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List by Renesmee_XD posted over a year ago
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An entire new strain of viruses has just been uncovered and we wanted to get this information to 당신 as soon as possible. Please share this with others immediately!!

Monica Lewinsky virus........Sucks all the memory out of your computer.

Lorena Bobbit virus..........Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.

Ellen Degeneres virus........Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.

타이타닉 virus................Makes your whole computer go down.

디즈니 virus.................Everything in the computer goes Goofy.

Mike Tyson virus.............Quits after one byte.

Prozac virus.......Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

Woody Allen virus.........By-passes the motherboard and turns on daughter card.

Joey Buttafuoco virus........Only attacks minor files.

Spice Girl virus.............Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.

Ronald Reagan virus..........Saves your data, but forgets
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List by 12e444 posted over a year ago
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당신 know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your 가장 좋아하는 character from 별, 스타 Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
당신 think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled 의해 Beast becoming human.
당신 replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, 또는 Minerva Mink.
당신 slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
당신 can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your 가장 좋아하는 female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
당신 go to see 'Pocahontas' for the animals.
You've seen "Balto" so often 당신 can recite the dialogue off 의해 heart.
... and 당신 think Jenna is sexy.
Furry image files consist of over half of your PC's hard-drive capacity.
당신 know what 'yiff' means.
The section 당신 most frequent in the video store is the children's section.
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List by MidnaTikal8223 posted over a year ago
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1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would 당신 mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs 당신 and takes a little something off 당신 would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are 당신 sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If 당신 say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all 당신 want, not like I care if 당신 are 또는 aren't...As long as 당신 don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say: "Nuh-uh.I know what you'll do.But a [b]Sharpie[b] on my [b]back[b] will be fine"

7. Q. "The first line of Mindless Self Indulgence is a very good quote for me..."
A. I would say: "I know, hon, but no."

8. Q/M. *Rubs your a** *
A. I would: "Get your hand off there..." And moves his hand.
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Article by sarabeara posted over a year ago
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I got this in class one day, and it's pretty fun. Each 질문 contains the initials of words that will complete it correctly. Find the missing words. 답변 can be anywhere from units of measurement to song titles. 답변 at bottom. Answer as many as 당신 can. Good luck! :)

EXAMPLE: 26= L. of the A.
Answer: Letters of the Alphabet



1. 7= W. of the W.
2. 1,001= A.N.
3. 12= S. of the Z.
4. 54= C. in a D. with J.
5. 9= P. in the S.S. (this one is kinda incorrect now)
6. 88= P.K.
7. 13= S. on the A.F.
8. 32= D.F. at which W.F.
9. 18= H. on a G.C.
10. 90= D. in a R.A.
11. 200= D. for P.G. in M.
12. 8= S. on a S.S.
13. 3= B.M. (S.H.T.R.)
14. 4=Q. in a G. 또는 in a D.
15. 24= H. in a D.
16. 1= W. on a U.
17. 5= D. in a Z.C.
18. 57= H.V.
19. 11= P. on a side in F.
20. 1,000= W. that a P. is W.
21. 29= D. in F. in a L.Y.
22. 64= S. on a C.
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Opinion by shutyourface posted over a year ago
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hello people of fanpop

i was thinking i like bananas and sheep's but
instead of 글쓰기 loads of different articles
i should just write a big story 또는 a diary about
it

now this is were i need you
i and stuck on ideas and is in desperate help
of well ideas!

please write your ideas and become a fan
of me and my 기사 so 당신 can tell me your
답변 whenever

thankyou and
PLEASE
write a idea
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List by lalaland101 posted over a year ago
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every 시간 of every day, gamblers lose $696,000 in Las Vegas casinos

south africa fad: some boys in cape town have their upper teeth extracted to look cool

at last count, the U.S. had 612,020 fast 음식 cooks and only 393,730 farm workers

sean connery and lionel richie both keep their oscars in the bathroom

a heated jawbreaker, 삐걱 거리는 소리 can explode when bitten into

studies show that covering a wart with duct tape is 더 많이 effective than having a doctor remove it

your 더 많이 likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket then 당신 winning the lottery

a glass bottle can take as long as 4,000 years to decompose

in 2009 a 10-year-old british girl placed her grandmother for sale on eBay for 99 cents

옥스퍼드, 옥스포드 dictionary's 2009 word of the year:''unfriend''to take someone off your 페이스북 프렌즈 list

a study 의해 the a U.S. research firm found that 40% of twitter messages are ''pointless babble''
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List by TDIlover226 posted over a year ago
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Here is a short list of clubs that I've made:

