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List by VoicesInMyHead posted over a year ago
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Disclaimer: I don't own the questions, just the answers. Also, some of these come from a religious point of view rather than a philosophical point of view, but there the only 답변 I can think of. Please feel free to offer alternative ideas.





- What is the sound of one hand clapping? Fwip fwip fwip. If 당신 open and close your hand it makes this sound.





* if a 나무, 트리 falls in the middle of the forest, does it make a sound? Yes. This 질문 is based on the theory that sound is a figment of imagination. But the same principle applies to the existence of the TREE'S existence. So, assuming the 나무, 트리 exists in the first place, it would make a sound.




- Which came first, the chicken 또는 the egg? The chicken. If God made Adam and Eve, He would have made two chickens. Besides, the egg/baby chick would not survive without care. (sorry to anyone I offended.)




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List by joe-kerr posted over a year ago
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I found this hilarious 기사 on pcworld.com
Don't know who the author is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's Caps Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my credit card so i put it in the cd rom and it got stuck, how do i get it out?? I tryed toothpics but 로스트 them in the process?? also the drive is making noises"
Oh, that's normal. Your system is just waiting for 당신 to pay the required $1 processing fee for scanning the card. Simply fold a greenback into a tiny square and insert it into any USB port.
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List by Usui--takumi posted over a year ago
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List by joe-kerr posted over a year ago
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저기요 everyone, I just joined.

I stumbled upon this while surfing the net. I'm posting the ones I thought were the funniest. (I'm not the author of any, of course, and I don't know whom to credit.) Hope 당신 like it.


Three things are certain: 
Death, taxes, and 로스트 data. 
Guess which has occurred.

Everything is gone; 
Your life's work has been destroyed. 
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

The code was willing, 
It considered your request, 
But the chips were weak. 

Windows NT crashed. 
I am the Blue Screen of Death. 
No one hears your screams. 

Errors have occurred. 
We won't tell 당신 where 또는 why. 
Lazy programmers.

ABORTED effort: 
Close all that 당신 have. 
당신 ask way too much.

Chaos reigns within. 
Reflect, repent, and reboot. 
Order shall return.

This site has been moved. 
We'd tell 당신 where, but then
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Guide by hetaliaitaly posted over a year ago
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1.If someone at your school 또는 not at your school is being bullied tell a teacher 또는 someone else dont wait until it gets out of hand.

2.if someone is bullying someone else tell the bully to stop it but not in a way that gets 당신 a 펀치 in the face.

3.if 당신 know someone who is depressed 또는 is always 의해 themselves go talk to them 또는 do something that would make there 일 not just because its a nice thing to do but because it could change there life in ways 당신 wouldn't understand.

4.If a person is consantly being annoying to others 의해 teasing them about who there going out with 또는 teasing them about who there 프렌즈 with dont do nothing tell the bully to leave them the hell alone but only get physical if 당신 need to protect yourself 또는 somone else.

5. IF your a bully (which i hope 당신 arnt) dont hurt others for your own pleasure it just makes it hard for 당신 and who ever your bullying if 당신 have bullied somone in the past 또는 still are try and change yourself say sorry to the people 당신 have hurt it may not help 당신 의해 saying sorry but it will help another person.
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Opinion by adaug posted over a year ago
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From 나비 to praying everyone was okay.I ran to the back room where Ben was.John ran after me.
I saw Ben pointing a gun at a aunt of John's.I grabbed my shoe and threw it at the gun.It slid out of his hand.John's aunt ran away.Ben starred at me.Then,slowly got out another gun.He kept looking at me with a confused look.I looked at John,then,quivering,I knew I had to do something.
"Blondie,Leave.NOW."Ben demanded.John fled,I hope he was bringing help!"Well,well,well.Nanette.I told I'd get you.You thought I'd lie?"He asked."N-n-n..."I stuttered and just shoke my head.This,wasn't the end!I knew something had to happen.When he pulled the trigger,I quickly ducked.When he came over,I kicked him til he fell.I kicked his stomach.John came running in.I hugged him.Then,I shouldn't have kicked Ben.'Cause he got up,and shot.My leg started to shake,he shot again,this time it brought me down.Then he shot my arm.Ben quickly pointed at John and said "You saw nothing!"and ran away.I remember,seeing the shock on John's face.He thought I was dead,he was right.I died.My 심장 sank,was John the one?He would have fought for me.Maybe he did.He might have chased Ben and got him.I was...
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Opinion by LizzyTheCat posted over a year ago
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Hold on to me, 사랑
당신 know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I 사랑 당신 and I'm not afraid, oh

