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posted by jodith
7
Hi Guys!!!
ok..so i've wrote this 시 maybe 2 Sec. ago!
i hate miley/selena/demi/jb and the jonas Brothers so much! so i grabbed a pin and paper and start 글쓰기 and that what comes of me being bored!!! fans:sorry i just hate them and every one got his own opinion and thats mine!! haters: U ROCK!! lol

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*Miley,Selena,Demi and JB!
They All suck in all the Different ways
Gosh,when they smile
My whole World goes Down
Down,Down,Down
Till it touches the Ground
And the Jonas Brothers
Their Style is so over
as their lives will be,Hope-fu-lly
Thats so shame
For miley taking Slutty pix,in the Aged Fifteen
Selena,Demi they should get a Room
Talking about their friendship,that wont last for so long
And as for JB
Every time he's on the Screen
i start throwing up and my sister start to Scream
All he care,is about he's stupid hair
They All are Dumb,if only i had A GUN!
.......
HOPE u liked it! and thx!! xD
posted by koolamelia
1
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If 당신 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal 의해 conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what 당신 think."

7. Claim that 당신 must always wear a bicycle 헬멧 as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...
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posted by -Wednesday-
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u wudnt know if there was 빵 on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is 빵 on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the 빵 is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and 또는 eat the 빵 that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the 빵 off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the 빵 that is on yer head so u can on living without 빵 on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the 빵 that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating 빵 it is so if i tell u that there is 빵 on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of 빵 on yer head
posted by selgomez5613
1
Our 심장 beats around 100,00 times every day.

Our blood is on a 60,000-mile journey.

Our eyes can distinguish up to one million colour surfaces and take in 더 많이 information than the largest telescope known to man.

Our lungs inhale over two million litres of air every day, without even thinking. They are large enough to cover a 테니스 court.

Our hearing is so sensitive it can distinguish between hundreds of thousands of different sounds.

Our sense of touch is 더 많이 refined than any device ever created.

Our brain is 더 많이 complex than the most powerful computer and has over 100 billion nerve cells.

We...
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posted by lucius_malloy
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Answering the 질문 link

Once upon a time, there was a sad little person who had gotten bullied at school. This sad little person had gotten bullied because (s)he was shorter than the others, possibly heavier than them and quite certainly looked young for his/her age, and therefore seemed to be an easy target.
Now, this person was in fact quite intelligent, and was just bursting with snarky retaliations for these bullies, but could never say them for fear of another swirly. So (s)he kept quiet, shouting witty obscenities in his/her head.
One day, however, this person was on the computer...
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posted by energizerbunny
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Ok, so I have a 17 년 old brother, he's 3 and 1/2 years older than me, and he's annoying


He can be real stupid, he plays with fire, makes bombs, and he jumps dangerous ramps


He's also very bossy, everytime I leave something laying around he's always like "you need to pick that up"..Isn't it the parents job to tell me what to do!!


He has a real smart mouth...you can hardly say ANYTHING without him being all sarcastic and smart about it, he thinks he's so perfect!


He gets hyper late at night...Ok, so it's getting kinda late and I'm on the computer, and I wanna settle down, and he's yelling and...
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posted by sassikassi
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Can 당신 read this? I cduol't blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to a rscheeacrh at Cmarbgide Uirenvtsiy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht odrer the ltretes in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tnhig is taht the frsit and lsat lttteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl nses and 당신 can siltl raed it whtouit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseac the huamn mnid does not raed ervey lteetr 의해 istlef, but the wrod as a wolhe. Azinamg, huh? Yaeh, and I tghuhot slpelnig was ipmroantt! I 당신 can raed tihs, rpsoet it. Strange...isn't it?=) ONLY REPOST IF U CAN READ THIS.
posted by princess829
2
I've always been interested in guys
Guys that come and go
But the first time I saw you, I knew 당신 were her to stay
Or were you? Now that I know our "happily ever after" was all just a big lie!
Oh, oh, oh

I'm about to have my 심장 broken into two
One piece for me and one piece for you
I'll keep mine for the cherished memories
While 당신 go hand yours over to your new girl
And have the cycle repeat itself all over again
Oh, oh
But tonight I'm about to have my 심장 broken into two
And theres nothing 당신 can do

Maybe none of this would've happened
If I hadn't drunk any Mountain Dew that day
Then I wouldn't...
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posted by Dippicus
Found these:

1) Find a six letter word which has an 엘 in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end. Be careful

2) Find two words that have two consecutive a's that are not at the beginning of the word.

3) Find a word that has three pairs of two of the same letters right after one another. Hint: the word contains "ookkee".










Answers: 1. inland (in-l-and)
2. Choices include baazar, baaing, ma;am
3. bookkeeper


Keep looking for 더 많이 puzzles cuz I'll 게시하기 some more!

