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posted by RustyandJuneP
Hey, I Was Watching That New Show Called A.N.T. Farm, and I Said, "That looks Fimilier." Then It Poped Up Into my Head, "RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

Here's A Quote From a Wikipedia 기사 About A.N.T. Farm:

"A.N.T. Farm centers around Chyna Parks (China Anne McClain), an 11-year-old 음악 prodigy, who has just become the newest A.N.T. (Advanced Natural Talents) in the A.N.T. program at Webster High School in San Francisco, California."

Does That Sound Familer, Now Here's a Quote Fom The Wikipedia 기사 about Victorious:

"The show follows main character Tori Vega (Victoria Justice) who is accepted into Hollywood Arts High School, after taking her sister Trina's (Daniella Monet) place in a showcase."

And Thed Main Chariters Have A Older Sibling:
Tori Vega: Tirina Vega
Chyna Ann Parks: Cameron Parks

Anyone Get Me, 당신 Should This Is Serious Bidness!!!
Today I interview my role play characters Ryuu and Hiru. Ryuu and Hiru are Foreign exchange students from two different states America who end up in the same school In Japan. Ryuu met Hiru when he bumped into her on his 초 일 of school, Hiru was late for the first 일 of school 의해 one day.

1. What is your 가장 좋아하는 food?
Hiru: I don’t know, whatever they give me I guess
Ryuu: Japanese food, like pocky. :3

2. Why do 당신 like Japan?
Hiru: People are a little better behaved there unlike those American Idiots.
Ryuu: Because 일본 is awesome. :D

3. What is your opinion on the A-bombs dropped in Japan?...
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posted by nmdis
"Everything You're Not"

I've been bruised and I've been broken
Can't believe that I have put up with all this pain
I've been used and I was choking on the promise
I would never fall again

I used to sing to your twisted symphony
The words that had me trapped inside your misery
But now I know
The reason why I couldn't breathe

'Cause all I want is everything you're not
So go ahead and slam the door
'Cause 당신 can't shut me out
And no I don't, I don't care what 당신 say
'Cause all I really, all I really want
Is everything you're not

Never gonna break my 심장 again
Everything you're not...
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posted by TheRealSexyKate
IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. 
AT WORK ... 당신 spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. 

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. 
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and 당신 pay for it. 

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior 
AT WORK...you get 더 많이 work for good behavior 

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. 
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. 

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. 
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games. 

IN PRISON...you...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
The moment 당신 took your life
I felt mine ended too.
If I could only turn back time
there’s so much I would undo.

I didn’t see the warning signs.
당신 held them deep inside.
Struggles 당신 were going through
당신 did so well to hide.

I’m left with guilt and sorrow,
and confusion as to why
당신 didn’t tell me of your pain
and felt 당신 had to die.

The Sadness of the sight was just to much to bare
And now its me lying here
Cold,Crimson and Dead

당신 will never know how I feel inside,
The pain that still resides,
Happiness was once in my life,
Those days have long since ceased.
posted by PsychadelicSkye
60 Fun ways to order a pizza

1. If using a touch-tone, press 랜덤 numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

4. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

5. Tell the order taker a rival 피자 place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

6. Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

7. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly...
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posted by ssook78
fred: ok SO I 사랑 ICE CREMA AND CAKE AND STUFF keth: ur weird
me: FRED! calm down ur going to fast! OK OK CUT THE SHOW CUT THE SHOW! ok i think he ate to much 캔디 freddd fred: OK I A- *falls on ground
me: OH MY GOSH 프레드 당신 OK!! ice cream o_o
posted by holly-cow-noooo

I know I promised I'd never make 당신 cry;
I know it hurts but please dry your eyes.

I will give to 당신 whatever 당신 need;
A hug, a kiss, just tells me please.

To see 당신 cry is a terrible sight;
Just let me 사랑 당신 and I'll hold 당신 tight.

I'll do anything 당신 want to make 당신 proud;
I'll climb the highest peak and yell your name aloud.

I 사랑 당신 to much to see 당신 cry;
Please sweetheart don't say goodbye.

Don't push me away I must stay near;
To gently wipe away your tears.

If we must truly say goodbye;
One 더 많이 time just close your eyes.

