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posted by Ownzer493
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*walk**walk**walk**stop* "You Hear that?"
"It's..................Butter...............Time!"
"It's 버터 Time?"
"I guess."

"way.......way...........way..."

"way way way?"

"I dunno"

" Hey!It's Coming from over here!"

"Penut......Time!....Butter.....Time! Penut 버터 젤리 Time Penut Butt 젤리 Time!"

"WHAT THE HECK OMG WTF PWN DA NOOB!!!!!!!"

*brow raised*

*sound of pistol*

*Banana Pain*

"Oh Crap"

"HE KILLED 바나나 MAN!"

"ITS PENUT 버터 젤리 TIME!!!"

"no he's alive"

"YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!


THE END
posted by kitkat709477
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now i will read the female comebacks Man: Where have 당신 been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen 당신 someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this 좌석 empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if 당신 sit down. Man: Your place 또는 mine? Woman: Both. 당신 go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do 당신 do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: 저기요 baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do 당신 like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services...
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posted by madening_mahem
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I hate people who annoy other people because they think it's funny.
I hate that smell of "fresh clean" and death in hospitals.
I hate Doctors offices.
I hate needles.
I hate haters.
I hate blood tests.
I hate how anxious I can get.
I hate how I can get so intoxicated just from the smell of oranges.
I hate how much I 사랑 chocolate.
I hate when I have artist's block.
I hate when I'm bored.
I hate rejection.
I hate how life can be a bitch.
I hate it when people tell me something I already know, and they demand my attention because they think it's important when it's not.
I hate all but 5 laws of authority....
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here is what i got so far:
It had been the Third time we sat in these chairs.
the third time people sent us back.
Next to me my brother Aiden was drumming his hands nervously.
He didnt really like this place Nor did i, at that exact moment the door creaked open and in came Mr. Pond.
he was a tall thin man that wore glasses and right now was looking frustrated and annoyed.
he gave a small sigh and said"You promised me 당신 guys would try."

"Mr. Pond we did try! we swear we-"

"Olivia! If 당신 had tryed there house woldnt have looked like a torrnado went through it!"
I bit my lip. He got me there...
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1.Stand 다음 to a bathroom, stroking a soap bottle while saying: "It's okay my darling, we will get out soon".

2.Sniff every type of cheese in the aisle.

3.When somebody walks 의해 you, stare at them with
BIG eyes.

4.Squirt every type of perfume 당신 can find.

5.When in the bathroom,scream as loud as 당신 can.

6.Tickle yourself in front of the toilet scrubbers.

7.Hop like a frog around the store.

8.Get a glowing pen and act like 당신 are scanning the 우유 and say:"We shall see".

9.Act like a detective, trying to find the missing Whipped Cream Monster.

10.Put on a 치마 and do yoga in the middle of the store....
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저기요 everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these 인용구 are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
    
19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...
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1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter 책 and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from 당신 (Example: When in a car 또는 an elevator). If 당신 don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and 크리스마스 and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their 가장 좋아하는 song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
LIBRA
Your element: Air
Your ruling planets: Venus
Symbol: The Scales
Your stone: Opals
Life Pursuit: To be consistent
Vibration: Unsteady
Libran's Secret Desire: To live an easy, uncomplicated life

Description:
Every adolescent Libran's 판타지 is to find the Prince 또는 Princess of their dreams. As their lives unfold, the experiences, false starts, dramas, broken hearts and disillusionment they encounter seeking this personal Holy Grail, often shapes their futures in the most extra-ordinary manner. 사랑 and love-lost makes a big difference to the Libran although their often happy-go-lucky appearance...
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Many people give money to charities believing their money will be used to help people in need. They don't always realize that their money may instead be used to fund testing on animals. While some people believe animal testing is necessary, there are now many humane ways to learn about disease and to test medical treatments, methods that are actually 더 많이 effective than testing on 동물 and that do not cause pain and death to innocent creatures.
Here are just a few of the charities that currently fund testing on animals. If 당신 object to testing on animals, let these charities know 당신 cannot...
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posted by prinelsa
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Sorry,I had to post that for my 기사 to be allowed.
 Stare at one and the other will 옮기기
Stare at one and the other will move
 옮기기 your eyes around the image quickly 또는 scroll this page up and down to see them go into motion.
Move your eyes around the image quickly or scroll this page up and down to see them go into motion.
 For best affect look at the bottom of the image
For best affect look at the bottom of the image
 Focus solely on the body and the rings will appear to 옮기기
Focus solely on the body and the rings will appear to move
posted by nmdis
SLOW DOWN

Now that I have captured your attention
I want to steal 당신 for a rhythm intervention
Mr. T, 당신 say I'm ready for inspection
Show me how 당신 make a first impression

Oh, oh
Can we take it nice and slow, slow
Break it down and drop it low, low
Cause I just wanna party all night in the neon lights 'til 당신 can't let me go

I just wanna feel your body right 다음 to mine
All night long
Baby, slow down the song
And when it's coming closer to the end hit rewind
All night long
Baby, slow down the song

If 당신 want me I'm accepting applications
So long as we keep this record on rotation
You know I'm good...
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더 많이 Numa than 당신 ever wanted to hear. 링그 to every single Numa song I could find. You're welcome, 또는 maybe not. Here ya'll go.