Don't forget to rate this article!
posted by twilight0girl
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zydrate addicts:"i cant feel nothin at all.."
Graverobber:"drug market,submarket,sometimes i wonder why i ever got in.blood market,love market,sometimes i wonder why they need me at all! zdrate comes in a little glass vile..

shiloh:a little glass vile?
zydrate addicts:a little glass vile!

Graverobber:and the little glas vile goes into the gun like a battery.and the gun goes somewhere against your anatomy

zydrate addicts:Ahh,ahh

and when the gun goes off it sparks and your ready for surgery..surgery

Amber sweet:Graverobber..graverobber
sometimes i wonder why i even bother..graverobber..graverobber,sometimes...
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posted by Bibelot
4
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic 초 line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...

'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying 당신 simply demolished my life.

I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.

I 사랑 your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
posted by CuteBlossom123
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1) 당신 guys may think us girls only care about the body and muscle but we really care about the personality

2) It's a waste of your time being a perv with a girl. It just makes us feel uneasy and weird about you.

3) Us girls are not a torpy case! We don't want 당신 showing us off

4) Us girls are slow, not fast. Please don't go in the sexy business straight away.

5) The way 당신 can tell a girl likes 당신 is when she's out of words when 당신 talk to her, aswell as giggling a lot around you.

6) If a girls mate asks 당신 if 당신 like her, it often means she likes you.

7) If your dating a girl please don't...
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posted by Usui--takumi
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A young novice in the service of the abbot of Tōfukuji Temple went to a certain place. The master there jokingly said to him, 'I have seen many monks and priests, but none so handsome as you. I believe nobody in the secular world can match 당신 either. Your parents must also be very good-looking. Now tell me, are 당신 the child of your father 또는 of your mother? I would like to know 더 많이 about you.'
"The novice replied, 'Certainly. I am from a humble family and that is my fate. I don't know if I should feel honored 또는 embarrassed 의해 your compliments. I also don't know how to answer your question.But...
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I was too, then I took 15 분 to pay attention to a video that explained in black and white exactly what is going on.

In short it's utter bullshit. Now if 당신 think this is simply an American phenomena you're mistaken. Sadly enough. This bill will allow the government to extract those who violate it from their country(I.E Like they're doing to a British student Richard O'Dwyer: 구글 it) to be tried on American soil.

For linking to a song.

Now before I get in too deep I'll just outline it plain and simple.

Music downloads-GONE
Video streaming(youtube anyone?)-GONE
Manga hosting sites(Yes, this...
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Dear Diary,
i'm really really sad because i'm still grounded, jake dumped me, ms perrywinkle still slaps me, and mr scalleywag waz fired today :( :(
it all started today - i walked sadly/happly to school, sadly because ms perrywinkle and jake, happly because mr scalleywag (my most favourite teacher of all time) waz my art teacher
as i walked into mr scalleywag's class room i saw dat he waz paking his bags as if is summer
so i asked him why he waz paking, i waz fired yester 일 after school, he said.
quickly i ran out of mr.s's class and in the bathroom and balled my eyes out, i waz so sad
but i made it true
and here i'am again still balling my eyes out in my room still grounded

ps my computer is not a dick anymore :D
posted by wolfgirl985
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Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan...
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Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the show is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If 당신 look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the 피자 Hog", 또는 perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...
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posted by sweetangel222
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1- beat your sister below.

2- shout at your computer "you're stupid".

3- paint your room 벽 with black one.

4- switch on and off the lamp many times.

5- put your rubbish 다음 to your neighbours door.


Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!

6- dress up your mom clothes and sunglasses.

7- snooze in your dad hair.

8- take your brother below and hide it.

9- iron your sister clothes and let them burn.

10- hold your breathe.

It's my own article

they are my ideas
wait 더 많이 I'll write more
posted by TVD_rocks
4
From the internet :)

(1) He spends twenty 분 looking at an 주황색, 오렌지 주스 box because it said, "concentrate".

(2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.

(3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

(4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it.

(5) He tries to drown a fish.

(6) If 당신 gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.

(7) He trips over a cordless phone.

(8) He takes a ruler to 침대 to see how long he slept.

(9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius".

(10) He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes".

(11) He invents a solar...
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posted by CourtneyFan17
4
Choose 10 of your friends:

1. Madison

2. Christian

3. Natalie

4. Jacob

5. Micheal

6. Jessica

7. Mickey

8. Olivia

9. Bethany

10.Kimmie

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 at their house. What happens?
Jacob and Olivia will probably makeout the whole time while Natalie leaves early :P


2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?


Bethany wouldn't ask in the first place.

3) 당신 need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do 당신 choose 1 또는 6?


Madison of course <3!

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

Kimmie will probably scream and tell everone XD


5) 3 falls in 사랑 with 6. 8 is...
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