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posted by AlxanderRfan
I don’t know what makes 당신 so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told 당신 to be yourself simply couldn’t have given 당신 worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t 당신 have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let 당신 mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are 당신 always this stupid 또는 are 당신 making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like 당신 before – but I had to pay an admission.

If 당신 took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d 사랑 to help 당신 out…now, which way did 당신 come in?

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

So now we know why some mammals eat their children…

Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.

One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.

You’re so fake, 바비 인형 is jealous.

I may be fat, but i can exercise, 당신 can’t fix ugly!

They just ran out of brains 의해 the time 당신 got there, so they gave 당신 a nice wood carving instead.

Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope 당신 meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse

If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.

I’d 사랑 to ask how old 당신 are, but unfortunately I know 당신 can’t count that high.

All 일 I thought of you….I was at the zoo.

Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.

Go ahead, tell them everything 당신 know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.

How did 당신 get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

I’d curse 당신 to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.

I never knew brains had an off switch

Did 당신 fall from the stupid tree?

Did 당신 have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

Sure, I’ve seen people like 당신 before – but I had to pay an admission…

You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.


bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.

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I found a alot of 인용구 that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
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