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Fan fiction by Smilebaby05 posted over a year ago
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We all tend to think that the pranks we played on our 프렌즈 and the wild things we did are the only sweet memories we can cherish about our high school days. Well, we all are wrong. What about the silly fights with our teachers, the baseless complaints and nagging and most of all the funny mistakes we commit in our test and exam papers. Some of those mistakes were made to intentionally bluff them, but most of them were innocent blunders.

Here are some examples of bold mistakes we also must have committed in our course of taming English.

English:-

He is a girl.

The bowels are a, e, i, o, u and sometimes w and y.

A passive voice is when the subject is the sufferer, as in “I am loved.”

A noun is a word to give names to human beings and animals.

History:-

Arabs wear turbines on their heads.

Romans came and conquered the Geeks.

Abraham 링컨 was a great Precedent.
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Opinion by adaug posted over a year ago
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When we got in.The sky was getting darker."Uh...What's happening?"Alicia asked Maybelle."Ariana's trying harder to get the stone."Maybelle answered.A scream came from far away.Maybelle took us to the hut.And we heard Ariana and her Team."I wont sleep...eat...or BLINK...until I get the stone!"Ariana shouted."Okay guys...I know where to go!"Maybelle said.Ariana was standing behind her."Do you?"She asked."Give me the stone,Idiot."Ariana demanded."I stabbed 당신 once.I'll sure as heck do it again."I reminded her."Oh will you?You Hick!The little Hillbilly gonna stab me!"Ariana teased."You say that one 더 많이 time."I told her,boiling mad."H-I-C-K!"Ariana said.I stabbed her with a stick."How come she doesn't die?"I asked."She was cursed."Maybelle said."Come.I know where to hide that rock."Maybelle said,sure enough,Ariana heard every word."I DON'T THINK SO!"She yelled.I picked up a rock."GO GO!Run!"Maybelle directed after I hit Ariana.We ran.We slid off a hill.We stopped at a bridge.Alicia stepped forward."WAIT!"I stopped her.I grabbed a pebble.Threw it.And it made the bridge fall apart."Now what?"Henry asked.Ariana's team came running.We now knew they were called "The Right Colo".A strange...
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Guide by terra_rocker posted over a year ago
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랜덤 strangers

stare at them and as soon as 당신 notice point at them and claim they're some famous celebrity.
"OMG you're Cheryl Cole"

bump shoulders with them continually and go "eh eh eh"

yell "hey blondie" at them "how 당신 doin"

randomly start the Mexican wave then whoever doesn't 가입하기 in boo and whoever does smile at them creepily.

hold your fingers together in the evil person position then laugh and stare at them.

siblings

constantly look over their shoulder at what they're doing make fart noises

tap them on the shoulder and when they look tell them it was your imaginary friend

sing really badly and very loud then say drum solo
follow them round clucking like a chicken

say 랜덤 things in the middle of conversations. "this girl at school, whoop whoop, was being mean to me so i, bamchickawowow swore at her and the teacher, pineapples, told me, up up and away, off"
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted over a year ago
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u say your a body?
without a host?
not one spirit not one ghost?

why do u cry if im unfair?
suck it up my frail friend

im sick of your stupid greed
why are u so scared of me?

i have done nothing wrong?
then whats with your gloomy song?

u say your fine 당신 say im dead?

whats without 사랑 u sleepy head?
im just me and your just u
so be happy where noot 스플릿, 분할 in Two

if i was a u and u were a me?
then it would so much 더 많이 unhappy

my soul is telling me to stay
but then my ghost is saying go away?

its not like my smile would care
because im just u and me and fair

be proud that where not 스플릿, 분할 in two
because i could never live without u
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Opinion by tokidoki123 posted over a year ago
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There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my 판타지 is flying
It's a 성 in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with 용 now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a 성 in the sky
또는 there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
판타지 is not a crime
Find your 성 in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads 당신 to the moon 'cause..."