Can 당신 hear me?
Can 당신 feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
안전한, 안전 inside myself
Are all my thoughts of 당신
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow 나무, 트리
(Come and find me)

I know 당신 hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
안전한, 안전 inside myself
Are all my thoughts of 당신
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
당신 pray your dreams will leave 당신 here
But still 당신 wake and know the truth
No one's there

Say goodnight
Don't be afraid
Calling me, calling me
As 당신 fade to black

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Opinion by adaug posted over a year ago
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I just turned 20.My Fiance and me were getting married,til IT happened.
4:07 P.M. I walked down the aisle.My sister holding the end of my dress.My niece spread red 꽃 petals all over the floor.
Every now and then,I'd worry.What if he wasn't the one?What if this was a mistake?But I remembered what momma told me;
"No matter what he does,remember to 사랑 your enemies."So the 나비 flew away from my stomach.
When he turned his head.A small,tiny tear sprung from his eye.
Finally when the preacher said;"Do you,Nanette,take Johnathan to be your husband?"I couldn't quite hear him."I do."I said.A tear prickled from my eye.
When John said;"I do."And the preacher said,"You may now 키스 the bride."I heard a BOOM in the background.Gasps rose.I could make out what the person said."DIE!"He yelled.I knew exactly who it was."

A week before,I got on a bus.I finally found a 좌석 when someone said;"STOP!This is a hijack!"A young man said.Everyone was silent.
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Article by ShadowProve13 posted over a year ago
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Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until 당신 find your contact lens.

펀치 the body and tell people that he hit 당신 first.

Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

Ask someone to take a snapshot of 당신 shaking hands with the deceased.

At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.

Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.

Ask the widow to give 당신 a kiss.

Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him into the coffin.

Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the deceased.

Slip a whoopee cushion under the widow.

Leave some phony dog poop on 상단, 맨 위로 of the deceased.

Tell the widow that 당신 have to leave early and
ask if the will can be read before the funeral is over.

Urge the widow to give the deceased's wooden leg to someone poor who can't afford firewood.
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Opinion by precious211 posted over a year ago
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They both had nose jobs.
They both over-obsess about a certain guy.
They both loosed weight over their teenage years purposely.
They both hate everybody.
They both have thier "posse."
They both had a facial implant.
They both thier parents and wish they were borne somebody else.
They both have issues with their body.
They both wear makeup. (Voldemort likes the goth, angered soul type. It 슈츠 him better.)
They both can't trust anyone, but themselves.
And that's it:)
Role Play:
Voldemort: "What?! What is this filthy mudblood saying about me?"
Deatheater: "Well Lord it seems that she is calling 당신 an average girl filth."
Voldemort:" What is this plain mockery. I shall have her head and place it on my trophy of people's lives that I have purposely destroyed for my own amusement!"
Deatheater: Lo-rd? *Asks timidly*
Voldemort growls*: "Yesss?"
Deatheater: "It seems that she is mocking 당신 currently using this stupid muggle device called the internet."
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Opinion by 90sfan posted over a year ago
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OK,everyone.The reason 당신 were going to explode if 당신 didn't click this is because we're gonna have a contest!!!WHO CAN POST THE MOST 랜덤 VIDEO 또는 PICTURE???????!!(You could also post 코멘트 다음 to your picture 또는 video to describe what's going on,or even captions!Same rules apply below.But 당신 don't HAVE to post 코멘트 또는 captions 다음 to it if 당신 don't want to.It's completly opitional.)If 당신 post just a 코멘트 또는 caption and no picture 또는 video,by the way,it will not count and 당신 won't have a shot at winning.Sorry!
Here are the rules:
1.It has to be COMPLETELY RANDOM.IT CAN'T MAKE SENSE.You know,something that'll make people say,"What?"or,"That makes no sense."
2.Nothing inappropriate(And I mean NOTHING)or 당신 will be disqualified immediatly.Seriously,even if you're joking.It's not funny.(Keep it PG,everyone!)Tee-hee,THAT was funny,though,folks!
3.Just have fun!Be creative!
Also, if 당신 win,I will give 당신 props and 팬 you.I know it's not really much of a prize,but that's all I got,so please participate!The contest ends March 28th,2012 at 6:00pm,so no rush.If 당신 have any questions,concerns 또는 even statements, go on my...
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List by SymmaGirl2 posted over a year ago
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May the dreams of your past be the reality of your future.

Today isn't just another day. Today, I'll create something beautiful.

Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.

Until 당신 spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far 당신 can fly.

