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Opinion by dinu12 posted over a year ago
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1. My life is likely to last ten to fifteen years. Any separation from 당신 will be painful: remember that before 당신 get me.

2. Give me time to understand what 당신 want of me.

3. Place your trust in me—it is crucial to my well being.

4. Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.

5. 당신 have your work, your entertainment, and your friends. I only have you.

6. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understand your words, I understand your voice.

7. Be aware that however 당신 treat me, I will never forget.

8. Remember before 당신 hit me that I have sharp teeth that could easily hurt you, but I choose not to bite 당신 because I 사랑 you.

9. Before 당신 scold me for being uncooperative, obstinate, 또는 lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I might not be getting the right food, 또는 I have been out too long, 또는 my 심장 is getting too old and weak.
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Opinion by dinu12 posted over a year ago
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1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! 당신 threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! 당신 only wish 당신 could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like 베이컨 and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont 당신 fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping me out.
12) Let me tell 당신 the secret to licking your own balls...
13) Gotta catch the tail... Gotta catch the tail... Gotta--
14) Ooh. I don't feel well. Barf... 저기요 look, 더 많이 food!
15) Ohboy Ohboy A ball Throw me the ball C'mon throw me the ball
16) Frankly, grandma's breathe is worse than mine
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List by haydensfan posted over a year ago
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당신 think your 프렌즈 in 사랑 but your not sure heres how to tell
1.If its a boy he does stuff to get her attention(burp,fart,ect.)
2.For girls she acts strangely in front of her crush
3.She talks about him for an annoyingly long time.
4. He annoys and bullies his crush
5.He 또는 she acts strangely
6.He sends a 사랑 letter
7.Set up a 날짜 and send a friend to spy.
8.Tease your friend about his 또는 her crush.
9.Ask your friend to bring a special girl 또는 boy if talking to a girl.
10.Play Truth 또는 Dare and hope he 또는 she picks truth.












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Article by E-Scope90 posted over a year ago
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Every year, nearly four million 고양이 are eaten in Asia.h
On average, 고양이 spend 2/3 of every 일 sleeping. That means a nine-year-old cat has been awake for only three years of its life.i
Unlike dogs, 고양이 do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor.d
When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level. 개 and humans bob their heads up and down.i
The technical term for a cat’s hairball is a “bezoar.”f
A group of 고양이 is called a “clowder.”g
Female 고양이 tend to be right pawed, while male 고양이 are 더 많이 often left pawed. Interestingly, while 90% of humans are right handed, the remaining 10% of lefties also tend to be male.l

A cat cannot climb head first down a 나무, 트리 because its claws are curved the wrong way A cat can’t climb head first down a 나무, 트리 because every claw on a cat’s paw points the same way. To get down from a tree, a cat must back down.i
고양이 make about 100 different sounds. 개 make only about 10.i
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Guide by E-Scope90 posted over a year ago
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As of 2008, Harry Potter 책 have sold over 400 million copies and have been translated into 67 languages.i
A picture of Gandalf the Grey (from The Lord of the Rings) can be seen in the collection of great wizards in Professor Dumbledore’s study in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.f
Author J. K. Rowling recently revealed that Dumbledore is gay and he had a crush on the wizard Grindelwald, whom he later defeated in a wizard duel.a
As every Potter 팬 knows, Dementors are deadly, magical, wraith-like creatures. Rowling revealed that they represent depression and that they were based on her own experience with the disease. The remedy to lighten the effects of a Dementor is chocolate.e
    


Rowling is the first author billionaire

Rowling is the first person to become a billionaire (U.S. dollars) 의해 글쓰기 books.i
In 2007, Rowling was runner up for Time magazine’s Person of the Year.i
The death of Rowling’s mother from multiple sclerosis significantly influenced her writing, and death is a major theme throughout the Potter series.j
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Guide by E-Scope90 posted over a year ago
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I'm not trying to be abusive in any way, I just found this. I didn't write this.


