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MILEY CYRUS DOES NOT WANT HER PARENTS TO 스플릿, 분할

posted by ShiningsTar542

Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is 연기 the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are 더 많이 than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has said that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that 당신 have to work hard...

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ten rules of housekeeping

posted by kitkat709477

1.vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.Say this with a serious face,and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions carpet fresh.

2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the 침상, 소파 "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.

3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.

4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light...

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Random....Questions:Duncan-superfan (Answers to Moolah's questions)

posted by Duncan-superfan

Do 당신 think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp

Are 개 cute?:

DUHH! ~<3

Do 당신 fish?:

Nope!

Are 당신 at the age where 당신 can drink?:

Not yet. x3

Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless 당신 try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD

Do 당신 have a boyfriend 또는 girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3

Do 당신 know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....

Have 당신 ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u

Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..

[u]Do 당신 have your ears pierced?:

I used to.

Have 당신 broken your butt?:

No. =3

Tea is…?:

Best...

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My own sad letter (Probaley sucks)

posted by Dethklokrox90

Dear Mark,

I wish I could say sorry 또는 사랑 당신 more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave 당신 with my ring and this last letter.
I have 로스트 myself and don't try to call me 또는 come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to 당신 and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if 당신 let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and 당신 too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
당신 will have your own life, everything 당신 wanted with you.
당신 will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm 침대 when your old, knowing that 당신 did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I 사랑 you, I 사랑 당신 so much...

~Reah

SilentForce's 상단, 맨 위로 100 Power Ballads

posted by SilentForce

Hello,what's up guys and gals?SilentBorse is in the house(why do I even use this stupid intro?) and today I will be counting down my 상단, 맨 위로 100 power ballads just because I felt like it.If 당신 사랑 power ballads the same way as I do than this is the right 기사 for 당신 but if 당신 hate them 당신 should just kindly go away from this article.Also if 당신 expecting 링그 then I'm sorry because I was too lazy to add them.
Anyways I hope that 당신 will enjoy this article.Now lets start the list*takes deep breath*:
1.Europe-Open Your Heart
2.Scorpions-Still Loving You
3.Steelheart - She's Gone
4.Nitro-Don't...

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60 things girls need to know about guys

posted by sweet_n_silly

I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are 당신 busy?" 또는 "Are 당신 doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all 일 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...

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Quiz:Bet I can make 당신 say,"Purple."

posted by 90sfan

Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first 퀴즈 I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told 당신 I could make 당신 say 256.

OK,if 당신 said to yourself,"No.You said 당신 can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if 당신 didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!

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당신 May Live In Michigan, Jeff Foxworthy

posted by x-menobsessed26

Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If 당신 consider it a sport to gather your 음식 의해 drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all 일 hoping that the 음식 will swim by, 당신 might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each 년 because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, 당신 might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy 퀸 is closed from November through April, 당신 might live in Michigan .

If 당신 instinctively walk like a 펭귄 for five months out of the year, 당신 might live in Michigan .

If someone in a store offers...

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When people call 당신 a nerd (dork,geek,loser etc.) and 당신 lose your confidence just click here! :)

posted by ne0n_m0nkey

Okay,No need to be so rough on yourself!Because 당신 know what?IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!Here are a few reasons that 당신 must continue to smile,laugh and to the teenagers who want to kill themselves why to live.
1.You're individual!You're yourself!You're not afraid of being who 당신 are and 당신 should be proud of it,because not many people are like that!Most of them pretend to be someone who they're not and that often makes them feel worse than you.Seeing that you're happy and you're free to express yourself they get aggressive and they want to make 당신 feel bad!I say:FUCK THEM!
2.If you're a little...

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당신 know your a furry when...

posted by 12e444

당신 know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your 가장 좋아하는 character from 별, 스타 Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled 의해 Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, 또는 Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your 가장 좋아하는 female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...

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EMOTICONS!!!!!

posted by breebree446

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
EMOTICONS
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

: ) happy face
:-) just kidding 또는 happy
:-( depressed 또는 frowning
(:-( extremely Sad
B-) cool 또는 sunglasses
:-))) overweight
d:-) a baseball player
:-D laughing
:-P tongue sticking out
:-o surprised
8-o shocked
:-s confused
:- skeptical
:-)' drooling
:-)8 well dressed because of bow tie
8-) glasses
*<|:-) Santa
:-{} big mouth
=:-)= punk rocker with a goatee
:v) big nose
:-# braces
:^) broken nose
:-[#] eating
:<) Ivy League school
:-& tongue tied
:*) drunk
:-'] cold
[(:-)](:-( a toupee and it's windy
:-8 talking out of both...

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Furrball's Secret

posted by aldrine2016

WARNING: Rated R. This fanfic has a few cursing and one sexual image. Read it at your own risk!!!

It was just a typical 일 at Acme Looniversity. Buster Bunny and Plucky 오리 walked out of the Reverse Psychology class, taught 의해 their respective mentors Bugs and Daffy, along with Elmer Fudd.

Plucky, for some reason, had his bill twisted to the 상단, 맨 위로 of his green head, since Bugs, Daffy and Elmer taught the class as said before. He and Buster were instructed 의해 their mentors to perform the goddamn classic "Wabbit season, 오리 season" arguement and then Buster would say "Wabbit season" and Plucky...

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My thoughts on perfection.

posted by Renegade1765

I've been recently informed that it's literally been 2 years since I joined Fanpop! As such, I have decided to talk about a subject that's been on my mind and wanted to share with 당신 guys.

I know this is a very weird subject to talk about, but this idea hit me when I watched a speech about perfection. I began to form my own opinion on the matter, and I thought it would be nice if I shared with you. Plus, as an anniversary article, I think it's a fitting subject.

In my honest opinion, perfection is a dead-end; and impossible concept that none of us can ever comprehend. Here's what I mean:...

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things i hate

posted by flippy_fan210

-when 당신 ask someone for something and they try to annoy 당신 because they have it and 당신 don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give 당신 work 당신 have to do at 집 and 당신 have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your 프렌즈 call saying they'll come over and never show up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own 집 and being controlled 의해 your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if 당신 make one "dirty" 또는 "wrong" joke

-overprotective...

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Harry Potter/ The Hunger Games crossover fanfic! Can 당신 please give opinions?

posted by Face_of_Music

Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at 집 with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in 사랑 for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really 사랑 him, but I think that he really does 사랑 me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...

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A 랜덤 Book I'm 글쓰기

posted by Face_of_Music

ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL 당신 MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!

This is a 랜덤 book I was 글쓰기 about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and said I could write a book 또는 something. This is the first chapter, so I'd 사랑 it if 당신 could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things 당신 liked, things that didn't make...

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Some Of My Most Sarcastic 인용구

posted by chillyneon

Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell 당신 a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told 당신 to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If 당신 die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The 인기 girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my 셔츠 on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If 당신 are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some 랜덤 guy/girl = Is this 좌석 empty?
당신 = Yes and this one will be too if 당신 sit here.

I'll write 더 많이 soon!!!

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Actual McDonalds Job Application

posted by Aimee147

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President 또는 Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a 년 plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...

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new releases

posted by reb1009

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"Travel...

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My take on homework.

posted by samuraibond005

I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether 또는 not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, 초 of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...