랜덤 기사 | Original 기사 on 팬팝

139

posted by wild-bby

The List

1. Throw 팝콘 in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can 당신 fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
——————————————————————————————————-
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling 팝콘 that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get 팝콘 yell, “I’m...

14

Facts of the USA Did 당신 know......

posted by patrisha727

1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last 년 met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the 상단, 맨 위로 of a 마천루, 스카이 스크 래퍼 it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued 의해 the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most 인기 domestic trip activity 의해 American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...

2

Boarding School (drama piece)

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started 글쓰기 it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if 당신 don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest 당신 don't read it. :)

[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your 프렌즈 and either forget all about us 또는 tell a story about the hideous freak 당신 met tonight. 당신 don’t know me, if 당신 did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have 프렌즈 - except my brother....

3

Everybody Loves Raymond 인용구

posted by tokidoki123

[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to 사랑 Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to 사랑 every day.
Contributed 의해 funnytvquotes.com

[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are 당신 talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
Contributed 의해 funnytvquotes.com

[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, 당신 have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
Contributed 의해 funnytvquotes.com

[Everybody Loves Raymond]...

1

26 Key and Peele 인용구 I can think of.. Unconcerned

posted by Canada24

Canada is finally getting footage on 유튜브 so can I do this way better than from last time I put this article..

-------------------------------------------------------------------

#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd 당신 leave the toilet 좌석 up?
Peele: 암캐, 암 캐 WHY WAS 당신 LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?

#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.

#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do 당신 even WANT to hang out!?...

상단, 맨 위로 Ten Red Dead Redemption Characters

posted by Canada24

I'll do my best not to give out spoilers.. Would be hard though...

#1: JOHN MARSTON:

"Give the Devil my regards."

Lets start the obvious choice. The man we all know.. Johnny Marston.

When we met him. He a man on a mission.. Track down everyone in his old gang, so he can return to his family.. His sassy nature. Badass look. And introduction to 'deadeye', quickly regarded John as one of the most memable protagonists of Rockstar games. Extra points cause, Bill and Javier are expert fighters. John is just "that good" 의해 comparison.

I can't really say much without spoiling the end of...

Natalie Wood, World's Most Beautiful Woman

posted by Coffeeuser

Beauty and talent don't always go hand and hand, but Natalie Wood was a perfect example of both. When I last made my list of "Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived" I put Natalie at like number six 또는 something...Boy, was I stupid! I've been watching some of her 영화 lately and I couldn't get over what a knock-out she was. She is definitely number one! She had such beautiful dark hair, big doe eyes, pretty lips, an adorable nose, a heavenly complexion, and a perfect body. I've been having her in my dreams lately...I've got a huge crush on her! The other night, I was dreaming about her and...

1

상단, 맨 위로 10 Most Lovable Jerks On 텔레비전

posted by Coffeeuser

When we watch a show, we enjoy characters for their heroic actions, 메리다와 마법의 숲 hearts, and winning personalities. We like them basically because of the kind, sweet people that they are. Well...THIS IS NOT THAT LIST. This list is about the characters who are known (and even celebrated) as downright jerks. Granted, most of these characters do have good hearts but what makes them memorable is their extremely flawed personalities. Whether it be cockiness, grouchiness, racism, 또는 just bossiness. These characters have a place in our hearts despite their unpleasant personalities, because we just can't help but like them.

10. Maxwell Smart from "Get Smart".

9. Alexandra Cabot from "Josie and the Pussycats".

8. Vernon Fenwick from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".

7. Archie Bunker from "All in the Family".

6. Helga Pataki from "Hey Arnold".

5. Miss Finster from "Recess".

4. Binky Barnes from "Arthur".

3. Barney Fife from "The Andy Griffith Show".

2. Skipper from "Gilligan's Island".

1. 프레드 Flintstone from "The Flintstones".

1. Fred Flintstone from "The Flintstones".

11

Ask Dr. Robotnik! Episode 2-IT'S ABOUT TIME.

posted by deathding

(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take 코멘트 asking 질문 from the last episode and answer them in the 다음 article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope 당신 enjoy our 초 episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

(I apologize for the huge delay as well, so much happened with FNAF4 coming out and whatnot. I also got heavily addicted to an awesome online flash game named Dragon Ball Z Devolution. XD Again, sorry.)