Heal the past, live the present, and dream the future.

Sometimes 당신 have to stop thinking so much and go where your 심장 takes you.

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.

Life is like riding a bicycle; to keep balance, 당신 must keep moving.

Do not let what 당신 cannot do interfere with what 당신 can do.

The best dreams happen when you're awake.

The world is a book and those who don't travel only read a page.

We do not remember days. We remember moments.

Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.

Replace the fear of the unknown with curiosity.
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Fan fiction by andresandru posted over a year ago
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"argggg!" Lawrence shouted, as he died, everyone was near him, James, a 12 year-old boy, was right beside him, and Philip, his 15 year-old brother, too.

Lawrence had many adventures when child, he went to almost every country, he tried everything, it was no surprise the old man died 3 days before his 102 birthday.

Eventualy, after many coughing, Lawrence closed his eyes, James started crying, and his brother hugged gim, it's hard when 당신 lose a familiar, but when they where going to leave, James, who was holding still Lawrence's hand, felt a hard grip.

"James?" Philip saw he didn't go, so he stayed. Everyone was leaving, except them.

"he's still alive!" he said enthusiastic.

"he died, come on" but right after the last person before them left, Lawrence opened his eyes and turned towards them, he got of the bed, Philip and James couldn't believe their eyes.

Their grandfather just lifted of his death, he moved towards a closet door, he opened it, and putted his finger in a crack, incredibly, after some seconds, the clothes disapeared and a blue container appeared, Lawrence got it out, and closed the closet,...
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Opinion by adaug posted over a year ago
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당신 can only live once, but if 당신 do it right, once is enough. -Mae West.
I didn't believe that the first time I heard it,but one tiny mistake,can change your live...Forever.
April 19,1999.
The clock read 7:43,I got out of bed.I was late for school.When I left,I didn't say bye to mom 또는 dad.I just left.On the way there,I remembered a physics test I had to take,and if I failed it,I got an F in physics!So,at my lunch hour,I went to the library.I saw my two 프렌즈 already studying.I went over there and we started laughing and talking,but the librarian told us to be quiet.Then she went in the hall.Then I heard POW!BANG!
Guns.
The librarian ran back in,she was shaking.
"Two men...With guns!Hide!Under the desks!"She demanded.Everyone did as told.Then,BANG!They came in.With 총 pointed at tables.They walked around and I could hear glass breaking,I started crying.
"We planned on doing this for 15 years!When 당신 used to make fun of us!"One guy said.Then,my friend whispered something that changed my life.
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Fan fiction by robobot14 posted over a year ago
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.

Everyone gasped.

"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled

"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"

"That darn lady,she 스톨, 훔친 our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"

"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.

"Oh my god!",cowboy said

Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"

"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.

The cowboy sighed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"

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Opinion by SymmaGirl2 posted over a year ago
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당신 can only live once, but if 당신 do it right, once is enough. -Mae West

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results. -Albert Einstein

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. -Robert Frost

It is better to be hated for what 당신 are than loved for what 당신 are not. -André Gide

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. -J.K. Rowling

Sometimes the 질문 are difficult but the 답변 are simple. -Dr. Seuss

Everything 당신 can imagine is real. -Pablo Picasso

The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom. -Isaac Asimov

What is the meaning of life? Whatever 당신 want it to be. -James Frey

If we couldn't dream, our lives wouldn't mean anything anymore. -Georg Kaiser

The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it. -Richard Bach
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Opinion by SymmaGirl2 posted over a year ago
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Hippo 우유 is pink
Ice cream is Chinese food
Daizi Zheng, a Chinese designer, made a Coca-Cola powered cell phone
George W. 부시, 부시 대통령은 was once a cheerleader
Smelling bananas can help 당신 lose weight
An insurance program in Britain provides insurance plans for protection from falling coconuts
There's a town in Pennsylvania called Intercourse
The yoyo was invented in the Philippines to use as a weapon
Typewriter is the longest word that can be typed using keys from only one row on a QWERTY keyboard
The Dvorak keyboard is 더 많이 efficient than the QWERTY keyboard
이메일 has been around longer than the World Wide Web
The Atlantic Ocean gets one inch wider per year
The warmest temperature ever recorded in Antarctica was 3 degrees Fahrenheit
There are ten towns called Hollywood in the US
Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone
Ants don't sleep
Las Vegas has the most hotel rooms in the world
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List by saz19126 posted over a year ago
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Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful



22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

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23.
Name: Jack 소형 책상, 데이 븐 포트 (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol



24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too



25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
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Opinion by melody_the_cat posted over a year ago
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See if this is a scary story. I'm trying to write a scary (that will turn romantic) part in my fanfic, but I don't know if this piece of… cake, is creepy. Help me!!!


