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Okay if someone already made this sorry but I didn't check!So didn't be a 암캐, 암 캐 또는 a dick which ever gender 당신 are!



1.Hang out with friends
2.Make sure your cell phone still works so 당신 can call people,text,sext,and play video games
3.Have a video game station
4.Play video games
5.have a computer!
6.Have the internet
7.Have a television
8.Have the remote to it
9.Have cable to it as well(play your bill yah broke loser)
10.Play out side
11.Have 프렌즈 to play out side with
12.Draw all day!
13.Prank call people
14.Obesse over something then a 년 later get bored
15.Read!-sike real 15.F*ck reading
16.Sleep...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
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Hes only 14 and he drinks beer

Hes older then his brother 의해 six years

Hes not even old enough to deside

Yet his father always drink infront of the kids

At school he gets teased

For being Dizzy and Drunk

He comes to school with a packet of smokes

Lungs filled with ash

Hes only 14 hes just to young

His 7 년 old brother began when he was 1

Its not there fault it was there dad

Kids get habbits from the ones they look up to

Death inside one single smoke

Just watching then drink while he sat and smoke

Kids can't make that choice

But they do it because of someone's voice

So do whats right for a soul

No one should act older then they have grown

there still just little compared to there dad

So stop this now before there dead
1)read something over and over that 당신 thing that think is funny that 당신 또는 someone 게시됨 on fanpop.
2)a nice cup of coffee.
3)a nice cup of hot coco.
4)a nice brakefast(sorry if mis spelled).
5)do something to make yourself laugh.
trust me i works to laugh your head off before 당신 go to school, work, cherch 또는 when your at 집 i just got 암갈색, 암 갈색 읽기 a 100 times over what i 게시됨 on an rp and it was funny i put the words "BONE HEAD" 10 times then put "YOU ARE HOPELESS!" and i'm still laughing my head off so it helps to at lest laugh to start your 일 off right
posted by dizzydiscgirl
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Hi peeps, I just had an idea so I made a spur of the moment article!!!
So, what you've gotta do is write a single word in the 코멘트 box (make sure it's relevant to the one above it!) and eventually it will make a story!!!
E.g:
There
Once
Was
A
Carrot
Called
Bill!

Get it? Ok, the starting word is...
Who




Ghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghhghg



Just filling up 우주 so the 기사 will ACTUALLY POST HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO BE?!?!?
.."........."....."...."........
posted by icuSTALKER
1
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs 당신 a lot.
Don't 당신 사랑 her?
I do...
I 사랑 my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
posted by SymmaGirl2
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Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. -Mother Teresa

With the new 일 comes new strength and new thoughts. -Eleanor Roosevelt

A creative man is motivated 의해 the desire achieve, not the desire to beat others. -Ayn Rand

Act as if what 당신 do makes a difference. It does. -William James

Always desire to learn something useful. -Sophocles

Always do your best. What 당신 plant now, 당신 will harvest later. -Og Mandino

Be gentle to all and strict to yourself. -Saint Teresa of Avila

Either 당신 run the day, 또는 the 일 runs you. -Jim Rohn

Even if 당신 fall on your face, you're...
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From 나비 to praying everyone was okay.I ran to the back room where Ben was.John ran after me.
I saw Ben pointing a gun at a aunt of John's.I grabbed my shoe and threw it at the gun.It slid out of his hand.John's aunt ran away.Ben starred at me.Then,slowly got out another gun.He kept looking at me with a confused look.I looked at John,then,quivering,I knew I had to do something.
"Blondie,Leave.NOW."Ben demanded.John fled,I hope he was bringing help!"Well,well,well.Nanette.I told I'd get you.You thought I'd lie?"He asked."N-n-n..."I stuttered and just shoke my head.This,wasn't the end!I...
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Hold on to me, 사랑
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I 사랑 당신 and I'm not afraid, oh

Can 당신 hear me?
Can 당신 feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of 당신
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow 나무, 트리
(Come and find me)

I know 당신 hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of 당신
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
You pray your dreams...
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I just turned 20.My Fiance and me were getting married,til IT happened.
4:07 P.M. I walked down the aisle.My sister holding the end of my dress.My niece spread red 꽃 petals all over the floor.
Every now and then,I'd worry.What if he wasn't the one?What if this was a mistake?But I remembered what momma told me;
"No matter what he does,remember to 사랑 your enemies."So the 나비 flew away from my stomach.
When he turned his head.A small,tiny tear sprung from his eye.
Finally when the preacher said;"Do you,Nanette,take Johnathan to be your husband?"I couldn't quite hear him."I do."I said.A...
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OK,everyone.The reason 당신 were going to explode if 당신 didn't click this is because we're gonna have a contest!!!WHO CAN POST THE MOST 랜덤 VIDEO 또는 PICTURE???????!!(You could also post 코멘트 다음 to your picture 또는 video to describe what's going on,or even captions!Same rules apply below.But 당신 don't HAVE to post 코멘트 또는 captions 다음 to it if 당신 don't want to.It's completly opitional.)If 당신 post just a 코멘트 또는 caption and no picture 또는 video,by the way,it will not count and 당신 won't have a shot at winning.Sorry!
Here are the rules:
1.It has to be COMPLETELY RANDOM.IT CAN'T...
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posted by andresandru
"argggg!" Lawrence shouted, as he died, everyone was near him, James, a 12 year-old boy, was right beside him, and Philip, his 15 year-old brother, too.