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I'm not sure if anybody is reading, but if 당신 are: HI!!! And I've read several other 기사 much like this one.

On with the show!!! ...if anybody is reading...


THINGAMAJIGS:

1) I'm a pegasister/I like MLP.

2) I'm barely starting the new school 년 and I feel like I'm failing my geometry/math class.

3) I am obsessed with an 아니메 character, along with the 아니메 itself, Mizore Shirayuki from Rosario Vampire. And I wannabe just like her ( hence the 아이디 ).

3) I want my punctuation and grammar just right. So if 당신 see an error: tell me!!

4) I'm always the bullied kid.

5) I can't stand jazz and...
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There’s nothing better than that moment when 당신 have an incredibly interesting fact to spew in a social situation, making yourself sound infinitely 더 많이 intelligent than 당신 really are. I have picked out some of her favorites to throw out there at your New Years parties this weekend …


1. The U.S Government once poisoned over 10,000 American citizens.
And yes, that sh*t was intentional.

Even dumber than the idea of banning alcohol in the United States in the 1920s, was the idea to poison people in an effort to scare them away from drinking alcohol.

During the Prohibition, one way the black...
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I've recently heard that some people are offended 의해 the T- 셔츠 slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.

But the thing is, I feel that the 셔츠 isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five 년 old boy wearing a 셔츠 that said "Girls Have Cooties" 또는 "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.

I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female 또는 male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.

But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have 당신 ever seen a T.V. show where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
posted by animelol
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HAPPY NEW 년 EVERYONE


OH my gosh, we survived the 2012 apocalypse!
Friend: Wait, werent we supposed to die?
Me: YES
Friend: Hmm... oh well
Me: So Im just going to say happy new 년 and PLEASE watch the ball drop at...
Friend: WHAT?
Me: Duhh! Anyway watch the ball drop at NYC
또는 something like that.
Friend: And check out what happen so far in 2012!
Me: Uhh yeah like Hurricane Sandy and the massacre at Sandy Hook...
Friend: *silence*
Me: *silence*
Me: So sorry for u guys at Sandy Hook and those who got knocked over 의해 Hurricane Sandy!
Friend: Im never going to the 바닷가, 비치 again!
Me: WHY?
Friend: CUZ THE 바닷가, 비치 IS SANDY!
Me: Oh, right. Watever.
Friend: Dont forget to look at the records for 2012 and possibly 2013!
Me: Sure! And WATCH SMOSH!
Friend: Go to 링그 and click on the link that says smosh.com!

BYE! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
posted by canal
I woke up from a terrible nightmare. It was of Jonathan killing Mason. I took short hard breaths as got off my bed. " Your awake early" a farmiler voice said. I turned expecting to see a blonde haired blue eyed Mason but no. I saw a dark haired green eyed Jonathan. " Wha how when " I stuttered. "I'm alive. The darkness. And...last night." Jonathan said.
I narrowed my eyes and gave him a look that could have killed him if my eyes were daggers. Jonathan krept in and stood leaning on my dresser. The way he looked at me made mes feel insecure as if he could read my thoughts. "I'm going to change"...
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posted by cloudburst
I'm still alive but barely breathing
Just pray to a God that beloved in
Cause I got rime while she got freedom
Cause when a hertbreaks,no it don't breakeven

Her best days will be some of my worst
She finally met a man that's gonna put her first
While I'm wide awake she's no trouble sleeping
cause when a heartbreaks,no it don't breakeven,even,no

What am I suppose to do
When the best part of me is always 당신 and
What am I suppose to say
When I'm all choked up and your okay

I'm falling to pieces,yeah
I'm falling to pieces

They say bad things happen for a reason
But no wise words gonna stop the bleeding
Cause...
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posted by DramaQueen1020
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Spread A Little Love

These are my views and thoughts about being a straight christian, but still supporting gay rights.

I wear a cross. It's a little golden 십자가, 크로스 with a tiny ruby in the middle, being I'm born in July, and that's my birthstone. It's a girt from my mom, and I might pass it on to the 다음 generation when I grow up. It's very special to me. I wear it all the time unless I'm swimming 또는 bathing. I wear it in performances (I'm an actress-to-be and I play violin at school). Even when I was in a play about the ancient greek gods, I wore it under my robes. My whole family is part italian,...
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posted by KitKitty12
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Say there were to best 프렌즈 in the world.Until one 일 their lives became different all because of one stupid question.THe two faught until they were so mad the 나무, 트리 word were shouted out"I hate you"One yelled out at the other until everything fell apart in their lives.They starmed off and never went back.And thats my story but it all happened a little to fast so let me tell 당신 the whole story.MY name is Kenzie and the one that shouted was my freind Kaitlyn.I never wanted this to happen but time for what happened.Me and Kaitlyn were walking to our classrooms and on the way Kaitlyn's biggest crushed walked 의해 and started talking to her his name was Colton."Hey Kaitlyn"Colton said."H-hi Colton"she said figiting with her backpack."Want to come over to my place later after school"Colton asked looking sure of himself."I don't thank my parents would like that"siad kaitlnyn