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Article by TditdaCourtney posted over a year ago
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Me:I HAS A DRESS!!

Kevin:YOUR NOT WEARING A DRESS!!

Me:-___- No silly! I have a dress silly band,Duh!!*pulls out silly band*

Mary:I'M READING! That means i'm smart o3o

Jose:*looks down at mary's shirt* I Like your shirt,you should wear v necks all the time.

Me:*points at him* Prevert!!!

Lilly:I dont like your shirt!

Me: WHY??!! ITS COOKIE MONSTER HOW COULD 당신 NOT LIKE IT??!! Dx

Lilly: I like Elmo better because he's RED and not blue!

Me:RACIST!!!

Me:*reading*

Isaiah:*Takes my book away*

Me:>:( GIVE IT BACK!!

Isaiah:NO! 당신 Read TOO MUCH!!

Me:Pssh NO! I will bite 당신 if 당신 dont give me back my book!!

Isaiah: Fine...

Me:*hits his head with my book* :D

Isaiah:OWWWW!!

Mary: MRS.JOHNSON HOW DO 당신 SPELL 'PHOTOGRAPH'?!!!

Mrs.Johnson:Ugh.Why do 당신 wanna know?! Were in History Class!!
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Opinion by CullenProperty posted over a year ago
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If you’re going to get drunk, don’t drive.
If your going to have sex, don’t get pregnant.
If your going to throw a party, don‘t let your neighbors hear your music.
If your going to steal something, don’t get caught.
If your going to make love, make it passionately.
If your going to lie, make sure your good at it.
If your going to cheat on your boyfriend, make sure it‘s not with one of his friends, but if 당신 want to get back at your boyfriend, do make sure it’s with one of his friends!
If your going to stab your friend in the back, make sure she’s not looking.
If your going to run a marathon, be sure to pack extra socks.
If your going to go to a strip club, make sure to take money.
If your going to make mistakes, don’t make them twice.
If your going to wear makeup, remember these two crucial rules; “A girl can never have enough blue eye shadow” and guys like your face all natural, so don’t goop it on!
If your going to have a summer fling (& he’s a keeper), make him your fall, winter & spring fling, too!
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Opinion by Edwardlover93 posted over a year ago
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Chapter 3 The cult


“What are 당신 on about?” I was shaking with anger. How dare she say what I am and what I'm not “Stuff you” I wanted to say much worse. I walked away from her. Suddenly James was in front of me, smirking at me then he slowly vanished. I had to get out of here. 의해 the time I come back it will be too late.

I was walking down the empty 거리 the sun had set already. How long have I been walking for? I did not even feel tired. Some how I ended up at the park... thinking of Hannah, I walked past where it all happened Hannah screams echoed inside my head. I felt nothing but anger.
“Hello” A voice who I faintly remembered... Damien. I turned round as fast I could my fist clenched and swung at Damien. Before I could register what happened Damien ducked and was behind me buckling me to the ground. He held me to the ground with my hands behind my back.
“Join us?” Damien asked. Is he mad, no way!
“Are 당신 on crack 또는 something no.” I used all my anger to 옮기기 my self away from under him. I lifted him from under me. When I stood up he was on the ground looking up at me.
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Opinion by justinfangrrl posted over a year ago
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Ya' know how everybody thinks fairytales and magic aren't real? Well, I beleive in them!
I'm not talking about santa clause, tooth fairy and easter bunny kinda stuff... I mean like ghosts, 유니콘 and things of that sort.

Everybody in my family has seen SOMETHING. and don't call me crazy. =(

Why is it so inconceivable that these things can't exist? Why is it so hard to believe that a big hairy man walks around in the woods? It could be like a woodland ape!

What's wrong with thinking 유니콘 are real???! Who said they have to have magical powers? It's pretty much just a beautiful horse with a horn!

And spirits and souls are real! DEFINTATELY! i bet scientists invented all that crap so that they and hethens have something to beleive in. But when they die, they're gonna want to believe in heaven.


Don't spam this, it's JUST AN ARTICLE! 당신 can agree with me if 당신 like. Just don't be mean if 당신 disagree. just state your reason kindly. =) thanks. This is my first article, so there can be improvments in my 다음 one.
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Article by randomer123boo posted over a year ago
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here u go

1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the 상단, 맨 위로 of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the 샵 has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the 샵

if 당신 have done one 또는 더 많이 of these tips 당신 should have benn 왕좌, 왕위 out

have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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List by KitkatKaysa posted over a year ago
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Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws 음식 at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid 질문 (ex: What do 도서관, 라이브러리 cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a 일 when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who 당신 think she is
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Opinion by madisonsavanna posted over a year ago
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One 일 a group of girls were having fun and being crazy, laughing and talking to each other in funny voices, careless of what the other kids at school thought of them. A girl walked up to them and told them they were all pathetic losers, giving each of the girls a different insult. She then walked away with her head held high. All the girls looked at each other and burst into laughter. The mean girl turned around and asked
“Why are 당신 laughing? I just insulted all of 당신 losers”
“Well, we just find it hilariously pathetic how 당신 feel 당신 have to take the time to make fun of us. 당신 obviously have nothing better to do. If we’re such losers, then why do 당신 even bother talking to us?” One of the girls implied
The mean girl rolled her eyes and strutted off.


