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List by jblovesme4ever posted over a year ago
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상단, 맨 위로 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR TEACHER

1)cry randomly

2) when the teacher calls on 당신 say whocares

3)when somone else answeres a qustion say i no ino and if the teacher calls on 당신 say how should i no

4)scream out nerd when 당신 walk 의해 somene

5)call smart ppl nerds

6)read magizenes when 당신 are supposed to do work

7)read this list as your history 신고 and say this should be an a ppls

8) play your 아이팟 and say this is my fravorite song

9) always say yea when 당신 get an f in a test

10) say i llove 당신 to your teaachers

11)the end is always the begining of your project
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Article by moolah posted over a year ago
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Ferine
The Cause of Stupidity:
Long 이전 in Southern America their was a donkey named, Ferine. Ferine was super smart. He was smarter than all the animals. His IQ was 409. His parents were very proud of him.
One 일 Ferine went to the market and was buying pears. He picked up the pear. The price was 2$. Ferine wanted to buy 2 pears but only had 3$. So, Ferine went up to the counter with 2 pears. The cashier, Monkey said, “That will be 4$ sir.” Monkey was nervous talking to the smartest animal. He was the dumbest animal and his parents were not proud of him. Ferine frowned, “What do 당신 mean? I added it up and it came to 3$.” Monkey scrunched his face up and said, “Sir-it is 4$. 2 pears 4$.” Ferine nodded, and quickly slipped the tag off the smallest. “But, sir shouldn’t this be 1$ since it’s much too small to come to 2$?” Monkey thought about that, “I guess you’re right. You’re so smart.” That 일 Ferine got his two pears.
Everybody listened to donkeys from then on because they were descendants of Ferine so everyone thought they were smart. But they weren’t; their IQ’s were always 1 2 3 또는 4.
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Fan fiction by HaleyDewit posted over a year ago
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Chapter two: The time-travel
Bianca grabbed Chris 의해 his shoulder and shimmered him to the attic. She gently lay him down on the floor and went to the Book of Shadows. She feverously started paging, but didn’t find anything that could possibly help. She slammed the Book and threw it on the floor, frustrated . “There has to be something!”, she screamed, while she tried to stop the tears from coming.
Chris groaned and lifted up his head to look at Bianca. “Maybe if there was a whitelighter available…” Bianca shook her head. “The whitelighters are all dead, as well as the Elders”, she said hopeless. But than her eyes started to gleam and she gasped. Chris frowned and wondered what she was thinking of.
“There are no whitelighters in this time, but in the past there are thousands of them” Chris’s frown got even deeper. What the hell was she talking about? She watched him and could see 의해 the confused look in his eyes that he didn’t understand a single bit of what she was saying. She started to explain.
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List by breebree446 posted over a year ago
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저기요 hey!!!!!!!!!

Bored online, so I just decided to make a list of 아이콘 I think are really cool. I got all of them from Glitter Graphics.com.

Awesome website people!

Check it out some time!

Why am I typing like this?

I'm taking up space!

They won't let me 게시하기 the 기사 because I don't have enough typed in the 기사 space!

Well, haha, 팬팝 people!

Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I guess this is about it.

Scroll for 랜덤 insanity!

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Plz comment!!!!!!!!!!
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Article by simpleplan posted over a year ago
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Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed 의해 public hanging for the murder of a child

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily, on average!

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year

The storage capacity of human brain exceeds 4 Terrabytes

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored 일 for self-destruction.

고양이 sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.

In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.

의해 the time a child finishes elementary school she/he will have witnessed 8,000 murders and 100,000 acts of violence on television.

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Opinion by jblovesme4ever posted over a year ago
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[]miley cyrus the girl who many of whom look up to but why[
resons to hate her(feel free to add 더 많이 on comments)

1)[]her music]: she doesnt write it on her own and her newest song untamed wow the part where she says I GO THOUGHT BOYS LIKE MONEY:and the only good song she has is the climb: and that is not saying much!!!:patry in the usa wow that is the s&^%$#@ 음악 vidio i have seen it a while

2)money: the only reson she is here is bcus she wants money: she has to get payed to do chairty events:and she is always just talking about it to

3)she doesnt care about her fans: she may say she doese but no 또는 why else would she insist on being payed for charity events

4) she is a fake: her cloths r picked out for her she isnt herself she doesnt even have a fashion sence : her song untamed was partly her she had ideas but that is the only one she helped with(her dad waz totoaly against it)

