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posted by 90sfan
One day,a bunny named Sparkle was having a picnic with her friends.There was a cat,a panda,and a monkey.ne of Sparkle's 프렌즈 said,"Hey,where's Usomi?"Usomi was another one of Sparkle's 프렌즈 who was supposed to show up for the picnic.He was another bunny.Nobody knew where Usomi was,so Sparkle decide to go look for him."It's OK,guys",Sparkle assured."I'll find Usomi.You guys stay here 'till I get back."Sparkle then went to look for him.And started her quest.Her Sparkle quest."I wonder where he could be",Sparkle said to herself as she came across a group of blobs!Sparkle had her 별, 스타 powers,though,and...
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posted by jeniffer2200
 i'm a tumor
i'm a tumor
Family guy quotes:

*Black Jesus!* "I rode this town on ass!,Yo mama's ass!" *Black Jesus*

"Meth is a hell of a drug."

"I'm a tumor,I'm a tumor...I'm a tumor!,I'm a tumor,I'am a tumor...I'am tumor! oh oh! I'M A TUMOR!"

"Pick up my poop!"

"I have the power! He-Man!"


"Luis! Luis,Luis,Luis,Luis,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,Mama,Mama,Mama,Mama,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mummy,Mummy,Mama!,Mama! WHAT!? HI! eheheheheh"


Spongebob Quotes:

"Oh Please! I have no soul"


"I defy 당신 심장 man!!"

"I don't think Wumbo is a real word...Come'on!...
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posted by Usui--takumi
I'm Against death penalty. Looking at the death penalty system in action, 당신 realize that the only purpose it serves is retribution 또는 revenge, it is seriously (and intrinsically) flawed in application and that there is a serious and continuing risk of executing innocent people. And, it costs much 더 많이 than life in prison.
130 people wrong fully convicted people were sentenced to death and were lucky to be exonerated and released, eventually. DNA, available in less than 10% of all homicides, can’t guarantee we won’t execute innocent people. If someone is convicted and later found innocent...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Coffee can reduce the risk of skin cancer.
Ancient Rome is now a micronation
No matter what your language teacher tells you, short sentences are important in 글쓰기 and are not mistakes 또는 bad.
Sealand now has eight official citizens
Ice cream is Italian food
Fortune 쿠키 are Japanese, not Chinese
Hatsune Miku was NOT the first Vocaloid, Leon and Lola were
Thunder is a natural sonic boom
The speed of sound is 330 miles per second
Infrared light was first used in WWII
Schrödinger's Cat is a physics paradox
Weak force is a billion trillion trillion times stronger than gravity
People are actually obsessed...
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I got this off an e-mail from a friend, so this is not mine and I take no claim in it. Please don't do these things in real life, it's just for fun and a good laugh. And if 당신 do do these things (number 4 fo example), than I'm sorry but you're really dumb.



6 Ways On How To Deal With 상어 Attacks:

More than 99% of 상어 attacks happen in large watermasses- also know as oceans. An easy way to tell if 당신 are in an ocean is to taste the water- it will taste like salt.

Make sure that there...
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One may not promote a “horse tripping event”.

It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed 의해 the state.

Dogs must have a permit signed 의해 the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three 또는 더 많이 on private property.

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.

It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

Whaling is illegal.

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm 동물 in your boots.

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posted by Me_Iz_Here
1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) 일본 is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...
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posted by adaug
Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so 당신 guy will need a babysitter!

*10 분 later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9

*59 분 later*
Amber:I wuv 차 parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are 당신 doing?
Amber:Having a 차 party!
Ashley:Can I...
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posted by BookWord123
1. Say 'That's Just Being a -(Their Name)-'
2. Talk To Your Pen Constantly
3. Swim On The Floor
4. Climb Walls
5. When 당신 Go In The 샤워 또는 Bath Scream 'I'm Drowning, I'm Drowning!'
6. Say 'Ooh La La' Before Everything 당신 Say
7. Say 'Thats What 당신 Think' At Every Opinion Speech
8. When Your At School Drop Your Pen Constantly
9. Roll Your Pen Across Your Desk
10. Shoot Dirty Looks At Them For No Reason
11. Poke Them And Poke Them
12. Follow Them Around
13. Disagree With Everything They Say
14. Take Up All The 우주 Everywhere
15. Get In Their Way
16. Laugh At Them And Then Stare At Them Like Their Strange, Repeatitively
17. Dance Like A Hulligan Around Your House
18. Argue At Everything Even If It Comes To Saying That a 벽 Is Black When Its White
19. Be Quiet When They Want 당신 To Be Loud But Be Loud When People Want 당신 To Be Quiet
20. Turn All The Lights On In The House
21. When Your Teacher Asks 당신 To Take a 좌석 Ask 'Take It Where?'