And let us share one final kiss;
For 당신 are the love, I will forever miss.
" Every human thinks different things are right and different things are wrong. Whether something is normal 또는 not, it is still different for every person. Happiness is the same way -- everyone has their own definition of it. " ----Yuko Ichihara

"Believe none of what 당신 hear and only half of what 당신 see" ------ my grandfather

"No ghosts exist. 당신 can see them, hear them, and touch them. But they do not exist. Which is why science dissmises them. But to claim they are a fabrication and do not exist because science ignores them is a mistake. Because ghosts are real." ----Natsuhiko Kyogoku

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posted by invadercalliope
I hope 당신 enjoy!
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and 당신 failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail 당신 out of jail, a best friend will be sitting 다음 to 당신 saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the 육지, 쇼 어 like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made 당신 smile
8:Clear as a 벨 my nody said "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...
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posted by cloudstrifefan
Everything 당신 can do with both a ruler and a compass,you can do with a compass alone.

The number symbol,#,is also known as an "octothorpe".

Cats sleep twice as much as people-up to 18 hours per day.

An ancient Greek vase from around 500 BC shows a boy playing with a yo-yo.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia (approx. 40 million)as there are people.

"Almost" is the longest common word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Human thigh 본즈 are stronger than concrete.

In Alaska's Matanuska Vally,the long hours of sunlight have been used to grow giant vegetables...
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1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on 또는 off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of 당신 just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.


8.Crack open your 서류 가방 또는 purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name 태그 to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent...
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Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny 당신 think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: 다음 to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: 다음 to my house

3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started...
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posted by Bluekait
Night time sharpens, heightens each sensation
Darkness stirs and wakes imagination

Silently the senses abandon their defenses
Slowly, gently night unfurls its splendor
Grasp it, sense it, tremulous and tender
Turn your face away from the garish light of day
Turn your thoughts away from cold unfeeling light
And listen to the 음악 of the night

Close your eyes and surrender to your darkest dreams
Purge your thoughts of the life 당신 knew before
Close your eyes, let your spirit start to soar
And 당신 live as you've never lived before

Softly, deftly, 음악 shall caress you
Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you...
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posted by ShadowYJ
This is just something i made while i was bored-hope 당신 like it!

사랑 is strong, stronger than a typhoon
사랑 is friendship, It shall never die 또는 fade away
사랑 is death, 당신 would risk your life for the person 당신 사랑
사랑 is a drug, so hard to get rid off
사랑 is chocolate, sweet and pleasant
사랑 is champagne, so bubbly and bright
사랑 is sunset, dim and peaceful
사랑 is special, unique and remarkable
사랑 is super-glue, so tight and permanent
사랑 is spring, fresh like 꽃
사랑 is music, melodic and beautiful
사랑 is a kiss, seeing fireworks behind your eyelids
사랑 is butterflies, roaming madly in your tummy
사랑 is your inner-voice, telling 당신 to go for it
사랑 is your body, aching all over for that person
사랑 is life, from beginning to end to paradise
Lastly: 사랑 is love, the thumping of your heart.
posted by Aimee147
NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President 또는 Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a 년 plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.


LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

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posted by LittleOtaku1
Kakuzu: gettin tired?
Hidan: fuck yah...
Kakuzu: dont yawn
Kakuzu: yawn
Hidan: ....
Kakuzu: dont yawn...
Hidan: ..........
Hidan: yawn
Hidan: FUCK!!
Kakuzu: HA!! i knew 당신 would yawn!
Hidan: your an asshole. *sticks up middle finger*
Kakuzu: yah, i know.
Kakuzu: and i dont give a shit :D
Hidan: t(-_-t)
Kakuzu: ...

it needs to be longer, so
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posted by LOLerz25
 The Shit List
The Shit List
(Taken from 1069@urbandictionary.com)

**The Ghost Shit**
-The kind where 당신 feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.

**The Clean Shit**
-The kind where 당신 feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.

**The Wet Shit**
-You wipe your 나귀, 엉덩이 fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So 당신 end up putting toilet paper between your 나귀, 엉덩이 and your underwear so 당신 don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.

**The 초 Wave Shit**
-This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and 당신 suddenly realize...
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My partner, Robert Goren, and his leg is that he does that moment, because the 다음 thing I need a abandoned warehouse.
Eames, help me turn over the head and everything goes black.
My partner, Robert Goren, and slip into a warm water feels good, and begins to my house.
I blink twice before I get a better look at where have I just happen to my house.
I know, somebody hits me over the head He's got a shower.
I get lonely.
I get lonely.
I want to the crime scene.
The body of grey sweatpants, and over.
I need a tad bit too much.
I can't believe I just said that, I unlock the same apartment building...
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posted by Alexyss_Cullen
당신 came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one 일 embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I 사랑 the special bond that we beutifully share,
I 사랑 the way 당신 show u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever 안전한, 안전 within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...
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