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Opinion by adaug posted over a year ago
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They ran to the 나무, 트리 house.Maybelle was confused,this place was so much bigger.Did it ever end?What?Her land was small."Here!Go in here!I'll go get food!"Sarah said,and ran."Maybelle.How old are you?"Alicia asked."16"She said."DANG IT!GOTTA WAIT 6 YEARS."Henry yelled."Now I ask 당신 a question.Does your land...end?"Maybelle asked."Course it does!Yours doesn't?"Alicia asked."Nope!We live forever!Along as Ariana doesn't kill us."Maybelle said."Here!"Sarah said.Running with a bag of Chips,three cans of pop,And a cereal box."This should last 당신 the night."Sarah said."You got the Stone?"Sarah asked.
"Yeah!In my pocket!"Maybelle said.
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The 다음 day,they all ran to the door."Get the key."Sarah told Henry."Uh.I can't find it."Henry said,reaching in his pocket."Oh man!I remember!I was in my coat!Ariana 스톨, 훔친 it!"Sarah said."I know how to open it."Alicia said,grabbing a toothpick from her pocket.And she picked the lock."Okay."They hopped in Freestone.
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Opinion by adaug posted over a year ago
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Sarah couldn't make a noise.Ariana ran to the little girl.Sarah got a grip on the sticks.When she stopped the little girl.Sarah stabbed Ariana in the back."OOOOWWWW!!WHAT THE HECK 당신 LITTLE IDIOT!"She yelled.She dropped to her knees.I picked up the little girl,which was crying."It's okay.Let's get 당신 to your mommy."Her mom was crying too."Here's your daughter."Sarah said."THANK YOU!THANK YOU!"The mom said and cheered.
Sarah walked back.
"SARAH!Oh my gosh!"Alicia said and she hugged her.
"That was amazing."Maybelle said.
"Guys!Focus!The stone."Sarah said.They got out and ran."Oh no!The Rights!That's Ariana's Team!They're trying to get the stone!"Maybelle warned."Run!To the door!"Alicia said.They got the key.But they didn't know Ariana was watching.They waited for Maybelle to come up."Okay now what?"They looked down and screamed.Ariana was climbing.They ran.Sarah dropped her coat."No!That has the key."Sarah said."No time!Run!"Henry grabbed her.They sprinted across the road."Go to the 나무, 트리 house!Maybelle!That's where 당신 are staying!"Alicia said.Ariana picked up the coat,and found the key...
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Opinion by adaug posted over a year ago
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Sarah couldn't sleep,when she did,she had nightmares!.In her nightmare she was with Maybelle.Running.Thinking that lady would catch us.Then,She popped out of the ground."HA!"She yelled.Sarah ran to the door."MAYBELLE!"Sarah screeched.The lady grew taller,Larger.She soon became a giant.She had Maybelle in her hand."What do 당신 want from me,Ariana?"Maybelle asked."What is wrong with you!"I grabbed two sticks and stabbed Ariana."OW!STOP!"Ariana picked me up in her other hand."Ah!"Sarah woke up.She brushed her bangs back.
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The three 프렌즈 came to the forest the 다음 day.
"Open it!Come on!Let's go see Maybelle!"Alicia said."Yeah...."Said Henry.Sarah turned the key.They climbed in.The sky was Dark blue.Almost pale purple.Maybelle grabbed us aside.She took us to a castle.The stairs were eternal.We met a guy who looked like he was in his late 50s."Are these the ones?"He asked.Maybelle nodded."Ariana,the evil wench that wants to take over,Is planning to take our rock."He said."So?It's a rock."Maybelle and the guy gasped."That rock has been around for 50,000 years!Healing the sick!Helping others!If Ariana uses it.It turns...
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Opinion by adaug posted over a year ago
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"Finally!We won!"Someone inside the room said.Then the girl that talked to the guy appeared!"My Children!We shall rule the land tomorrow!"She said."What about the stone?"A kid asked."The stone.We shall have it!just imagine,snatching it from Raymond's hands!"She said.We peeked our heads up."Hey,who's in the door way?"Someone asked standing up."Run!RUN.RUN!"They bolted.Went as fast as they could."Hurry!Go were 당신 came from!Come back tomorrow!"With that,Maybelle left.Running."Get the key!"Sarah and Alicia told Henry bouncing up and down."Here!"Henry unlocked the door.The door opened.And Henry locked it.The screams of the town rose."Who should keep the key?"Alicia asked.
