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posted by invadercalliope
They say, don't trust,
You, me, we, us,
So we'll fall if we must,
Cause it's you, me,
And it's all about,
It's all about
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause 당신 know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
We'll Run away if we must
'Cause 당신 know (ah-ah)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
In 당신 I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
If they hurt you,
They hurt me too,
So we'll rise up,
Won't stop,
And it's all about,
It's all about,
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause 당신 know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us

We'll Run away if we must
'Cause 당신 know (ah-ah)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
In 당신 I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
They don't know,
They can't see,
Who we are,
Fear is the enemy,
Hold on tight,
Hold on to me,
'Cause tonight,
It's all about us,
It's all about, all about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause 당신 know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause 당신 know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
We'll Run away if we must
'Cause 당신 know (ah-ah)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
In 당신 I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
The End
posted by ultimatefredde
1. Guys for gods sake, dont pretend being something 당신 aren´t girls have a sixth sense we don´t have and find out sooner 또는 later

2. Dance!

3.Flirt, they aren´t the only ones who should do this.

4.Tell her what 당신 really enjoy in life

5.Help them out when needed.

6.Avoid playing those "Gay games" with your pals, it´s just not right

7.avoid grabbing your "parts" on public. Really.

8.Be original, with gifts, don´t just give flowers, 또는 take her to dinner, also sometimes a card 또는 a simple walk in the park is good to try

9.Be romantic and take shyness away

10. Express your feelings, 당신 wont die...
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posted by JonasLuver1
Why Guys 사랑 Girls:

1. The way they always smell good even if it’s just shampoo
2. The way they always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our ams
5. The way they 키스 당신 ad make everything alright in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the it’s all worthwhile
8. The way they are always warm even if it’s minus 30 degrees
9. The way the look good no matter what they wear
10. The way she fished for compliments even though 당신 both know she’s the most beautiful...
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posted by ilovetech29
1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a 나무, 트리 and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...
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Just 읽기 some of the 터미네이터 인용구 through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!


Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash 일 tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.


I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. 당신 might get annoyed 의해 it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
posted by lloonny
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear 슈퍼맨 pajamas. 슈퍼맨 wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a 심장 attack. His 심장 isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first 당신 don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on 불, 화재 with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....
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posted by KateKicksAss
 This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
Of course, if 당신 are TRULY random, 당신 shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever 당신 may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases 또는 monologues 또는 pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of 프렌즈 또는 logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if 당신 got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and 당신 can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays...
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"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and 의해 brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in 침대 and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...
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posted by yoshifan1976
Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse 복숭아 was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", 복숭아 told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a 키스 and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. 데이지 hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...
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added by loonybug
Source: tumblr
No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about 디즈니 and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have 당신 watched Shake it up? It's the best thing 디즈니 has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit 디즈니 Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL 디즈니 & music. Even the trash 영화 like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the 디즈니 direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap 디즈니 Channel has to offer....
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posted by hetalianstella
This is in no particular order.

- I hate how people automatically assume 당신 are Chinese just because you're Asian, 또는 automatically assume 당신 are Mexican just because 당신 are Hispanic.

- How people always say they COULD care less when they COULDN'T care less!

- When people use an elevator.....for one floor!

- Perverts....I mean, I don't hate perverts. Some of my best 프렌즈 are perverts. But I'm not a pervert, so don't act like a pervert around me. Anywhere else is fine, but please respect my asexuality.

- When people overuse lol.
Especially when there is nothing funny!
Same with OMG. I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little 조랑말 팬 fiction. If 당신 do not like talking 말 that come in different colors, run for your life.



Song: link
 As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.


France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pierce Hawkins as....

Papillon

Police 조랑말 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.

Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss

Police 조랑말 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, 당신 will all be transferred...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


On May 27, 2016, a war was started 의해 a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new 아이콘 he created. This angered millions, and 스플릿, 분할 the My Little 조랑말 fandom into two. The S.G. Bronies, (the bad guys), and the Anti S.G. Bronies, (the good guys.) This war also created a new law in April 12, 2018, all forms of entertainment...
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Just something I want to experiment with.. Even though it's not October it is kinda Halloweeny...



10: Jack the Ripper:
Let's start with then obvious for a list like this, the guy who disemboweled and probably dissected prostitutes, while also 글쓰기 taunting letters to police. If 당신 heard of Black Dalia, well this guy did this too 'all' his victims. And as the story goes, he was never found..


9: Jane Topper:
To me there was always disturbing about "Jolly Jane", the nurse was suppose to help people but instead poisons them, and worse still, lies with them as they died. Apparently for sexual...
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Mapquest Driving Directions is a web mapping service that provides detailed driving directions, traffic updates, and maps for various modes of transportation, including cars, bicycles, and public transportation. Mapquest Driving Directions is available on the web, as well as on mobile devices through the Mapquest app.

Cruise control, on the other hand, is a feature found in many modern cars that allows drivers to set a constant speed for their vehicle. With cruise control, drivers can relax their feet and maintain a consistent speed without needing to constantly adjust the accelerator pedal....
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added by Ranty-cat
Source: Fb