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WHAT TO DO IF YOUR BOYFRIEND BREAKS UP WITH YOU?

posted by ShiningsTar542

As many of 당신 girls out there know who have gone through this, all 당신 want to do after a break-up is cry...

당신 want to cry because 당신 are hurt and because he broke your heart, but take my 조언 and crying will soon be a thing of the past:

1-After a break-up go shopping and hang with your 프렌즈 every day. Do NOT stay 집 alone 또는 당신 will feel depressed.

2-You MUST stay active. Do exercise (which will make 당신 feel better on another level), do art, read, make things, and help out around the house. 당신 could even clean!

3-Spoil yourself. Have your 가장 좋아하는 dessert, 또는 go to a movie 또는 a 음악회, 콘서트 with all your friends.

Remember, do not look at old 사진 of the two of 당신 또는 stay 집 listening to 사랑 songs. 당신 have to 옮기기 on. Put the pictures in a box and don't look at them for a loooooooong time.

조언 sent in 의해 Wambie Shiningstar542 (14)

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Weight Loss Program

posted by Bluekait

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The 다음 day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 년 old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If 당신 can catch me, 당신 can have me."

Without a 초 thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the 다음 four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs...

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Go after your dreams and don't give up (inspiring quote i wrote)

posted by koolkat-1104

i wanna tell 당신 something and 당신 better listen good here.If there's something 당신 really enjoy and 당신 have a huge dream that your really passionate about then go after it.Don't be afraid to follow your 심장 because your 심장 will lead 당신 to the right direction.Don't let anyone discourage 당신 and idc who the heck they are.You are always going to meet 2 people in your life.One person will discourage 당신 and tell 당신 that 당신 are never gonna make it and the other person will encourage 당신 to follow 당신 dreams and will believe in you.They will want 당신 to follow your dreams.So listen to that...

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Facts About Red Heads

posted by E-Scope90

I'm not trying to be abusive in any way, I just found this. I didn't write this.

Approximately 1-2% of humans, 또는 about two in 100 people in the world, have red hair.j
The ancient Greeks believed that redheads would turn into 뱀파이어 after they died.i
Otherwise dark hair may turn red 또는 blond in cases of severe protein deficiency due to starvation.c
Red is the rarest hair color in humans
The most rare hair color in humans is red.b
During the Middle Ages, a child with red hair was thought to be conceived during “unclean sex” 또는 during menstruation.b
Red hair doesn’t gray as much as other hair...

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랜덤 jokes....(actually they r PJs)

posted by pollydbookworm

This 오리 walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do 당신 have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the 오리 leaves.

The 다음 day, the 오리 returns and asks, "Do 당신 have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the 오리 leaves.

The 일 after that, the 오리 walks in the store again and asks "Do 당신 have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told 당신 no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if 당신 come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...

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WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM 당신 KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS:

posted by milorox18

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 질문 aloud, 토론 your 답변 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that 당신 can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this 질문 on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into...

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How To Annoy People At A Funeral (not that 당신 would want to XD)

posted by slytherin360

Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make 사랑 with 당신
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until 당신 find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit 당신 first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of 당신 shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give 당신 a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...

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51 Fun Things to Do at Church

posted by thatguywashot

1.Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."

2.A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".

3.Put stray 개 in 코트 closets.

4.Un-tune the piano.

5.Replace the pianist's sheet 음악 with "Stairway to Heaven".

6.Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.

7.Find an empty seat, and ask the person 다음 to it: "Is this 좌석 SAVED?"

8.Toss around a giant 바닷가, 비치 ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.

9.Ten 분 before it starts, find...

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Just to let 당신 know.

posted by Trainofdoom

Hello everybody this is a short rant about grammar. I have been seeing a LOT of these mistakes. normally I wouldn't care about such petty errors but en masse they really drive me insane.

They're=THEY ARE;They're going to the park.
Their= Group Possessive;It's their money
There=location/thing; Is there anything we can do?

Your=Possessive; Your cat is white.
You're=YOU ARE. 당신 are late to class.

Sorry I went elementary school teacher/Grammar Nazi on your collective illiterate asses but I just felt the need to reinstate some level of intelligence back to this club.

That is all.

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10 가장 좋아하는 YouTuber's

posted by yamishadow2001

10. Number 10 is HMK he makes 비디오 about Legend of Zelda,Kingdom hearts,Super smash bros., etc., but yeah HMK comes in at number 10.
9. Thundershot69 don't laugh about his channel name, but makes 비디오 about Dragon Ball Z and he plays video games he's awesome so yeah.
8. Thefinebros. They make 비디오 where people react to watching something and all kinds of cool stuff.
7. Pewwwwwdiiiiiieepie! But wait 당신 might say this," ehhhhhhhh pewdiepie suuuucks lolalalalalal uuuuuuuuhhhhhh." Well this is My Opinion anyway he makes lets play videos, animation, aaaaannnnnd Fridays with Pewdiepie.
6. Jared...