Thank 당신 All For 읽기 x
posted by pollydbookworm
This 오리 walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do 당신 have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the 오리 leaves.

The 다음 day, the 오리 returns and asks, "Do 당신 have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the 오리 leaves.

The 일 after that, the 오리 walks in the store again and asks "Do 당신 have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told 당신 no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if 당신 come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...
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"Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)"
(feat. Ludacris & DJ Frank E)

I know 당신 want me
I made it obvious that I want 당신 too
So put it on me
Let's remove the 우주 between me and you
Now rock your body
Damn I like the way that 당신 move
So give it to me, oh oooohh...
Cause I already know what 당신 wanna do

Here's the situation
Been to every nation
Nobody's ever made me feel the way that 당신 do
You know my motivation
Given my reputation
Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude

But tonight I'm loving you
Oh 당신 know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh 당신 know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh 당신 know
That tonight...
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posted by pure-angel
당신 must look into other people as well as at them. Lord Chesterfield

A good deed is never lost: he who sows courtesy reaps friendship; and he who plants kindness gathers love.

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners.
Lord Chesterfield

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them.
J. G. Holland

To rejoice in another's prosperity, is to give content to your own lot: to mitigate another's grief, is to alleviate 또는 dispel your own.
Thomas Edwards

Hear the meaning within the...
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Dost thou 사랑 life?
Then do not squander time,
for that is the stuff life is made of.
Benjamin Franklin

Life is either a daring adventure 또는 nothing.
Helen Keller

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt 당신 represents determinism; the way 당신 play it is free will.
Jawaharal Nehru

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects.

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, 또는 곰 its troubles patiently.

The geat blessing of mankind are within us and...
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posted by Juilet1234
They warm your hands, protect 당신 from the cold. They're not a bad thing.
But imagine if for your whole life 당신 wore heavy mittens. If 당신 dial a phone, try to use a remote control, 또는 try to play a board game, you're still wearing mittens. Practically everything is much 더 많이 difficult.
Right there.
Practically everything is much 더 많이 difficult.
Remember that.
Now imagine this.
You're in a room with the TV on full volume. The radio is blaring loud, screeching music. The lights are flickering on and off. Everything 당신 see is magnified, is a much bigger deal than it normally would...
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posted by chelo_monster
I know that all people lie. But if that lie is so evil that it’s hurting 당신 and the people around you, 당신 have to take action. 당신 have to catch them first, and then everything will follow. Tear them to pieces and rip them apart! Muwahaha!

Here are some signs that someone is lying to you.

1.    Don’t maintain eye contact
Less than half conversation

    -It’s true that the eyes are the windows of the soul. 당신 have to observe. Look at his eyes. If he can’t look at your eyes during the conversation, that could be an indicator that he is lying.

2.    A...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, 또는 being a creep, 당신 will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks 당신 can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell 당신 where I fucking live so we can fuck 랜덤 strangers.

Stranger: 당신 like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: 당신 ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, 또는 copy everything they say.
First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended 의해 this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If 당신 have a reason for a show I put 코멘트 and I might add it(ill give credit about it to 당신 because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long 읽기 right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen 또는 any interesting...
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posted by xoPixie-Popxo
If you've never laid your eyes on these shows, YOU'RE DOING YOURSELF A FAVOR! Oh and feel free to add your own reasons 의해 commenting below! I may include some of your ideas in this 기사 and I'll make sure to add your username! :D (Oh God I sound like an annoying advertisement.)
(Sorry for the long reasons!)

From Cartoonnetwork:

The Problem Solverz
-Poor animation. It looks like it's been drawn 의해 a 7 년 old's foot with the lights out.
-I cannot understand ANYTHING that they're saying.
-What exactly is that brown guy? A block of poop?
(I would list 더 많이 reasons but I only saw the show for 2 seconds...
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posted by RiverIce
I am a god at this...

1)Ask the most randomest 질문 to a stranger, but seriously-like and then laugh, but than go back to serious
2) randomly when 당신 have to go to the bathroom yell "BATHROOM!" and run to it as fast as u can, waving ur arms around
3)When in the bathroom, dance for half n 시간 and then when ur parents say "is it goin all right in there?" say "NOOOOOO!"
4)When ur in a pool get up from the water and say "I CNT BREATH!!!"
5) When someone asks for 당신 to do something say "YO MAMA!" and run away (i do tht all the time)
6)At school spaz out and than when 당신 get calm fall out of you...
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posted by littleangel0520
'It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only 의해 preparing for war'
- John f. Kennedy
'Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety - nine percent perspiration'
- Thomas Edison
'Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools'
- Napolean Bonaparte
'The child is father of man'
- William Wordsworth
The government of people, 의해 the people, for the people shall...
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