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posted by I_love_Mikey
Before 당신 read this, note that this is not in anyway encouraging the abuse of illegal, 또는 even legal substances. This is simply stating that it will take 당신 down a dark road - one that once 당신 start, 당신 can't go back. You'll be falling through quicksand, without arms, and no one's going to pull 당신 out.

I am lost.
An impossible path I'd sought.
But only treachery it brought.
And pre-decided fights I had fought -
All of which I, unfortunately, lost.

Loved, I am, and also feared.
Silence blares, it rings out clear.
Yet, we stay together, huddled near.
The silence is still all I can hear.

Lies persist...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
my thoughts at the moment..

i dont know what people see anymore.
i think 더 많이 people decide what it is they really saw, jsut to make them feel better.
Because anything can be anything 당신 want it to be.

i dont think 당신 relize it when your changing, because your always feeling normal, its takes someone to look at you, that someone doesn't have to know you, to tell 당신 your wrong about self.

The biggest mistake 당신 can make it letting someone too close, because like newtons first law, one will continue to do whatever it is doing unless a force interuppts. That force can be anything....
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posted by kk99aa
*ps: G.A.B= gang against bullying*

I ran into the elementary school.My P.D.B.D (personal daily bully detector )was beeping like crazy! "This must be the place!" I said as i entered the hallways of the school."I hope the rest of the gang comes." I muttered under my breath as I rounded the corner only for my P.D.B.D ring like crazy.My eyes widend as I saw the wrost case of bullying i have ever seen. The kid's underwear was in a texas wedgie and they were smoking.The bully was smiling and for a 초 i thought of the devil.I sighed a sigh of relief when the rest of the gang arrived."Stop...
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posted by Mallory101
This should probably be taped
to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
당신 may not realize it,
but it's 100% true.

1. There are at least two people in this world
that 당신 would die for.

2.. At least 15 people in this world
사랑 당신 in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate 당신
is because they want to
be just like you.

4. A smile from 당신 can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't
like you.

5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about 당신
before they go to sleep.

6. 당신 mean the world to someone.

7. 당신 are special and unique.

8. Someone that 당신 don't even know exists loves you.

9. When 당신 make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.

10. When 당신 think the world
has turned its back on 당신
take another look.

11. Always remember the compliments 당신 received.
Forget about the rude remarks.
Welcome of my 할로윈 inspired movie reviews.

I been 읽기 many of Wind's reviews only to realize "I SUCK at reviewing".. But also, his 할로윈 review did give me a review.. Lets talk about the third..

Now, firstly. Movie two, that was suppose to be the end of Michael.. The producer wanted different stories.. Different villain s.. But people just wanted Michael. So they were forced to revive him. Hense why the 영화 became worse and worse.. Even after 할로윈 H20 gave us the perfect death. No, it wasn't enough for people.. Just like Jason and Freddy. Michael had to be done to death.....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A green 1970 Ford 반 야생마, 무스탕, 무스 탕 was going through Watkins Glen

Commander Kane: *Standing 다음 to two men* Thanks for letting us rent your track. Johnny wanted to test out his new set of wheels.
Man 53: Anytime.
Man 95: If he used that 반 야생마, 무스탕, 무스 탕 in Nascar, he'd probably win. He set some good times so far.
Johnny: *Stops at the finish line*
Commander Kane: 당신 done?!
Johnny: Yeah! Let's go home!
Commander Kane: Everything's already been paid for?
Man 53: Yeah. 당신 two have a good one.

Back in Langley, Johnny had an idea.

Johnny: *Has his watch connected to a computer*
Commander Kane: *Walks into the room* What...
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I missed my chance.. I'm always one 년 behind in this show.. But now that their showing every episode in order, to prepare for the new season 7, so I'm getting my chance.

I'm so excited, especially cause it has Steven Ogg in it now. (AKA, this guy).

It's pretty easy to say that Grand Theft Auto did a lot for this guy, cause now just about everyone knows who he is.

It's weird how he always protrays nutcase's like Trevor, when the real Steve Ogg is such a nice guy from what I can tell.

But still, the guy that portrayed Trevor Phillips.
How can that NOT be awesome for the dark, violent, nature of a show like Walking Dead?

Where, even someone as kind hearted as Rick Grimes has murdered people in cold blood, in newer seasons he doesn't even feel remorse anymore.

But, yeah.. Steve Ogg.. I'm excited :)
(I made this around two years 이전 and never finished it so..... HERE 당신 GO. XD)

(By the way, this was originally going to be a video so expect to see some *Insert Here* moments. :P Not that it matters, I doubt anyone will even read all this anyways but WHATEVER. ENJOY.)

