*again from the internet not my own**
1.Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
2.Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and have bought jewelry.
3.Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are 더 많이 women than men, it pays to recycle.
4.Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.
5.Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
6.Men 사랑 to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
7.All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my 베개 instead of a gun.
8.A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
9.All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear into the 심장 of even General Schwartzkopf.
10.Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a 불, 화재 and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
11.Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and 더 많이 depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and nerdy
12.Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping 다음 to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
13.Women take clothing much 더 많이 seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say, "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrased. Get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."
14.Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor, two inches from the door.
15.If a man prepares 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 for 당신 and the 샐러드 contains three 또는 더 많이 types of lettuce, he is serious.
16.If you're dating a man who 당신 think might be "Mr. Right" because he
◦got older,
◦got a new job, 또는
◦visited a psychiatrist,
당신 are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.
17.No man is charming all the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
18.When four 또는 더 많이 men get together, they talk about sports.
19.When four 또는 더 많이 women get together, they talk about men.
20.Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice voluntarily.
21.Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"
22.If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget... he didn't lose your number... he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.
23.Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."
24.Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see 당신 again" might sound like a challenge. If 당신 want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying "I 사랑 you... I want to marry you... I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.
25.Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
26.Male menopause is a lot 더 많이 fun than female menopause. With female menopause 당신 gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause -- 당신 get to 날짜 young girls and drive motorcycles.
27.Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.
1.Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
2.Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and have bought jewelry.
3.Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are 더 많이 women than men, it pays to recycle.
4.Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.
5.Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
6.Men 사랑 to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
7.All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my 베개 instead of a gun.
8.A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
9.All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear into the 심장 of even General Schwartzkopf.
10.Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a 불, 화재 and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
11.Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and 더 많이 depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and nerdy
12.Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping 다음 to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
13.Women take clothing much 더 많이 seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say, "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrased. Get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."
14.Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor, two inches from the door.
15.If a man prepares 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 for 당신 and the 샐러드 contains three 또는 더 많이 types of lettuce, he is serious.
16.If you're dating a man who 당신 think might be "Mr. Right" because he
◦got older,
◦got a new job, 또는
◦visited a psychiatrist,
당신 are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.
17.No man is charming all the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
18.When four 또는 더 많이 men get together, they talk about sports.
19.When four 또는 더 많이 women get together, they talk about men.
20.Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice voluntarily.
21.Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"
22.If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget... he didn't lose your number... he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.
23.Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."
24.Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see 당신 again" might sound like a challenge. If 당신 want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying "I 사랑 you... I want to marry you... I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.
25.Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
26.Male menopause is a lot 더 많이 fun than female menopause. With female menopause 당신 gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause -- 당신 get to 날짜 young girls and drive motorcycles.
27.Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horoscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our 프렌즈 don't say "hi" 의해 punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating 초콜릿 once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... 당신 know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horoscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our 프렌즈 don't say "hi" 의해 punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating 초콜릿 once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... 당신 know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
2 when the teacher asks why your not doing anything, tell him/her to shut the fuck up
3 ~normal clothes~ impersonate your teachers movements
4 sing friday 의해 Rebecca Black over and over again
5 when 당신 get in trouble, tell the teacher that he/she aint got no pancake mix
6 steal her markers
7 draw a penis on the whiteboard with her permanent markers 당신 stole
8 poke him/her in the stomach and ask him/her how it feels to be the dough boy
9 sleep
10 dress up as Italy from 헤타리아 ~or however 당신 spell it~ ad yell 파스타 all day.
i made these!!