Approximately 1-2% of humans, 또는 about two in 100 people in the world, have red hair.j
The ancient Greeks believed that redheads would turn into 뱀파이어 after they died.i
Otherwise dark hair may turn red 또는 blond in cases of severe protein deficiency due to starvation.c
Red is the rarest hair color in humans
The most rare hair color in humans is red.b
During the Middle Ages, a child with red hair was thought to be conceived during “unclean sex” 또는 during menstruation.b
Red hair doesn’t gray as much as other hair colors. Red hair initially tends to turn blond and then white.b
According to Hamburg sex researcher Dr. Werner Habermehl, women with red hair have 더 많이 sex than women with other hair colors. He also postulates that women in a relationship who dye their hair red may be signaling that they are unhappy and looking for something better.g
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Opinion by E-Scope90 posted over a year ago
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Between 10-12% of people on earth are “lefties.” Women are 더 많이 likely to be right-handed than men 의해 about 4 percentage points.i
August 13th is “Left-Hander’s Day.” Launched in 1992, this yearly event celebrates left-handedness and raises awareness of the difficulties and frustrations left-handers experience every 일 in a world designed for right-handers.c
At various times in history, left-handedness has been seen as many things: a nasty habit, a mark of the devil, a sign of neurosis, rebellion, criminality, and homosexuality. It has also been seen as a trait indicating creativity and musical abilities.b
Some scholars note that left-handers may be one of the last unorganized minorities in society because they have no collective power and no real sense of common identity. Additionally, left-handers are often discriminated against 의해 social, educational, and religious institutions. Social customs and even language set the left-hander apart as “different” and even “bad.”b
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Guide by E-Scope90 posted over a year ago
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The mind is typically defined as the organized totality 또는 system of all mental processes 또는 psychic activities of an individual.c
Many philosophers hold that the brain is a detector of the mind and that the mind is an inner, subjective state of consciousness.h
Philosophers have used a variety of metaphors to describe the mind, including a blank sheet, a hydraulic device with different forces operating in it, 또는 a 텔레비전 switchboard.h
Attempts to understand the mind go back at least to the ancient Greeks. Plato, for example, believed that the mind acquired knowledge through virtue, independently of sense experience. Descartes and Leibniz also believed the mind gained knowledge through thinking and reasoning—or, in other words, rationalism.c
In contrast to rationalists, empiricists, such as Aristotle, John Locke, and David Hume, believe that the mind gains knowledge from experience.c
Combining both rationalism and empiricism, Kant argued that human knowledge depends on both sense experience and innate capacities of the mind.c
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Opinion by E-Scope90 posted over a year ago
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I looked this up and it was really interesting.

The human brain weighs approximately 3.0 pounds. Human skin (all three layers) weighs approximately 20 pounds, intestines 7.5 pounds (large intestine: 4.0 lbs., small intestine: 3.5 lbs.), lungs 5 pounds (2.5 lbs. each), the liver 3.2 pounds, and the 심장 0.6 pounds.e
Déjà vu (French for “already seen”) has never been fully explained, though some scientists believe that a neurological glitch causes an experience to be registered in the memory before reaching consciousness.i
In 1955, Einstein’s brain was preserved for research
Albert Einstein’s brain was removed within seven hours of his death 의해 Princeton pathologist Thomas Stoltz Harvey (1912-2007). Harvey sectioned the preserved brain into 240 blocks and removed the eyes and gave them away. He kept pieces of the brain for himself and gave other pieces to other prominent pathologists. He was fired from Princeton Hospital because he refused to return the brain. Other brains that have been preserved include German mathematician Carl Friedrich Gauss, Vladimir Lenin, and the Native American Ishi.g
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Guide by E-Scope90 posted over a year ago
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Historically, sweat has been an active ingredient in perfume and 사랑 potions.g
In Bali, men believed a woman would fall in 사랑 if her suitor fed her a certain kind of leaf incised with the image of a god who sported a very large penis.e
The Mexican chief Montezuma considered 초콜릿 a “love drug” and drank 50 cups of 초콜릿 a 일 before visiting his harem of 600 women.a
Scientists suggest that most people will fall in 사랑 approximately seven times before marriage.h
Some individuals who claim never to have felt romantic 사랑 suffer from hypopituitarism, a rare disease that doesn’t allow a person to feel the rapture of love.e
Getting dumped often leads to “frustration attraction,” which causes an individual to 사랑 the one who dumped him 또는 her even more.f
    


사랑 is derived from the Sanskrit lubh, which means desire

The term “love” is from the Sanskrit lubhyati, meaning “desire.”i
“Love” in the sense of “no score” in 테니스 dates to 1792 and means “playing for love” or, in other words, playing for nothing.i Other scholars claim that "love" as a...
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Opinion by E-Scope90 posted over a year ago
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I looked this up and it was interesting.