Some people might call the mean girl in this short story arrogant, but that’s exactly what she’s not. 당신 know why? Because if 당신 truly believed in yourself, 당신 discover 당신 don’t have to bring others down. We all have different ways to feel good about ourselves; some people look in the mirror everyday and tell themselves they’re awesome, some people leave...
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Opinion by Tayloraddict-1 posted over a year ago
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Another overgrowing problem is posers. I cannot stand them they annoy the fuck outta me like how many 'real' Justin Biebers are out there i saw on this one fake JB page it said 저기요 this is not really JBs page and i just wanted to say no duh but posers are total asses like why cant u get compliments and be normal and if people dont respect u on 팬팝 just get the fuck off simple why pretend to be someone else ur not
Its crazy how some ppl fall for it it makes me laugh i dont believe tht bullshit HA! laugh out loud lolz XD Like im respected for who i am and if u dont like me OH WELL cuz imma keep goin on with.
Again Fanpoppers lets 가입하기 forces to try to 신고 every poser we see.
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Opinion by Tayloraddict-1 posted over a year ago
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On tons of clubs i see a 질문 saying "Can 당신 plz be a 팬 of me?" Its was ok at first then i just saw it everywhere and i thought it was just getting annoying.All I see on 랜덤 is Can 당신 plz be my fan? Just filling up my 업데이트 더 많이 and 더 많이 everyday.
Ive seen people with 200 또는 더 많이 팬 asking Can u 팬 me plz i really need some 더 많이 fans. Like this is not a competition to see who will get the 더 많이 팬 its just life XD And 당신 gotta earn your 팬 because i had to earn my 팬 and look at me now i have over 600 fans. I earned all of em.
Its not fair to us other fanpoppers who werked real hard to get so much 팬 to see whoever new person 당신 are coming in our 팬팝 family and getting wat 당신 dont deserve.
And 다음 time i see a 질문 like that i dont wanna be harsh but imma say Fuck no earn ur own damn fans.
Because Fanpopers this is an overgrowing problem we need to stop plz let us 가입하기 forces.
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Guide by alismouha posted over a year ago
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Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.

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Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.

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Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.

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A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .

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Here's a handy advice:don't 조언 anyone,so 당신 don't carry their sins.

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Two 당신 can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.

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The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.

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A Woman doesn't marry for love,her first rule is:Never marry the millionaire until 당신 make him believe that 당신 사랑 him.
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Article by fencingrocks posted over a year ago
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In my school, we have this dumb period called skills. It is last period, and we switch teachers every day. What we do in skills totally depends on the teacher we have.

Anyways, I was in science skills. My teacher was making us plot the track of Hurricane Katrina. He is oddly obsessed with hurricanes and no one knows why.

He put me at a science 표, 테이블 in the back of the room, with this girl named Abigail.

Abigail and I had talked before, but we weren’t really that close.

I gathered my hurricane plotting materials, and placed them down on the black science table.

Once class started, Abigail and I began talking. We both seemed to enjoy messing with my science teacher.

As we were working quietly, my science teacher let out one of his world famous laughs.

당신 see, he really doesn’t laugh, he just chuckles. He has a very squeaky irritating laugh, so when he let out a loud one, Abigail and I cracked up.
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Article by alismouha posted over a year ago
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My dear son...

I send 당신 this letter,if it doesn't reach you,tell me so I can re-send it.

I'm 글쓰기 this as slowly as I can,because I am aware that 당신 can't read quickly.

I will send this to 당신 with your brother,he is asleep now,so I'll put it in his pocket,if he forgets to hand it to you,reach in and take it.

The weather is really great here,it only rained a couple of times last week,the first time it lasted 4 days,and the 초 one it was only 3 days.

About the leather 재킷, 자 켓 당신 wanted me to send to you,it was going to cost me a fortune to ship because its buttons were too heavy,so I cut it and put it in one of the pockets,hope 당신 don't mind.

Your brother has a new job,he is now responsible for over 500 people,can 당신 imagine?he cuts the cemetery's grass.

