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posted by Fangirl99
The sun is up in the sky
i watch it in the big blue ksky
And i ask myslef,"why?"

i stare at the ceiling.
then i get a strange felling.
and this felling is still being.
and then i ask,"why?"

What do i see in those eyes?
what do i see in you?
even thought i still despise.
i always ask myslef,"why?"

ask me that question,"why?"
i say i dont know
they tell me dont lie

so then i speak th truth.
i know that in my heart
i will always 사랑 you

your eyes that shine like he sun
being with 당신 is always fun
one 일 i will tell you,hun
that 당신 are the only one

sorry,not all the words rhyme.im not the best at making poems,but i wanted to share it with 당신 anyways
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.

To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300° C.

The Russians used a pencil.

Enjoy paying your taxes.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....
cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Dream Big Special: The Dream Catcher

What do 당신 want to get out of life? Ask yourself these 10 important 질문 unearth your deepest desires. (Or 당신 could write it in a piece of paper)

1.What excites you?
These are the things that make your 심장 pound and your eyes light up!

2.What words would your family and 프렌즈 use to describe you?

3.What are 당신 really good at?
These are the skills you're most proud of. Perhaps 당신 are good with words 또는 you're a good listener. No talent is too big 또는 too small. Write them all in a piece of paper!

4.If 당신 could spend one 일 learning about anything...
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posted by Tailsfan99
Why do so many people use Facebook? Well for one, I think that so many people use it because of
persuading. There are millions of videos, posts peoples opinions,so people would want to see all of them. 페이스북 can also persuade 당신 to make an account, because 당신 may want to 코멘트 your opinion on something, but need to make a 프로필 to do that. It's like 페이스북 combines all of the 인기 types of websites such as: Gaming websites,video websites(Youtube),and sites like Fanpop! 페이스북 is a persuading brainwashing site that I
do not recommend going to. 페이스북 CAN attract anyone. 페이스북 is sort-of like some businesses. For example: Have 당신 ever walked into a grocery store and noticed deals 당신 think are better like 5.00 for 1 can each of tuna, but only 20.00 for a four-set container with four cans of the same exact tuna? Well yes, that's sort-of what 페이스북 does. ©2014Tailsfan99(Fanpop),all rights reserved.
저기요 there 닌텐도 팬 im making a new series based off Nintendos beloved characters from the super Mario series. If 당신 are interested click on my 프로필 for 더 많이 information. If not then read on maybe 당신 will get interested?

ENJOY :D made 의해 one HUGE 닌텐도 팬 (SeeUV3 aka me)

담홍색, 핑크 Yoshi (Main character)

Name: Marry-ann-Hato
Age: 13 1/2 (currently)
날짜 of birth: ( 2000,july 7th)
personality : Clumsy,kind,a bit too nice sometimes,blunt ,happy ,lovable

Likes: singing, Dancing,Performing,Drawing
Dislikes: Math,Science,Geography

Power Type: electro porter (power of technology and...
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posted by AlOoOosh
Born in Calgary, Canada on March 14, 1991, Rhiannon moved to Melbourne at age four when her engineer father got a job transfer. Originally planning on staying for 18 months, the family extended their visa and embraced Melbourne as their new home.

Outside of school, Rhiannon studied musical theatre, drama and dance, but at age 11 knew that 연기 above all else was her ultimate passion.

Rhiannon graduated last 년 from The Children’s Performing Company of Australia (after joining at age nine) and performed in 뮤지컬 such as The Lion King.

Rhiannon was first seen on screens in Neighbors at...
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I’m not the girl that 당신 see in the magazine
Perfect face and perfect body
Never be anyone but the one I am, one I am
I can’t bend to your expectations
Live to fulfill any fantasy
If what I am is what 당신 need
Love me for me
And not for someone that I would never be
‘Cause what 당신 get is what 당신 see
And I can’t be any 더 많이 than what I am
Love me for me 또는 don’t 사랑 me (Or don’t 사랑 me)
Don’t think you’re gonna change what’s inside of me
Make me who 당신 want me to be
Won’t be someone I’m not for somebody else, someone else
Love me with all my imperfections
Not for an image of your...
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posted by sakurahanazono
1.) Start saying the 질문 really loudly and if they try to tell 당신 to be quite say "shhh this is a test 당신 know, gosh!"