Ah, Atari. A classic game company that made so many classic titles. Among those were some of my personal favorites, 지네, 지 네 and Millipede. First off, Centipede, released in 1981, was a vertically oriented shoot em up classic designed 의해 Ed Logg, who also made Super Breakout and co-developed the game Asteroids with Lyle Rains....
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posted by whatsupbugs
Hi. Whatsupbugs here. Ever since I was born, I've been a guy. Deep down, something's not felt right, for years.

As time went on, I started picking up what was going on. Deep down, I felt like I wanted to be a female. There were times where I practically forgot I was a guy.

Nothing has really change though. I'm still a guy, but another thing that hasn't changed is that I often feel like I'm a female.

I get easily scared, due to being autustic and having various aniexty issues and lots of self-doubt. This topic of my gender has been hard for me to bring up, but it felt like something I should share.

I once told my family I wanted to be a female and they had no problem with that. Despite that, I haven't really done anything to change my gender.

I believe people should be allowed to be any gender they want. If 당신 are someone who is dealing with that type of stuff, please know that 당신 have my support and 당신 can private-message me anytime. Thank 당신 for reading.
posted by MarMar_XigLux
“ Killing someone with a spoon is not bad, but I prefer the chainsaw it's faster.”
~ Serial Killer on spoons

You found out 당신 hate someone. No, not just hate. 당신 FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, 당신 wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then 당신 be like "omgomgomg" and then...
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posted by Saturnluv39
It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach 당신 all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now 당신 know how to do it!
Now, if 당신 want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and show your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if 당신 win, 당신 get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If 당신 are a winner check everything on your profile.
1) when meeting them for the frist time walk up to him/her and say "thanks 당신 for having me, i will try not to bit 당신 또는 the....others" like a evil sad little girl/boy

2) if ur teachers yell at you, 또는 u get into a fight in front of him.her say "fine, i'll just go back to my bunny friends" then stand tall and look proud an say "i'm a bad bunny."

3) be frist in line all the time, and if someone is infront of 당신 start a debat on who should be frist

4)ask the teacher to hold your hand while going down the stairs. re-peat this untill they say no then start crying and say "did ur father/mother do...
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it was on the net, don't blame me if it's crap.

1. Walk up to 2 girls with a cup in your hand, give it to one of them and say "WHOA TWO GIRLS ONE CUP!" then look seriously at them, say "Disgusting." and briskly walk away.

2. When 당신 see a group of people, follow them around and act as if 당신 belong with them, when they laugh, 당신 laugh, and after a while, when they're talking about something speak up and say "YEAH I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT 당신 MEAN!" then, when they look at you, just nod at them and say "Afternoon." and walk away.

3. Walk into McDonalds and say at the counter "Hey, have 당신 got anything...
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1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is given to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask 당신 any 질문 tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick 당신 out...
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posted by Irk_Invader_Eve
I am here. I am everywhere
Every place you've been I have waited
Every face you've seen I have worn
I have not one name but thousands
I come on the wings of an epidemic
Of a massacre
A lone scream in the night
Announced 의해 the distant thunder of a war
or the bleat of the slaughtered calf
I visit the dying in their burning skin
Devour the bodies of the sick
I crush the hearts of the hopeful as I dance on the backs of the weak
Your greatest fears are my delight
With your cries 당신 invite me in
I am the betrayal 당신 could not have seen
The killer 당신 thought 당신 knew
One 일 I will be your mother 또는 your...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Yup. 제목 says it all. Let's start, shall we?

The 로스트 Hero...in my pants.
The Sum of all Fears...in my pants.
Green Eggs and Ham...in my pants.
Fairy School Dropout...in my pants.
Washington's Crossing...in my pants.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid...in my pants.
Lock and Key...in my pants.
Merciless...in my pants.
Citizen Soldiers...in my pants.
Joy of Cooking...in my pants.
Emotional Intellegence...in my pants.
Good to Great...in my pants.
Twenty Wishes...in my pants.
Finally...in my pants.
Cross My 심장 and Hope to Spy...in my pants.
I'd Tell 당신 I 사랑 You, but then I'd Have to Kill You...in my pants.
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) 일본 is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...
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posted by invadercalliope
These 인용구 are 인용구 with differnt meanings of 가는 리본, 흰 족제비 또는 just the animal.
“If a 가는 리본, 흰 족제비 bites 당신 it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the views are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, 당신 can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to 가는 리본, 흰 족제비 it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and 가는 리본, 흰 족제비 it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
posted by greenstergirl
I if 당신 want this to be funny, 당신 might want to read 또는 watch the harry potter 영화 and books. If 당신 already have the just read.

1.    Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2.    Tell him that he should get plastic surgery. When he’s done say :I told 당신 당신 had a pig nose!!”
3.    Wake him up 의해 노래 바닷가, 비치 Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...’
4.     Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say 당신 taught him everything he knows.
5.     Ask him when...
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