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What baby are you?

posted by rayrayrox

JANUARY BABY
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.

FEBRUARY BABY
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making 프렌즈 but rarely shows...

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음악 of the Night

posted by Bluekait

Night time sharpens, heightens each sensation
Darkness stirs and wakes imagination

Silently the senses abandon their defenses
Slowly, gently night unfurls its splendor
Grasp it, sense it, tremulous and tender
Turn your face away from the garish light of day
Turn your thoughts away from cold unfeeling light
And listen to the 음악 of the night

Close your eyes and surrender to your darkest dreams
Purge your thoughts of the life 당신 knew before
Close your eyes, let your spirit start to soar
And 당신 live as you've never lived before

Softly, deftly, 음악 shall caress you
Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you...

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Please Listen to me.

posted by the-signless

Do 당신 ever wonder what's going on inside other people's heads?
I do.
A lot.
I wonder what people think of me. Every 초 of my life.
But for some reason, I'm pretty sure it's just a passive acknowledgment of my existence.

They must think to themselves "Really, what does a straight A honors student with a 4.14 Grade Point average and the President of a school club have to hide?"
You'd be surprised.

Life as I had known it before ended in 5th grade. Before the day, December 17th, I had been at peace with my carefully organized world. Of course, I wasn't really sure why it had to be as organized...

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기사 for my Friend

posted by Sylvia_Puffin

Hey, guys. I'm just 글쓰기 a list of awesome things about my friend, Carolyn (I just called her Lynn) who recently deleted her account. If any of 당신 have ever had a good friend 삭제 their account, 당신 know how much it hurts.
Anyway, here's the list.

1. She was really, really nice. That's a must in 프렌즈 for me.
2. Sense of humor.
3. She wrote awesome stories. She's a really good writer.
4. She was really supportive. She always commented and fanned and faved my story, which made me feel really happy.
5. She called me Puffin. I like nicknames people call me. A lot of my really good friends...

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Fabulous Story

posted by 55xxx55

I have a fabulous and true story to tell you. It is very interesting to most people.I do not own this story. Here it is, some of 당신 may recognize it from somewhere:

Yo, I'll tell 당신 what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what 당신 want, what 당신 really really want,
I'll tell 당신 what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what 당신 want, what 당신 really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

If 당신 want my future forget my past,
If 당신 wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your...

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What to do when bored

posted by Boomerxbubbles

What! to do when bored....Doooo Itttt....kidden
1.Open a window and yell "CURSE 당신 WALMARRRRRRT!!!!!!"
2.(guys amied at) wear a mini 치마 to school.
3.(guys amied at....again) wear a mini-mini 치마 to school. 4.throw bannas at ramdom people    .
5.have a 과일 war.
6.do somthing like this 글쓰기 something to do when bored.
7.dress up like a bunny and walk around...

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for girls eyes ONLY

posted by Twilightluv3r

GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So 당신 have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! 저기요 girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did 당신 know 키싱 is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken 수프 actually makes 당신 feel better. 94% of boys would 사랑 it if 당신 sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your 상단, 맨 위로 lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult 당신 when they like you! 89% of guys want 당신 to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. 초콜릿 will make 당신 feel better! Most...

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OMG FREAKY TRUTHS

posted by Penguin11

OMG LOOK WHAT I FOUND THEY ARE CREEPY
12 Things 당신 Didn't Know About U.S. Presidents
Not only were these men leaders of our country--they were multitalented, unique, and even downright quirky. We've heard a lot about their contribution to United States history. But would 당신 have guessed the following...?

1. First U.S. president George Washington rejected a movement among army officers to make him king of the United States.

2. Andrew Jackson, 7th U.S. president, dueled with Charles Dickinson after he insulted Jackson's marriage. Jackson let his opponent 불, 화재 first, giving himself time to...

January 2020 Update

posted by windwakerguy430

Yes, the best and worst video games of the decade are still coming out on the 랜덤 club eventually. I just wanted to talk about something… truly random. The PS DUBs was truly the most unique console out there in the 6th generation. Despite being the biggest thing that was released in that generation, it had a lot of games. Many of them were great and really popular. But when your console is big, everyone wants a piece of the console war pie. And everyone got their games on the PS2 when it was released back in the day. And so many games fell to the wayside, resting on lowly game shelves,...

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Quiz:Are 당신 "normal"?

posted by 90sfan

Take this 퀴즈 to find out if you're "out of the ordinary".

1.You forgot your homework at 집 and your teacher wants to know why.You say:
A."I forgot it." B."My pet dragon had 아기 on it."

2.Uh-oh.Your dad accidently locked 당신 out of the house...AGAIN.What do 당신 do?
A.You try to call him from downstairs. B.You get out you're trusty spoon and attempt to dig a hole through the wall.

3.A dog starts to talk to you.You...
A.Run away,screaming. B.Start to break-dance for no reason.

4.For creative 글쓰기 class,your essay is about...
A.Snowboarding. B.Giant wrestling mice.

5.You're walking into the store.You...