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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. Stick your palm open under the stall 벽 and ask your
neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 초 and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large...
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posted by yashar_safavi
# Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

# Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

# Swim with a dolphin.

# Skydive.

# Have your portrait painted.

# Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure 당신 use it.

# Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

# Watch the launch of the 우주 shuttle.

# Spend a whole 일 eating 정크 음식 without feeling guilty.

# Be an extra in a film.

# Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

# Make 사랑 on a forest floor.

# Make 사랑 on a train.

# Learn to rollerblade.

# Own a room with...
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posted by Rock_n_Roll671
Okay, I;m not saying 당신 should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the 코멘트 which ones you're going to try out.

1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz 당신 hate America."

3. When 당신 go to the princible's office, and when he asks why 당신 were sent, say, "I wrote that 당신 sucked...
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posted by boomerlover
Impossible to Please

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor 의해 floor, and once 당신 find what 당신 are looking for, 당신 can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling 당신 what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The 프렌즈 laugh and without hesitation...
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Did 당신 really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be 더 많이 than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special 일
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that 일
there was lots to be said
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When 당신 said "I 사랑 you"
I said "I 사랑 당신 too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?

I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be 더 많이
What if I did...
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posted by milorox18
Some are lighthearted‚ some are serious‚ all are very true.
Here are some of them:

-Don't drink 포도 주스 while wearing a white 셔츠 and driving to school.

-Don't let your life wait for other people.

-Dropping a cell phone into a full bathtub‚ kind of kills the phone.

-Your mom will find out if 당신 dye your hair purple.

-You haven't really lives until you've gotten a 48 on an Advanced Placement U.S. History test.

-Don't ever fall in 사랑 with someone who is 더 많이 than a thousand miles away from you. It usually doesn't work out.

-Milk cartons make boring pets.

-If it hurts‚ DON'T DO IT AGAIN!...
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A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P

At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to 십자가, 크로스 the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...
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Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make 사랑 with 당신
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until 당신 find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit 당신 first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of 당신 shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give 당신 a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...
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posted by Bluekait
Post the first line of a song 당신 are currently listening too in the comments. I 'll make a story out of it when I feel it is enough. Then we see how it turns out. If this keeps going after I 게시됨 the story, the 더 많이 I make.

I learnt this from a friend of mine who needed some inspiration. Hope this will inspire any struggling writers.

If 당신 want too, take the first line from 3 - 5 songs to make the story longer!

Guys, please don't bash 또는 say anything rude to people's 음악 interests. I don't care if it's 1D, Justin Bieber, 또는 Miley Cyrus BUT be respectful. If so, I am not adding your song lyric to the story.

Here's mine: I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go
posted by mini17
ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world!

TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for...
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1. Play hide and seek!

2. Tell your boy/girlfriend how much 당신 사랑 them.

3. STREAKING! ^__^

4. Give everyone hugs!

5. Give the homeless all your money.

6. Take a shower! Don't want to be dirty before 당신 die.

7. Play the scariest horror game 당신 know.

8. Tell your 프렌즈 all your deepest secrets.

9. Grab everything at Target. :D

10. Do the cinnamon challenge. With cocaine. (You're going to die anyways.)

11. 더 많이 STREAKING! ^___^

12. Take a look back at your life's greatest moments.

13. Do that one thing you've always wanted to do. (In my case, skydiving.)

14. Play some Pac-Man. :P Just because.

15. Go...
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posted by IloveJuju
1. Do 당신 sleep in your bra? Nope
2. Does your dad know 당신 like boys yet? Obviously :)
3. Do 당신 enjoy drama? Not really.
4. Are 당신 a girly girl? Hahhaa NO
5. Small 또는 large purses? Small cuz i hate purses.
6. Are 당신 short? Im in the middle
7. Do 당신 like somebody? Justin Bieber♥
8. Do 당신 care if your socks are dirty? No.Im not bothered.
9. Do 당신 like Halloween? Its Cool :D
10. Are 당신 double jointed? No!
11. Where is the weirdest place 당신 have slept? Uhhh on a table
12. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? Myself ;)
13. Is there any type of rumor going...
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posted by Channyfan1

In the world of stereotypes...

I HAVE CURVES, so I MUST be a fat-ass.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST talk like a butler.

I DON'T WEAR SKIRTS, so I MUST be a tom-boy.

I'm POOR, so I MUST be homeless.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I FELL IN 사랑 WITH A MAN WHILE HE WAS TAKEN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I’M EMOTIONAL, so I MUST be looking...
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posted by juicyjossy9
 A 사진 I took of a farm that produces 단풍, 메이플 syrup…
A photo I took of a farm that produces maple syrup…
Published 의해 Heather, SuperForester
on December 12, 2010
in Superforest journal

Hello SuperForest!

I received this little story in my 이메일 메시지함 recently, and upon 읽기 it, I immediately thought of SuperForest. We have talked about redefining wealth and success before, but this is a simple story that illustrates the common thread of abundance and gratitude that often shows up in our SuperForest universe.

Let’s share this story with our loved ones, especially during this holiday season, as it is important to remind ourselves to be grateful for what we have,...
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posted by jessicamc26
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posted by Mel4ever
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So 당신 have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! 저기요 girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did 당신 know 키싱 is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken 수프 actually makes 당신 feel better. 94% of boys would 사랑 it if 당신 sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your 상단, 맨 위로 lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult 당신 when they like you! 89% of guys want 당신 to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. 초콜릿 will make 당신 feel better! Most...
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posted by karpach_13
28 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

1.. We’re not as big of perverts as 당신 think we all are.

2.. No matter what 당신 say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole

3.. We like 당신 to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4.. Don’t argue with us when we call 당신 beautiful.

5.. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6.. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you.

7.. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8.. If 당신 have cramps and we ask 당신 what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the 월 and nothing more.

9.. If 당신 really...
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(A/N) Still has gayness cussing and sex ;D

~Jason's POV~

Ty and i have been dating for a few months now, but lately we've been fighting, over dumb silly things too.

"Good bye" Ty said 키싱 me on the lips.

"Where are 당신 going?" I asked.

"Out to the bar with some friends" He said not looking at me.

"Okay" I said.

The 분 he walked out the door i was torn.

I wanted 더 많이 than life it's self to ask him if he still loved me, the way i loved him.

Tears began to trace my cheek 본즈 when i thought about the first time we had sex.

He was going out having a good time, getting drunk with his buddies, while...
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 Elsa from 디즈니 아이콘 I've made with this 5-STEP-Required tutorial
Elsa from 디즈니 아이콘 I've made with this 5-STEP-Required tutorial
I was thinking to share my knowledge of 아이콘 making using Adobe Photoshop to my 프렌즈 here in Fanpop. So I decided to write it down.

First of all, although every in Adobe Photoshop the tools placement are different, but the tools I'm using are common and I hope 당신 already know them. But don't worry, I also include the tools' shortcut. In this article, I'm using Adobe Photoshop CS5.

Let's begin!

STEP 1: Choose a picture 당신 want.

How to open an image: click 'File' and then click 'Open' 또는 a shortcut CTRL+O. 당신 can...
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