5) she is gay!!!!!: no profe needed
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Fan fiction by TDAPlayer158 posted over a year ago
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One day, the Eds were working on a new scam. Double was getting the tools, Ed was painting the sign, and Eddy was just sitting under a 나무, 트리 with sunglasses on.
"How's it coming boys?" Eddy asked.
"Steady as it goes, Eddy..." Double D replied, "As usual..."
"How 'bout you, lumpy?" Eddy urged. Ed was just recently bit 의해 a dog on the hand he writes with, so that makes drawing the sign rather difficult.
"URGH!" Ed wailed as he grasped his hand.
"E-Ed!!" Double D cried.
"What's with you?" Eddy said as he stood and removed his glasses.
"Ow my liver, ow my lasagna!" Ed called.
"Ed, lasagna isn't a vital organ." Double D corrected.
"Your hand's 연기 up, ain't it?" Eddy asked.
"Maybe Ed should go 집 and rest." Double D suggested.
"Say what!" Eddy barked.
"Eddy, he was bitten 의해 a stray dog, it could have rabies."
"Fine."

Later that night...
Ed was trying to catch some Zs, but he couldn't. He kept tossing and turning. Ed got up and looked out the window. He saw a full moon.
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List by simlover4 posted over a year ago
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1.fart with your armpits
2.play with your food
3.beg for a video game after they say no
4.turn the tv on at full blast
5.swear
6.pinch your siblings
7.when the tell 당신 to do something tell them "no thanks,i don't feel like it"
8.sort through their underwear
9.tell them their diet is not working
10.groan randomly
11.spend $30 on 정크 음식 when they told 당신 not to
12.spend their money and claim 당신 donated it hungry kids in africa
13.tell your little siblings about bloody mary
14.at everything the say to 당신 yell "Liar!'
i have not done any of these but they would be fun to do and 당신 can use these to annoy your brother 또는 sister and watch the fun :-))
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Opinion by shutyourface posted over a year ago
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i think

that 양 are the best animal in the world
and
바나나 are the best 과일
and
all vegetables are crap
and
clouds are better than smoke
and
fireworks are............um..........good?
and
a 양 should eat a 바나나 what then says
"VEGETABLES ARE CRAP!"
and then say
"i 사랑 clouds but SMOKE IS CRAP!"



















i think

Justin Bieber is the worst thing that ever

i mean ever

happened to the 음악 business
and
lady gaga is the best thing what ever happened
to the 음악 business
and
양 should be able to eat people so that it can over populate the earth



SO WRITE A 코멘트 AND BECOME A 팬 OF ME
MY ARTICLE
AND WRITE A 코멘트

YA GET ME???!!!
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Article by TOTALIzzyluver posted over a year ago
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(Try 읽기 this story with a cowboy 또는 a hilbilly accent)
Tiffany and Pete sat in the moon light.
"Look at them stars. So bright and shiny." Pete said. "Look 더 많이 like squares to me." Said Tiffany.
"Nooooo, there stars." Pete told Tiffany.
"Hey that squares gettin' bigger.....and bigger....and bigger." Tiffany gasped. "That square looks like its hurrdelin' at us!"
"GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Pete yelled pushing Tiffany out of the way of the falling star. The 별, 스타 landed where Tiffany was sitting but she was now a few feet from it. "YEAH! Gots me a square!" Tiffany squeled
The End.

Short but it was an idea that came to me in the shower...and the idea credit goes to my non fanpopping 프렌즈 Liz and Tiffany who showed me the "Looks 더 많이 like squares to me" thingy....any way what do 당신 guys think????
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Opinion by juviechick1339 posted over a year ago
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why boys go out with girls... so true
Created 의해 augustemily1997

Created 의해 augustemily1997 on Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Tagged: yay
REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
did 당신 know that every night before 당신 go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to 키스 you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If 당신 repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with 당신 will approach 당신 within one 월 and ask 당신 out 또는 grab 당신 and 키스 you. but if 당신 break this chain no one will like 당신 또는 ask 당신 out again for like 5 years........
advice....
WHEN SHE SAYS 당신 ARE CRAZY/WEIRD
-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
WHEN SHE ACTS SHY
-SAY I 사랑 YOU
WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE HER
WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS
- 키스 HER
WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES
- HOLD HER TIGHT
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Article by meow_girl posted over a year ago
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Hayley
WARNING:The following 기사 contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.


*One 일 at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a 년 ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well 당신 don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James 당신 creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on the ground*

Hayley:Yeah,let's do girl stuff! *Glee*

Kara:You're nine,why aren't 당신 in school?

Haley:Oh shit,I've been discovered!