Noodle: link
Duncan and Courtney: link
Total Drama World Tour: link
Owen and Lindsay: link
Fanboy and Chum Chum: link
Geico's Kash:
link
Petpet Park:link
Himeko Shirogane:
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Fan fiction by jblovesme4ever posted over a year ago
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one 일 that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny said hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first 날짜 ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him 집 AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO 집 AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE SAID WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE SAID COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP

THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES







YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
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Opinion by jblovesme4ever posted over a year ago
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상단, 맨 위로 5 pets

1) hippo hungery hungery hippo
bad bad bad bad hippo 당신 ate me now i am aaaaaaalllllllllll ggggggggooooooneeee and i personly blame 당신 soorry but

2) bunny peter cotin tale hopin down the buunny tral then the end

3) teachers pet who lives under a desk
teachers pet who doeses my homwork
teachers pet

4)kitty cat 저기요 its fun to say
plus they claw 당신 ggggggrrrr

5) hannah montana i hate her so she would make the peerrffaccctt pet i could slap her around


and plus there is one 더 많이 a tiger becuse sweeelll they eould eat your teACHER AND Plus all thE anIMALS Above






bhye bye beye
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Opinion by jblovesme4ever posted over a year ago
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1) red is a flesh eating disese

2)red is EVIL

3)it only goese out with blue

4)red has big ears(bigger than dumbo)

5)red was born it italy and is now a world wide sensation(like shakira(soory spelling)hah)

6)red will one 일 take over the world

7)red lives in our mind

8)red's 가장 좋아하는 음식 is pizza

9)red eats our brains(look at number 7)

10)hates the world

11)it plays your wii after 당신 go to 침대 at night

12)lloooooooveesssss twilight

13)kissed justin bieber

14)likes the pretty little liars tv show

15)hates the preety little liar books

16)red hates the color red

17)is my motheres friend 프렌즈 friend

18)only shops at the mall

19)middle name is code

20) last name is wow

21)loves me

22)hates 당신

23)has a pet rock
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List by simlover4 posted over a year ago
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1.Blood
2.Broken bones
3.Needles
4.Surgery.
5.Anything gross
6.injurys
7.YOU!!!(just kidding!)
8.People being run over
9.People getting their head cut off
10.umm....
11.Death
12.other people getting sick
13.someone in pain

do not try to make me faint using these ways becuse i will also puke everywhere and 당신 don't want to see that.i faint when i get teeth pulled...........PIE!!!!!!! thats all i want to write but it will be to short and won't 게시하기 but it should now.maybe not pie! cake!yummy
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List by jblovesme4ever posted over a year ago
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상단, 맨 위로 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR TEACHER

1)cry randomly

2) when the teacher calls on 당신 say whocares

3)when somone else answeres a qustion say i no ino and if the teacher calls on 당신 say how should i no

4)scream out nerd when 당신 walk 의해 somene

5)call smart ppl nerds

6)read magizenes when 당신 are supposed to do work

7)read this list as your history 신고 and say this should be an a ppls

8) play your 아이팟 and say this is my fravorite song

9) always say yea when 당신 get an f in a test

10) say i llove 당신 to your teaachers

11)the end is always the begining of your project
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Article by moolah posted over a year ago
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Ferine
The Cause of Stupidity:
Long 이전 in Southern America their was a donkey named, Ferine. Ferine was super smart. He was smarter than all the animals. His IQ was 409. His parents were very proud of him.
One 일 Ferine went to the market and was buying pears. He picked up the pear. The price was 2$. Ferine wanted to buy 2 pears but only had 3$. So, Ferine went up to the counter with 2 pears. The cashier, Monkey said, “That will be 4$ sir.” Monkey was nervous talking to the smartest animal. He was the dumbest animal and his parents were not proud of him. Ferine frowned, “What do 당신 mean? I added it up and it came to 3$.” Monkey scrunched his face up and said, “Sir-it is 4$. 2 pears 4$.” Ferine nodded, and quickly slipped the tag off the smallest. “But, sir shouldn’t this be 1$ since it’s much too small to come to 2$?” Monkey thought about that, “I guess you’re right. You’re so smart.” That 일 Ferine got his two pears.
Everybody listened to donkeys from then on because they were descendants of Ferine so everyone thought they were smart. But they weren’t; their IQ’s were always 1 2 3 또는 4.
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Fan fiction by HaleyDewit posted over a year ago
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Chapter two: The time-travel
Bianca grabbed Chris 의해 his shoulder and shimmered him to the attic. She gently lay him down on the floor and went to the Book of Shadows. She feverously started paging, but didn’t find anything that could possibly help. She slammed the Book and threw it on the floor, frustrated . “There has to be something!”, she screamed, while she tried to stop the tears from coming.
Chris groaned and lifted up his head to look at Bianca. “Maybe if there was a whitelighter available…” Bianca shook her head. “The whitelighters are all dead, as well as the Elders”, she said hopeless. But than her eyes started to gleam and she gasped. Chris frowned and wondered what she was thinking of.
“There are no whitelighters in this time, but in the past there are thousands of them” Chris’s frown got even deeper. What the hell was she talking about? She watched him and could see 의해 the confused look in his eyes that he didn’t understand a single bit of what she was saying. She started to explain.
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List by breebree446 posted over a year ago
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저기요 hey!!!!!!!!!

