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Article by fencingrocks posted over a year ago
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In my school, we have this dumb period called skills. It is last period, and we switch teachers every day. What we do in skills totally depends on the teacher we have.

Anyways, I was in science skills. My teacher was making us plot the track of Hurricane Katrina. He is oddly obsessed with hurricanes and no one knows why.

He put me at a science 표, 테이블 in the back of the room, with this girl named Abigail.

Abigail and I had talked before, but we weren’t really that close.

I gathered my hurricane plotting materials, and placed them down on the black science table.

Once class started, Abigail and I began talking. We both seemed to enjoy messing with my science teacher.

As we were working quietly, my science teacher let out one of his world famous laughs.

당신 see, he really doesn’t laugh, he just chuckles. He has a very squeaky irritating laugh, so when he let out a loud one, Abigail and I cracked up.
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Article by alismouha posted over a year ago
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My dear son...

I send 당신 this letter,if it doesn't reach you,tell me so I can re-send it.

I'm 글쓰기 this as slowly as I can,because I am aware that 당신 can't read quickly.

I will send this to 당신 with your brother,he is asleep now,so I'll put it in his pocket,if he forgets to hand it to you,reach in and take it.

The weather is really great here,it only rained a couple of times last week,the first time it lasted 4 days,and the 초 one it was only 3 days.

About the leather 재킷, 자 켓 당신 wanted me to send to you,it was going to cost me a fortune to ship because its buttons were too heavy,so I cut it and put it in one of the pockets,hope 당신 don't mind.

Your brother has a new job,he is now responsible for over 500 people,can 당신 imagine?he cuts the cemetery's grass.

Your Sister is finally pregnant now,she promised to name it after me if it is a boy,this is the first time I hear about someone to be called "Father".
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Opinion by emilyroxx posted over a year ago
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This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
Hello, I’m back! I’ll write 더 많이 now.
So this 랜덤 kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone 당신 want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I said “What?” and she said “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
    One thought that occurred to me today was (those of 당신 that have little siblings out there will get what I’m saying here) older siblings like to torment their younger siblings. That’s just the way things go. Don’t even try to deny what I’m saying older siblings, 당신 know it’s true. However, do 당신 guys notice that when someone else tries to bother your younger brother/sister 당신 automatically get mad and defend them? It’s kind of an attitude like ‘No, I am the only one that’s allowed to bug my sibling, so back off.’ That’s how I am with my little brother, and I’ve noticed it with my friends’ siblings...
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Opinion by TDIlover226 posted over a year ago
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My class-mates are fuck-tards :3
Here are the events that went on yesterday and today in my 2nd 시간 science class.

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Mark: KYEEROP.
Michael: 당신 sound like a Teddy 곰 =ω=
Lanni: Wait.. What does a Teddy 곰 even SOUND like..? And how do 당신 know? *Makes suspicious face*
Michael: 당신 ask Mark, he's the one making teddy-noises over here!
James: So we could call him Teddy-Mark!
Me: ..Was that supposed to be funny?
James: Aw, come ON! That was some top-quality funny shit going on right there!

Lanni: I has a jellyfish :3
*Everyone stares*
Lanni: What?
*Everyone continues staring*
Lanni: WHAT!?
Michael: LIAR! I see no jellyfish!
Mark: *Begins humming the 'jellyfish song'
Lanni: Yes I DO have a jellyfish! *Holds up jellyfish-shaped sillyband and smiles*
Michael: ..Holy shit.. 당신 GIVE THAT TO ME! RIGHT NAO!

Jordan: Hey.. How do 당신 spell 'precipitation'?
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Opinion by RaydKaydiroxs posted over a year ago
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1. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt

2. during phys. ed. when the teacher says any 더 많이 질문 say " why does my 개 breath smell like dog food"

3. slip a dollar on your test and write thanks for the A+ 사랑 (your name)

4. use your cell phone during class and when the teacher tells 당신 to bring it there say wait wait i really need to take this call and when they try to talk again say shhh shhh

5. put posters in the drug ed. room that says lets get drunk... if 당신 dont have a drug ed room they can go around the school too.