Lawrence had many adventures when child, he went to almost every country, he tried everything, it was no surprise the old man died 3 days before his 102 birthday.

Eventualy, after many coughing, Lawrence closed his eyes, James started crying, and his brother hugged gim, it's hard when 당신 lose a familiar, but when they where going to leave, James, who was holding still Lawrence's hand, felt a hard grip.

"James?" Philip saw he didn't go, so he...
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posted by adaug
당신 can only live once, but if 당신 do it right, once is enough. -Mae West.
I didn't believe that the first time I heard it,but one tiny mistake,can change your live...Forever.
April 19,1999.
The clock read 7:43,I got out of bed.I was late for school.When I left,I didn't say bye to mom 또는 dad.I just left.On the way there,I remembered a physics test I had to take,and if I failed it,I got an F in physics!So,at my lunch hour,I went to the library.I saw my two 프렌즈 already studying.I went over there and we started laughing and talking,but the librarian told us to be quiet.Then she went in the hall.Then...
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.

Everyone gasped.

"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled

"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"

"That darn lady,she 스톨, 훔친 our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"

"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.

"Oh my god!",cowboy said

Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"

"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.

The cowboy sighed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
posted by x-menobsessed26
NEW MEXICO CHILI COOK OFF

If 당신 can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying 의해 the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If 당신 pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.


For those of 당신 who have lived in New Mexico, 당신 know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time 할로윈 comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza. Judge #3 was an inexperienced...
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Why?I didn't want to do this!A war??God.It was so fast.I could remember the crowds cheering.
Everyone else had guns,swords,and some were standing on one knee behind a huge gun.
"10."A guard said.
My eyes closed,the song Summertime-By Bridgit Mendler-echoed in my head.10 butterflies.
"9,"9 Birds.
"8," 8 Clouds.
"7,"7 Days a Week.
"6,"6 Caterpillars.
"5,"5 Fingers.
"4,"4 Trees.
"3,"3 Leaves.
"2,"2 Branches.
"1."1 sun,1 way,and 1 war.My eyes opened instantly.
PHEW!PHEW!BOOM!POW!
Guns.
I pulled out my Sword.
People yelling.
Then it happened,almost death.
The three of us ran forward,swords in front.Suddenly,THUNK!I...
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7:00 AM.Today was the day!I ran outside.A small 나비 rests on a tiny plant.I try to catch all of them.Then,I stood frozen.It was there.A Blue jay.I haven't seen one since I was 5.I tried to get a picture.It flew away."Dang."I said.I looked at the 꽃 on my shirt.Light yellow and purple flowers.I couldn't believe it.School was out.Finally!I followed the clouds to a path.A long path.I stood on the concrete.Shoes in hand.Barefoot steps.I followed the path.Then I saw them.Both of them.
Alicia and Henry.
"Guys?What are 당신 doing?"I asked.
"Sh!Come on."Alicia beckoned me.
I saw the door.We went...
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A long cave.I was strolling down with my sword in my sword in my hand.Then,TAP TAP!Ariana stood at the front of the cave.Then,she held up her hand,then instantly the sword flew out of my hand.
"Well,well,well.If it isn't little miss-she-can-defeat-me!Ha ha!WRONG!"Ariana's large voice echoed through out the cave.I ran to her.Little did I know.
She had her sword in her hands.
I fell to the ground holding my aching knee.
"Ha ha ha!You fail!Give up,Sarah.I have Maybelle.You're alone.And you're hopeless.Give...Up."She said slowly.
She walked toward the hut Maybelle was in.
I instantly dropped to the ground.I...
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Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, 사랑 a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking 나귀, 엉덩이 so happily
Supernova, bend 당신 over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking 당신 right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock 당신 outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when 당신 go against me,
You...
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posted by sakurahanazono
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1.) write down "Alpha kenny body" on a piece of paper and get someone to read it pretending 당신 have no clue how to read it. (It sounds like they're saying I'll f*** anybody)

2.) Once again write on a piece of paper "I won a math debate" Now get someone to read this and tell them to say it 5 times fast!

This only works on people if 당신 get them to just say it out loud so don't let them read it in their heads first 또는 else they might figure it out.



I will not be held responsible if anyone gets offended 또는 if 당신 get into trouble for doing these!

- good luck :3
sakurahanazono
When I got home,I ran to my room.I couldn't stand talking to my mom,it reminds me of dad.I couldn't believe how evil Ariana is!My dad left me and mom,but this time,Ariana made him leave!She made the hurt!The pain!And,the memories!That night,I couldn't sleep.I kept crying.Dad was the best dad!I got so used to him being 다음 to me,that it harder to let him go!It wasn't his fault.It was Jim Smith's!He killed my dad!He made the pain!He shot my father!My 심장 ached a pain no one could ever feel!How come Henry never had any problems!He has a mom,dad,brother,sister,a family!I wish I was him!I could...
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