The word “dream” is most likely related to the West Germanic draugmus, (meaning deception, illusion, 또는 phantom) 또는 from the Old Norse draugr (ghost, apparition) 또는 the Sanskrit druh (seek to harm 또는 injure).e
당신 cannot snore and dream at the same time.c
Adults dream off and on, for a total of about an 시간 and half to three hours every night.e
의해 the time we die, most of us will have spent a quarter of a century asleep, of which six years 또는 더 많이 will have been spent dreaming—and almost all of those dreams are forgotten upon waking.g
The average person has about 1,460 dreams a year. That’s about four per night.c
Egyptian pharaohs were considered children of Ra (Egyptian sun god) and, thus, their dreams were seen as being divine.e
In the Chinese province of Fu-Kein, people called on their ancestors for dream revelation 의해 sleeping on graves.e
Scientists suggest that the dreams of fetuses are mostly composed of sound and touch sensations, given the lack of visual stimuli in the womb.e
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Article by 101trx posted over a year ago
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Here's another one of my true funny stories that happened almost 3 yrs 이전 that also involves me, my sis and my aunt and uncle's house again. But our cousin josh was there too so he's part of it.
Here's what happened. It's pretty funny cause I'll never forget it :):

11/21/09-
It was a snowy 일 back at auntie and dan's house. Our cousin josh was passed out sleeping on the 침상, 소파 so beth came up with an idea on how to scare him.
We both went into the 부엌, 주방 and filled a pot up with water. This was our prank. After, we carried it back inside with us giggling until we were beside josh with the pot hovering over him.
When we were done mouthing one, two, three at each other, the two of us dumped all of the water out of the pot all over him.
Right after that, josh shoots up from the 침상, 소파 and races across the living room with eyes still closed and head lowered-running into everything else along the way until he crashes into the 벽 head-on and drops to the floor not moving!
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Opinion by Heidihi2 posted over a year ago
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Yo Mama House Is So Small
Yo mama house is so small that when she pur her key in the lock it broke the back window.

Yo Mama House Is So Dirty
Yo mama house is so dirty 당신 can't tell where the dirt stops and it begins.

Yo mama house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!

Yo Mama Head Is So Small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo Mama Head Is So Big
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo Mama Has
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.

Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses
Yo Mama Hair So Short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.

Yo Mama Glasses So Thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
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Article by Heidihi2 posted over a year ago
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Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…
I'm sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world's best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you'd think it'd be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into "Yo Mama" style.

Yo Mama Poetry
장미 are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest, as flat as her back?

장미 are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.

Yo Mama Comebacks
Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.

Let's get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now.

Tell Yo Mama
Tell Yo mama that I'm mad at her... and her jagged teeth. A circumcision is a one time procedure and I've already had mine.

Yo Mama’s Teeth
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.

Yo mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

Yo Mama So Stank
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News by Heidihi2 posted over a year ago
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American Twi-hards — bad news…don’t get TOO used to Robert Pattinson frolicking all over the States!
It sounds like the heartbroken Cosmopolis 별, 스타 won’t be hanging around here for too much longer!
R-Patz is getting ready to shoot his 다음 film, The Rover, an indie flick to be filmed in Australia and it seems like it’ll serve as a MUCH needed escape!
A 출처 revealed:
“Rob wants to get away for a while, and is looking 앞으로 to filming in the desert in Australia. He needs some space.”
We’d say the land down under is pretty much as far enough away from Kristen Stewart as he can get, LOLz!
Sounds like Rob will continue to keep busy — and hopefully, keep his mind off his broken relationship — when he films 퀸 Of The Desert this fall and Mission: Blacklist 다음 year!
KStew on the other hand…well, let’s just say things haven’t been shaping up too well!
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Opinion by Aqua_Rose posted over a year ago
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“Only once in your life, I truly believe, 당신 find someone who can completely turn your world around. 당신 tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything 당신 say and actually want to hear more. 당신 share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, 당신 can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with 당신 when 당신 are hurting 또는 laugh with 당신 when 당신 make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings 또는 make 당신 feel like 당신 are not good enough, but rather they build 당신 up and show 당신 the things about yourself that make 당신 special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy 또는 competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. 당신 can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of 당신 because they 사랑 당신 for who 당신 are. The things that seem insignificant to most people such as a note, song 또는 walk become invaluable treasures kept 안전한, 안전 in your 심장 to cherish forever. Memories of your childhood come...
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Article by australia-101 posted over a year ago
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IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
1. 당신 can't count your hair.
2. 당신 can't wash your eyes with soap.
3. 당신 can't breathe when your tongue is out.