Bored online, so I just decided to make a list of 아이콘 I think are really cool. I got all of them from Glitter Graphics.com.

Awesome website people!

Check it out some time!

Why am I typing like this?

I'm taking up space!

They won't let me 게시하기 the 기사 because I don't have enough typed in the 기사 space!

Well, haha, 팬팝 people!

Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I guess this is about it.

Scroll for 랜덤 insanity!

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Plz comment!!!!!!!!!!
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Article by simpleplan posted over a year ago
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Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed 의해 public hanging for the murder of a child

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily, on average!

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year

The storage capacity of human brain exceeds 4 Terrabytes

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored 일 for self-destruction.

고양이 sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.

In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.

의해 the time a child finishes elementary school she/he will have witnessed 8,000 murders and 100,000 acts of violence on television.

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Opinion by jblovesme4ever posted over a year ago
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[]miley cyrus the girl who many of whom look up to but why[
resons to hate her(feel free to add 더 많이 on comments)

1)[]her music]: she doesnt write it on her own and her newest song untamed wow the part where she says I GO THOUGHT BOYS LIKE MONEY:and the only good song she has is the climb: and that is not saying much!!!:patry in the usa wow that is the s&^%$#@ 음악 vidio i have seen it a while

2)money: the only reson she is here is bcus she wants money: she has to get payed to do chairty events:and she is always just talking about it to

3)she doesnt care about her fans: she may say she doese but no 또는 why else would she insist on being payed for charity events

4) she is a fake: her cloths r picked out for her she isnt herself she doesnt even have a fashion sence : her song untamed was partly her she had ideas but that is the only one she helped with(her dad waz totoaly against it)

5) she is gay!!!!!: no profe needed
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Fan fiction by TDAPlayer158 posted over a year ago
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One day, the Eds were working on a new scam. Double was getting the tools, Ed was painting the sign, and Eddy was just sitting under a 나무, 트리 with sunglasses on.
"How's it coming boys?" Eddy asked.
"Steady as it goes, Eddy..." Double D replied, "As usual..."
"How 'bout you, lumpy?" Eddy urged. Ed was just recently bit 의해 a dog on the hand he writes with, so that makes drawing the sign rather difficult.
"URGH!" Ed wailed as he grasped his hand.
"E-Ed!!" Double D cried.
"What's with you?" Eddy said as he stood and removed his glasses.
"Ow my liver, ow my lasagna!" Ed called.
"Ed, lasagna isn't a vital organ." Double D corrected.
"Your hand's 연기 up, ain't it?" Eddy asked.
"Maybe Ed should go 집 and rest." Double D suggested.
"Say what!" Eddy barked.
"Eddy, he was bitten 의해 a stray dog, it could have rabies."
"Fine."

Later that night...
Ed was trying to catch some Zs, but he couldn't. He kept tossing and turning. Ed got up and looked out the window. He saw a full moon.
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List by simlover4 posted over a year ago
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1.fart with your armpits
2.play with your food
3.beg for a video game after they say no
4.turn the tv on at full blast
5.swear
6.pinch your siblings
7.when the tell 당신 to do something tell them "no thanks,i don't feel like it"
8.sort through their underwear
9.tell them their diet is not working
10.groan randomly
11.spend $30 on 정크 음식 when they told 당신 not to
12.spend their money and claim 당신 donated it hungry kids in africa
13.tell your little siblings about bloody mary
14.at everything the say to 당신 yell "Liar!'
i have not done any of these but they would be fun to do and 당신 can use these to annoy your brother 또는 sister and watch the fun :-))
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Opinion by shutyourface posted over a year ago
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i think

that 양 are the best animal in the world
and
바나나 are the best 과일
and
all vegetables are crap
and
clouds are better than smoke
and
fireworks are............um..........good?
and
a 양 should eat a 바나나 what then says
"VEGETABLES ARE CRAP!"
and then say
"i 사랑 clouds but SMOKE IS CRAP!"



















