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Guide by KateKicksAss posted over a year ago
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How do 당신 know people don't like your friend? Oh, I don't know, how about the fact that...

1. Your mom can never remember your friend's name. She even guesses. "Oh, is your friend... uh... Tasha coming over?" Your friend's name is not Tasha. It's Kate.

2. Your Dad always seems to disappear when Kate comes over. "Well, I should go paint the 차고 door now." "Now?" "Yep, no time to waste. Just have to pick up a Kate of paint... I mean, a can of paint from the store."

3. Your little brother rolls his eyes at her name. "Kate's coming over? Does she have to?"

4. Your mom defends Kate to your little brother—halfheartedly. "Now, now, Kate is a perfectly... unique person."

5. Your brother continues to whine: "But she's so weird. And I think she 스톨, 훔친 the TV remote."

6. The only 일 Uncle Greg doesn't stop 의해 is when Kate is over.
Article by Schnusch posted over a year ago
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Just 읽기 some of the 터미네이터 인용구 through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!

Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash 일 tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.

I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. 당신 might get annoyed 의해 it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
List by karpach_14 posted over a year ago
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A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then 당신 can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the 맥주 gets drunk.

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris, but usually they grow up to be killed 의해 Chuck Norris.

If 당신 type Chuch Norris in your GPS, It'll lead 당신 to a roundhouse kick to the face!

When Chuck was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" Chuck received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Opinion by chattycandy posted over a year ago
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1.Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green and insist to others that 당신 "like it that way."

2.Sing the 배트맨 theme incessantly.

3.Drum on every available surface.

4.Staple papers in the middle of the page.

5.Ask 800 operators for dates.

6.Specify that your drive-through order is "to-go."

7.Set alarms for 랜덤 times.

8.Learn Morse code and have conversations with your 프렌즈 in public consisting entirely of "Beeeeep Beep, Beep Beeeeep Beep...."

9.Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Uncle Bob's stereo with the volume properly adjusted.

10.Honk and wave to strangers.

11.Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.

12.Change channels five 분 before the end of every show.

13.Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

14.Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary mints 의해 the cash register.
Opinion by chattycandy posted over a year ago
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"I'm going fishing."
Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand 의해 a stream with a stick in my hand, while the 물고기 swim 의해 in complete safety."
"It's a guy thing."
Really means... "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and 당신 have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means... "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," 또는 "Yes, dear."
Really means... Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"It would take too long to explain."
Really means... "I have no idea how it works."

"We're going to be late."
Really means... "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

"I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind."
Really means... "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."

"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
Opinion by Thecharliejay posted over a year ago
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Make Him Addicted To YouSay These “Secret” Words To Make Him Fall Madly In 사랑 With You
Ask around, 또는 if you're shy, ask a good friend to help (find out if he likes you, 또는 is dropping hints).If 당신 catch him staring at you, look at him in the eyes and try to hold contact for a few seconds. If he keeps contact, 당신 know he likes 당신 back. If he turns away, it could mean he likes 당신 and is shy. (Alternatively, it could mean your 셔츠 tag is hanging out - beware, as there are multiple reasons people stare at each other.)If a guy likes you, he tends to go out of his way to be with you. (This is not always true, but often a good indicator.)When he's talking to you, twirl your hair as 당신 listen. This action is natural enough for most people not to make anything of it, but if he says something about it, then he's definitely paying attention to 당신 and probably likes you.Get to know him fairly well if 당신 determine that 당신 want to tell him. Don't call and text constantly, but try to make friends. Get some information on a few of his hobbies; it will give 당신 two something to talk about and connect on.2If you're ready to tell him,...
Opinion by ilovetech29 posted over a year ago
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just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped 의해 terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds 스톨, 훔친 it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket 스톨, 훔친 it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination wore off and we had to go to the hospital.

9.My skimpy printer ran out of ink.

10.I wasn't able to do my homework this weekend because when I went ice fishing, the heater inside of the tent got too close to the 벽 of the tent, starting it on fire. And when I ran out of there, I realized that my cat was still in there. My cat was in there because all the small 물고기 that I catch, I just give to my cat. But when I went back for my cat, the 불, 화재 was too...
Article by wakana posted over a year ago
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1. People are 더 많이 likely to tilt their heads to the right when 키싱 instead of the left (65 percent of people go to the right!).

