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posted by selenagomezfan7
Sel found out the awful news while she attending a 음악회, 콘서트 in L.A., and immediately left to go home.
Selena Gomez's mom Mandy had a miscarriage this weekend. It's really sad news.

A miscarriage means something went wrong with Mandy's pregnancy and she 로스트 the baby. Selena had officially announced she was going to be a big sister just three weeks earlier.
















Sel found out the awful news while she attending a 음악회, 콘서트 in L.A., and immediately left to go home. She canceled some of her upcoming concerts too.

Demi immediately sent a tweet to Selena saying "I 사랑 you." Selena's going to need 프렌즈 like Demi to get her through this tough time.

Let's hope Selena and her family make it through this difficult time.


Selena Gomez's mom Mandy had a miscarriage this weekend. It's really sad news.
posted by energizerbunny
No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, 당신 can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks


If 당신 wanna gain a little weight all 당신 have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!


No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks 당신 what your size is 또는 how much 당신 weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror


I mean when 당신 think of women 당신 think of Petite. Right??



I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
if someone is annoying you, just say "they're not even worth my time."


if someone is making 당신 upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."


if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."


if someone doesn't like the way 당신 are, 또는 they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, 또는 don't accept me at all."


if someone is bullying 당신 for "no reason", it's because they like you, 또는 is jealous of you, 또는 it's the spirits clashing.
posted by ShiningsTar542
Here's a breakdown of the most searched "real names" on Yahoo! over the past week. Surprisingly!..

1. Martin Sheen real name (Ramon Estevez)

2. Lady Gaga real name (Stefani Germanotta)

3. Triple H real name (Paul Michael Levesque)

4. Meat Loaf real name (Marvin Lee Aday)

5. Nate Dogg real name (Nathaniel Hale)

6. Charlie Sheen real name (Carlos Estevez)

7. 담홍색, 핑크 real name (Alecia Moore)

8. Nicki Minaj real name (Onika Tanya Maraj)

9. Judy Garland real name (Frances Ethel Gumm)

10. Flo Rida real name (Tramar Dillard)

11. Miley Cyrus birth name (Destiny Hope Cyrus)

12. Katy Perry real name (Katheryn Hudson)...
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posted by TheRealSexyKate
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?

A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.

Q: Why did the redneck 십자가, 크로스 the road?

A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.

Q: Why did the one-handed man 십자가, 크로스 the road?

A: To get to the 초 hand shop.

Q: Why did the turkey 십자가, 크로스 the road?

A: Because he wasn't a chicken.

Q: Why did the fat turkey 십자가, 크로스 the road?

A: To get hit 의해 my car.

Q: Why did the woman 십자가, 크로스 the road?

A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Jenni Peter and Tina were thinking of a way to find out who was trying to wreck their house then all of a sudden there was a noise and it was coming from Tina's room. Tina got mad cause she doesnt let ANYONE besides Peter and Jenni and herself in her room. she was about to stomp over to her room but Jenni stepped in front of her and tried to calm Tina down Peter helped out with trying to calm Tina down as well. Tina sighed calming down after that they all went to Tina's room when they opened the door they were all shocked Tina's cd's were all broken her paintings...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy 곰 on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some 음식 while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the 부엌, 주방 and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the 부엌, 주방 was when Tina got 집 she saw what the 부엌, 주방 was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their 집 the Teddy 곰 was hiding in the 부엌, 주방 cupboard as it chuckled...
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" Once up on a time there was a girl wh hated justin bieber when she met him she didn't notice him. Justin Bieber was really surprised. Justin Bieber camed up to the girl and asked for her wuts ur name.
JB: 저기요 baby, wuts ur name?
the girl was so irritated with him that she couldn't help her self but...
GIRL: f**k away from me
JB: what are u going to do, luv
GIRL: luv?!
the girl kicked him real hard in his private. whwn justin bieber stood up he headed straight for her. she pushed him away on to the road. luckly he walked away before the bus smacked him. she was just about to take out her knife...
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posted by JoannaVonDoom
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for 당신 당신 twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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posted by BlackSunshine
LOL I found this on the internet.

INTERESTING FACTS

1. If 당신 yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, 당신 would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)



2. If 당신 fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's 더 많이 like it)



3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

(In my 다음 life I want to be a pig)

(How'd they figure this out, and why?)



