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You: NOT ANOTHER DOG! O_O

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! 8D

You: 당신 HAVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME. T_T

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Got inspired 의해 324anna's 기사 :)







10. Emily Ratajkowski
I thought she looked odd when I first saw the clip of Blurred Lines. Looked again and completely changed my mind! She does have exotic features but she doesn't look strange to me anymore, just stunning.


9. Olivia Munn
She's very unique looking, she can pull off pretty much anything. I 사랑 her freckles and her hazel eyes, it meshes well with her 올리브 skin and her dark hair.


8. J-Lo
It's gotta be a sin to look this good in your 40s. She's famous for her assets but damn, there's so much 더 많이 to her beauty, this woman is mad beautiful....
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posted by deathding
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MUSIC! Again, for the MENTALLY RETAR- I mean, people who don't know what 음악 is, it's basically....

SOUNDS! ;D

And no, immature 7th graders, armpit farts don't count as music. -___-

Seriously though, there's just something I 사랑 so much about music. Maybe it's the way songs get stuck in your head, maybe it's the great melody, but there's just SOMETHING about 음악 that just sounds so extravagant and attracts me like a 나방, 나 방 to a flame!

Because fact is, 음악 is majestic. It can be unambiguously incredible, and is an extremely unique part of media. It destroys the grotesque evil in this pathetically...
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So I've come to notice how much overrated as been being used across fanpop. And on 상단, 맨 위로 of that, a good number of people really don't know what it means--or so it would seem. So I wanted to make an 기사 of it since I seem to be making the same 코멘트 over and over again explaining overrated across the site; it's just so much easier to have an 기사 to link to. Yes, parts of this are taken from my 코멘트 on my overrated poll.

All of the italics are from old comments


First and foremost; what is overrated?
A lot of people seem to have it mixed up (not just on this 팬 club either).
Overrated...
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posted by PartyOrange
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1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If 당신 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal 의해 conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what 당신 think."

7. Claim that 당신 must always wear a bicycle 헬멧 as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...
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posted by yoshifan1976
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Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse 복숭아 was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", 복숭아 told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a 키스 and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. 데이지 hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...
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posted by grayza_love07
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These are the 상단, 맨 위로 72 most common fears. Keep track of how many of them you're afraid of as 당신 scroll down and see the results below.

I marked the things I'm afraid of and I'm afraid of 9 out of 72.


[] The dark
[] Staying single forever
[X] Being a parent
[X]Giving birth
[] Open spaces
[] Closed spaces
[] Heights
[] Dogs
[] Birds
[] Fish
[] Spiders
[] Lizards
[] Midnight
[] Teachers
[] Old people
[] Babies
[] Children
[] 꽃 또는 other plants
[] Being touched
[] Fire
[] Deep water
[] Silk
[] The ocean
[] Failure
[] Success
[] Thunder/lightning
[] Frogs/toads
[] My girlfriend's/boyfriend's dad
[] My girlfriend's/boyfriend's...
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Go sledding.

#Have a snowball fight.

#Give a present.

#Receive a present.

#Watch A 크리스마스 Story.

#Kiss someone under the mistletoe (and use this as an excuse to do it).

#Build a snowman.

#Roll in the snow before jumping in the hot tub.

#Build a bonfire.

#Read a classic novel.

#Take five naps in one day.

#Eat a bigger breakfast than dinner.

#Build a fort with blankets and 침상, 소파 pillows.

#Go caroling.

#Learn about a holiday 당신 haven’t celebrated.

#Build a jump out of snow and go off it in a sled.

#Complete a jigsaw puzzle.

#Spend 더 많이 time sleeping in one 일 than awake.

#Volunteer.

#Call someone 당신 haven’t talked to in a while.

#Roast marshmallows in your fireplace.

#Wear a bad holiday sweater.

#Host a party.

#Join the countdown to the New Year.

#Make 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 for someone 당신 care about — whether 당신 can cook 또는 not.
E-mails, text messages, voicemails- 당신 name it, we’ve got it. Technology has created many creative and wonderful ways for us to keep in touch with each other, as well as make our lives easier at the same time. With our busy schedules, it is not always easy to keep in touch with 프렌즈 and family the way we would always like to. The days of sitting down and having a nice, long phone conversation seems like a memory of the past and is a rare thing to happen on a frequent basis these days. Not to worry though, because with E-mails and text messaging available, we are sure to keep in touch...
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posted by chillyneon
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Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell 당신 a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told 당신 to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If 당신 die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The 인기 girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my 셔츠 on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If 당신 are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some 랜덤 guy/girl = Is this 좌석 empty?
당신 = Yes and this one will be too if 당신 sit here.