*Hayley walks away*

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Article by TOTALIzzyluver posted over a year ago
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Gwen ran through the park. Her closet friend Annie had been kidnapped 의해 the 피자 Monster. She heard a scream in the distance. It was Annie's scream the same scream she heard that 일 they went to rider roller coasters at a local theme park. Suddenly Gwen heard giggling. The giggling belonged to one Annie Armstrong, the funniest person she knows and the best at drawing beavers during social studies. Annie was lying on the ground with a park bench lying on 상단, 맨 위로 of her.
"Annie! Are 당신 okay?" Gwen asked. "Don't worry Kathy, I'm as flippy as the 다음 hamburger!" Annie called out. "what?" "How did this happen?" Gwen asked. "The Pingy pong stuck my ducky under the bench!" Annie cried. Clearly Annie was a little messed up from 피자 Monster's evil spells of cheeseyness. Gwen helped lift the bench off Annie as well as helping her wacked out friend up. "What has that beast done to?" Gwen asked. "I have no idea. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Gwen screamed. the 피자 monster appeared from behind a bush. "RUN!" Annie screamed. Annie ran but the huge monster grabbed Gwen and stomped off with her.
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Opinion by Duncan-superfan posted over a year ago
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Do 당신 think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp


Are 개 cute?:

DUHH! ~<3


Do 당신 fish?:

Nope!


Are 당신 at the age where 당신 can drink?:

Not yet. x3


Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless 당신 try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD


Do 당신 have a boyfriend 또는 girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3


Do 당신 know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....


Have 당신 ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u


Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..


[u]Do 당신 have your ears pierced?:

I used to.
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Opinion by crazy_frog222 posted over a year ago
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Your alarm goes off, 당신 hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes.
He stays up for days on end.
당신 take a warm 샤워 to help 당신 wake up.
He goes days 또는 weeks without running water.
당신 complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
당신 put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
당신 make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the 십자가, 크로스 hanging on his chain 다음 to his dog tags.
당신 talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.
He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.
당신 walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.
He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.
당신 complain about how hot it is.
He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his 헬멧 to wipe his brow.
당신 go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.
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Article by moolah posted over a year ago
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Questions:
Do 당신 think Eggs are disgusting?


Are 개 cute?


Do 당신 fish?


Are 당신 at the age where 당신 can drink?


Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?


Do 당신 have a boyfriend 또는 girlfriend?


Do 당신 know who Hayley Steele is?


Have 당신 ever watched Good Luck Charlie?


Ever taken a sponge bath?


Do 당신 have your ears pierced?


Ever broken your butt?


차 is…?


Ever READ Twilight Saga?


Ever burnt 초콜릿 in the microwave?


Ever wanted to die before?


Any siblings?


초콜릿 Pie is Gross?

Do 당신 have a cat?


Do 당신 have a dog?


Have 당신 ever had a baby?


Are 당신 father 또는 a mother 또는 nothing?


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List by kurayami posted over a year ago
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1. meet barney

2. rob a bank while your still cute

3. write a threatening letter to the president

4. egg barneys house because he skipped last weeks show

5. slide down the big slide!

6. get revenge on the 오리 floaty that nearly drowned you

7. be bigger than big brother

8.drink a beer

9. when drunk find bob the builder and tell him what i really think!

10. win the lottery, and wave the money in mommy and daddy's face because apparently "I'm to younge to get an allowance"

11. get over that vacum cleaner fear

12. win at tug o war with the doggy

13. hold the senator hostage in an elabrate murder plot where i stand right behind the state border and him in the other state, with a gun to his head

14. Apologize to the senator

15. catch that one stupid bird that keeps going squack squack night and 일 so i can't even nap!
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Article by dinglebell14 posted over a year ago
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I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton 캔디 road like 45 like 초 이전 and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like 당신 like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went 집 and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like 일 in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't 당신 wanna mix cotton 캔디 and popscicles!
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Guide by Abilei posted over a year ago
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The Game is a mind game where the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which, according to the rules of The Game, must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win The Game; players can only attempt to avoid losing for as long as possible. The Game has been described alternately as pointless and infuriating, 또는 as a challenging game that is fun to play.[1] As of 2010, The Game is played 의해 millions worldwide.

Rules:

There are three rules to The Game:
1)Everyone in the world is playing The Game. (Sometimes narrowed to: "Everybody in the world who knows about The Game is playing The Game",or alternatively, "You are always playing The Game.")
2)Whenever one thinks about The Game, one loses.
3)Losses must be announced to at least one person(either 의해 using a statement such as "I 로스트 The Game" 또는 의해 alternative means).