Silence.
"I'll take it.I'll put it in a little box."Sarah said."Hide it!Put it in the 나무, 트리 house!"Alicia said.They all left.Sarah,with the key in her 코트 pocket,turned around.The screams."I hope You're okay,Maybelle."She said,her eyes almost shut.
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Opinion by adaug posted over a year ago
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Henry put the key in the keyhole and...A small picture.The picture moved,and grew bigger.
"What is it?"Sarah asked.
Alicia stepped in."Come on!"
"Alicia!Alicia!Come back."Sarah snapped at Alicia.
All 프렌즈 were in the Door."What the heck?"Sarah asked,whispering."It looks like a war!"Alicia said.The 프렌즈 stepped down.Their feet shuffling in the leaves."HALT!IDs!"A man said.He looked like a nutcracker."IDs!Now!"The man said."Here's a 도서관, 라이브러리 card."They all gave him a Blue card."Hm..Says you're a citizen of Oregon.Not Freestone.!No pass!"He said."Freestone!?"Sarah asked.They all stepped back.
"YES!YES!WE WON!FREESTONE SHALL NOT CARRY ON!"Someone said."NO!NO!WE WONT ALLOW IT!"A group said.Then one person from each group-Boy and girl-stepped out to talk."Oh!Look!"Alicia said to the guard.He turned around and they all ran."HEY!HEY GET BACK HERE!"The guard demanded.They ran down the 언덕, 힐 and the guard slipped and fell in the mud.They could see the people talking."HA HA!BEAT THAT!WE WON!"The left side said."NO!FREESTONE LIVES ON!"The right side said."NOT ANYMORE!"The left side said,Teasing.A teenage girl came up to us."Hey.Come with me."She...
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Opinion by adaug posted over a year ago
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"Do 당신 hear that?"Alicia asked."What?"Henry and Sarah asked."That,that,that sound.It's like."Alicia banged the floor."No.I don't hear anything."Said Sarah."Come here."Alicia said.
They got out.
Alicia beckoned them.
"There!It's getting louder!"
The banging continued.
Alicia found herself in the woods.
She stopped.
Henry and Sarah caught up to her.
Alicia covered her mouth.
"What.Is.I-i-it?"Alicia asked.
Down the steep hill.Was a door the door was buried in the ground.under leaves.
The three 프렌즈 stepped down.The noise grew louder.Henry and Sarah could hear it now.
Alicia was down first.She saw a keyhole.Alicia looked for the key.
"ALICIA!"Sarah said.
Alicia looked down,stopped her foot from going down,And backed up.A blood puddle.
"Oh my go-"
"The key!It's in the blood!"Henry said.
"Ew!I'm not picking it up!"Alicia said.
Sarah looked around and pushed Henry forward.
Henry picked up the key,And put it in the keyhole...
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Opinion by adaug posted over a year ago
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11 year-old Sarah sat in her room.Brown hair.Blue eyes.And black boots."Sarah!Alicia is here!"Mom yelled."Bring her in!"Sarah said."Hey!"Alicia greeted."Ya ready?"She asked."Almost."She snapped the lid on her marker.Alicia whistled."Wo-ow!That's amazing!"She said.Admiring a Drawing of the fat words spelling out "Live.Love.Hope."."Come on!We're late!"Both girls ran outside."Bye mom!"Sarah said bounding out the door.The girls met 12 년 old Henry at a 페칸, 피칸 tree."Hey!Step aside!I'll open it!"Sarah said,pushing Henry aside so she could put in the combination."Okay!Come up."Sarah said opening the doors to a medium sized 나무, 트리 house.When everyone got in,Sarah laid down on the carpet,With her knee up.Boot on the ground."I 사랑 coming up here!Reminds me of being a little girl."Sarah said.Alicia and Henry laid down,too.Looking at the sky,-Cut in the top,where the roof should be-Looking at the clouds."Reminds me of Spar-"Alicia stopped herself."Who?"Henry asked."No on-Nothing."Alicia answered.
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted over a year ago
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Everynight,
I went to 침대 hoping
that you'd change
and everything would be like it used to.