6. start eating pop tarts in class and when the teacher tells 당신 to stop say i skipped breakfast to do my homework

7. ask your physics teacher why E=MC2 and when they cant answer it say i wish i had a nnicer teacher. then say why are 당신 always so negative.

8. stand up in the middle of class and yell lies lies! STOP THE LIES!

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Opinion by invaderzimemo posted over a year ago
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List by hannah16 posted over a year ago
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1. run in squares
2. chase a squirrel
3. go into walmart with a big stick and pretend to be blind
4. go up to some 랜덤 old man and say, "grandpa, you're alive! it's a miracle!"
5. go up to someone and pull out a piece of their hair and yell, "DNA!"
6. blink wildly, then close your eyes for an amazing light show
7. see how long 당신 can hold a not
8. use your secret mind power
9. pretend you're a robot
10. scratch yourself
11. rate passers by
12. repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
13. pinch yourself
14. try and 제비, 삼키기 your tongue
15. pretend to be a car
16. make 별, 스타 trek door noises
17. look at something for awhile, shut your eyes, study after image
18. get yourself as nauseated as possible
19. invent a weird twitch
20. make a low buzzing noise
21. see what is in your neighbors trash
22. watch tv, repeat everything said in and Italian accent
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Article by kitkat709477 posted over a year ago
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Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in 사랑 with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do 당신 mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like 당신 like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell 당신 later. Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why 당신 don't like me! Boy: Do 당신 really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're uglier than freaking crap! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?! Girl: But... I... Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! (Knowing he loved her to but was afraid of what his 프렌즈 would think) The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her 심장 out. Then her cell phone rings. Girl: Hello? Mom: Sweetheart? I want 당신 to go home, ok? I'll be 집 from work in a few hours. Girl: Alright Mom. Mom: I 사랑 you. Girl: I 사랑 당신 too, Mom. Mom: Bye Bye. Girl: Bye The girl heads 집 and once she got there, she went in the bathroom and looked at herself in the mirror. Girl: I'm not pretty enough... She set to work, knowing fully well what she was...
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List by karpach_13 posted over a year ago
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Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to 당신 as much as you
enjoy listening.
3. Don’t say 당신 understand when 당신 don’t.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. 당신 don’t have PMS; don’t act like 당신 know what it’s
like.
6. Saying something sweet might get 당신 off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get 당신 off the hook.
7. If 당신 talk about having a big dick; we know 당신 don’t.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
9. We don’t like it when 당신 act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what 당신 say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It’s good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If 당신 did something wrong 또는 even if 당신 didn’t,
apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 and a movie won’t always cut it.
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List by karpach_13 posted over a year ago
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*****Things Guys think Girls should know*****

We’re not as big of perverts as 당신 think we all are.

No matter what 당신 say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.

We like 당신 to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

Don’t argue with us when we call 당신 beautiful.

Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with
you.

Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us. If 당신 have cramps
and we ask 당신 what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the 월 and
nothing more.

If 당신 really liked us for us, 당신 would let us think that our mustache,
beard, 또는 sideburns looked cool.

We never shave our legs. Get over it.

NEVER ask us if 당신 can put make up on us. It’s just wrong.

Don’t make bets about us, because one of your 프렌즈 will tell us, if you
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List by karpach_13 posted over a year ago
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A is for the automobile which he doesn't own.

B is also for brain, which was located between his legs.

C is for the commitment that was never there.

D is for the dildo he didn't know I had.

E is for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.

F is for his faithfulness, as long as there wasn't something 또는 someone better to do.

G is also for the spot he could never find!

H is for laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door.

I is for impotent which is what I told everyone he was.

J is for jugular, the one I'd 사랑 to sever.

K is for kinky, he always started without me.