Some players allow a grace period of 30 초 to half an 시간 after someone has lost, during which a player cannot lose The Game again, 또는 is not obliged to announce a loss.This is done in order to prevent a perpetual loss of The...
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Article by ase posted over a year ago
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Bob: Hello there!
Joe: Oh! How do 당신 do!
Bob: Now then... who are you?
Joe: Well they call me Psycho Joe.
Bob: Why do they call 당신 that?
Joe: I don't know now lay off the sassy back talk!
Bob: Ok! Ok!
(Silence for a while)
Bob: Who's....(looks around and whispers)...they...
Joe: I SAID STOP!!!!!!!
Bob: Oh yea... sorry.
(More silence)
Bob: Who are 당신 again?


In dedication to Bob B. Bob... R.I.P.
Bet 당신 can't guess HER middle name!!!
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Opinion by cute20k posted over a year ago
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As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's 일 time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get 집 so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it 집 in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun has set. The cement is harsh on my knees but is beginning to cool and my face is buried in my jacket. Annabella touched this 재킷, 자 켓 and I am a dog picking up her scent. I don't know if having memories of her is good 또는 bad. I wished that my skull would crack on the thick cement and I would forget everything right there. Starting new couldn't be any worse, I thought. I doze off in the alley because I have no where to be. If I don't come home, Papa won't care. If I don't come home, Cleetus will be happy to get my teddy 곰 I have had since the 일 I born. If I don't come home, I don't think...
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Opinion by cute20k posted over a year ago
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As I weaved through the crowded hallway, I focussed on the rhythm of my footsteps. I was lost. It was as if I was a new student 또는 something. Now that Annabella was gone, the hallway made me dizzy with fear. I stood in this hallway and whined, begging for her not to leave. This is where I shared the last hug I will ever share with Annabella. When you're with your best friend, nothing matters. When 당신 know you'll never see her again, not even a faint light of happiness appears at the end of the freight tunnel.
I had a hard life. We all do. I lived in a small mountain town in North Carolina with my father. We lived in a seemingly-microscopic 선실, 캐빈 of logs, along with our hound dog Cleetus. Mom was gone- had been gone- for a while now. I blamed it all on her- for going, for leaving me without a goodbye. I needed her and I couldn't have her soft spoken, comforting words. It was allher fault. I blamed it on her because there wasn't anyone else to blame it on.
Mom would have given me that warm smile only moms can give and a hug that's worth 더 많이 words than I can imagine. She would have said that Annabella was still in our hearts. Sometimes Dad tries to pass off...
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Article by amethyst44 posted over a year ago
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A lot of people use the word believe in their songs, but believe me, im going to be using believe a lot 더 많이 than 당신 can believe!! XD LOL jk 코멘트 reccommended. (i texted all this on my phone and saved it as a draft one time after school, so...) ^^'

~~~Believe~~~

A world where only 당신 can,
Break the fear.
No chance to save the world then,
So jump the pier.
Makes everyone feel better...
Makes everyone feel better...

Tame the evil that's inside,
Let the night make 당신 feel alive,
For there is only one for you,
Your time is finally overdue...
It's overdue...!

CH: Desperation hits a nerve,
When no one hears a single word,
Make them listen...
Make them listen...
Calling out upon the sea,
Hoping that you'll hear from me,
Make it listen...
Make it listen...
Because that is all that 당신 have,
When you're 노래 to the dead,
When 당신 Believe. (when 당신 Believe...)
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Review by K5-HOWL posted over a year ago
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COVINGTON, La. - An untested procedure to plug the blown-out oil well in the Gulf of Mexico seemed to be working, officials said Thursday, but new estimates showed the spill has already surpassed the Exxon Valdez as the worst in U.S. history.A team of scientists trying to determine how much oil has been flowing since the offshore rig Deepwater Horizon exploded April 20 and sank two days later found the rate was 더 많이 than twice and possibly up to five times as high as previously thought. The fallout from the spill has stretched all the way to Washington, where the head of the federal agency that oversees offshore drilling resigned Thursday and President Barack Obama sought to counter criticism 의해 announcing a series of new steps to deal with the spill's aftermath.
"The American people should know that from the moment this disaster began, the federal government has been in charge of the response effort," Obama told a news conference. He was responding to criticism that his administration had been slow to act and had left BP in charge of plugging the leak.
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Opinion by jessicamc26 posted over a year ago
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The Engineer

An engineer dies and reports to hell.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty 인기 guy.

One 일 God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here 또는 I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are 당신 going to get a lawyer?"
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