2.) In a maths test start whispering 랜덤 numbers to the person 다음 to 당신 and then when the teacher tells 당신 off say "They made me give them the 답변 또는 they said they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.

3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at 당신 say "What are 당신 lookin at!" 또는 "Stop trying to copy my answers!"

4.) Get on 상단, 맨 위로 of the 표, 테이블 and start doing the macarena.

5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have 당신 been spying on me and teling it everything!"
The Falling Man
One of the most haunting 이미지 captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated 의해 the smoke 또는 get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.

People, 당신 rant so much about how 당신 have a hard time making choices. Whether 당신 should work on your assignment 또는 go out with your friends. Whether 당신 should 날짜 this guy 또는 that guy. Whether 당신 should break up with your boyfriend 또는 not. Whether 당신 should wear the 담홍색, 핑크 블라우스 또는 the baby blue one.

Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
posted by reb1009
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posted by karpach_14
1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If 당신 have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your 프렌즈 come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary 프렌즈 that 당신 ask their opinion of everything.

7. After 당신 have your bath, 덮개, 랩 a bath towel around 당신 and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask 당신 what you're doing, say "Wearing...
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her 옷, 가운 and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the 부엌, 주방 표, 테이블 with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are 당신 down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do 당신 remember 20 years 이전 when we were dating, and
you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her...
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posted by ciaraluvsjustin
1.Bring a pillow.Fall asleep[or pretend to]until the last 15 minutes.Wake up,say"Oh Geez,better get cracking"and do some gibberish work.Turn it in a few 분 early
2.Get a copy of the exam,run out screaming "Andre Andre I've got the secret documents!!"
3.If it is a math/science exam,answer in essay form.If it is a long answer/essay form answer in numbers 또는 symbols.Be creative.
4.Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Throw them at the instructors left nostril.
5.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read 질문 out loud,debate your 답변 with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out"I'M...
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In a mansion far in the southern part of 일본 Miki one of the most 인기 prettiest smartest person in 일본 was walking the streets when she saw a man.She felt 사랑 at first sight.So the man walked up to her and said "hi" Miki responded "hey I'm Mi.." "Miki Mochizuki" "yeah" "everyone knows you" "i guess your right" she looked down at her feet with a sad face "and 당신 are?" "Li Shengshun" "you lie i can see it in your eyes" then he pulled her into an ally "how do 당신 know I'm lying?" "i can see everything just 의해 looking into a persons eyes" "who and what are you" "i should be asking you...
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posted by jessicamc26
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do 당신 want?" "I'm calling to 신고 my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank 당신 very much for the call, sir." The 다음 day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
1)Devise a secret code with your 프렌즈 then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask 질문 so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s 질문 in slow motion 2)Answer 질문 only with one word
3)Scream 랜덤 words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” 또는 “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer 질문 in a different language
13)Fake spasms
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posted by patrisha727
Thanks to the encouragement from Jarik, I had enough time to find some 더 많이 facts! Sorry if some of these are repeated! :S

No piece of normal-size paper can be folded in half 더 많이 than 7 times.

All swans in England are the property of the 퀸 또는 king

The first product to have a bar code scanned was Wrigley's gum.

Earth is the only planet not named after a pagan God.

A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her cheating adulterous husband but she may only do so with her bare hands.

The new 787 Boeing...
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Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your 날짜 begins talking about themselves.
Sacrifice french fries to the great deity, Pomme.
When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live food.
Without asking, eat off your date's plate. Eat 더 많이 from their plate than s/he does.
Fill your pockets with sugar packets, as well as salt and pepper shakers, silverware, floral arrangements . . . i.e. anything on the 표, 테이블 that isn't bolted down.
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
At dinner, guard your plate with fork and 스테이크 knife, so as to give the impression that you'll stab anyone,...
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"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the 겨울왕국 음식 doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps 당신 out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around 크리스마스 time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if 당신 can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies.
Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
Bring a friend and get in a shopping cart....
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posted by pollyloveshouse
This is another chain mail I found, but this one is probably my favourite ever! I can laugh for hours, so enjoy =D

"These are from a book called Disorder in the American courts, and are
things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published 의해 court reporters. Just goes to show how bad the law profession has gotten.

ATTORNEY: Are 당신 sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
ATTORNEY: What gear were 당신 in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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