엘 is for 사랑 in most cases, but exceptions have been made, 엘 is for LOSER in this case, along with LUSH and LITTLE DICK.

M is for MAN. Has anyone been able to find one? Have 당신 ever met one? Do 당신 know where any are?

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Article by kitkat709477 posted over a year ago
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No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired."

당신 don't have detention, you're just one of the"exit delayed."

Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."

These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."

Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."

Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."

Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."

You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."

You're not late, 당신 just have a "rescheduled arrival time."

You're not having a bad hair day, you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."

당신 don't have smelly gym socks, 당신 have "odor-retentive athletic footwear."

No one's tall anymore. He's "vertically enhanced."

You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."
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List by darkkhorn19 posted over a year ago
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Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. 부시, 부시 대통령은

"ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY" - tencommandments.org

"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit every other moral crime." - tencommandments.org

"Not only does atheism prevent atheists from properly understanding... but it prevents their minds from being elevated enough to understand the simplest common sense facts." - tencommandments.org

"All 당신 atheists are *******es. None of 당신 have fought in any wars, 또는 have done anything dangerous."
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Opinion by emilyroxx posted over a year ago
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Llamas R us
Guess what? I’m back! I’ve decided that I’m going to write one of these every few days when I get bored. So… have 당신 noticed that the quality of cartoon shows has decreased within the last 5 years? I mean, what ever happened to Invader Zim and Courage the Cowardly Dog? Those were good quality shows. Now, the best that they can come up with is Fanboy and Chum Chum. (The most annoying show ever.) 당신 know what show really depresses me? Spongebob. That used to be a really good show, but now they have new writers and the show SUCKS. Whenever my brother plays it now, I leave the room.
My brother got his school pictures in the mail today. That means that I’ll be getting mine soon, a fact that fills me with dread. 당신 see, we had this really crappy picture service this year, and the woman who took my picture was the worst. My friend hates to smile in school pictures because she says that she looks weird. (she doesn’t.) so when she didn’t smile, the woman said something funny (I don’t know what.) and when my friend laughed, she took the picture. THAT sucks. When my turn came around, she didn’t tell me when she was going to take the picture, so I was still getting...
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Opinion by emilyroxx posted over a year ago
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Okay, I wanted to create a website and start a blog, but I’ve never really had the time, 또는 the ability. So what I plan to do is post some sort of 랜덤 blog on the 랜덤 팬 page. Just things that I’ve been thinking lately.
So, to start off I’m going to tell a story about my life.
One 일 this summer, my friend (Let’s call him ‘Joe’) and I were playing capture the flag. (One of my 가장 좋아하는 games.) With his little sister and my little brother. We’re 다음 door neighbors, so we had his house be our base, and our siblings got my house. My brother immediately ran inside the house and locked all the doors. This presented a major problem because not only would I not be able to get inside the house but there was no way my brother would ever open the door, so I was locked out of the house until my mom came home. So me and Joe got the ladder, climbed up into my room through my window, 스톨, 훔친 the flag, and waited for the mad dash out the front door because we expected my brother and his sister to be in the 부엌, 주방 planning. So I snuck downstairs…
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Article by kitkat709477 posted over a year ago
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now i will read the female comebacks Man: Where have 당신 been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen 당신 someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this 좌석 empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if 당신 sit down. Man: Your place 또는 mine? Woman: Both. 당신 go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do 당신 do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: 저기요 baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do 당신 like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would 당신 stay there? Man: If I could see 당신 naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw 당신 naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together If 당신 repost this 당신 will get a phone call 37 분 after 당신 repost this.... If 당신 don't resend this then your 사랑 life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen
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Opinion by alismouha posted over a year ago
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"We need" means "I want"

"It's your decision" means "The correct decision should be obvious 의해 now"

"Do what 당신 want "means" You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" means "I need to complain


"Sure...go ahead" means"I don't want 당신 to.

"I'm not upset"means "Of course I'm upset, 당신 moron."