4. Banging your head against a 벽 uses 150 calories an hour.

(Still can't get over that pig thing)

(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)



5. Humans...
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posted by twilightgirl2
A fwd I got:

The teacher told Pepito to make sentences with his spelling words
1.cheese=Maria likes me but cheese fat
2.mushroom=wen all my 프렌즈 get in the car, there isn't mushroom
3.shoulder=my friend didn't know how to make a 타코 so I shoulder
4.texas=my friend always texas me fwds
5.herpes=me and my friend shared a piza, I got my piece and she got herpes
6.july=ju told me ju were going to the store and july to me! !! Julyer!!!!!
7.rectum=I had two cars, but my wife rectum
8.chicken=I was going to tje store with my wife but chicken go 의해 herself
9.wheelchair=we only have one soda but ita ok wheelchair
10.chicken wing=my mom plays the lottery so chicken wing
11.liver=a bully was messing wit my sister and I told him to liver alone
12.bodywash=I wanted to go to the bar but no bodywash my kids
13.budweiser=that woman over there has a nice body, budweiser her face so ugly
posted by invadercalliope
Ok let me tell 당신 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy


1)Put your arm around a person 당신 don't know

2)Then twirl another 랜덤 persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a 랜덤 persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool 노래 the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and show them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a 랜덤 person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
posted by Mallory101
1. If 당신 are right handed, 당신 will tend to chew your 음식 on your right side. If 당신 are left handed, 당신 will tend to chew your 음식 on your left side.

2. If 당신 stop getting thirsty, 당신 need to drink 더 많이 water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep 당신 from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz 모토 is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best 또는 nothing”.


6. The 타이타닉 was the first ship to use the SOS signal....
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posted by jessicamc26
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up 의해 노래 바닷가, 비치 Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say 당신 taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10....
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posted by disneyboy122
When i think about her, my face turns red. My body freezes and its as if time stands still.when I think about her, I feel no pain come to me. When I think about her, i wish she could be. When I think about her, it makes me feel confident. When i think about her, I feel like i could fly. Fly far away with her. I go to sleep and still think about her. When i wake up in the morning i'll think about her. I feel free when I think about her.She gives me purpose, and thinking about her would always make my 일 better. I 사랑 her, and no matter what, I won't give up.
posted by Shelly_McShelly
Anagrams

An Anagram, as 당신 all know, is a word 또는 phrase made 의해 transposing 또는 rearranging the letters of another word 또는 phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way too much time to waste 또는 is deadly at Scrabble. When 당신 rearrange the letters:

Dormitory .................................. Dirty Room

Evangelist................................. Evil's Agent

Desperation.............................. A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code..................... Here Come Dots

Slot Machines......................... Cash 로스트 in 'em

Animosity...................................
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posted by 789703011
1. What is your natural hair color?
Dark brown

2. Where was your ID pic taken?
home

3. What's your middle name?
anne

4. Your current relationship status?
Single just got dumped

5. Honestly, does your crush like 당신 back?
yes

6. What is your current mood?
hunger

7. What's the color of your underwear?
blue...

8. What is one thing that makes 당신 happy?
pizza

9.Who was the last person 당신 cuddled with?
it was probably my kitty!

10. If 당신 could go back in time, and change
the idea of tackin this 퀴즈

11. If 당신 MUST be an animal for ONE day-
I'd be a cat because they can just lay around all day...
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When 당신 get jealous of luke because his light saber is double the size of yours

You found this page with intentions of locating the 별, 스타 Wars "greek" club.

You would 사랑 to have Frank Oz stick his hand up your 나귀, 엉덩이 so 당신 can be as wise as Yoda

When 당신 get into a fight, 당신 automaticly find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...

If 당신 get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.

When 당신 spend time watching the 별, 스타 Wars trilogy because 당신 think there will be a test on it later.

You 펀치 out trekkies who say "Death 별, 스타 my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9"....
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" Every human thinks different things are right and different things are wrong. Whether something is normal 또는 not, it is still different for every person. Happiness is the same way -- everyone has their own definition of it. " ----Yuko Ichihara

"Believe none of what 당신 hear and only half of what 당신 see" ------ my grandfather

"No ghosts exist. 당신 can see them, hear them, and touch them. But they do not exist. Which is why science dissmises them. But to claim they are a fabrication and do not exist because science ignores them is a mistake. Because ghosts are real." ----Natsuhiko Kyogoku

"If...
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