2.The oldest known 사랑 song was written 4,000 years 이전 and comes from an area between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

3.One in five long-term 사랑 relationships began with one 또는 both partners being involved with others.

4.Falling in 사랑 can induce a calming effect on the body and mind and raises levels of nerve growth factor for about a year, which helps to restore the nervous system and improves the lover’s memory.

5.Love can also exert the same stress on your body as deep fear. 당신 see the same physiological responses—pupil dilation, sweaty palms, and increased 심장 rate.

6.Philadelphia International Airport finished as the No. 1 best airport for making a 사랑 connection, according to a recent survey.

7.Men who 키스 their wives in the morning live five years longer than those who don't.
List by britishboy posted over a year ago
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During the summer it is so easy to say, "I have nothing to do!" No 더 많이 excuses-here is a list of 50 things to do the 다음 time 당신 are bored!
1. Gather up a few friends, and have a picnic in your back .
2. Go on a walk and take pictures of trees, flowers, dogs, etc.
3. Buy some fashion magazines, pick out a couple of really cute outfits, and try to recreate them for less!
4. Bead some bracelets and sell them for charity.
5. Volunteer at the local animal 또는 homeless shelter.
6. Clean your room!
7. Bake some 컵케익 and deliver them to 프렌즈 and family.
8. Play some childhood games like "Sorry", "Candyland", 또는 "Pretty Pretty Princess".
9. Take your dog for a walk.
10. E-mail a friend 당신 haven't spoken to in awhile.
11. Do 25 jumping jacks!
12. Look through old family scrapbooks, 사진 books, and yearbooks.
13. Make a root 맥주 float.
14. Go to the 영화 with your siblings.
15. Go window-shopping with a friend.
Article by TotalDramaChick posted over a year ago
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[b] 1.Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

2.Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

3.There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

4.The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

5.A 상어 is the only 물고기 that can blink with both eyes.

6.There are 더 많이 chickens than people in the world.

7.Two-thirds of the world's 가지 is grown in New Jersey.

8.The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

9.On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

10.All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

11.No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, 또는 purple.

12."Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

13.All 50 States are listed across the 상단, 맨 위로 of the 링컨 Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
Opinion by chattycandy posted over a year ago
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Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

Guys hate flirts.

A guy can like 당신 for a minute, and then forget 당신 afterwards.

When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

"Are 당신 doing something?" 또는 "Have 당신 eaten already?" are the first usual 질문 a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

Guys may be flirting around all 일 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

Guys hate it when 당신 talk about your ex-boyfriend.

When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

Guys want to tell 당신 many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell 당신 many things and it is drinking!
Guide by jeniffer2200 posted over a year ago
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-Get a magazine and get a pen and start making funny faces to the pictures

-If 당신 have a video game turn it on and play and if 당신 play with protagonist start making funny deaths to him/her

-Write a song

-if 당신 are a girl go and make a new hair style (it's fun)

-go and play online games

-Hear some 음악 and try to sing a-long

-Watch a comedy movie/series

-Try to help your mum 의해 cooking 또는 cook yourself

-if 당신 have a pet go and play with it

-call some 프렌즈 and tell them what have 당신 done along the day

-plan for a party and create invitations

-if 당신 like to draw,draw a member from your family and give it to him/her as a gift

-Chat with 프렌즈 online on fanpop,facebook,twitter ETC.

-Go and 검색 for some new 바탕화면 online for your computer

Opinion by EmzLovesCheryl posted over a year ago
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Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.

Not that anyone's interested, but here are my current 상단, 맨 위로 11 female 'celebrities'.

1. Cheryl Cole. (yeah, I didn't think you'd be surprised.)
-Words just can't describe how much I 사랑 this woman. If I try to then I'll take up this entire article.

2. Amy Lee.
- She has the most stunning voice, and she's absolutely beautiful; 에반에센스 wouldn't have ever been 에반에센스 without her. She's amazing.

