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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A green 1970 Ford 반 야생마, 무스탕, 무스 탕 was going through Watkins Glen

Commander Kane: *Standing 다음 to two men* Thanks for letting us rent your track. Johnny wanted to test out his new set of wheels.
Man 53: Anytime.
Man 95: If he used that 반 야생마, 무스탕, 무스 탕 in Nascar, he'd probably win. He set some good times so far.
Johnny: *Stops at the finish line*
Commander Kane: 당신 done?!
Johnny: Yeah! Let's go home!
Commander Kane: Everything's already been paid for?
Man 53: Yeah. 당신 two have a good one.

Back in Langley, Johnny had an idea.

Johnny: *Has his watch connected to a computer*
Commander Kane: *Walks into the room* What...
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Note: This is just my thoughts. Don't take them personality, 겨울왕국 fans. I just don't like it that much so take this list with a pinch of salt.

Frozen is one of the most much-loved film of all time . I'm sure it heard Let It Go. I used to be a 팬 but now, I don't
Know why it's so famous. This storyline is so easy and simple, the songs are ear worms ( but not so bad) and well, the story was over after the movie, nothing else can happen!

( Now I have nothing against Frozen. It's good and I like Anna so no haters)

The wasted talent and cash ( that they could have used for 겨울왕국 2) and made two...
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#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool 상어 movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..


#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..


#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..


#2: MOST 구스범스 EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..


#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion 또는 something.. That face image fucked me up..
Several of my 가장 좋아하는 fictional characters are great alone, but others need a another good character to balance things out. This list is about the 5 duos that I like the most. I hope 당신 read it and enjoy the list.

5. the Black Snow Princess and Megumi (Accel World)

Accel World is a 아니메 show. The Black Snow Princess (Kuroyukihime) is the main female character and Megumi is her best friend. The 2 of them have a heartwarming and adorable friendship. The 18th episode is focused on them and it's easily my 가장 좋아하는 episode. In that episode it's reveled how much they mean to each other. I'm not...
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DEMENTED POEMS

장미 are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

장미 are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

장미 are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show me your tits

장미 make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And 당신 사랑 it up the shitter

장미 are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

장미 are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

장미 are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

장미 are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

장미 are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 제비, 삼키기 it down

장미 are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
Dare

1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I 사랑 GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to 당신 say, "Why don't 당신 speak 더 많이 clearly?"

8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended...
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I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask 당신 say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing 셔츠 sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always comment...
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posted by ilovepenguins
1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim 당신 are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe 당신 but DONT give up, see how far 당신 can get ( WARNING, may result in 당신 being arrested)

2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when 당신 are the only one laughing.

4. when...
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{Sally's POV}


"I think i'm gonna settle this." Jane got up and ran inside the school.

"This is not going to end well." Me, Ben and scissor mouth said.

We all left the bench at the same time almost bumping into each other going into the building.

"Ben, what did she mean 의해 'settle this'? I asked him, holding his hand.

"I don't know, but whatever it is, it's not gonna end well." Ben said, Letting go of may hand.

While we were walking we so Jane and Jeff.

We stopped where we were.

"Well, well,well. Guess who came crawling back!" Jeff said, playing with his knife.

"I CAME TO FUCKING SETTLE THIS!" Jane...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four 질문 to determine the level of your intellect. Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating 또는 wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: 당신 are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in 초 place.
In which position are 당신 now?

Answer:

If 당신 answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. 당신 overtook the 초 runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the 다음 질문 try not to be so dumb.

2 : If 당신 overtake the last...
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의해 a Harry Potter fan.

1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much 더 많이 successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why 프레드 and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
14)...
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posted by RulerL0rd
Ghetto Names

Mostly 인기 with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming 더 많이 common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us 의해 our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...
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 헤타리아 COZ I CAN XD
hetalia COZ I CAN XD
1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes 의해 waving it and
saying, “Quite right, old bean!”
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the
overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond “that’s my name, don’t
wear it out!”
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the “master of the pan flute”.
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would
go if he died tomorrow....
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A week 이전 I made an 기사 of my 20 가장 좋아하는 animated heroines so I thought I'd make an 기사 for my 10 least 가장 좋아하는 animated heroines. I'm not going sugar code it, I'm going to be brutally honest because I really hate all these girls. Just so there's no confusion I wanna let 당신 know that that number 10 is the one I hate the least and number one is the one I hate the most. Please leave a 코멘트 on what 당신 think about this, enjoy.

10.Lady(Lady and The Tramp)

I know she's considered one of the most loved 디즈니 heroines and the most loved of all the animal heroine but I really hate...
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posted by Aqua_Rose
“Only once in your life, I truly believe, 당신 find someone who can completely turn your world around. 당신 tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything 당신 say and actually want to hear more. 당신 share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, 당신 can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with 당신 when 당신 are hurting 또는 laugh with 당신 when 당신 make...
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Dani Stump Quotes

“Like my friend always said...this sounds like a personal problem”

“The weird thing about being married to the lead singer of Fall Out Boy and being a lead singer myself is that Patrick's a Rock singer...and I'm a Heavy Metal singer”

“The 음악 genre that always got to me was Heavy Metal...that's why Party Poison can be classified as a Heavy Metal band”

“The ones who influenced me was Dragonforce and Metallica....the ones who influence me now is of course Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy and Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance”

“I'm a wife, I'm a mother, I'm a artist...
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posted by someone_save_me
Yes, I know what desu actually means. I just am too much of an internet person.



Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.

Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu 버섯 desu desu desu duck.

I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.

Did 당신 ever see a desu, 키스 a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.

Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.

Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.

Desu meme here: link Original song here: link
 Maybe if 당신 type it enough times, you'll turn Japanese.
Maybe if you type it enough times, you'll turn Japanese.
Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel 물고기 and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel 물고기 could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a 검색 as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost...
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1. When he is asleep, put a CD into the boombox (Example, Raining Men 또는 Single Ladies) and sing along with it on maximum volume.

2. When he is playing an arcade game, look over his sholder and push a 랜덤 button. Make sure he dies in the game.

3. When he tells 당신 to do something, keep saying "And then" until he does it himself.

4. Put Toki's Teddy 곰 with him when he is asleep and tell Toki that Nathan loves it 더 많이 than he does.

5. When he sings during a concert, jump on stage and tackle him yelling "I will, be sure to buy me a white dress." Make sure everyone heard.

6. If he is in the main...
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posted by RustyandJuneP
Hey, I Was Watching That New Show Called A.N.T. Farm, and I Said, "That looks Fimilier." Then It Poped Up Into my Head, "RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

Here's A Quote From a Wikipedia 기사 About A.N.T. Farm:

"A.N.T. Farm centers around Chyna Parks (China Anne McClain), an 11-year-old 음악 prodigy, who has just become the newest A.N.T. (Advanced Natural Talents) in the A.N.T. program at Webster High School in San Francisco, California."

Does That Sound Familer, Now Here's a Quote Fom The Wikipedia 기사 about Victorious:

"The show follows main character Tori Vega (Victoria Justice) who is accepted into Hollywood Arts High School, after taking her sister Trina's (Daniella Monet) place in a showcase."

And Thed Main Chariters Have A Older Sibling:
Tori Vega: Tirina Vega
Chyna Ann Parks: Cameron Parks


Anyone Get Me, 당신 Should This Is Serious Bidness!!!