Your Sister is finally pregnant now,she promised to name it after me if it is a boy,this is the first time I hear about someone to be called "Father".
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Opinion by emilyroxx posted over a year ago
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This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
Hello, I’m back! I’ll write 더 많이 now.
So this 랜덤 kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone 당신 want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I said “What?” and she said “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
    One thought that occurred to me today was (those of 당신 that have little siblings out there will get what I’m saying here) older siblings like to torment their younger siblings. That’s just the way things go. Don’t even try to deny what I’m saying older siblings, 당신 know it’s true. However, do 당신 guys notice that when someone else tries to bother your younger brother/sister 당신 automatically get mad and defend them? It’s kind of an attitude like ‘No, I am the only one that’s allowed to bug my sibling, so back off.’ That’s how I am with my little brother, and I’ve noticed it with my friends’ siblings...
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Opinion by TDIlover226 posted over a year ago
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My class-mates are fuck-tards :3
Here are the events that went on yesterday and today in my 2nd 시간 science class.

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Mark: KYEEROP.
Michael: 당신 sound like a Teddy 곰 =ω=
Lanni: Wait.. What does a Teddy 곰 even SOUND like..? And how do 당신 know? *Makes suspicious face*
Michael: 당신 ask Mark, he's the one making teddy-noises over here!
James: So we could call him Teddy-Mark!
Me: ..Was that supposed to be funny?
James: Aw, come ON! That was some top-quality funny shit going on right there!

Lanni: I has a jellyfish :3
*Everyone stares*
Lanni: What?
*Everyone continues staring*
Lanni: WHAT!?
Michael: LIAR! I see no jellyfish!
Mark: *Begins humming the 'jellyfish song'
Lanni: Yes I DO have a jellyfish! *Holds up jellyfish-shaped sillyband and smiles*
Michael: ..Holy shit.. 당신 GIVE THAT TO ME! RIGHT NAO!

Jordan: Hey.. How do 당신 spell 'precipitation'?
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Opinion by RaydKaydiroxs posted over a year ago
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1. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt

2. during phys. ed. when the teacher says any 더 많이 질문 say " why does my 개 breath smell like dog food"

3. slip a dollar on your test and write thanks for the A+ 사랑 (your name)

4. use your cell phone during class and when the teacher tells 당신 to bring it there say wait wait i really need to take this call and when they try to talk again say shhh shhh

5. put posters in the drug ed. room that says lets get drunk... if 당신 dont have a drug ed room they can go around the school too.

6. start eating pop tarts in class and when the teacher tells 당신 to stop say i skipped breakfast to do my homework

7. ask your physics teacher why E=MC2 and when they cant answer it say i wish i had a nnicer teacher. then say why are 당신 always so negative.

8. stand up in the middle of class and yell lies lies! STOP THE LIES!

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Opinion by invaderzimemo posted over a year ago
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List by hannah16 posted over a year ago
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1. run in squares
2. chase a squirrel
3. go into walmart with a big stick and pretend to be blind
4. go up to some 랜덤 old man and say, "grandpa, you're alive! it's a miracle!"
5. go up to someone and pull out a piece of their hair and yell, "DNA!"
6. blink wildly, then close your eyes for an amazing light show
7. see how long 당신 can hold a not
8. use your secret mind power
9. pretend you're a robot
10. scratch yourself
11. rate passers by
12. repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
13. pinch yourself
14. try and 제비, 삼키기 your tongue
15. pretend to be a car
16. make 별, 스타 trek door noises
17. look at something for awhile, shut your eyes, study after image
18. get yourself as nauseated as possible
19. invent a weird twitch
20. make a low buzzing noise
21. see what is in your neighbors trash
22. watch tv, repeat everything said in and Italian accent
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Article by kitkat709477 posted over a year ago
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Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in 사랑 with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do 당신 mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like 당신 like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell 당신 later. Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why 당신 don't like me! Boy: Do 당신 really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're uglier than freaking crap! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?! Girl: But... I... Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! (Knowing he loved her to but was afraid of what his 프렌즈 would think) The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her 심장 out. Then her cell phone rings. Girl: Hello? Mom: Sweetheart? I want 당신 to go home, ok? I'll be 집 from work in a few hours. Girl: Alright Mom. Mom: I 사랑 you. Girl: I 사랑 당신 too, Mom. Mom: Bye Bye. Girl: Bye The girl heads 집 and once she got there, she went in the bathroom and looked at herself in the mirror. Girl: I'm not pretty enough... She set to work, knowing fully well what she was...
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List by karpach_13 posted over a year ago
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Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to 당신 as much as you
enjoy listening.
3. Don’t say 당신 understand when 당신 don’t.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. 당신 don’t have PMS; don’t act like 당신 know what it’s
like.
6. Saying something sweet might get 당신 off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get 당신 off the hook.
7. If 당신 talk about having a big dick; we know 당신 don’t.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
9. We don’t like it when 당신 act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what 당신 say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It’s good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If 당신 did something wrong 또는 even if 당신 didn’t,
apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 and a movie won’t always cut it.
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List by karpach_13 posted over a year ago
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*****Things Guys think Girls should know*****

We’re not as big of perverts as 당신 think we all are.