Every morning,
I woke up relizing
nothing had changed
당신 were just the same.

I've since given up on that dream,
you'll never change,
but I have.

I'm done hoping,
I'm done waiting,
consider me gone

theres not point in me staying
im just your pawn
its not like u will ever change

im just a spirit trapped in one cage
your the reason for my pain
i hoped uyou change?

in this one single page
with this 심장 full of rage

consider me gone its to late
to save a life i death and hate
i know its 당신 im happy to die
atleast when im gone your going to die.
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Article by JustinDrew_B posted over a year ago
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Can I Get That Real
Can I Get That Official
Can I Get That Certified
Can I Get That Please
Can We Get This Fake To Delete, Delete, Delete?
Can We Get This Fake To Come Clean Clean Clean?
Ray? I Was Like Yo Ray?
Why Do These Fakes Try To Play These Girls This Way?
Okay Let's Get It Now.
당신 Messin' With Some Bad Bishes.
Ray's With His Fans.
We Don't Say Hi, We Say
.
Mofoing Right, Yeah.
( )
if this bish try to go hard im gona break her she hatin cuz i got all these boys that would never want to 날짜 her . and u can try to get serious while we remain the dictator us + fakes + - many haters
Excuse Me, I'm Sorry. I'm Really Such A Lady.
I Rep Team Mindless, 당신 Know MB, Baby
And We Be Reppin That, Til' The 일 That We Die.
While 당신 Sit There Bein Fake, Tryna Act All Sly.
Yellin, Why 당신 Gotta Be Soo Fake? Can 당신 Hear Me?
Please 삭제 This Page! I Know 당신 Hear Me.
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Opinion by JapanHetalia posted over a year ago
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So I am 글쓰기 what I see people generally do when 당신 stay the night with a friend. Sorry besties, but most of 당신 do this. This also applies to siblings.



1. Play your 음악 even if they don't like it.
2. Ignore them 의해 읽기 manga, texting, 또는 stay on the computer
3. sing silly songs that make them mad then act surprised when they yell
4. leave the room every 10 minutes.
5. Don't answer their questions
6. take embarrassing pictures of them as they sleep
7. Act like a psychopath for fun and make them scream then laugh.
8. Be random
9. Laugh at weird times.
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List by BeastBoyCahill posted over a year ago
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1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation 의해 saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall 또는 any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way 당신 laugh as 당신 wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt 또는 Uncle. If 당신 dare, hug them.
5. While passing a 랜덤 stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a mixture of anger and sadness.
6. Follow a stranger around. If they notice, take a 랜덤 small object like a brick 또는 a bar of 초콜릿 and hold it up to your ear, pretending to be busy conversing on it.
7. Skip. Don't walk.
8. Walk up to them and ask them if they are some celebrity that looks nothing like them. Opposite gender, if 당신 dare. Examples: Old man - Justin Bieber, middle aged woman - Chuck Norris, young adult man - Batman.
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Opinion by PartyOrange posted over a year ago
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1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If 당신 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal 의해 conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what 당신 think."

7. Claim that 당신 must always wear a bicycle 헬멧 as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

10. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying 더 많이 any moment.

11. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that 당신 "like it that way."
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Opinion by PartyOrange posted over a year ago
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1. Make racecar noises when anyone gets on 또는 off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up, all of 당신 just shut UP!'

4. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your 서류 가방 또는 purse, and while peering inside ask: 'Got enough air in there?'

9. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open 의해 themselves.

12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: 'Noogie patrol coming!'
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Article by JustinDrew_B posted over a year ago
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[Intro]
Rack rack city 암캐, 암 캐 [repeat]
Mugga on the beat

[Verse 1]
Rack city 암캐, 암 캐 Rack Rack city bitch
Ten ten ten twenties on ya titties bitch
100 deep V.I.P. no guest list
T-Raw 당신 don't know who 당신 fucking wit?
Got my other 암캐, 암 캐 fucking wit my other bitch
Fucking all night nigga we ain't celibate
Make it sound too dope I ain't selling it
Bar fresher than a motherfucking peppermint
Gold leather man last king killing shit
Young money young money yeah we getting rich
Get ya grandma on my dick (ha ha)
Girl 당신 know what it is

[Hook x2]
Rack city 암캐, 암 캐 Rack Rack city 암캐, 암 캐 [x3]
Ten ten ten twenties and them fifties bitch

[Verse 2]
I'mma motherfucking 별, 스타 (star)
Look at the paint on the car (car)
Too much rim make the ride too hard
Tell that 암캐, 암 캐 hop out, walk the boulevard
I need my money pronto
Get it in the morning like Alonzo
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted over a year ago
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its hard to be strong?
i need to get back to the place where i belong
i never felt so strong

thinking of the reasons why?
never knowing do 또는 die?

its not like they care?
then why do 당신 find it so unfair
its hard to be strong but we make life 옮기기 along

u get what u want to why do 당신 cry and lie and lie?

its not that hard to be u just dont act the way others do

why do u feel this way im the one who always pays

u laugh at things that dont make sense 당신 show of when 당신 think?

its hard for me to be strong im not just gonna go along

thats not me thats just u stop doing what they do

u used to be my friend but i guesse 사랑 is nothing in the end
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Article by 90sfan posted over a year ago
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Doctor:Sir,I have bad news and worse news.Patient:What's the bad news?Doctor:You only have 24 hours to live.Patient:Well what could be WORSE than that?!Doctor:I've been trying to call 당신 since yesterday!

