랜덤 Article: 10 things about me

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posted by invadercalliope

I HOPE 당신 ENJOY AND LEARN TEN THINGS ABOUT ME!
Now let's start
Plz take your seats
ok are 당신 ready well i will just go anyway!~
1. I have a 유튜브 acount i am InvaderCalliope on 유튜브 also
2.i am using a laptop
3.i cosplay alot
4.My fave show is Invader Zim
5.I 사랑 읽기 manga
6.I can be very creepy sometimes
7. i 사랑 to make this face :3
8. i have a pet ferret,cat,bunny,and 2 dogs
9.i 사랑 to run
10.i am epic
Now i hope 당신 enjoyed 읽기 this.
Now let's party!
then we can start a riot!
YAY!

deathding and Twilightzook like this

MJangellover you forget ,your religion, nationality ,your goal!!!

teamsalvatore98 *parties* Ok, now we start a riot. I lead!! nom nom om nom nom ;3

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there's something fishy about this...

posted by cheeeese

okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on 팬팝 for F.S. soo 당신 can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to 가입하기 F.S. 당신 must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. 차 is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...

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10 ways to ennoy an older sister

posted by TDIlover226

1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand 다음 to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't 당신 even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, 당신 need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with 프렌즈 then run up and sit between them and go...

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Diana Wynne Jones' Quotes:

posted by moodystuff449

Thing are going round and round my head, 또는 maybe my head is going round and round in things. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie, I'm dying of boredom in here, 또는 maybe just dying. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal 더 많이 hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try.

‘It should be hair-raising,’...

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I Were A Boy (Beyonce) PARODY!

posted by Blackteardrops

*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD

If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would 날짜 Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd 키스 who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never 날짜 a girl
I swear I'd still 사랑 men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When 당신 watch a brand new one
I’d invite my 프렌즈 over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...

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the funnest 기사 of my 기사

posted by Puncky_Girl

brick:butch i'm going to sleep and don't broke something
butch:wait now?
brick:yea so what?
butch:oh come on brick! we can have a party!
brick:party? butch i want a pease!
butch:ok 당신 go...
(brick goes to his room)
butch:you leave your phone here brick? (took bricks phone) now let's send SMSes
(door 벨 rings)
butch:(looks in the hole) it's open
(mitch comes)
mitch:hey butch
butch:wow mitch wats up?
mitch:i just wanted my ball back (tooks his ball)
butch:hey what is in your pocket?
mitch:marker
butch:will 당신 give it to me?
mitch:what you'll give?
butch:umm brick's hat?
mitch:i don't want...

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The girl Who could cry 늑대

posted by greenstergirl

Chapter one
Okay this is a really 랜덤 stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, 당신 have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” Said my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter...

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Why 당신 dont get brits drunk

posted by Annacrombie

This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find 더 많이 crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? 당신 are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...

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My Really Quick Conversation With Cleverbot

posted by dramaqueen00

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: No 당신 are a robot times 1000000.

User: No 당신 are a robot times 1000000.

Cleverbot: I am a human and 당신 are a robot.

User: User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.

Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. 당신 are the robot here.

User: User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... 당신 computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So 당신 admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.

LOL yes fail I know

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carols for the mentally disturbed

posted by hannah16

i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do 당신 hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be 집 for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and 불, 화재 hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: 당신 better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell 당신 why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...

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Zodiac:Capricorn

posted by KitkatKaysa

Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired 의해 their family and 프렌즈 and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented 의해 the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The 초 is the garden goat,...

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My Experience At A 드레이크, 드레이 크 벨 My First Ever Concert! Please 코멘트

posted by selenagomezfan7

My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The 음악회, 콘서트 Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 시간 Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There 노래 I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're 좌석 Ooh K Then 드레이크, 드레이 크 Sad 당신 Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There 드레이크, 드레이 크 Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The 팬 팬 Was 노래 Along Giving Him 꽃 Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For 읽기 And You're Comments

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Genorater came out for LESBIAN!

posted by moolah

To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's 일 together. Emily had cooked a stupid 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 and they ate on a log 의해 candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...

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13 더 많이 Things to Do at Walmart!

posted by EllentheStrange

ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.

1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that 당신 have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask 질문 to a magic 8 ball and take the 답변 seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when 당신 find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when 당신 see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a 랜덤 person!

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Here is a song (my favourite things)

posted by swarla

raindrops on 장미 and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,

cream coloured ponies with crisp 사과, 애플 strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,

girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,

when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad

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This could be the end chapter 4 the cult

posted by Edwardlover93

Chapter 3 The cult

“What are 당신 on about?” I was shaking with anger. How dare she say what I am and what I'm not “Stuff you” I wanted to say much worse. I walked away from her. Suddenly James was in front of me, smirking at me then he slowly vanished. I had to get out of here. 의해 the time I come back it will be too late.

I was walking down the empty 거리 the sun had set already. How long have I been walking for? I did not even feel tired. Some how I ended up at the park... thinking of Hannah, I walked past where it all happened Hannah screams echoed inside my head. I felt nothing...

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FAIRYTALES ARE REAL! sort of...

posted by justinfangrrl

Ya' know how everybody thinks fairytales and magic aren't real? Well, I beleive in them!
I'm not talking about santa clause, tooth fairy and easter bunny kinda stuff... I mean like ghosts, 유니콘 and things of that sort.

Everybody in my family has seen SOMETHING. and don't call me crazy. =(

Why is it so inconceivable that these things can't exist? Why is it so hard to believe that a big hairy man walks around in the woods? It could be like a woodland ape!

What's wrong with thinking 유니콘 are real???! Who said they have to have magical powers? It's pretty much just a beautiful horse...

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Stupid Things That Sassikassi Does (shes my twin)

posted by KitkatKaysa

Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws 음식 at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid 질문 (ex: What do 도서관, 라이브러리 cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a 일 when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who 당신 think she is