31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Written 의해 a guy. After years of experience.

1. Whatever 당신 do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and 당신 will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to 키스 in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

6. If they slap 당신 hard, 당신 deserved it.

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if 당신 want to. If they're going out with 당신 in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

8. If 당신 don't sleep with them, do not tell your 프렌즈 that 당신 did.

--8.5. If 당신 DO sleep with them, don't tell your 프렌즈 that 당신 did.

9. 당신 can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended 의해 it...

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if 당신 make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your 프렌즈 will know you're a *****.

--11.5. Do 당신 honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets 집 safely as often as 당신 can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If 당신 aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's 집 safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats 당신 first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" 또는 something, never make any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether 당신 enjoy it 또는 not, it just matters that 당신 went.

18. You're dead meat if 당신 can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

19. Don't flirt with their moms 또는 friends...that's just freaky.

20. Don't be freaked out 의해 PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.

21. If 당신 don't like the way they drive, 당신 do it.

22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

23. Don't stress where 당신 go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

26. Memorize their birthdays. 당신 forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

27. Don't marinade the cologne.


28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday 또는 크리스마스 또는 Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.

29. If 당신 think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt 당신 더 많이 if 당신 draw it out.

30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When 당신 have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, 당신 have a lot 더 많이 responsibility, privilege and control than 당신 would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be 로스트 in a nanosecond.

31.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything 당신 did wrong will be used against 당신 in the future.

Now ladies, don't expect a guy to know every single thing here (even though that would be nice).