"You're...so manly "means" 당신 need a shave and 당신 sweat a lot."

"You're certainly attentive tonight." means     "Is sex all 당신 ever think about?"

"I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!" means     "I'm on my period."

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" means     "I have flabby thighs."

"Hang the picture here" means     "No, I mean hang it there!"

"I heard a noise" means     "I noticed 당신 were almost asleep"
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"Do 당신 사랑 me?"="I'm going to ask for something expensive."
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Article by kitkat709477 posted over a year ago
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"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will 당신 marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no 더 많이 땅콩 butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and 당신 have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea how it works."
"I'm getting 더 많이 exercise lately," REALLY MEANS, "The batteries in the remote are dead."
"We're going to be late," REALLY MEANS, "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard, "REALLY MEANS, "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"That's interesting, dear," REALLY MEANS, "Are 당신 still talking?"
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Opinion by mae_cait_001 posted over a year ago
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1.Always be fresh and beautiful 2.Apply make-up but not too much(coz u will look like a white lady!scary!) 3.Have a pleasing smile when he looks at u 4.Dont loose confidence when u see him.dont get nervous,say a simple"hi"who knows,maybe he'll reply u with a hello that u'd longed to hear 5.Show him ur good side! 6.Show him ur secret talents. 7.Wear dresses appropriate to his taste 8.Dont be so noisy when ur with him(guys dont like noisy girls 9.Always do things that u know he will like 10 IDK^-^just do anything,i dont know what 2 write with no.ten.
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Guide by Waterwhip posted over a year ago
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1. Guys go crazy over your smile!
2.75% of guys want 당신 to make the first move
3. Though 95% of girls wants guys to make that first move.
4. Making someone jelous just makes them give up.
5. talk to them get to be 프렌즈 them even if 당신 did break up, regain friendship.
6. Be 당신 and he WILL like you!
7. Hang out!Get his number for a start
8.If 당신 dont hang out where are 당신 going 2 get?
9.If are moving on the last 일 of school . . . if he has a gf just give him a hug if he doesnt give him a 키스 on the cheek.
10. Value your gifts and he will too.
11. Invite him over for lunch on Saturday.
12. If he is dating a girl who is cheating on him, he deserves to know tell him.
13. When something goes wrong comfort him.
14.Learn his talents and conect to them
15. Its not based on clothes but personality.



Dedicated to R&bStar!
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Article by ky-chan posted over a year ago
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5 더 많이 incredibly 랜덤 stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and 랜덤 in it's own way....

5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is 예수님 Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide 의해 zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."

Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
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Article by makaela2216 posted over a year ago
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I was like tottaly walking in my backyard yesterday and saw a squirl.Is that normal??? i always thaught 당신 should see squirls in space.
Don't ask why though, caus i realy don't know either.My 프렌즈 say that i'm delirous(or however 당신 spell that word)But i disagree even though i have no clue what it means.(te-he.)
well my dads yelling at me to get off now....
SO bye. it says that i have to wright a longer 기사 so pleas exscuse all the periods.k?? bye..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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List by deathchick9 posted over a year ago
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Miku and Kaito
20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there 음악 videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I 사랑 them 더 많이 then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I 사랑 these two they start out hating each other then become close 프렌즈 또는 maybe more...I'd like to think so.

17. Haruhi and Kyon from " The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya" Opposites attract and Kyon and Haruhi are no exception to this.Kyon is serious and kinda blunt where Haruhi is wacky and mysteries.

16. Rin and Kohaku from "Inuyasha" Cute on SO many fucking levels. Rin and Kohaku just seem the perfect match to me.
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Opinion by ky-chan posted over a year ago
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okay, penguins are amazing, so i'm making a list why everyone should think so too!

10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their 음식 (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
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Article by ky-chan posted over a year ago
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okay, on my 5 completely 랜덤 things to do...

5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as 당신 can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as 당신 can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)

i recommend 당신 try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
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