I'll write 더 많이 soon!!!
 Image by: Lumo55000 on tumblr
Image by: Lumo55000 on tumblr
Okay so I was browsing the net and I found this lovely piece of work, that was published just two months ago. link
Apparently this is a 'student run' new site. So much for the plagiarism policy. Like at least give an exact link--as your site automatically generates for anyone who copies and pastes your work. But don't worry I already put that up 상단, 맨 위로 myself, out of respect. Anyhow I find it very funny how professionally set up this site is and yet they're utilizing my work without my permission and without even linking me to it. It's one thing to post my work (with credits) in appreciation of...
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(A/N) has gayness cussing and sex so have fun ;D

italics = thoughts.

~Jason's POV~

I sat in that hospital room for days, but I didn't know why.

Well I didn't even know who I was.

Long hours passed everyday, I felt like a prisoner.

I was most curious about the stitches in the back of my head and why my head hurt so much when I touched them.

"Hello again Jason" The doctor said coming in my room the same time he always did.

"Uh..Hello sir" I said in reply.

"That's the first time you've talked since the accident" He said.

"What exactly happened to me?" I asked.

"You hit your head on concrete during a fight"...
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SAW TORTURE

In this method, the victim is hung upside down, so that the blood will rush to their heads and keep them conscious during the long torture. The torturer would then saw through the victims’ bodies until they were completely sawed in half. Most were cut up only in their abdomen to prolong their agony.

WOODEN HORSE/SPANISH DONKEY

One of the torture devices during the Spanish Inquisition and medieval ages, this is probably one of the most gruesome of them all. The victim is put astride, naked, on a donkey-like apparatus, which is actually a vertical wooden board with a sharp V-wedge...
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So a while back I made two 기사 about my 가장 좋아하는 villains and why I like them specifically but what about the bad guys just makes them so enticing for me? Heck I may have even typed up an 기사 like this before, but with a years later with a new perspective, alongside an updated list of my 상단, 맨 위로 25 fictional villains, I decided that it's time to reveal why I like the bad guys so much.

Top 25

Some of them are refromed 또는 simply played an antagonistic role but are not super evil. Won't state which ones are reformed because spoilers.

1. Azula (Avatar)
2. Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)
3. Bellatrix...
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posted by youknowit101
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(I felt this needed to be done publicly. If 당신 don’t know what I’m talking about, well that sucks for you, doesn’t it? :p )

As some of 당신 probably know, I went a little overboard when I learned that Cassie doesn’t like Green Day. I thought it was sheer ignorance and a blinded, snap judgment. I went off. I’m sorry.

Green 일 is one of my 가장 좋아하는 bands. The Killers are too. They’re both tied for first place, as a matter of fact. When Brandon said what he said about Green Day, it pissed me off, but I didn’t hold it against them. What really got to me was how the 팬 on both sides...
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posted by BellaCullen96
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Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a 더 많이 suitable host body."
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if 당신 can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, "did 당신 hear that cable snapping sound?"
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers 당신 can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit...
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1: 당신 cant have a little meat on your 본즈 without being called "fat".
2: Boys cant be handsome unless they have "Abs".
3: The only acceptable size in clothes is "0/xs"
4: No one cares how much of a great person 당신 are if your not "Hot" no one will like you.
5: No one cares about inner beauty anymore.
6:If 당신 have pimples your intently called "dirty" 또는 people say 당신 don't wash well enough.
7: 당신 have to be 인기 to be liked.
8:Electronics are far 더 많이 important then reading/writing/playing with friends/spending time with family.
9:You MUST be 사진 hoped to be "perfect ".
10: If your smart your a "nerd".
11: 당신 cant 사랑 yourself unless people 사랑 you.

Isent this just sad? ......I hope 당신 all know all of these are 황소, 불 SHIT !!!!. Don't let the "media" get to you. We all have beauty in us no matter what!.
Not immediatly begin bf/gf. I wanna go back to the generation when a guy had to get permission from the girl’s parents to ask her out. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would physically call her and talk to her, not text. I wanna go back to the generation where your first 키스 would be with someone you’ve been da
ting for months, not hookup with a guy 당신 meet in a club. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would give 당신 his varsity jacket. I wanna go back to the generation where a girl can get any guy just 의해 wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and a pair of sneakers. I wanna...
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1.His cell phone number (picture this 당신 are on a 날짜 with him and she calls to ask wat time will she be home)

2.His parents-(If your mom knows his parents then be prepared to see sum embarrasing pics,of yuor boyfriend)

3. If he is a virgin!! (ppicture this your up in your room with him and she pops in when yall r about to 키스 and she freaks out)

4.His ex-girlfriends (if your mom knows ur boyfriend's ex girlfriends then be prepared to hear what did, tthis girl havetht my daughter didnt)

5.What his style is (your out with ur bf and mom and 당신 turn the corner and she yells OH LOOK A THOOSE SEXY...
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posted by wild-bby
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My friend 게시됨 these on her bebo page a while 이전 so I thought I'd share them with 당신 :D

1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5) Talk the entire way through the...
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