Put your tongue back in fool!!!


10 Things I know about you...

1) 당신 are 읽기 this.
2) 당신 are human.
3) 당신 can't say the letter P without separating your lips.
4) 당신 just attempted to do it.
6) You're laughing at yourself.
7) 당신 have a smile on your face and 당신 skipped #5.
8) 당신 just checked to see if there is a #5.
9) 당신 laugh at this because 당신 are an idiot & everyone does it too.
10) 당신 are probably going to re-post this to see who else falls for it (Hee-Hee!)

Let me know if 당신 fell for it! :)
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Fan fiction by canal posted over a year ago
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The third story of beyong me

Blood stained the white 셔츠 I was wearing. "Oh great" I said sarcastically. Jonathan laughed "It's okay just throw it away when 당신 change" he said with a smirk-like grin. I gave him a confused look. "It's my shirt" he said. Mason wondered off into a huge cave. I grabbed Jonathan's hand and ran to catch up to Mason. "How did we get here" I asked remembering I only fell asleep. "Well considering whatyou are 당신 럼 주, 럼 off to places when 당신 sleep and 당신 summon people according to what problem your in" Mason explained. I looked at Jonathan my face making it look like Mason wad insane. "What I mean 의해 that is when 당신 called for help back in the ice place I came, because 당신 see I'm a master of ice and Jonathan, well he's both nature and darkness. Jonathan looked embarrassed. I gave him a smile but I knew he could tell it was forced. I slowly let go of Jonathan's hand and ran foreword I was dying inside. At the end of the cane there was only darkness. Until a small light buzzed about twenty feet away from me. Jonathan ran in with Mason at his heels. "This is for my queen" a female voice whispered through the dark. Jonathan's eyes widened A...
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Article by iluvinvaderzim posted over a year ago
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i handed in a scrumpled piece of homework to my teacher mr.ark. mr.ark turned out to be my my arch enemy arkitick. i grabbed my lunch kit and chucked it at him and he got a 간물, 피 클 lodged in his nose. he took the 간물, 피 클 out and started chasing me. he chased me out into the hallway and then into the 음악 room. he locked the door and slowly walked towards me while pulling a scythe out from behind the piano.he swung it at me and i dodged. i grabbed a tuba stuck it over his head and shoved him out the window.

"wow sophi that was an exiting sounding day" said kit, "to bad 당신 로스트 your lunch" said bobby, "well good night guys" i said and logged of fanpop. i was asleep before i hit the bed.

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Fan fiction by canal posted over a year ago
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This is part two of Beyond me just to let 당신 know



