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Canada24 finds his old reviews and post ten of what’s the best ones to him.

posted by Canada24

#1: JAWS:
Lets review the only movie of the series, that isn't complete shit.

A series starting with the stupidest moment is the 상어 jumping on the boat.. mean WHAT!?
And ends with a 상어 roaring, fucking roaring,
And a man escaping a plane being dragged down 의해 a 상어 and escapes without a scratch "and nobody asking how". And that Sharks travel thousands of miles for revenge, and turns out the said revenge was poorly planned out, cause Michael literary jumps into the water, and Jaws swims away, even though the entire point of Jaws coming all that was the sole purpose of killing Michael....

On The Block Episode 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, 상단, 맨 위로 Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines 상단, 맨 위로 Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.

Top Queer

Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder...

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Nik's 상단, 맨 위로 20 Games of 2020

posted by windwakerguy430

So 2020 was… a year. Can’t argue with those claims. But hey… some pretty good games came out.
So despite the state of the nightmare dimension that we currently find ourselves in, one thing I can say is that when it came to releases this year, 2020 fucking killed it. Honestly, I was just going to make this a 상단, 맨 위로 ten, but there were just so many games I wanted to talk about this year, and even still, I was upset that I had to cut some from the 상단, 맨 위로 twenty. Like Hades, Animal Crossing, Ori, Spider-Man, Resident Evil 3, so many other games to talk about. This was like my busiest 년 for gaming...

THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES; Full first season.. [orginally 게시됨 the episodes in 2015]

posted by Canada24

EPISODE 1:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a 랜덤 magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract 당신 as I steal your car.

Audience: (laughs and claps),

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) 당신 just been T-Jacked, bitch!

Audience: (cheers at this)

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CHiPs 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

In the first CHiPs 팬 fic, the Canterlot Highway Patrol dealt with ponies stealing cars. Now they're going to deal with robbers.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Larry Wilcox as Jon Baker
And Erik Estrada as Frank Poncherello in...

Jon & Frank: *On their police motorcycles, riding on the highway*
Frank: I can't wait to get my brand new Camaro partner.
Jon: I can't wait either. You've been talking about it so much, I think that everyone we chase drive's one of those, and I mess up our reports. *Turns right*

They were about to...

In-Indie - Limbo

posted by windwakerguy430

So Inside was a pretty critically acclaimed game that is pretty recent. Not as recent as some indie games I’ve discussed but I’d say it’s fresh in some people’s minds. But the creator of Inside, Playdead, is no stranger to mass critical acclaim. I think this is a game I’ve been waiting to play and discuss for a while, so allow me to introduce 당신 all to Limbo

I was tempted on saving Limbo for Corner of Horror instead of In-Indie, but I decided against it since, while atmospheric and pretty creepy at times, it’s not what I would consider a horror game. It’s as much a horror...

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132 Cures to Boredom.

posted by cute20k

1. Dial a 랜덤 number and confuse the person who 답변 의해 saying things like;
"Why did 당신 call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up 랜덤 statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a 랜덤 기사 like this.

4. At walmart 또는 somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, 또는 a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...

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22 reasons why being a guy is so much easier.

posted by Drisina

Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off 당신 aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so 당신 aren't the one stressed on birth control , 당신 do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 분 tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell 당신 at what 시간 to be 집 when 당신 in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than 집 as a teenager cause your parents...

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Ten ways to impress your guy/crush, A guide for women. :)

posted by pandawinx

Hi! :)
Here are the 상단, 맨 위로 ten to impress the guy 당신 like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what 당신 want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its 더 많이 important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my 프렌즈 heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she said thanks...

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Funny as hell poems. MUST READ

posted by iluvsmj

When you're happy and 당신 know it bomb Iraq
If 당신 cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If 당신 never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If 당신 think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...

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My 상단, 맨 위로 10 Best Female 노래 Voices of ALL TIME

posted by KataraLover

I've been planning to do this for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. I have voices of different variety and though some get a lot of criticism but I don't care. To me these women have such jaw dropping voices that never sises to amazing me. I'm going to name the singer, describe why I 사랑 her voice so much, and leave a link of where I think their voice sounds the best, whether if it's live, studio, 또는 movie. Please 코멘트 and please keep in mind this is just my opinion.

10.Liz Callaway

I've loved her voice ever since I was little and watched her in The 백조 Princess, Anastasia,...