And now.... Shout-outs to the people who commented in the last episode! And we have a LOT of them this time guys!...

4

상단, 맨 위로 15 Sega Genesis Games!

posted by deathding

Welcome to my list! ^__^

Ah, the Sega Genesis. Such a classic video game system that so many of us played when we were just kids, and it's time I started showing some appreciation for this fantastic system.

But before I do, for those of 당신 who aren't familiar with the console, the Sega Genesis was released 의해 sega around the late 80's and was meant to compete with Nintendo, and it actually WORKED!

Yes I said that, another human being company actually had a chance to beat Nintendo.

My reaction: &*#!$%*@&%$&@*W$%&@!!!!!!!!!!!!

But to avoid wasting my time and for 당신 to get 더 많이 detailed information, just...

2

Wrecking Ball Lyrics

posted by nmdis

WRECKING BALL
We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A 사랑 no one could deny

[Pre-Hook]
Don’t 당신 ever say I just walked away
I will always want 당신
I can’t live a lie, running for my life
I will always want 당신

[Hook 1]
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in 사랑
All I wanted was to break your walls
All 당신 ever did was break me
Yeah, 당신 wreck me

[Verse 2]
I put 당신 high up in the sky
And now, you’re not coming down
It slowly turned, 당신 let me burn
And now, we’re ashes on the ground

[Pre-Hook & Hook...

6

상단, 맨 위로 10 dumbest things ever said to me

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever said to me

10. "If 당신 keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was 게시됨 on my 팬팝 벽 의해 Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her 벽 letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do 당신 want some beer?"

I was walking down the...

3

Marilyn Monroe 인용구

posted by purplefreak855

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what 당신 make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is 당신 get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your 프렌즈 - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with 당신 through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best 프렌즈 in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...

10

20 Dumbest 부시, 부시 대통령은 인용구

posted by joe-kerr

저기요 everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these 인용구 are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000

19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...

6

101 ways to annoy people

posted by bizeshnakarki

I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the 배트맨 theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with 프렌즈 in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If 당신 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours 의해 hooking a 캠코더 to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...

2

에미넴 songs

posted by mehere

상단, 맨 위로 24 에미넴 song (random order)

who knew

rock bottom

words are weapons

lighters

criminal

kill you

never 2 far

like toy solidiers

white america

cleanin' out my closet

my name is

till i collapse

when im gone

sing for the moment

the real slim shady

just dont give a fuck

lose yourself

the way i am

mockingbird

infinite

stan

not afraid

without me

just lose it

i hope 당신 like this one better than the first one please leave a 코멘트 if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P

2

The Evil Teddy bear: Teddy 곰 reveals to be Evil

posted by darktheheghog

previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy 곰 and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and said it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy 곰 the sales man gave the girls the Teddy 곰 for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy 곰 evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy 곰 ontop of the book case...

6

10 Amazing Facts about 사랑

posted by wakana

1. People are 더 많이 likely to tilt their heads to the right when 키싱 instead of the left (65 percent of people go to the right!).

2.The oldest known 사랑 song was written 4,000 years 이전 and comes from an area between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

3.One in five long-term 사랑 relationships began with one 또는 both partners being involved with others.

4.Falling in 사랑 can induce a calming effect on the body and mind and raises levels of nerve growth factor for about a year, which helps to restore the nervous system and improves the lover’s memory.

5.Love can also exert the same stress on...

6

My Current 상단, 맨 위로 11 Female 'Celebrities'.

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.

Not that anyone's interested, but here are my current 상단, 맨 위로 11 female 'celebrities'.

1. Cheryl Cole. (yeah, I didn't think you'd be surprised.)
-Words just can't describe how much I 사랑 this woman. If I try to then I'll take up this entire article.

2. Amy Lee.
- She has the most stunning voice, and she's absolutely beautiful; 에반에센스 wouldn't have ever been 에반에센스 without her. She's amazing.

3. Avril Lavigne.
- I'm a big 팬 of her music. She's cool, she's cute, and with all this, she has amazing hair. :3

4. Hayley Williams.
- She also has amazing hair, like all the people on this list actually....

5

Chuck Norris jokes

posted by lloonny

1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear 슈퍼맨 pajamas. 슈퍼맨 wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a 심장 attack. His 심장 isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first 당신 don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on 불, 화재 with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....