Jonathan grabbed my wrist and pulled into the room I was in. "Wait don' tell me this room is yours" I said almost begging. He nodded and fell back on the bed. I sighed. "Where do I sleep" I asked kind of hoping he'd say the floor since he obviously was sleeping in the bed. "In the 침대 if 당신 want" he smiled at me before pulling the covers over his head. I crawled in the 침대 and fell asleep. Ice covered the ground almost as if it were a ice skating rink.
My breath was like smoke escaping from my lungs disguised with a white puff. I carefully made my way to My ice covered car. As every breath I took I grew weaker almost as if I wasn't supposed to be able to breathe in this new ice world. "Is this right?" I shook my no the thought was ridiculous
I couldn't 옮기기 it was like I was paralyzed 또는 something. 겨울왕국 icicles shot out of buildings like bullets. "Help!" I yelled. As if my call summoned him a boy caught the icicles that were heading my way. "You have to be 더 많이 careful" he said with a smirk on his face. "I'm sorry" I said looking at my feet. The ice let go of me and I was pushed into his...
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Opinion by Invincible321 posted over a year ago
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1. Spend time with your family.
2. Eat a cupcake.
3. Blast your 가장 좋아하는 song.
4. Make a snow angel.
5. Smile.
6. Dance.
7. Go somewhere new.
8. Watch the stars.
9. Laugh.
10. Be silly.
11. Sing out loud.
12. Watch the sunset/sunrise.
13. Read a good book.
14. Bake and lick the spoon.
15. Have a water fight.
16. Stay up all night.
17. Jump on a trampoline.
18. Run in the rain.
19. Tell a joke.
20. Tell someone 당신 사랑 them and mean it.
21. Watch a scary movie.
22. Watch a storm.
23. Watch cartoons.
24. Hang out with your friends.
25. Walk around in bare feet.
26. Build a sandcastle and then destroy it.
27. Go to the beach.
28. Drink hot 초콜릿 in front of a fire.
29. Stay in your PJs all day.
30. Have a snowball fight.
31. Climb a tree.
32. Stop and smell the 꽃 (literally!)
33. Walk in dewy grass.
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Fan fiction by canal posted over a year ago
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LOL sorry just a story I wrote


Darkness rose out of the ground covering everthing in a two foot radious."Hello" I yelled with the darkness beckoning me. As I stood to my feet as saw him dark blue eyes and dark hair the fell in front of his eyes. I ran towards him but he vanished as I touched him. "No" I whispered to myself. I heard a voice that was unfurmilure. "Come to me" the soft voice said. As a sudden fog disappeared I saw him again. I walked over and put my hand on his arm. "Your real" I muttered.
He gave me a duh look and walked away. I reached my hand out slightly then dropped it back to my side. "Look," he said turning to face me " I don't know 당신 but yet I feel like I'm supposed to"
The darkness fell to the ground and we were in the forest. I looked at the ground almost in tears. He tapped me on the shoulder. I looked up at him with my eyes wide with fear. He just smiled but it was a beautiful smile. "Let's go on a walked he said grabbing my wrist. I just smiled and nodded.
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Article by 16falloutboy posted over a year ago
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♥Why do I 사랑 this gorgeous boy so much? Why do I adore his voice and talents? Why is it that he makes me feel happiness inside of my heart? No matter what problems I may face 또는 the people who get on my nerves, I know that he's there for me. I 사랑 him with all my heart. I 사랑 the way he sings, I 사랑 the way he looks, I 사랑 the way he says my name. He makes me feel special, he makes me feel wanted, he is the best thing that's ever happened to me. His name is my energy, it fills me up whenever I hear it. He's the most important thing in my life, he's the one who made me confident about my 노래 and drawing. People say he's not good for me, people say he's ugly and fat, people say we don't belong together but they're wrong....it's not about how someone looks, it's not about good looks and muscles, it's about the caring spirit inside someone's heart. He said he would always protect me, he said he'll always try to make me laugh when I'm upset, he said he'll make feel like the most special girl in the world. He loves me and cares for me. I never had a boyfriend who loved me 또는 told me that he loves me, all the boyfriends I had only cared about one thing and that thing was sex....
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Guide by Fitch posted over a year ago
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What's your personality type?

Picks/Polls
link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link
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List by flippy_fan210 posted over a year ago
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1.pant, growl, yell like flippy when you're mad.

2.when 당신 see 캔디 act all jittery like nutty and steal it.

3.steal stuff all the time and laugh like shifty and lifty.

4.act like lumpy, enough said.

5.act scared all the time like flaky.

6.act like 당신 have no hands.

7.never talk, only act out stuff like mime.

8.act like disco bear.

9.act like splendid.

10.act like the mole.

11.hide in the background like truffles.

12.sneak around all the time like sneaky.

13:sit still and hardly ever 옮기기 like cro-marmot.

14.say "Le" before everything like 쥐, 마우스 ka-boom

15.fight all the time like fliqpy.

16.talk like the 나무, 트리 friends.
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