3. Avril Lavigne.
- I'm a big 팬 of her music. She's cool, she's cute, and with all this, she has amazing hair. :3

4. Hayley Williams.
- She also has amazing hair, like all the people on this list actually. She's amazing in 파라모어 and anyone that's a 팬 will understand why she's so great.

5. Emma Watson.
- She's such a fine actress. She's intelligent, she's a great role-model, and Harry Potter wouldn't be the same without her. I also particularly loved her when she was in 'Ballet Shoes'.
List by LOLerz25 posted over a year ago
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The Shit List
(Taken from 1069@urbandictionary.com)

**The Ghost Shit**
-The kind where 당신 feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.

**The Clean Shit**
-The kind where 당신 feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.

**The Wet Shit**
-You wipe your 나귀, 엉덩이 fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So 당신 end up putting toilet paper between your 나귀, 엉덩이 and your underwear so 당신 don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.

**The 초 Wave Shit**
-This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and 당신 suddenly realize 당신 have to shit some more.

**The Brain Hemorrhage Through Your Nose Shit**
-Also known as "Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit". 당신 have to strain so much to get it out that 당신 turn purple and practically have a stroke.

**The 옥수수 Shit**
-No explanation necessary.

**The 링컨 Log Shit**
Opinion by ilovetech29 posted over a year ago
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When having a nightmare and 당신 suddenly realized you're dreaming, try not to wake up. Try to explore your dreams...this is cool because you're getting to know that all of those things around 당신 are made 의해 your brain which 당신 sometimes think is completely empty... Also if 당신 know you're dreaming, 당신 can control your dream and 당신 will find it very cool because when you're conscious in your dream, everything is in 3D form. So here are some cool and fun things to do when 당신 suddenly realized you're dreaming...

1. Try to think of your 가장 좋아하는 celebrity. Call out his/her name..like this,"When I turn around, Johnny Depp will be there." You'll be very surprised that you'll see him already there. Then 날짜 him/her 또는 even make out with him/her. I tell 당신 it will feel so real..

2. Fly.Bounce in your dream and you'll suddenly see yourself already floating.

3.Pass through walls. Just run as fast as 당신 can towards a 벽 and feel the sensation of being inside a wall.
Opinion by lloonny posted over a year ago
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1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear 슈퍼맨 pajamas. 슈퍼맨 wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a 심장 attack. His 심장 isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first 당신 don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on 불, 화재 with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9. When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
11.Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.
12.Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried.
13.If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down
List by ginny_potter_97 posted over a year ago
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1.    Sell your old stuff at a 차고 sale. You'll clean out your room and make a little cash at the same time.
2.    See one of those big blockbuster summer movies. Bonus points if it's in 3-D.
3.    Make a bird feeder and wait for someone to stop 의해 and check it out. (It'll probably be a bird.)
4.    Fill up some of your community service hours.
5.    Lay out 의해 the public pool (with plenty of sunscreen on, of course).
6.    Set up your sprinkler in the backyard (or the front yard, if 당신 dare) and run through it.
7.    Go to an outdoor concert.
8.    Make popsicles in fancy flavors. Eat them all yourself, 또는 set up a stand and sell them to passers-by.
9.    Go fly a kite...literally. Here's how to make your own.
10.    Read a good book in a hammock (which everyone knows is the best place to read good books).
Opinion by nymph_tonks posted over a year ago
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Stranger: hi

You: hi asl

Stranger: 20 m

Stranger: u?

You: 15 female

Stranger: nice to meet you!


Stranger: yeah!

Stranger: what are 당신 up to?

You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: and where should u be?

You: probably outside ithout any 정크 음식 또는 soda

Stranger: fair enough

You: i would survive.

Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?

You: online, through text.

Stranger: where r u from?

Stranger: I am from UK btw

You: im from the us.

