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I found this hilarious 기사 on pcworld.com
Don't know who the author is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's Caps Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...
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posted by slytherin360
found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten 분 intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people 당신 can get to 가입하기 in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department 의해 sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...
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As many of 당신 know I made a list of 20 가장 좋아하는 animated heroes, which 팬팝 actually advertised on the 팬팝 page in the pop culture section. I'm so happy about it and feel as if I was famous 또는 something. Anyway just like with my 가장 좋아하는 animated heroines list I'm going to be making a list of the worst animated heroes. I just 사랑 to do these hate 기사 just as much as my 가장 좋아하는 ones, sometimes a little bit more. Doing hates are just 더 많이 fun because 당신 get to make 더 많이 jokes and make fun of that character. Please leave a 코멘트 and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion,...
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Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first 퀴즈 I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told 당신 I could make 당신 say 256.





OK,if 당신 said to yourself,"No.You said 당신 can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if 당신 didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!
posted by fanfly
A while back I wrote an 기사 about link. I've decided to follow it up with a tutorial on how to make icons! They're actually much the same- the major difference is size.

You will need an image editing program. I use Corel Paint 샵 Pro but I think most people use Photoshop.

There's also the following online programs but I've never used them and this tutorial isn't necessarily meant to be used with them because I have no idea what these programs are capable of doing.

link
link
link




the Size of Your 아이콘 Matters


Now this part is extremely important and I can't tell 당신 how many 아이콘 I've seen that...
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1. Turn to a stranger and sing a 랜덤 song
2. When your on a floor someone wants to get off on make sure they don't get off
3. Say in a new jersey accent "I told my daughter not to give the dog coffee. What does she do? She gives the dog coffee! Now i've got a dead dog! A dumb daughter! And no coffee!"
4. If your with a friend, and there are 더 많이 people start a annoying conversation. (I did this one time and all the people in the elevator turned to me, someone even said shut up XD)
5. Pretend your driving in a car, and make motor sounds
6. Whisper into a strangers ear "I am a parol officer! Respect...
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When having a nightmare and 당신 suddenly realized you're dreaming, try not to wake up. Try to explore your dreams...this is cool because you're getting to know that all of those things around 당신 are made 의해 your brain which 당신 sometimes think is completely empty... Also if 당신 know you're dreaming, 당신 can control your dream and 당신 will find it very cool because when you're conscious in your dream, everything is in 3D form. So here are some cool and fun things to do when 당신 suddenly realized you're dreaming...

1. Try to think of your 가장 좋아하는 celebrity. Call out his/her name..like this,"When...
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posted by reb1009
Insanely stupid class fun - Funny school pranks 당신 should (not) try in class for a laugh :)

Bring some 책 to class and read them instead of paying attention 또는 doing any work.

2Walk around class begging for spare change.

Chew on your arm until someone notices.

Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back. After the teacher explains something, laugh really loud and say "Oh, now I get it!"

Lick yourself clean like a cat does.

After the teacher has explained something, say "Quite right, old bean" in the typical old english style.

Sing your 질문 to the class.

When the teacher...
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posted by 7things
How can 당신 get four 슈츠 for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.

How do 공룡 pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.

What do 당신 call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do 당신 call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.

How do 당신 make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.

How do 당신 make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.

How do 당신 prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!

How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.

If a long dress is evening...
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Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart



Hilarious Ways to be annoying!















"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the 겨울왕국 음식 doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps 당신 out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around 크리스마스 time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if 당신 can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!...
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1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give 당신 a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if 당신 can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call a Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5.Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while say, "Hi Greg. How's your 일 been?", and let the doors close.

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures...
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found this on the net:

9 Fun Things to Do During a Boring Lecture

1) When the professor asks a question, raise your hand. If the professor calls on you, point to someone in the 다음 row and say "He knows." Pick a different person each time.

2) Buy a watermelon. Give it to the professor. If he/she asks, say "They were out of apples."

3) Bring a fishing rod. Try to catch things on the professor's desk.

4) Bring a tape player and a tape of a thunderstorm. Keep it hidden. Sometime during the lecture, start the tape, stand up, claim that the professor has angered the gods and leave. Watch to see...
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posted by NatalieSunshine
1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the 기타 for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If 당신 get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...
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Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service 책상, 데스크 and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid 또는 a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....
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When you're happy and 당신 know it bomb Iraq
If 당신 cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If 당신 never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If 당신 think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...
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posted by Mallory101
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It's ok now. It's fake. Here is what I wrote though

Apparently, some users on 랜덤 found out that the 랜덤 club is going to be deleted do to some risks of Porn, spam and other content that violates the terms and services. This is sad. This club cannot be deleted. The 랜덤 club is one of the most 인기 clubs on Fanpop. We need to form a team 또는 something to get rid of all stuff on here that violates the Term's and services. This club really needs to be saved.

It's also happening on other clubs too, such as the Sonic 팬 Characters club. They are at risk at being deleted too because of...
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posted by FanFun1010
ARIES March 21 - April 19
The Daredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

TAURUS April 20 - May 20
The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
It stalks the night
It stalks the day
It seeks out life
And whisks it away
It's known as death
And other things too
But it's all the same
What matters is you.
How do 당신 see it?
What does it mean?
It's best if 당신 know
For death is unseen.
It can take 당신 at day
It can take 당신 at night
Knowing death well
Can lend 당신 some light
The passage to death
Is always unclear
And it's best to know
That you're very near.
For death is at hand
It is for us all
Know it's face well
So 당신 don't stumble and fall
Now think hard on death
And know that it's near
And the meaning of life
Will be all to clear
And...
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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
당신 can be the 땅콩 버터 to my jelly
You can be the 나비 I feel in my belly
You can be the captain
And I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date
You can be the hero
And I can be your sidekick
You can be the tear That I cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the 구름, 클라우드 when it's stormin'
Or u can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

Chorus
Don't know if I could ever be Without you
'Cause boy 당신 complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see That we're all we need
Cause you're the 사과, 애플 to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my...
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