No matter what 당신 say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.

We like 당신 to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

Don’t argue with us when we call 당신 beautiful.

Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with
you.

Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us. If 당신 have cramps
and we ask 당신 what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the 월 and
nothing more.

If 당신 really liked us for us, 당신 would let us think that our mustache,
beard, 또는 sideburns looked cool.

We never shave our legs. Get over it.

NEVER ask us if 당신 can put make up on us. It’s just wrong.

Don’t make bets about us, because one of your 프렌즈 will tell us, if you
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List by karpach_13 posted over a year ago
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A is for the automobile which he doesn't own.

B is also for brain, which was located between his legs.

C is for the commitment that was never there.

D is for the dildo he didn't know I had.

E is for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.

F is for his faithfulness, as long as there wasn't something 또는 someone better to do.

G is also for the spot he could never find!

H is for laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door.

I is for impotent which is what I told everyone he was.

J is for jugular, the one I'd 사랑 to sever.

K is for kinky, he always started without me.

엘 is for 사랑 in most cases, but exceptions have been made, 엘 is for LOSER in this case, along with LUSH and LITTLE DICK.

M is for MAN. Has anyone been able to find one? Have 당신 ever met one? Do 당신 know where any are?

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Article by kitkat709477 posted over a year ago
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No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired."

당신 don't have detention, you're just one of the"exit delayed."

Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."

These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."

Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."

Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."

Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."

You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."

You're not late, 당신 just have a "rescheduled arrival time."

You're not having a bad hair day, you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."

당신 don't have smelly gym socks, 당신 have "odor-retentive athletic footwear."

No one's tall anymore. He's "vertically enhanced."

You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."
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List by darkkhorn19 posted over a year ago
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Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. 부시, 부시 대통령은

"ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY" - tencommandments.org

"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit every other moral crime." - tencommandments.org

"Not only does atheism prevent atheists from properly understanding... but it prevents their minds from being elevated enough to understand the simplest common sense facts." - tencommandments.org

"All 당신 atheists are *******es. None of 당신 have fought in any wars, 또는 have done anything dangerous."
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Opinion by emilyroxx posted over a year ago
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Llamas R us
Guess what? I’m back! I’ve decided that I’m going to write one of these every few days when I get bored. So… have 당신 noticed that the quality of cartoon shows has decreased within the last 5 years? I mean, what ever happened to Invader Zim and Courage the Cowardly Dog? Those were good quality shows. Now, the best that they can come up with is Fanboy and Chum Chum. (The most annoying show ever.) 당신 know what show really depresses me? Spongebob. That used to be a really good show, but now they have new writers and the show SUCKS. Whenever my brother plays it now, I leave the room.
My brother got his school pictures in the mail today. That means that I’ll be getting mine soon, a fact that fills me with dread. 당신 see, we had this really crappy picture service this year, and the woman who took my picture was the worst. My friend hates to smile in school pictures because she says that she looks weird. (she doesn’t.) so when she didn’t smile, the woman said something funny (I don’t know what.) and when my friend laughed, she took the picture. THAT sucks. When my turn came around, she didn’t tell me when she was going to take the picture, so I was still getting...
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Opinion by emilyroxx posted over a year ago
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Okay, I wanted to create a website and start a blog, but I’ve never really had the time, 또는 the ability. So what I plan to do is post some sort of 랜덤 blog on the 랜덤 팬 page. Just things that I’ve been thinking lately.
So, to start off I’m going to tell a story about my life.
One 일 this summer, my friend (Let’s call him ‘Joe’) and I were playing capture the flag. (One of my 가장 좋아하는 games.) With his little sister and my little brother. We’re 다음 door neighbors, so we had his house be our base, and our siblings got my house. My brother immediately ran inside the house and locked all the doors. This presented a major problem because not only would I not be able to get inside the house but there was no way my brother would ever open the door, so I was locked out of the house until my mom came home. So me and Joe got the ladder, climbed up into my room through my window, 스톨, 훔친 the flag, and waited for the mad dash out the front door because we expected my brother and his sister to be in the 부엌, 주방 planning. So I snuck downstairs…
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