Stranger: nice

You: im bored

Guide by RobinFan360 posted over a year ago
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1Be honest.
In a relationship, honesty is 의해 far the best policy. It may be difficult, but the truth will allow relationships to breathe. It is tough but no matter what happens, no one can ever challenge the fact that 당신 are truthful, which might mean that the other person also gives 당신 the same respect. Statistically, studies found that when a couple were 더 많이 honest from the start they were 더 많이 likely to become spouses 또는 long-term partners. If 당신 have a relevant opinion, let them know, otherwise 당신 aren't giving them a chance to fix things and grow. Don't always try to make it sound like a compliment. It's fine to suggest an alternative, and attach praise to the alternative (For example, if they ask 당신 if 당신 like something they are trying on, let them know that it might work, but 당신 think the blue one is your favourite so far because it shows off their great ___.) But if 당신 do that, eventually she's going to wear the original 기사 that 당신 didn't like, and eventually 당신 will both get very tired of that strategy. It's the same with other problems: telling her what 당신 like is fine, but 당신 have to tell her what 당신 don't like as well. Sugar-coating is fine,...
Article by RobinFan360 posted over a year ago
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♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest 당신 all 가입하기 in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
List by Caligirl2011 posted over a year ago
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So open up your iTunes 또는 음악 player and put it on shuffle! Let it play and for everysong.. It makes a life story!!

1. Waking up song..........
2. Going to school song.......
3. Seeing a boy/girl 당신 like song......
4. Enemy song.......
5. 일 song.........
6. Going to sleep song...
7. Friend song.......
8. Fight song.....
9. Hook up song.......
10. 사랑 song.....
11. Break up song.......
12. Make up song......
13. Wedding song...
14. Honeymoonsong.....
15. Baby song......
16. Family song.....
17. Death song.......
18. Funeral dong
Article by Sallytheragdoll posted over a year ago
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i hate 당신 당신 hate me lets go out and kill barney
joy to the world that barney is dead we barbecued
his head don't worry about the body we flushed it
own the potty yay barney is dead yay barney is dead

that is a song
my brother
taught me.
List by alismouha posted over a year ago
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1. It’s OK to kill people.

2. Dying doesn’t really matter much either.

3. If you’re 14, have hair covering your eyes and live in a small village, man up, because you’re going to have to save the world.

4. Medicine became obsolete in the 년 2004, when doctors noticed that hiding behind a 벽 caused human health to regenerate to 100%.

5. Eating stuff found on the floor is good for 당신 – your parents were wrong.

6. Sometime in the future, Earth will be menaced 의해 hordes of alien spacecraft that fly in predictable patterns and can be killed in one hit. The logical course of action will be to dispatch one 메리다와 마법의 숲 hero in an untested plane/tank/spaceship to take them all on without help.

7. Winners don’t use drugs.

8. Buildings may have crates full of goodies on their roofs, so always check, even if it means riding a motorbike up the 불, 화재 escape.

9. Enemies, rather than approach 당신 directly, behave like Michael Flatley (of Riverdance fame) on a conveyor belt.
List by breebree446 posted over a year ago
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Dress Up Websites

link - An awesome Doll-maker website where 당신 can make things like angels, pirates, and animals. My personal 가장 좋아하는 are the element girls. The artwork on all the games are really beautiful.
link - Another Doll-making website. The only difference is that 당신 can create a profile, write stories to go along with your dolls, and make friends.
link - A dollmaking website with new games made every day. The graphics are amazingly real and the clothes are adorable!
link - A cool website where 당신 디자인 the clothes yourself!
link - A website with 링그 to hundreds of dress-up and 디자인 games.
Opinion by jamahl17 posted over a year ago
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we hate nearly the same actions as u girls do

We hate to be forgotten 또는 ignored

We hate when we r left waiting too long

We hate when u dont 키스 with us very often

We suspect u when u dont let us meet ur parents

We hate when u keep secrets from us

Compliment us once in a while as u want us to do with u

Share 또는 spend enough time with us otherwise we will get bored and start comparing u with other friends

Learn about our hobies and do them with us and we wil be very grateful and do the same

Most of us really dont care about sex 또는 sleeping with us

If u really want something from us, tell us 또는 give a sign

We really hate it when we seem sad and u come to tell us about something u did 또는 had without asking 'what's wrong?' and insisting would be cool too

If u make out with another girl, it wont be cheating xD

We dont like too much mocking 또는 teasing ...an average amount would be awesome