*Note: This happens in an afternoon. A couple is at the airport. The lights went out because of the thunderstorm, and the girl tries to scare the guy with this story*
Once upon a time, there was a boy who didn't believe in ghosts. One day, he was at the airport with this friend. Suddenly, the lights turned off.
The friend started to tell a story about a criminal that hid in the airport to escape the police, in a stormy afternoon, but got stuck and died.
That criminal wanted revenge, because nobody helped him.
The friend pointed to one corridor and told the boy that the man died in there.
The boy said it was just a stupid story, and his friend challenged him to go to that corridor.
And so he did.
In that moment, the figure of a man with his back turned to the boys appeared behind him.
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List by saz19126 posted over a year ago
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Please note that these are all my opinion so some of these may perhaps not be to everyone's tastes but there we are. Also these aren't in any particular order - it would take forever to put them all in an order lol. I won't bore 당신 with too much 글쓰기 - surely you're just after the pictures right? :) Oh and lastly for the actors I've only put my favourite film/tv show that they've been in - it's not that I'm being ignorant about their other work

1.
Name: Kris Lemche (Actor)
From: Final Destination 3
Character: Ian McKinley
Attraction: His gothy style in this film - haven't seen him in anything else to compare with



2.
Name: Michael Urie (Actor)
From: Ugly Betty
Character: Marc St James
Attraction: His cheeky chappy smile and his hair - although he is unfortunately gay



3.
Name: Hugh Jackman (Actor)
From: 봉고차, 반 Helsing / X-Men
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Fan fiction by iLuvLouisCarrot posted over a year ago
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“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are 당신 really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he said that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can 당신 tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you, but he’d kill me.”
Once again, the crowd filled with gasps. The 고양이 outta the bag. I was planning to get Harry back and say that im dating him when she asked.
“Are 당신 saying 당신 are… gay Louis?” I nodded.
“Oh my god Louis, who is it?!”
The crowd went absoloutley crazy. I panicked and glanced over at Harry, he looked as panicked as I did. It wasn’t supposed to get like this.
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Opinion by x-menobsessed26 posted over a year ago
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NEW MEXICO CHILI COOK OFF

If 당신 can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying 의해 the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If 당신 pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.


For those of 당신 who have lived in New Mexico, 당신 know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time 할로윈 comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza. Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL.


Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in... I was assured 의해 the other two judges (Native New Mexicans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free 맥주 during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge 3."
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Opinion by energizerbunny posted over a year ago
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당신 know how some of these 모델 and 여배우 say "beauty is on the inside" & "you don't have to be thin to be beautiful" etc?



I find that a little ingenuine. I get that they're trying to encourage people and be role models. But they go on interviews and say all that then they turn around and starve themselves because they're scared to gain weight 또는 they dress slutty because "that's what men like"
It makes no sense.



Also, I think it's kind of easy to say "it's on the inside that counts" and "you don't have to be thin to be beautiful" when 당신 ARE thin and ARE beautiful and men fall all over you.


I know most models/actresses mean well when they say that, but it's just hard for me to buy.


Now when someone who's not really pretty, not really successful, and not skinny says all that, then I'll believe it.
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List by Bond_Of_Fury posted over a year ago
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I decided to create a list of twenty of my personal favourite hard rock songs.

No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.

1. "Highway Star", 의해 Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", 의해 Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", 의해 Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", 의해 ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", 의해 Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", 의해 Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", 의해 Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", 의해 Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", 의해 Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", 의해 Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", 의해 The Runaways
12. "Mother, 의해 Danzig
13. "Voodoo", 의해 Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", 의해 Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", 의해 Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", 의해 Autograph
17. "I 사랑 당신 Period", 의해 Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", 의해 Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", 의해 Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", 의해 Kansas
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Fan fiction by YoYoLover4Ever posted over a year ago
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The scene starts with Yoyo walking the park; bored out of his fricking mind; a set-up for a party behind him as he looks down at the dog at his feet.

"Where the Hell is everyone...?" he mutters to himself as he kicks the dog in front of him. "I thought there was gonna be a party..." Yoyo sighs and kicks the dog again so hard; the dog turns around and bites his ass. Yoyo; out of frustration; kicked the dog powerfully.

The dog yelps and runs away; leaving Yoyo all alone to his boredom again. "Fuck...WHERE IS EVERYONE!" Yoyo finally cries out; and then decides to break into the local liquor store and steals some drinks for the party.
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