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상단, 맨 위로 10 Interesting Psychology Facts

posted by randomgirl3000

1. Cognitive Dissonance - the idea that when we hold two conflicting thoughts 또는 beliefs, we unconsciously adjust to make one fit with the other. My social psychology professor gave an example of a student who values studying all the time, but 느슨한 바지, 바지 off when it comes to their 가장 좋아하는 텔레비전 show. So the student tells herself that watching the 텔레비전 helps her study later when it really doesn’t. However, telling herself that helped her eased the anxiety.

2. Hallucinations are common - one third of people 신고 experiencing hallucination at some point in time. Similarly, normal people...

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101 Things to Do When Your Bored

posted by OmegaLeader

101 things to do when your bored~
Original link

1. Look up urban legends, and/or ghost stories in your town. Investigate!

2. If 당신 live in a city with public transport (bus, train, subway), plan a trip using the transit system. Take some 프렌즈 along for company, 또는 just enjoy the ride and people-watch!

3. Get yourself a roll of quarters and find a video arcade.

4. Strike up a conversation with a total stranger.

5. Learn to tie sailors’ knots.

6. Volunteer. It’s fun and you’ll get good karma. :o)

7. Hang out with old people. They have great stories and sometimes need the company.

8. Perform...

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10 reasons why it's not good to be popular.

posted by hetaliaitaly

1.people excpect 당신 to be good all the time and stay the same

2.Your 프렌즈 get jelious when 당신 hang with other people.

3.more people then 당신 think hate 당신 and think your stuck up.

4.If your a mean 인기 person people might ditch you.

5.People talk about 당신 behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.

6.The teachers know not to put 당신 with your 프렌즈 because 당신 talk to much.

7.You hang out with alot of people but 더 많이 then 90% of them are just hanging out with 당신 because your popular.

8.If your a 인기 girl and 당신 have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling 당신 a slut.

9.If your a 인기 boy and 당신 have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.

10.if 당신 had a good friend and then 당신 became 인기 they might stop hanging out with 당신 because they think there not good enough.

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How To Ignore Haters,Be Original And Go Fulfill Your Dreams.

posted by koolkat-1104

I believe in my 심장 that we shouldn't have to change 또는 selves 또는 stop following our dreams just for someones approval because this is our life and they have to live theirs if we have a dream that our 심장 is at then we need to go after it and ignore those haters because they'll make 당신 stronger.For example if 당신 want to be a singer be a singer,If 당신 want to be an Artist be an artist.If 당신 want to be different and original than be original because 당신 have to fulfill your dreams.If 당신 stop because of haters ,you will never feel happy 또는 complete and you'll let the hater win 의해 giving...

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Omegle Comebacks

posted by Me_Iz_Here

There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, 또는 being a creep, 당신 will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks 당신 can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell 당신 where I fucking live so we can fuck 랜덤 strangers.

Stranger: 당신 like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: 당신 ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, 또는 copy everything they say.

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45 things a girl wants, but won’t ask for

posted by karpach_14

I DID NOT WRITE THIS, I HAD THIS FWD TO ME FROM A FRIEND.
Of course, guys, u don’t have to do ALL these things, just a few on the list would b nice =P..hahaha

45 things a girl wants but wont ask for:1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her. ( somewhat true )..:)
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. 키스 her slowly.

Are 당신 remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your 프렌즈 together.

KEEP READING

11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves 당신 more, deny...

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How to Kill Someone...With a SPOON.

posted by MarMar_XigLux

“ Killing someone with a spoon is not bad, but I prefer the chainsaw it's faster.”
~ Serial Killer on spoons

You found out 당신 hate someone. No, not just hate. 당신 FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, 당신 wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then 당신 be like "omgomgomg" and then...

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I 사랑 당신 - International

posted by KilledbyanAngel

Tomorrow is Valentines Day, so here's an 기사 - How to Say "I 사랑 you!" in 51 different languages!

1. "I 사랑 you!" (English

2."Ek is lief vir jou" (Afrikaans)

3. "أحبك" (Arabic)

4a. "Ես սիրում եմ քեզ" (Armenian)

4b. "Yes sirum yem" k’yez (Armenian - Phonetics)

5a. "Я кахаю цябе" (Belarusian)

5b. "JA kachaju ciabie" (Belarusian Phonetics)

6a. "Обичам те" [i](Bulgarian)

6b. "Obicham te" (Bulgarian - Phonetics)

7. "Et vull" (Catalan)

8a. "我愛你" (Chinese [traditional])

8b. "Wǒ ài nǐ" (Chinese [traditional] - Phonetics)

9. "Volim te" (Croatian)

10. "Miluji tě"...

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10 reasons why penguins are cool

posted by ky-chan

okay, penguins are amazing, so i'm making a list why everyone should think so too!

10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their 음식 (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said