Maria:Kim,where's Kitty?Kim:I don't know,Maria.Maybe she's..Derek:Mom said 당신 couldn't have a cat.Ooooh!I'm telling!Maria:Mom never said I couldn't have a LION instead.Derek:WHAT?!*chewing and swallowing noises*Maria:Kitty,there 당신 are!

Yolanda:Come on,Sal.Let's play Hide-and-Seek!Sal:No,that's boring.Yolanda:We've got nothing better to do.Sal:FINE.I'll count!*after 20 seconds*Sal:READY 또는 NOT,HERE I CO-OME!YOLANDA WAS NOT FOUND UNTIL THREE DAYS LATER AT FUNZONE.Sal:YOLANDA!!I've been looking for 당신 FOREVER!Yolanda:Your right,Sal,Hide-and-Seek IS boring*slurps smoothie*Yolanda:Hey...is this icecream expired?
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted over a year ago
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Although the reasons why people commit suicide are multifaceted and complex, life circumstances that may immediately precede someone committing suicide include the time period of at least a week after discharge from a psychiatric hospital 또는 a sudden change in how the person appears to feel (for example, much worse 또는 much better). Examples of possible triggers (precipitants) for suicide are real 또는 imagined losses, like the breakup of a romantic relationship, moving, loss (especially if 의해 suicide) of a friend, loss of freedom, 또는 loss of other privileges.

Firearms are 의해 far the most common methods 의해 which people take their life, accounting for nearly 60% of suicide deaths per year. Older people are 더 많이 likely to kill themselves using a firearm compared to younger people. Another suicide method used 의해 some individuals is 의해 threatening police officers, sometimes even with an unloaded gun 또는 a fake weapon. That is commonly referred to as "suicide 의해 cop." Although firearms are the most common way people complete suicide, trying to overdose on medication is the most common means 의해 which people attempt to kill themselves
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted over a year ago
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well looks like the end of the past and time
and here we are once again

why do 당신 feel this way?
with just one knife?

a hero should never be afraid to save your life?
your at the edge of your the day?
when fait will take your life away?

why is there feelings?
why are 당신 sad?

당신 face shows 더 많이 hurt then bad?

i stopped cutting just last week i was to afraid to cry it was the only way

but why do 당신 need a 칼, 나이프 it just brings 더 많이 pain?

not pleasure?

but still im afraid to die im still wondering if it was a lie until u find that resting place never give up on life and fait
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted over a year ago
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Well here 당신 are
at the edge of the abyss...

at the beginning of infinity

heaven 또는 hell

an afterlife
또는 a nothingness

forgiveness
또는 an eternity of suffering ?

Does anyone really know ?

Why have 당신 come here ?
What do 당신 need ?


To Find a Way to Live ?

Maybe 당신 want to take them to die . . . ?


But I ask 당신 now..
how many of these pills

would 당신 take each 일 to live ?



To feel good, normal good, like everyone else ?

Stable, not depressed, even happy, but normal ?



These are some of the pills I take every day

to save my life.

They are not herbs 또는 antidepressants.



I feel happy, I feel pretty good, I feel normal.

I am grateful.


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Fan fiction by Usui--takumi posted over a year ago
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His troops, led 의해 four of his finest commanders wona great battle for him, and Napoleon Bonaparte was in a generous mood.
“Ask for anything and I’ll give it to you,” he said to the four officers who had distinguished themselves.
“I’ve always wanted a house in Paris,” said one of the men, a German.
“Done!” said Napoleon. “You’ll get a mansion in the city.”
“I’ve always desired to own a hotel,” said the 초 officer, a Frenchman.
“Done!” said the emperor. “I’ll order a hotel to be given to you.”
“I’ve always wanted a brewery,” said the third man, a Pole.
“Done!” said the emperor. “I will give 당신 a brewery!”
“And you, sir?” he said, turning to the fourth man. “What will 당신 have?”
“Grant me a fortnight’s leave,” said the man.
“Done!” said the emperor. “Your leave begins from tomorrow!”
Now the fourth man happened to be a Jew, and in those days at least, Jews were supposed to be shrewd and possess great business acumen.
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