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posted by invadercalliope
I HOPE 당신 ENJOY AND LEARN TEN THINGS ABOUT ME!
Now let's start
Plz take your seats
ok are 당신 ready well i will just go anyway!~
1. I have a 유튜브 acount i am InvaderCalliope on 유튜브 also
2.i am using a laptop
3.i cosplay alot
4.My fave show is Invader Zim
5.I 사랑 읽기 manga
6.I can be very creepy sometimes
7. i 사랑 to make this face :3
8. i have a pet ferret,cat,bunny,and 2 dogs
9.i 사랑 to run
10.i am epic
Now i hope 당신 enjoyed 읽기 this.
Now let's party!
then we can start a riot!
YAY!
1. Afrikaan -- Ek is lief vir jou!

2. Albanian -- Te dua!

3 .Amharic -- Afekrishalehou!

4. Arabic -- Ohiboke( male to female )

Nohiboka ( female to male )

5. Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem!

6. Basque -- Maite zaitut!

7. Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi!

8. Bosnian -- Volim te!

9. Bulgarian -- Obicham te!

10. Catalan -- T'estimo!

11. Creole -- Mi aime jou!

12. Croatian -- Volim te!

13. Czech -- Miluji tev!

14. Danish --Jeg elsker dig!

15. Dutch -- Ik hou 봉고차, 반 je!

16. English -- I 사랑 you!

17. Esperanto -- Mi amas vin!

18. Estonian -- Mina armastan sind!

19. Farsi -- Tora dost daram!

20. Filipino -- Iniibig kita!...
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My partner, Robert Goren, and his leg is that he does that moment, because the 다음 thing I need a abandoned warehouse.
Eames, help me turn over the head and everything goes black.
My partner, Robert Goren, and slip into a warm water feels good, and begins to my house.
I blink twice before I get a better look at where have I just happen to my house.
I know, somebody hits me over the head He's got a shower.
I get lonely.
I get lonely.
I want to the crime scene.
The body of grey sweatpants, and over.
I need a tad bit too much.
I can't believe I just said that, I unlock the same apartment building...
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because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has 로스트 her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post 업데이트 if 당신 want :)
posted by EllentheStrange
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the 상단, 맨 위로 of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy 곰 and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. 당신 hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as 당신 can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say 당신 were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a 랜덤 person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive 당신 cheated on me with that whore" and point to a 랜덤 girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If 당신 are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If 당신 are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz 또는 dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the 다음 week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told 당신 I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell 당신 again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can 당신 tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana

just because 당신 사랑 someone else doesn't mean 당신 have to break one 더 많이 heart.
-alana

everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana

it doesn't matter how 당신 look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana

life is never the same, 당신 can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana

believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana

if 당신 dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana

life is precious with who your with, not with who 당신 want to be with.
-Alana

why be who your not, when 당신 can enjoy being who 당신 are.
-Alana

if 당신 let yourself down, 당신 let everyone behind 당신 down.
-Alana

your first 사랑 will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
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Alexa:Im going to be late again Stupid Hollows Trying to kill me!!!*slips on a 바나나 peel* Kikio:Are 당신 ok???
Alexa:AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! dont scare me like that and yes Im a-ok.
Kikio:wonderful did 당신 see kuno I want to ask him out. *blushing*
Alexa:EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Kikio:Your so mean, ok then I think its grows that 당신 like Ichigo!
Alexa:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I like Koaru not I-Ichigo he's to dang angry all the time.
Kikio:omg were going to be late come on!!!
Viviana:HI Alexa and kikio your finaly at school.
Kiara:Geuss what Im entering the talent contest.
Alexa:man I was going to geuss...
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posted by simpleplan
1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, 당신 answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, 당신 answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, 당신 answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, 당신 say “is that so?”
5. If 당신 so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher 당신 did not turn in your homework because 당신 were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...
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posted by Cantwait4book5
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn 당신 said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, 유니콘

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because 뱀파이어 are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The 타이타닉

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your 책 are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous


Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make...
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posted by karpach_13
The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. 당신 have to catch it yourself. ~Benjamin Franklin


Even if happiness forgets 당신 a little bit, never completely forget about it. ~Jacques Prévert


If 당신 want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy


Happiness is never stopping to think if 당신 are. ~Palmer Sondreal


Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony


The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain


If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~Edith Wharton


Happiness...
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10. Blind People Dream

People who become blind after birth can see 이미지 in their dreams. People who are born blind do not see any images, but have dreams equally vivid involving their other senses of sound, smell, touch and emotion. It is hard for a seeing person to imagine, but the body’s need for sleep is so strong that it is able to handle virtually all physical situations to make it happen.

9. 당신 Forget 90% of your Dreams

Within 5 분 of waking, half of your dream if forgotten. Within 10, 90% is gone. The famous poet, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, woke one morning having had a fantastic...
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