i think

Justin Bieber is the worst thing that ever

i mean ever

happened to the 음악 business
and
lady gaga is the best thing what ever happened
to the 음악 business
and
양 should be able to eat people so that it can over populate the earth



SO WRITE A 코멘트 AND BECOME A 팬 OF ME
MY ARTICLE
AND WRITE A 코멘트

YA GET ME???!!!
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Article by TOTALIzzyluver posted over a year ago
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(Try 읽기 this story with a cowboy 또는 a hilbilly accent)
Tiffany and Pete sat in the moon light.
"Look at them stars. So bright and shiny." Pete said. "Look 더 많이 like squares to me." Said Tiffany.
"Nooooo, there stars." Pete told Tiffany.
"Hey that squares gettin' bigger.....and bigger....and bigger." Tiffany gasped. "That square looks like its hurrdelin' at us!"
"GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Pete yelled pushing Tiffany out of the way of the falling star. The 별, 스타 landed where Tiffany was sitting but she was now a few feet from it. "YEAH! Gots me a square!" Tiffany squeled
The End.

Short but it was an idea that came to me in the shower...and the idea credit goes to my non fanpopping 프렌즈 Liz and Tiffany who showed me the "Looks 더 많이 like squares to me" thingy....any way what do 당신 guys think????
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Opinion by juviechick1339 posted over a year ago
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why boys go out with girls... so true
Created 의해 augustemily1997

Created 의해 augustemily1997 on Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Tagged: yay
REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
did 당신 know that every night before 당신 go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to 키스 you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If 당신 repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with 당신 will approach 당신 within one 월 and ask 당신 out 또는 grab 당신 and 키스 you. but if 당신 break this chain no one will like 당신 또는 ask 당신 out again for like 5 years........
advice....
WHEN SHE SAYS 당신 ARE CRAZY/WEIRD
-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
WHEN SHE ACTS SHY
-SAY I 사랑 YOU
WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE HER
WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS
- 키스 HER
WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES
- HOLD HER TIGHT
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Article by meow_girl posted over a year ago
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Hayley
WARNING:The following 기사 contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.


*One 일 at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a 년 ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well 당신 don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James 당신 creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on the ground*

Hayley:Yeah,let's do girl stuff! *Glee*

Kara:You're nine,why aren't 당신 in school?

Haley:Oh shit,I've been discovered!

*Hayley walks away*

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Article by TOTALIzzyluver posted over a year ago
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Gwen ran through the park. Her closet friend Annie had been kidnapped 의해 the 피자 Monster. She heard a scream in the distance. It was Annie's scream the same scream she heard that 일 they went to rider roller coasters at a local theme park. Suddenly Gwen heard giggling. The giggling belonged to one Annie Armstrong, the funniest person she knows and the best at drawing beavers during social studies. Annie was lying on the ground with a park bench lying on 상단, 맨 위로 of her.
"Annie! Are 당신 okay?" Gwen asked. "Don't worry Kathy, I'm as flippy as the 다음 hamburger!" Annie called out. "what?" "How did this happen?" Gwen asked. "The Pingy pong stuck my ducky under the bench!" Annie cried. Clearly Annie was a little messed up from 피자 Monster's evil spells of cheeseyness. Gwen helped lift the bench off Annie as well as helping her wacked out friend up. "What has that beast done to?" Gwen asked. "I have no idea. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Gwen screamed. the 피자 monster appeared from behind a bush. "RUN!" Annie screamed. Annie ran but the huge monster grabbed Gwen and stomped off with her.
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Opinion by Duncan-superfan posted over a year ago
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Do 당신 think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp


Are 개 cute?:

DUHH! ~<3


Do 당신 fish?:

Nope!


Are 당신 at the age where 당신 can drink?:

Not yet. x3


Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless 당신 try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD


Do 당신 have a boyfriend 또는 girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3


Do 당신 know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....


Have 당신 ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u


Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..


[u]Do 당신 have your ears pierced?:

I used to.
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