
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Hello Fanpopers :) this is my crazy dream i had recently.
Ok, so me and my close 프렌즈 were at school and it was like midnight.We totally forgot why we where there, when the lights went out and we heard a scream. The lights suddenly came back on and there was blood and a note left on the table. We couldn't understand the note, so we ran away, trying not to make noise. Soon, my 3 other 프렌즈 were captured and killed 의해 this phantom. Me and my close friend Chloe were running 의해 the recess area, where there was a gate that led outside to the highway. We decided to jump the gate when the phantom (who looked a lot like the scream) came and grabbed me.
This dream was SOOOO creepy and seemed really realistic, i think it would make a great horror movie :)
Article by nomblahnom posted over a year ago
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As I stare listlessly into the mirror, the fuzzy image that gazes back at me is someone I barely recognize. But I do. They say prison causes profound changes in a man, and the most extraordinary stem from the most incredible circumstances. That man in the mirror has undergone an unimaginable plethora of alterations because he is the absolute worst thing one can be in prison: an innocent man.

I detect the bitterness in his hazel eyes, the constant worry that wrinkles his forehead, the anxiety that sets his jaw like cement and the frustration that has lightened his hair from brown to salty beige. But still, occasionally, I notice the soft smile of that gracious man I used to know, the kindness in his eyes and the youthful, even naive, wonder underlying his visage.

I witness as he struggles for control over his flagging emotions; his quiet humbleness as he is degraded 의해 those who believe that, 의해 mere coincidence of fallaciously bestowed power, they are superior in some way; the way he continues to strive for good, despite the oppression surrounding him; how he never puts himself before others; and he helps whoever he can. The man in the mirror is...
Opinion by Cantwait4book5 posted over a year ago
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Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

October 2002

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses 조언 to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned 의해 a east coast resident, which was 게시됨 on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank 당신 for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some 조언 from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:

When I burn a 황소, 불 on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
Opinion by 55xxx55 posted over a year ago
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Yo, so Imma put 질문 on here about 페이스북 I'm really curious about. Hopefully I'll be able to get some answers....

- Why must parents like every single picture 당신 put up?!

- Why do some people 'like' EVERY. SINGLE. COMMENT. someone puts on their status. When the 코멘트 isn't even special, it's just like "hello." 또는 something. 또는 picture, whatever they posted.... Like this: *they post pic of self* My comment: Woah it's you. *they like comment* Um... okay...


- Why do people use 해시시, 해시 태그 on their statuses? It's not twitter, it won't tag anything. it's like this "#bored" wtf is the point of it?!

- Why is it so damn ADDICTING yet so BORING at the same time??

- Why can some 인기 but ugly people get a gazillion likes on a fugly pic of themselves but hot yet unpopular people never get on??
Article by mitchie19 posted over a year ago
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I'm bored, so I asked this 질문 myself. Okay, here we go. Just wanna express myself.

For me, 사랑 makes the world go around. I don't know what that means but, it does. A lot of people say it. Wherever 당신 go, whatever place you've been, there's always love.
It's also not just feelings but emotions. Your emotions draws 당신 to that person, and sometimes we hope that that person likes us back too right?

Sometimes, 사랑 is hard. We always want love. I don't know why a lot of people want 사랑 so much. When I see a couple somewhere, I get jealous. I tell myself: "I want that too."
To be honest, I haven't had a boyfriend yet and I want 사랑 so much. I want to experience what other people do, especially when their with their boyfriends'. I'm not talking about lust 또는 sex.
I want to feel how is it to feel like the luckiest girl in the world. Because, when you're around that guy/girl, 당신 can do anything 당신 want.. he'll accept for who 당신 are. You'll feel special around that person. When I'm down, I want someone to tell me: "Babe, it's okay. I'm here." Then he'll 덮개, 랩 me around his arms and feel safe.
Opinion by percylover19 posted over a year ago
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Percylover19 3

(this whole story is in Kerry's POV)
Chapter 1
     I picked up the phone and called Sam. Sam has been my best friend since third grade. He has dirty blond hair and brown eyes. He also lives right up my street. "Hello?" he answered.
     "Hey it's me, Kerry. Has the new kids moved in yet?"
     "I have seen the moving 봉고차, 반 a couple of times but no sign of our new neighbors."
     "I really hope one of them is a girl. No offense but I really want somebody I can talk to about girly stuff, that's not my mom."
     "None taken. I don't want to know about your girl troubles anyways. Wait I see a car pulling into the drive way."
     "You do? Do 당신 see any girls 또는 is there any kids at all?"
     "Uhh… Kerry 당신 are not going to like this."
     "There's four boys."
     "Your kidding me. There can't be. That's not possible. How old our they?"
     "One of them looks a little bit older than us. Another one looks a little bit younger. One of them looks like Parker's age. And one of them looks a little bit younger than Parker."
Article by Alexyss_Cullen posted over a year ago
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Start at 1 then listen to what it tells 당신 to do and go to that number 또는 당신 wont get it..

1. Good your ready to hear it...Go to 6

2. Sorry but I bet 당신 REALLY want to hear this!...Go to 5

3. 당신 have really good patients. Oh sorry the link
Sooo.. HI

[u]4. Just another precaution...[i]Go to 7

5. Ok I just wanna make sure 당신 really want to know this...Go to 9

6. Just kidding im STILL making sure...Go to 10

7. 당신 must be getting mad but it's soooo worth it...Go to 2

8. 당신 must be mad 의해 now so hear it is...Go to 3

9. Still making sure...Go to 8

10. Wow I cant believe 당신 want to hear this that bad so..Go to 4

List by karpach_14 posted over a year ago
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1. Guys hate sluts.

2. "Hey, are 당신 busy?" 또는 "Are 당신 doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all 일 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get 당신 to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when 당신 talk about your ex-boyfriend 또는 ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-
how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes 당신 wants to be the only guy 당신 talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy 프렌즈 to your boyfriend.
List by karpach_14 posted over a year ago
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

When a man brings his wife 꽃 for no reason, there's a reason.
Molly McGee

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, 당신 haven't wasted a whole day.
Mickey Rooney

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
Helen Rowland

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. 당신 order what 당신 want, then when 당신 see what the other fellow has, 당신 wish 당신 had ordered that.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner

Guide by KateKicksAss posted over a year ago
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How do 당신 know people don't like your friend? Oh, I don't know, how about the fact that...

1. Your mom can never remember your friend's name. She even guesses. "Oh, is your friend... uh... Tasha coming over?" Your friend's name is not Tasha. It's Kate.

2. Your Dad always seems to disappear when Kate comes over. "Well, I should go paint the 차고 door now." "Now?" "Yep, no time to waste. Just have to pick up a Kate of paint... I mean, a can of paint from the store."

3. Your little brother rolls his eyes at her name. "Kate's coming over? Does she have to?"

4. Your mom defends Kate to your little brother—halfheartedly. "Now, now, Kate is a perfectly... unique person."

5. Your brother continues to whine: "But she's so weird. And I think she 스톨, 훔친 the TV remote."

6. The only 일 Uncle Greg doesn't stop 의해 is when Kate is over.